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(TMZ)   Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together, though Gomez has told him they won't last if he keeps acting like a douchebag. Look for the breakup story in about three days   (tmz.com) divider line 61
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2013-07-11 09:01:34 AM
Three days?

Try 3 minutes
 
2013-07-11 09:06:02 AM
Odds on 24 hours?
 
2013-07-11 09:08:07 AM
Why do I envision some of the most awkward and clumsy sex between these two?
 
2013-07-11 09:10:13 AM
Someone mentioned n another thread he would end up like Leif Garrett (yes, I was alive and an adult during Leif's reign, all 15 minutes of it). I cannot wait until the day to see that canadian capuchin end up on VH1's Behind the Music with a sob story about his decline and fail.
 
2013-07-11 09:11:49 AM
If you were thinking of going lesbian but not quite ready to take the full plunge, Bieber would be a nice transition.

/looks like a lady, still technically a guy
 
2013-07-11 09:17:24 AM
I dispute the possibility that he is acting.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:09 AM
This guy is going to make Chris Brown look like Bill Cosby when it comes to future relationships.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:48 AM

Savage Belief: Odds on 24 hours?


I give it until noon central
 
2013-07-11 09:31:31 AM

texdent: Savage Belief: Odds on 24 hours?

I give it until noon central


What time does Tim Horton's open in the morning?
 
2013-07-11 09:39:35 AM
She's really determined to get him to switch teams isn't she...
 
2013-07-11 09:40:01 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Why do I envision some of the most awkward and clumsy sex between these two?


Premature Belieberization
Dirty Gomez
The Horizontal Douche
 
2013-07-11 09:46:05 AM
Until he loses the Wigger look, he's condemned to eternal douchenation.
 
2013-07-11 09:48:58 AM
'I give him a week.'

'I give him eleven minutes.'
 
2013-07-11 09:49:03 AM

zappaisfrank: Until he loses the Wigger look, he's condemned to eternal douchenation.


At this point, when he's busting a sag with skinny jeans, it's not a wigger look...he's just...well fark...he's just at an uncharted mega-douche level.
 
2013-07-11 09:52:07 AM
what would be awesome would be if Selena kicked his ass!!!
 
2013-07-11 09:52:39 AM
She just wants to make him cry again.
 
2013-07-11 09:52:54 AM

FarkingReading: IdBeCrazyIf: Why do I envision some of the most awkward and clumsy sex between these two?


I guess she is old enough to douche now isn't she.............
 
2013-07-11 10:11:04 AM

FarkingReading: Premature Belieberization
Dirty Gomez
The Horizontal Douche


Winning

shifter_: I guess she is old enough to douche now isn't she.............


Winningest
 
2013-07-11 10:18:13 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Why do I envision some of the most awkward and clumsy sex between these two?


He probably cries a lot
 
2013-07-11 10:21:30 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: FarkingReading: Premature Belieberization
Dirty Gomez
The Horizontal Douche

Winning

shifter_: I guess she is old enough to douche now isn't she.............

Winningest


Mexican Lap Dance
Bieber Steamer
The Gayest Anal Sex Ever
 
2013-07-11 10:27:05 AM
Once again, the D-bag seems to score with a hot chick.  Also, I'm sure her publicist is enjoying life right now.
 
2013-07-11 10:27:55 AM

FarkingReading: The Gayest Anal Sex Ever


The big question in this one, does Selena at least have the common decency to give a reach around
 
2013-07-11 10:30:01 AM

FarkingReading: IdBeCrazyIf: FarkingReading: Premature Belieberization
Dirty Gomez
The Horizontal Douche

Winning

shifter_: I guess she is old enough to douche now isn't she.............

Winningest

Mexican Lap Dance
Bieber Steamer
The Gayest Anal Sex Ever


Beliebukkake
Masturbelation
Selena Seconds
 
2013-07-11 10:33:11 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: FarkingReading: The Gayest Anal Sex Ever

The big question in this one, does Selena at least have the common decency to give a reach around


I'm going to be thinking about that all day. I'm betting the Beebs doesn't care for it though. He just likes to feel punished.
 
2013-07-11 10:38:06 AM

FarkingReading: Selena Seconds


Bestest

FarkingReading: I'm betting the Beebs doesn't care for it though. He just likes to feel punished.


I'm going to feel punished, but I want to go searching through the lyrics of his song for proof of this
 
2013-07-11 10:51:00 AM
There will always be a Douchebag in Selena Gomez.
 
2013-07-11 11:05:35 AM

Lee451: Someone mentioned n another thread he would end up like Leif Garrett (yes, I was alive and an adult during Leif's reign, all 15 minutes of it). I cannot wait until the day to see that canadian capuchin end up on VH1's Behind the Music with a sob story about his decline and fail.



And how he found Jesus.
 
2013-07-11 11:11:53 AM
The power imbalance between these two is growing wider and wider by the minute.
 
2013-07-11 11:12:18 AM

FarkingReading: FarkingReading: IdBeCrazyIf: FarkingReading: Premature Belieberization
Dirty Gomez
The Horizontal Douche

Winning

shifter_: I guess she is old enough to douche now isn't she.............

Winningest

Mexican Lap Dance
Bieber Steamer
The Gayest Anal Sex Ever

Beliebukkake
Masturbelation
Selena Seconds


Beliatio
Cunnilena
 
2013-07-11 11:17:49 AM
Sisters!
 
