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2013-07-11 08:52:54 AM  
8 votes:
Here are some summaries of how the trial has been going thus far:

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

/mad props to daRog for shrinking them enough for inline posting
2013-07-11 08:32:01 AM  
8 votes:
In all seriousness, the state of Florida may need to take this guy into protective custody when he walks. And sneak him off to some undisclosed location. Maybe fat camp.
2013-07-11 03:27:40 PM  
6 votes:
IF THE SKITTLES AIN'T STOLE, YOU MUST GIVE LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE
2013-07-11 09:37:54 AM  
6 votes:

chewielouie: The big mistake the defense made was not having at least one man on the jury. There's gonna be a lot of emotional and possibly irrational decision making in the jury room, and a man would have helped to keep the jury focused on the facts and make logical conclusions.


Yes, and bears will also be attracted to the scent of the jury room, and possibly kill the jurors.
2013-07-11 07:49:11 AM  
6 votes:

ChaosStar: Much like these threads have swayed the, what do you call them, J4T people?


I believe the PC term is, Evidence Ostriches.
2013-07-11 08:24:30 AM  
5 votes:
I half expect the judge to do the state's closing argument herself.
2013-07-11 02:20:59 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 10:43:34 AM  
4 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: I don't know how you lawyers aren't pulling your hair out right now.


Why do you think Don West is bald?
2013-07-11 10:22:35 AM  
4 votes:
'The State would like to enter into evidence that while regular people drive 'Like This' the defendant drives 'Like That' and add vehicular manslaughter to the list off charges'
2013-07-11 09:32:04 AM  
4 votes:

Nabb1: I half expect the judge to do the state's closing argument herself.


Nailed it. This woman is doing everything in her power to ensure that the man who killed Obama's son is found guilty of something.
2013-07-11 09:27:13 AM  
4 votes:
I'm just waiting for the riots, cause I've been eying this sweet looking 60' LED TV recently
2013-07-11 06:53:41 PM  
3 votes:
simhq.com
2013-07-11 05:55:02 PM  
3 votes:

Mrbogey: El_Perro: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Treygreen13: The prosecution gets a rebuttal after the defense's closing statements.

Seems like bullshiat that the prosecution gets the last word.

They get the last word because they bear the burden of proof.

So there's a chance they might actually present a case, still.


i.qkme.me
2013-07-11 05:20:44 PM  
3 votes:
i939.photobucket.com
2013-07-11 05:14:38 PM  
3 votes:
"My panties are damp. Mr. De La Rionda, I want you to prosecute my mouth."

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-11 04:21:07 PM  
3 votes:
How DROxINxTHExWIND sees the night in question:

It was an unremarkable night as Trayvon set out for home after his purchase at the corner store. He had picked up a bag of Skittles, a favorite treat among children, and an Arizona drink of a wonderful and wholesome fruit flavor. These snacks, endeared by all children, were the simple, yet sinister tools that would ultimately end with him being cut down in cold blood in the dark of the night.

With a Bible in one hand, and his treats in another, he walked the streets, fearful, as any small child would be on the streets after dark, of what dangers lurk; and lurk they did. Unbeknownst to this poor innocent child was a killer was prowling the neighborhoods. Deep in the beast, that was George Zimmerman, was a lust for killing, and tonight it would be sated. Mr. Zimmerman must kill! Kill! Kill! It was an electric pulse in his brain, each beat of his heart pushing him ever onward in his spiritual need to end a life. It would be the greatest hunt with the greatest prey: Man!

In his sinister automobile, combing the streets for a victim, Mr. Zimmerman put his car into Stalk Mode. It crept on it's hind tires, peering with it's evil headlights around corners till the victim was found. One Trayvon Martin. Skulking ever so quietly, the car quietly sneaking, one tire in front of the other across the back alleys and sidewalks, with his trusty sidearm just itching for action, he pursued the prey like a lion would a gazelle fawn fumbling it's way through the city jungle.

