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(Funny Or Die)   Boy this guy needs some man-scaping   (funnyordie.com ) divider line
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4327 clicks; posted to Video » on 11 Jul 2013 at 9:12 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-11 09:54:37 AM  
Incredibly lame.

Better acted than an old FarkTV skit, but horribly bad premise and simply not funny.
 
2013-07-11 11:03:00 AM  
I guess I'll die.
 
2013-07-11 11:40:48 AM  
Die.
 
2013-07-11 11:43:45 AM  
Chest hair? pffft.

What was disgusting was he had moobs with puffy nipples.

Give that guy a training bra.

// the main function of training bras for similarly developed young girls is to keep their nipples from showing through their clothing.
 
2013-07-11 11:48:48 AM  
 
2013-07-11 12:12:03 PM  
I love a buff, hairy chest. Not gorilla like, though. There's something very girly-man about a dude who waxes his chest so it's as smooth and supple as mine. I'd rather feel real the chest of a real man smashing against my boobs than a homo-smooth chest.
 
2013-07-11 12:13:26 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: I love a buff, hairy chest. Not gorilla like, though. There's something very girly-man about a dude who waxes his chest so it's as smooth and supple as mine. I'd rather feel real the chest of a real man smashing against my boobs than a homo-smooth chest.


Farking English, how does it work. Correction:  I'd rather feel the chest of a real man smashing against my boobs than a homo-smooth chest.
 
2013-07-11 12:35:46 PM  
kinda funny.
 
2013-07-11 12:54:00 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: unfarkingbelievable: I love a buff, hairy chest. Not gorilla like, though. There's something very girly-man about a dude who waxes his chest so it's as smooth and supple as mine. I'd rather feel real the chest of a real man smashing against my boobs than a homo-smooth chest.

Farking English, how does it work. Correction:  I'd rather feel the chest of a real man smashing against my boobs than a homo-smooth chest.


Not that I'm ungrateful for the seed that you've planted, but I'm really gonna need to see pictures to form this mental image properly.
 
2013-07-11 02:02:50 PM  
Can we just stop greenlighting things from Funny or Die?  Because they are never funny nor do the participants ever die.
 
2013-07-11 03:07:10 PM  

unyon: unfarkingbelievable: : I love a buff, hairy chest. Not gorilla like, though. There's something very girly-man about a dude who waxes his chest so it's as smooth and supple as mine. I'd rather feel real the chest of a real man smashing against my boobs than a homo-smooth chest.

Farking English, how does it work. Correction:  I'd rather feel the chest of a real man smashing against my boobs than a homo-smooth chest.

Not that I'm ungrateful for the seed that you've planted, but I'm really gonna need to see pictures to form this mental image properly.


If you do provide pictures, would you mind leaving out the chest of a real man smashing and just provide pictures of your boobs?
 
2013-07-11 06:23:59 PM  
That was shiat. Thanks for nothing, subby.
 
2013-07-11 10:18:40 PM  
shiat sucks.
 
2013-07-12 12:09:35 AM  

Thurston Howell: Can we just stop greenlighting things from Funny or Die?  Because they are never funny nor do the participants ever die.


Now, if we ever get some posts from FunnyAndDie, well, I'd be up for that.
 
2013-07-12 12:57:00 AM  
I get trimming your junk so a woman doesn't get a moth full of hair when she blows you, but any woman who likes guys with no body hair at all may as well admit she's a lesbian and start dating women.

Oh, and that video was stupid.
 
2013-07-12 12:57:53 AM  
The funny thing is any guy with that much chest hair must have already been manscaped around the edges before they filmed the skit.

A question: Why is it cool for a guy to shave his chest but if he shaves his pits he's weird?  Who draws up these artificial and pointless lines of what is and isn't sexy?
 
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