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(MLive.com)   Detroit blight cleanup turns into impromptu production of "Hamlet"   ( mlive.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Detroit, telephone poles, Shelby Township, impromptu  
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2013-07-11 12:34:39 PM  
There's something fishy in Denmark Detroit.
 
2013-07-11 12:36:20 PM  
Alas, poor Yaquisha! I knew her, Horatio: a lady
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: she hath
borne me on her big sweet booty a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is!
 
2013-07-11 12:47:54 PM  
It's Detroit, is anyone surprised?
 
2013-07-11 01:24:36 PM  
How can you tell which parts are blighted and which are not?
 
2013-07-11 01:25:17 PM  
There's something fishy rotten in Denmark Detroit.

/FTFM, sheesh.
 
2013-07-11 01:28:32 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

"We smell dead people..."
 
2013-07-11 01:30:44 PM  

Walker: It's Detroit, is anyone surprised?


I'm surprised they only found one.
 
2013-07-11 01:31:05 PM  
Kids, you noticing all this blight?
 
2013-07-11 01:32:57 PM  
"A volunteer participating in a blight clean-up effort found the head about 12 feet from where it lay when police began their investigation shortly after 11 a.m. "

Where what lay? A body? The volunteer? Was the head twelve feet from where the head was? English, motherfarker, do you write it? Christ.
 
2013-07-11 01:33:05 PM  
Alas, poor yorick...
 
2013-07-11 01:34:25 PM  
After years of looking, they finally found the remains of Jimmy Hoffa.  Now, maybe the FBI can give it a rest!
 
2013-07-11 01:35:08 PM  

Tio_Holtzmann: "A volunteer participating in a blight clean-up effort found the head about 12 feet from where it lay when police began their investigation shortly after 11 a.m. "

Where what lay? A body? The volunteer? Was the head twelve feet from where the head was? English, motherfarker, do you write it? Christ.


Volunteer finds it, moves it twelve feet, police begin investigation.  English, mf, do you read it?
 
2013-07-11 01:37:49 PM  
Somebody ended up knee-deep in Danes?
 
2013-07-11 01:44:01 PM  

bdub77: Alas, poor Yaquisha! I knew her, Horatio: a lady
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: she hath
borne me on her big sweet booty a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is!


The winner of this thread, and NEW Fark Light Heavyweight Champion....bdub77!!
 
2013-07-11 01:44:42 PM  
To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.
 
2013-07-11 01:53:44 PM  
I think it would be more surprising if no human remains were found.
 
2013-07-11 01:53:59 PM  
As a former volunteer doing Detroit blight cleanup, I'm getting a kick, etc.

/Found some cool things in attics while demolishing abandoned houses
//did you know the only insulation they used was old newspaper? With Michigan winters? Glad it wasn't me.
///fun reading the newspapers from Detroit in the 40s though
 
2013-07-11 01:54:48 PM  
I am dead, Horatio.
 
2013-07-11 01:58:43 PM  
♫This could be a case for Mulder and Skully ♫
 
2013-07-11 02:03:48 PM  
"Ray DeBuck, president of Shelby Township-based DeBuck Construction, whose company was assisting Carhartt and Hantz Farms employees with the cleanup, said other bones were discovered in a coat prior to the skull, but initially believed to be dog remains and discarded in a dumpster."

Those remains are still in the dumpster? I was about to ask what was wrong with Detroit but it's just not worth it. Another Doe lost to sheer idiocy.
 
2013-07-11 02:06:24 PM  
Dezilith:
"Ray DeBuck, president of Shelby Township-based DeBuck Construction, whose company was assisting Carhartt and Hantz Farms employees with the cleanup, said other bones were discovered in a coat prior to the skull, but initially believed to be dog remains and discarded in a dumpster."
Those remains are still in the dumpster? I was about to ask what was wrong with Detroit but it's just not worth it. Another Doe lost to sheer idiocy.



My dog wants steak AND a coat?
 