Ever closer the car crept towards it's victim with the primeval predator behind the wheel guiding it's every skulking, pursuing and armed move. Trayvon, having seen this from the corner of his eye, clutched his Bible tighter, his faith in God empowering to walk through this veritable Valley Of Death. In his mind, the possibilities of his future rang clear, but a choice would need to be made: Work in the name of the Lord, or cure Cancer. Sadly, we will never know his ultimate choice, because in that cold, rainy Florida night, he was struck down with nary a whimper by this White-Minority.

You've seen this man! His head shaved in similar style to many of the modern Neo-Fascists of our time, true monsters that roam free among us. He lunged viciously at the child and was caught by a miracle punch guided by our Lord and Savior to connect with Mr. Zimmerman's nose. In a fit of rage that his victim would dare defend itself, he drew his sidearm, and in point blank range, with his hot, humid, fetid breath flowing into the face of this defenseless child, pulled the trigger, ending his life.

Mr. Zimmerman felt the immediate rush coursing through his veins, his soul giving a primordial squeal of joy as the childs eyes glossed over, bereft of light and life. He had carried out his dark Lord's will. He had spent months, possibly years building up to this point with his Martial Art and Handgun training which started shortly after the Stand Your Ground laws were enacted. He knew he would only get one chance at invoking this law while actively committing murder. It was his one true goal, the culmination of his life, and the true purpose he was put on this Earth: To end the life of this child; this poor, defenseless, innocent, virgin child...
2013-07-11 03:18:56 PM  
3 votes:

WillofJ2: In the case of a hung jury, what would happen?


We wouldn't have 6 women on the jury, that's for sure.
2013-07-11 10:58:14 AM  
3 votes:
Treyvon Martin actually died from shaken baby syndrome before being shot in heart. Fact.
2013-07-11 10:14:34 AM  
3 votes:
We would like to add 'Wearing White After Labor Day' to the list of charges, Ms. Judge.
2013-07-11 09:58:36 AM  
3 votes:

Nabb1: I half expect the judge to do the state's closing argument herself.


I mean what is the country coming to when you can't stalk and chase down a Negro and then shoot him if he gets all uppity.
2013-07-11 09:41:15 AM  
3 votes:

chewielouie: The big mistake the defense made was not having at least one man on the jury. There's gonna be a lot of emotional and possibly irrational decision making in the jury room, and a man would have helped to keep the jury focused on the facts and make logical conclusions.


Also, just imagine how dangerous it's gonna be when everything is done and they all go driving off.
2013-07-11 09:36:38 AM  
3 votes:
The big mistake the defense made was not having at least one man on the jury. There's gonna be a lot of emotional and possibly irrational decision making in the jury room, and a man would have helped to keep the jury focused on the facts and make logical conclusions.
2013-07-11 09:21:44 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
Pud
2013-07-11 09:01:39 AM  
3 votes:
www.reactiongifs.com
2013-07-11 04:43:48 PM  
2 votes:

Treygreen13: Carth: Treygreen13: BarkingUnicorn: I didn't read the whole thread, but it looks like the mods had a pretty easy day for a change.

I imagine everyone who has deserved a ban has gotten one.

yea but assuming they were 48 hour bans tomorrow could be hilarious.

I think tomorrow will be hilarious regardless. The verdict thread should be a full on shiatstorm. A shiat typhoon. A shiat squall.


www.jasonshen.com
2013-07-11 04:39:51 PM  
2 votes:
Reprinted for BDLR's benefit --

Saint Trayvon of the Holy Hoodie had gone out that evening to deliver food to the hungry, make shoes for the shoeless, read to the blind, and find homes for lost puppies. He had been working his fingers to the bone ladling soup to the homeless and dispossessed masses as a result of the failed policies of the Bush administration, which is why St. Trayvon HH had injuries to his knuckle.

St. Trayvon had been overcome with hunger that evening, after spending 27 straight hours building houses for orphans, such that His Hoodieness had reached a point of exhaustion. A devoted follower had insisted that HH take sustenance, but St. Trayvon refused, since anything he might eat would only deprive a rescued kitten of a meal. But the follower surreptitiously put a bag of Skittles and a fruit drink into the sacred hoodie, so that His Hoodieness might not pass out due to low blood sugar.