2013-07-11 11:25:42 AM
Biebs likes Selina's little lady mustache that most Latina women have. He's probably a jealous though, because it's probably thicker than what he could grow!
 
2013-07-11 11:35:27 AM
I normally don't engage in schadenfreude but this kid is so going to crash and burn when his fans move on to another boy singer. And enough with the monkeys already, what's wrong with you? Do you want to follow in the path of that other pop singer who had a pet monkey?
 
2013-07-11 11:54:20 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: FarkingReading: Premature Belieberization
Dirty Gomez
The Horizontal Douche

Winning

shifter_: I guess she is old enough to douche now isn't she.............

Winningest


Thanks, I was going to say something about him pissing in her hairy mop bucket...... but Meh!  Selena "Vinegar Scented" Gomez prolly shaves her sloppy ole mop bucket..........
 
2013-07-11 12:09:57 PM
She took him back after he pissed in a bucket, and she thinks that her vagina is somehow magical enough to change him.

/what a dumbass
//they deserve one another
 
2013-07-11 12:30:48 PM
She just really needs a good girlfriend to hit her in the head with a brick.

She's young, famous, has a popular single, recent film out... She's sadly in her prime and can do so much better.
 
2013-07-11 12:33:57 PM
Remember the Family Guy episode where they did Stand By Me.

And Stewie owned the junkyard.  And after they said they went back and stole the wheelchair for Joe Stewie must be so mad?

And then they showed Stewie going "OOoooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!"  because he was so mad?

That's the sound I bet Selena Gomez makes every time she hears Demi Lovato on the radio.
 
2013-07-11 12:49:40 PM
Sometimes I dont get why people get back together. Espcially if the issues they had are still there. Now over the years I have been VERY tempted to get back with some ladys I have dated but then I think of the bad stuff and come to my senses. Except one time and that ended pretty quick.
 
2013-07-11 12:59:53 PM

buntz: Remember the Family Guy episode where they did Stand By Me.

And Stewie owned the junkyard.  And after they said they went back and stole the wheelchair for Joe Stewie must be so mad?

And then they showed Stewie going "OOoooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!"  because he was so mad?

That's the sound I bet Selena Gomez makes every time she hears Demi Lovato on the radio.


I have two young girls that unfortunately like to listen to pop songs, I'll take Demi over Selena with their latest songs (though they are both crap). At least Demi is putting some effort into it, Selena sounds like she's mailing it in singing the chorus on that song...
 
2013-07-11 01:03:01 PM
"Selena Gomez is an actress, singer and songwriter with a net worth of $4 million."
"Pop singer Justin Bieber has a net worth of $110 million."

Just until the money runs out.
 
2013-07-11 01:22:41 PM

tinyarena: "Selena Gomez is an actress, singer and songwriter with a net worth of $4 million."
"Pop singer Justin Bieber has a net worth of $110 million."

Just until the money runs out.


And people wonder why I don't believe that there is a God.
 
2013-07-11 01:23:12 PM

Brick-House: She just wants to make him cry again.


Letterman would fistbump to that.
 
2013-07-11 02:22:48 PM

tinyarena: "Selena Gomez is an actress, singer and songwriter with a net worth of $4 million."
"Pop singer Justin Bieber has a net worth of $110 million."

Just until the money runs out.


Once the money is gone she will still be hot, he will be a broke-ass Joey Fatone begging for mortgage payment money
 
2013-07-11 02:31:48 PM

zappaisfrank: Biebs likes Selina's little lady mustache that most Latina women have. He's probably a jealous though, because it's probably thicker than what he could grow!


You must be mistaken. A gal with that much money has it lasered right off.
 
2013-07-11 02:34:58 PM
So this chick likes small dicks?
 
2013-07-11 02:36:07 PM

tinyarena: "Selena Gomez is an actress, singer and songwriter with a net worth of $4 million."
"Pop singer Justin Bieber has a net worth of $110 million."

Just until the money runs out.


$110 million? Net worth? So he's probably got $30 or $40 million in liquid assets plus another $60 million or so in property and swag.

MC Hammer burned almost $40 million in about six years, so I remain hopeful.
 
2013-07-11 02:51:52 PM

A Shambling Mound: tinyarena: "Selena Gomez is an actress, singer and songwriter with a net worth of $4 million."
"Pop singer Justin Bieber has a net worth of $110 million."

Just until the money runs out.

$110 million? Net worth? So he's probably got $30 or $40 million in liquid assets plus another $60 million or so in property and swag.

MC Hammer burned almost $40 million in about six years, so I remain hopeful.


Unfortunately, he devalued much of his property and swag by by doing ridiculous shiat to them.  For instance:

images.olsen-twins-news.com
 
2013-07-11 02:55:51 PM

tinyarena: "Selena Gomez is an actress, singer and songwriter with a net worth of $4 million."
"Pop singer Justin Bieber has a net worth of $110 million."

Just until the money runs out.


if only it had been Bieber walking thru George's neighborhood.
 
2013-07-11 03:07:42 PM
The face she EVER dated him is so disgusting I could barely bring myself to use her panties as a gas mask.
 
2013-07-11 06:33:28 PM
Why can't someone Lennon him already?
 
2013-07-11 07:03:32 PM

Iplaybass: Why can't someone Lennon him already?


But that would make him a legend.  I would rather see him slowly descend into having to make infomercials selling some junk after the money runs out.  Hopefully once Selena Gomez finally leaves him, he can hook up with some trashy gold digger that takes him to the cleaners.
 
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