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(WPTV)   "I'm not happy to see my car like this but at least I didn't have any enemies, at least not people"   (wptv.com) divider line 20
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2013-07-11 09:03:01 AM
I'm glad the author at least knew to put a hyphen in the headline, or else it would have meant something different.  That's usually a serious pet peave of mine.

/gramar nazi
 
2013-07-11 09:06:08 AM
"The police told me someone is coming after me," said Nora.

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2013-07-11 09:08:17 AM
As the owner of a log home which the local squirrel population has recently taken to snacking on, I can relate.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:18 AM
Bath salts?
 
2013-07-11 09:11:09 AM
Maybe the squirrel wanted more iron in his diet?
 
2013-07-11 09:11:21 AM
She's nuts
 
2013-07-11 09:21:44 AM
This is very common, mainly with vehicles that aren't used often. On a side note spiders like living some cars  fuel evaporator systems.

/Enjoy your day.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-11 09:57:19 AM
I see squirrels in neighbors' wheel wells. No obvious external damage.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:42 AM
Spray the area with Tabasco sauce, or buy an animal repellent. Both are effective & wont harm Munchy.
 
2013-07-11 10:25:21 AM

ShamanGator: Spray the area with Tabasco sauce, or buy an animal repellent. Both are effective & wont harm Munchy.


ShamanGator: Spray the area with Tabasco sauce, or buy an animal repellent. Both are effective & wont harm Munchy.


I call the big one "Munchy!"
 
2013-07-11 12:02:58 PM
Solution:

ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-07-11 12:08:44 PM
Both Crosman and Daisy make solutions for this.

/die, farking tree rats, die!
 
2013-07-11 12:29:01 PM
This just in: Soy-based plastics are yummy to rodents.
 
2013-07-11 12:40:28 PM
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Wanted for Questioning

/It's not an "S"
 
2013-07-11 01:26:01 PM
Squirrels are jerks. Just yesterday I was refilling their feeder and left the screen door open. Next thing I know one comes along and grabs the jar of peanut butter just inside the door and runs off with it. He dropped it soon afterward but bottom line, that's the gratitude I get for giving you a fresh pile of nuts every day?
 
2013-07-11 01:27:32 PM

caution: Squirrels are jerks. Just yesterday I was refilling their feeder and left the screen door open. Next thing I know one comes along and grabs the jar of peanut butter just inside the door and runs off with it. He dropped it soon afterward but bottom line, that's the gratitude I get for giving you a fresh pile of nuts every day?


your mom is always more polite about receiving my fresh pile
 
2013-07-11 03:40:49 PM

caution: Squirrels are jerks. Just yesterday I was refilling their feeder and left the screen door open. Next thing I know one comes along and grabs the jar of peanut butter just inside the door and runs off with it. He dropped it soon afterward but bottom line, that's the gratitude I get for giving you a fresh pile of nuts every day?


Squirrels are greedy farks.
 
2013-07-11 04:58:27 PM
FTA: Car-eating squirrel: South Florida family discovers a vandal with quite an appetite for destruction.

Welcome to the jungle.
 
2013-07-11 08:57:33 PM
It's just getting revenge for the SUV running over its mother, brother, sisters, 2 aunts, 9 uncles

/not all at once, that would be gross
 
2013-07-12 12:37:49 PM
Last Fall, I had to have my ventilation system disinfected after mice made a small basketball-sized nest in my air intake using materials from the papers in my glove box and the air filters. The smell was intolerable. I had to replace the air filters again last week because of new damage. They have also chewed a hole in the leather of my stick shift.

So yea, fark rodents.
 
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