As St. Trayvon was returning home to his father's girlfriend's apartment, the woes and tribulations of the world momentarily overcame Him, and he became a bit wobbly in the knees. He did not know that, at that moment, that a demon in human form, filled with hate and rage and not very nice at all, was watching HH from the shadows.

George the Demon bore false witness, calling the police to accuse the saintly Trayvon of "wandering around" and "being on drugs or something," either not knowing or not caring that St. Trayvon was near exhaustion from his works of charity. George the Demon then pursued St. Trayvon, who took flight, not to save Himself, but to selflessly lure George away from some homes nearby where infants were being nursed and the elderly were watching their favorite prime time TV shows, since St. Trayvon didn't want them to be disturbed.

When St. Trayvon HH could run no farther, he paused near a humble, spindly tree, which reminded HH of human frailty. St. Trayvon prevailed upon the last remnants of humanity buried deep within George, and asked "Why are you following me?," hoping against hope that the interrogatory would awaken a spark within the lost man's soul, that he might reflect upon his evilness. But the demon within George was a trickster, and he used George's mouth to answer a question with a question: What are you doing here?

St. Trayvon opened his mouth to utter a few gentle words, but owing to his near-exhaustion, he paused but a moment. And in that moment, George lashed out at His Hoodieness, called him all sorts of horrible racist names, then clasped St. Trayvon violently by the throat, and began to beat HH to his death. But St. Trayvon would not fall. His goodness kept him upright, even as the demon George himself began to exhaust himself with the blows he rained down upon His Hoodieness. George then slipped upon the dew, and struck his head on the sidewalk, receiving the very evil that he was trying to inflict.

Enraged, George realized he could not defeat St. Trayvon with his bare hands, as all his attempts to batter the gentle martyr resulted in the blows landing only upon himself. So, in his desperation, George drew his unholy weapon, and aimed it directly at St. Trayvon.

And in that final moment, St. Trayvon forgave George, although he didn't really deserve it.

fin
2013-07-11 04:20:15 PM  
2 votes:
"You are not to text"

Why not?  Since there's evidently no way to prove that a juror sent the text...
2013-07-11 03:17:30 PM  
2 votes:
i39.tinypic.com
2013-07-11 01:17:44 PM  
2 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Popcorn Johnny: DROxINxTHExWIND: This is about African-American's distrust of the American legal system.

This is about ignorant people not taking the time to evaluate the facts of the case based on the evidence. Most African-Americans declared Zimmerman guilty of murder from the moment they heard that there had been a shooting, based solely on the skin color of the two parties. Even a year later, most African-Americans I've seen comment on the case, whether it be on Facebook, Twitter, or even those being interviewed on TV, are still using information proven to be false many months ago. Zimmerman was ordered by police to stay in his car, Zimmerman chased down and started the confrontation, Zimmerman was on top of Trayvon, Zimmerman didn't have any injuries, there were no witnesses that saw Trayvon on top of Zimmerman. I could go on all day, but you get the point I'm making.

Perhaps if people actually took the time to learn the facts of the case, instead of coming to a conclusion based on the race of the victim, we wouldn't have people chomping at the bit to start rioting.


So, are the white people who have reviewed the facts of the case and determined that Zimmerman should be found guilty also motivted by race or is it just all of the black people? Is it possible, in your opinion, that there are black people who simply diagree with you interpretation of the evidence or are we all spoiling for a race war?


This is the first time I've really wished that this altercation was between an Inuit seal hunter and a Chinese transvestite.
2013-07-11 12:02:18 PM  
2 votes:

fredklein: frepnog: fredklein: Each little bit of logic means little, but when added up, it shows a pattern. Zimmerman wanted to get Trayvon. Trayvon wanted to get away. Other people's narratives have them suddenly reversing roles- Trayvon the assaulter, and Zimmerman the poor prey trying to flee. This makes no sense.

the problem you are ignoring is this -

Zimmerman did not do anything illegal

So what?

