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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   "The suspect believed that one of the arresting officers, five years younger than him, was his grandma"   (kfor.com) divider line 17
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2013-07-11 09:49:52 AM
That's gotta be one ugly police officer.
 
2013-07-11 09:58:21 AM
Alcohol and/or meth may have been at least tangentially involved.
 
2013-07-11 10:04:46 AM
Let he who has never been so wasted that he mistook strangers for (deceased) family members cast the first stone!
 
2013-07-11 10:17:14 AM
Montego Logan

So he was born in '78. What are the odds he was named after the family car?
 
2013-07-11 10:25:54 AM

Sybarite: Montego Logan

So he was born in '78. What are the odds he was named after the family car?


Where he was conceived
 
2013-07-11 10:26:44 AM
It's a mad mad mad mad world.

/Tell me it don't make no difference aunt Belle!
 
2013-07-11 10:29:27 AM

King Something: Alcohol and/or meth may have been at least tangentially involved.


Neither alcohol nor meth would make one sleepy and delusional, I'm thinking he must've been high on jimsonweed or maybe dropping lots of acid hits.
 
2013-07-11 10:39:33 AM
Maybe she is and maybe she isn't.
 
2013-07-11 10:46:44 AM

SecretAgentWoman: That's gotta be one ugly police officer.


Or some seriously strong drugs.
 
2013-07-11 10:48:40 AM
In fact, the 35-year-old suspect made himself right at home during the crime, putting a pizza in the oven and sliding into some slippers.

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2013-07-11 10:49:13 AM

doosh: King Something: Alcohol and/or meth may have been at least tangentially involved.

Neither alcohol nor meth would make one sleepy and delusional, I'm thinking he must've been high on jimsonweed or maybe dropping lots of acid hits.


I was thinking something more like a strong disassociative.  Half a bottle of motion sickness pills would do the trick...he would be in a waking coma with his conscious mind completely shutdown while his subconscious dreamstate was left to play in the real world.
 
2013-07-11 11:10:47 AM

QueenMamaBee: Sybarite: Montego Logan

So he was born in '78. What are the odds he was named after the family car?

Where he was conceived


I love that commercial.
 
2013-07-11 11:31:15 AM
Don't bother, you can't keep The Doctor in jail.
 
2013-07-11 11:52:38 AM
Bath Salts or Obama Voter
 
2013-07-11 11:56:59 AM

doosh: King Something: Alcohol and/or meth may have been at least tangentially involved.

Neither alcohol nor meth would make one sleepy and delusional, I'm thinking he must've been high on jimsonweed or maybe dropping lots of acid hits.


Maybe he was shooting up marihuana goofballs.
 
2013-07-11 12:53:23 PM
Police union spokesman said "So what if the arresting officer dabbles in the black arts and is a medium quality medium. There's nothing illegal in channeling a perp's granny."
 
2013-07-11 11:42:05 PM
I want what he's having.
 
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