2013-07-11 02:26:10 PM  
yo, rick!
check this shiat out its a skeleton head
 
2013-07-11 02:47:54 PM  

parasol: Dezilith:
"Ray DeBuck, president of Shelby Township-based DeBuck Construction, whose company was assisting Carhartt and Hantz Farms employees with the cleanup, said other bones were discovered in a coat prior to the skull, but initially believed to be dog remains and discarded in a dumpster."
Those remains are still in the dumpster? I was about to ask what was wrong with Detroit but it's just not worth it. Another Doe lost to sheer idiocy.


My dog wants steak AND a coat?


These animals are really getting out of hand. Next they'll be wearing pants and a fedora.
 
2013-07-11 02:51:18 PM  
It probably fell off of someones chimney, watch for a rattlesnake whip next.
 
2013-07-11 03:01:22 PM  

Dezilith: "Ray DeBuck, president of Shelby Township-based DeBuck Construction, whose company was assisting Carhartt and Hantz Farms employees with the cleanup, said other bones were discovered in a coat prior to the skull, but initially believed to be dog remains and discarded in a dumpster."

Those remains are still in the dumpster? I was about to ask what was wrong with Detroit but it's just not worth it. Another Doe lost to sheer idiocy.


"When asked if those remains would be examined or investigated, a plains clothes officer at the scene said he did not know."  Sounds like the police are just as competent as the reporter who didn't bother getting the officer's name.  Fine union police work there, one officer stops by to collect the skull and another officer will swing by later in the week to see about other remains, maybe.
 
2013-07-11 03:26:42 PM  
I always wondered what happened to that CIA agent. You have our gratitude
 
2013-07-11 03:30:24 PM  
Your dog would want steak, but he was pretty full after cleaning out that skull.
 
2013-07-11 03:32:03 PM  

lack of warmth: Dezilith: "Ray DeBuck, president of Shelby Township-based DeBuck Construction, whose company was assisting Carhartt and Hantz Farms employees with the cleanup, said other bones were discovered in a coat prior to the skull, but initially believed to be dog remains and discarded in a dumpster."

Those remains are still in the dumpster? I was about to ask what was wrong with Detroit but it's just not worth it. Another Doe lost to sheer idiocy.

"When asked if those remains would be examined or investigated, a plains clothes officer at the scene said he did not know."  Sounds like the police are just as competent as the reporter who didn't bother getting the officer's name.  Fine union police work there, one officer stops by to collect the skull and another officer will swing by later in the week to see about other remains, maybe.


Or the waste removal have taken it to a dump and they'll end up digging in there at their taxpayers dollar in over time looking for this coat and bones that's been bulldozed and scattered.

The reporter too, is an idiot. It wouldn't surprise me the reporter was refused because the PD had a shake up at base for previous screw ups and didn't want the blame for this one.
 
2013-07-11 03:54:03 PM  

chopit: Tio_Holtzmann: "A volunteer participating in a blight clean-up effort found the head about 12 feet from where it lay when police began their investigation shortly after 11 a.m. "

Where what lay? A body? The volunteer? Was the head twelve feet from where the head was? English, motherfarker, do you write it? Christ.

Volunteer finds it, moves it twelve feet, police begin investigation.  English, mf, do you read it?


Farkers - refuse to pay for any sort of news, and then scrutinize every line of the free news articles for grammar mistakes in an attempt to make yourself seem intelligent on a website featuring a squirrel with gigantic testicles.  Yeah, that's a run-on sentence.  Go catch it.
 
2013-07-11 04:16:35 PM  
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And this guy didn't stop it?
 
2013-07-11 04:21:18 PM  
Wouldn't it be more surprising if they *didn't* find a dead body?
 
2013-07-11 04:56:38 PM  
Obvious tag is missing.
 
2013-07-11 04:57:31 PM  

Walker: It's Detroit, is anyone surprised?


Came here to say this.
 
2013-07-11 05:26:35 PM  
www.somethingpositive.net
 
2013-07-11 06:19:28 PM  
Where be yo jibes now, chump sucka?
 
2013-07-12 12:32:00 AM  
I'm thinking more along the lines of a Kurosawa movie like Yojimbo with random body parts lying around than Hamlet where they had to dig them up.

3rdarm.biz
 
2013-07-12 01:39:17 AM  
Ahh I was wondering where I left that.
 
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