Zimmerman and Martin met up and had an altercation because it is what Martin desired.  There was no reason for Martin to return to Zimmerman.  He had eluded his gaze.  It would appear that Martin's sense of pride or simply his proven gangsta way of life dictated that he return to Zimmerman and teach that cracka a lesson.

I have, several times, offered a scenario that fits all the facts, and doesn't make Trayvon turn on a dime from running away to violently attacking for no reason:

Trayvon hid, Zimmerman walked past him. When Zimmerman turned to go back, Trayvon thought his hiding place was discovered, and confronted Zimmerman in self defense.


All the while talking (not whispering) on the phone with Dee Dee.  Your argument seems completely plausible.  We all concede.
2013-07-11 10:58:49 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 10:39:43 AM  
2 votes:
maleahjoi.com

Not just murder... CHILD ABUSE MURDER!
2013-07-11 10:38:20 AM  
2 votes:

ChipNASA: "Your"    mutherfarkers!....not You ARE=You're

/can't believe I have to be the grammar nazi.


My wife and I don't correct other peoples grammar,
because, frankly, we're better than you people.
I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone
Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.

/amidoinitrite?
2013-07-11 10:21:22 AM  
2 votes:
'The State would request that 'Saying WAZZUP after 2004 be added to the list of Charges' as a Felony class Douchebaggery
2013-07-11 10:16:13 AM  
2 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: CHILD ABUSE? WTF?


Prosecution:  We'd like the jury to be instructed on the lesser included offense of The Kitchen Sink, a felony of the 2nd degree.

Judge:  I'll allow it.
2013-07-11 10:12:22 AM  
2 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: But to say Zimmerman is innocent is rediculous.


I don't know what that word means, but I assume it means accurate.
2013-07-11 10:09:46 AM  
2 votes:

Sline: Lo and behold, she's allowing manslaughter.


You can't have "Zimmermans Laughter" without "manslaughter".
2013-07-11 10:02:49 AM  
2 votes:
They have to let Zimmerman walk because of OJ.
2013-07-11 09:45:47 AM  
2 votes:
T-Minus 120 hrs until Televisions and sneakers feel the wrath of a 'not guilty' verdict.
2013-07-11 09:45:44 AM  
2 votes:

TOSViolation: Your an idiot, subby.


If you are going to make a joke, please use the correct joke.


Your a idiot
2013-07-11 09:43:14 AM  
2 votes:
I find both "sides" of this argument so distasteful that I hope the jury somehow manages to reach a verdict that enrages both "sides".
2013-07-11 09:35:08 AM  
2 votes:
O'Mara the ass man and other trial cuties:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 09:33:53 AM  
2 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: I'm just waiting for the riots, cause I've been eying this sweet looking 60' LED TV recently


I'm not really feeling it. I think I'll just riot at Walmart for a bit, maybe pick up some alpo, Mr. Clean, and paper towels.
2013-07-11 09:31:18 AM  
2 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: Here's my problem: didn't Trayvon have a right to defend himself against a man who was following him with a gun?

A guy who was following him for no other reason than a false assumption that Trayvon was a criminal?

Zimmerman escalated the situation. He left his car to pursue on foot.

All Trayvon was trying to do was get some snacks and go to his Dads place.


Woohoo!  It'a about time someone asked these questions.

The State should address this in rebuttal.
2013-07-11 09:25:36 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 08:48:00 AM  
2 votes:
If Trayvon didn't kill anyone, then why did he go into hiding?
2013-07-12 01:41:01 AM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: Elegy: vrax: Alright, I'm sorry if I'm out of touch and this has been all over and is nothing new, but I just saw it and went LOLOMGWTF?!

http://imgur.com/Slor2PQ

That one has been all over 4chin.

I, for one, found it too tasteless for fark. *sniffs in disdain*

You sniff in disdain while I scratch in dispair.



25.media.tumblr.com
The olfactory organs scandalously underappreciated.
2013-07-12 12:24:57 AM  
1 votes:
Alright, I'm sorry if I'm out of touch and this has been all over and is nothing new, but I just saw it and went LOLOMGWTF?!

http://imgur.com/Slor2PQ
2013-07-12 12:12:07 AM  
1 votes:
l.wigflip.com
2013-07-11 11:45:11 PM  
1 votes:

Phinn: PC LOAD LETTER: How the fark is leaving your vehicle and following some random person not engaging? Do you really think following people is going to not result in someone misconstruing it and reacting to a threat? Why is this so farking hard a concept?

The law of self-defense defines "threat" differently than you do.  It must be imminent before a threat justifies the use of force.  Why is this so farking hard a concept?

If creeping someone out were, by itself, enough to justify a violent reaction, then I would have beaten the crap out of several Farkers by now.


The night ain't over yet..

*eyes Phin suspiciously*
2013-07-11 11:26:11 PM  
1 votes:
All I've got to sat is the judge is a coont-


Fact
2013-07-11 09:59:23 PM  
1 votes:
Damn, now I gotta get some skittles when I go to the store tonight. Maybe I'll even try some of that watermelon drink that is to die for.
2013-07-11 09:42:57 PM  
1 votes:
In the future no one will sit around the campfire and tell stories of the bogey man.  They will tell stories of the Zimmerman.  FACT.
2013-07-11 09:42:30 PM  
1 votes:
The most amazing thing about this trial is that TM actually paid for the skittles.
2013-07-11 09:40:27 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Miss Ali needs her own show.


Only if InsaneTrollLogic becomes a TV network.

Then her, JVM and NG can be on it 24 hours a day.
2013-07-11 09:40:00 PM  
1 votes:
Dumbass Lady, who is black, with a made-up arabic name, spouts shiat. News.
2013-07-11 08:52:03 PM  
1 votes:

s2s2s2: A cop told a neighbor of mine, a couple days ago, that that means "anyone you don't recognize, acting in anyway that makes you feel uneasy."


media.tumblr.com
2013-07-11 07:23:47 PM  
1 votes:
Otto_E_Rodika:

ZIMMERMAN: First, I would like to readdress your question when you asked if I would have done anything differently. When you asked that I thought you were referring to if I would not have talked to the police, if I would have maybe have gotten an attorney, if I wouldn't have taken the CVSA and that I stand by, I would not have done anything differently.

But I do wish that there was something, anything I could have done that wouldn't have put me in the position where I had to take his life. And I do want to tell everyone, my wife, my family, my parents, my grandmother, the Martins, the city of Stanford, and America that I am sorry that this happened.

I hate to think that because of this incident, because of my actions it's polarized and divided America and I'm truly sorry.



shannonallenmusic.files.wordpress.com


/I used to think he was remorseless
//now I think he's just trolling
2013-07-11 07:00:52 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: So let's say Zimmerman walks, where does he go and what does he do with his life?


He gets a management position at the local Taylor Rental.
2013-07-11 05:51:43 PM  
1 votes:

s2s2s2: Cletus C.: Wow. Any reports on kids "accidentally" killing each other with daddy's gun. I hear that happens far more often than the home invasion thingy.

From where?


Neighbor's dogs, voices from behind the closet door, secret codes in his farts when he eats Mexican, etc.
2013-07-11 05:34:42 PM  
1 votes:

The Muthaship: I don't watch Nancy Grace and I ain't about to start, but is she actually saying that she thinks Zimmerman should be found guilty?


she's just shy of calling him a cross-breed between Hitler, Jung-Il, Stalin, Caligula, Henry VIII, and Fran Drescher.
2013-07-11 05:33:52 PM  
1 votes:

NightOwl2255: JustGetItRight: This case is a total reversal. You just saw the prosecutor give a reasonably effective plea for the jurors to follow their heart. I bet you anything that tomorrow you're going to see the defense respond with a comprehensive step by step review of the facts and it will be devastating.

Are you saying women will allow facts to override their emotions?

/Zim's screwed.
//Kidding ladies
//Dude's you know I'm not.


No, zim's fine.  If you watched the feed carefully enough, one of the defense attorneys was jingling keys within view of the jurors during the prosecutor's closing argument.  They'll be blank slates tomorrow.
2013-07-11 05:16:21 PM  
1 votes:

TrixieDelite: "My panties are damp. Mr. De La Rionda, I want you to prosecute my mouth."


Don't ever do that again.
2013-07-11 05:12:02 PM  
1 votes:

Heathen: Treygreen13: Mid_mo_mad_man: I've been reading the thread. Seem unsettling civil. Have the mods been cracking the whip?

They came down pretty hard recently. I got a 4 hour timeout for saying "no one cares" to somebody.

It has resolved the shouting between the usual suspects but occasionally somebody still comes in and stirs it up.

no one cares


i291.photobucket.com
2013-07-11 05:07:42 PM  
1 votes:

TrixieDelite: Popcorn Johnny: HLN, and especially Nancy Grace, is going to be spectacular tonight.

Holy crap, THIS.

NG was apoplectic last night about GZ's priors.

"Mr. Taaaaffeeeee, Mr. Taaaaaffeeee, Mr. Taaaaffeeeee! Whhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy did your friend Mr. Zimmerman not choooooooooose to testifyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"

Jesus, lady. You're a former prosecutor. YOU figure it out.


She's a former prosecutor because she couldn't figure it out.
2013-07-11 05:00:07 PM  
1 votes:

ObnoxiousLonghorn: If only Trayvon was alive to realize his fame. That dude would be able to start a rap career.


and afford that gun he wanted.
2013-07-11 04:59:40 PM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: Skittles you legitimately bought??


Then I'm going to say "TASTE THE INNOCENCE" and skip back home at 2mph.
2013-07-11 04:54:57 PM  
1 votes:

s2s2s2: If George had grass upon his feet, His life should end in an electric seat!


From now on when I eat Skittles I'm going to say "Do you want some Skittles? SKITTLES I DIDN'T EVEN STEAL!"
2013-07-11 04:51:43 PM  
1 votes:

Millennium: A Jupiter-style Great Brown Spot.


As if someone blasted the Brown Note throughout the entire Milky Way.
2013-07-11 04:43:00 PM  
1 votes:

IRQ12: Here should be the defenses closing arguments:  "Yesterday you heard the prosecution ask questions for three hours.  That should be the definition of reasonable doubt.  If they don't have they have the answers then they themselves have reasonable doubt."


Nope.  It should be, "Remember that knock knock joke I told you on opening?  I apologize for that.  Nothing I say, or said, could be as big a joke as the State's entire case, especially including that closing....whatever it was."
2013-07-11 04:35:08 PM  
1 votes:

Master P but not that one: I hear Zimmerman trained with Jericho and knew 1,004 holds.  The grenduza being his favorite .


I hear he trained with Chris Benoit, he really knew how to kill a kid.

/too soon?
2013-07-11 04:29:01 PM  
1 votes:

NightOwl2255: Whoever owns that black dummy needs to sell it on eBay.

/no, I'm not talking about Jeantel.


stream1.gifsoup.com
2013-07-11 04:25:12 PM  
1 votes:
Whoever owns that black dummy needs to sell it on eBay.

/no, I'm not talking about Jeantel.
2013-07-11 04:23:55 PM  
1 votes:

ObeliskToucher: "You are not to text"

Why not?  Since there's evidently no way to prove that a juror sent the text...


www.automizeit.com
2013-07-11 04:10:59 PM  
1 votes:

Elegy: shiat, my boss walked in and wanted to talk for the past 30 minutes. I'm tuned back in now.

What did I miss? Has BDLR shed crocodile years yet?


I'm guessing you missed whatever your boss had to say. Hope it wasn't important.
2013-07-11 04:03:16 PM  
1 votes:

TheSup3rN0va: there's a possibility he may be up to no good


and starting trouble in GZ's neighborhood
2013-07-11 03:47:59 PM  
1 votes:

jfivealive: So he planned it before hand?  Thought about it all the time?   As in... premeditated?


Nah, Dro is saying that Zimmerman planned his whole life to wait for the exact situation where he could kill a black kid and get away with it. Part of this plan was accosting a totally innocent stranger, getting beaten up, arrested, and then standing trial for murder. This level of criminal brilliance puts Zimmerman on par with your average Darkwing Duck villain.
2013-07-11 03:41:45 PM  
1 votes:
his dr phil voice is really getting on my nerves, turned on closed captioning, so many spelling errors its funny
2013-07-11 03:40:27 PM  
1 votes:

Boojum2k: They're thread-shiatting trolls posting insane theories, nothing more.


But enough about the prosecution.

Ziiiiing
2013-07-11 03:37:18 PM  
1 votes:

Giltric: Zimmerman does not aim with his hand; he aims with his eye.
He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

Zimmerman does not shoot with his hand; he shoots with his mind.
He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

Zimmerman does not kill with his gun; he kills with his heart.
He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.

~~~~~Zimmerman of Gilead


The man of black fled across the dog walk, and the neighborhood watch slinger followed.
2013-07-11 03:36:03 PM  
1 votes:
Grass on the shoes, murderer you must accuse!
2013-07-11 03:33:22 PM  
1 votes:
Zimmerman does not aim with his hand; he aims with his eye.
He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

Zimmerman does not shoot with his hand; he shoots with his mind.
He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.

Zimmerman does not kill with his gun; he kills with his heart.
He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.

~~~~~Zimmerman of Gilead
2013-07-11 03:19:47 PM  
1 votes:

Meatschool: WillofJ2: In the case of a hung jury, what would happen?

We wouldn't have 6 women on the jury, that's for sure.


HEYYOOOOI!!!!
2013-07-11 03:15:05 PM  
1 votes:

Southern100: dropdfun: s2s2s2: Trayvon Martin kept his nails very short:

[www.federalobserver.com image 350x362]

Is he sporting a tatt on his left arm? Lol my mother would have taken that off with a hot branding iron had I come home with a tattoo, even when offered to have my first one be of "MOM" she still threatened the same thing.

Actually, due to his age, his mother had to APPROVE of him getting the tattoo. What a great mom huh?


That's child abuse. Putting tattoos on a 8 pound 4 ounce baby. Shameful.
2013-07-11 03:14:54 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: MarkEC: Did I just see GZ writing with his left hand? Has his left-handedness come in to evidence as far as where he had his gun and how Martin was trying to get it?

[farm7.static.flickr.com image 684x456]Left handed.  And guilty!!!


If he did not bust up a chifforobe, you must agree to let him go.
2013-07-11 02:52:12 PM  
1 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: 9,241 black teens killed since Trayvon . . . .

0 farks given by any of you . . . .


I don't understand. Why aren't you at their funerals right now? I mean, since you care. Right? Shouldn't you be jetting around the country weeping on caskets?
2013-07-11 02:45:28 PM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: Elegy: Someone said something about a playboy edition of the Zimmerman trial babes.

Here's this

And a bonus X-ray of one of our favorite witnesses

Y'all have to include the weapons expert.


This one?

i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 02:38:18 PM  
1 votes:
The prosecution:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-11 02:33:10 PM  
1 votes:
And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ...cursive
2013-07-11 02:33:01 PM  
1 votes:

Confabulat: dittybopper: Confabulat: George Zimmerman is a farking dumbass and I wouldn't want a retard like that running around my neighborhood with a gun. What a freakin' wannabe cop pretending idiot.

Actually, I'd prefer retards like that running around my neighborhood with a gun.  If they fark up, they get a trial, and if it's found they acted outside the law, they go to prison.

Real cops get put on administrative leave, at least until the union grievance is filed, and then they are back on the beat.

ha, that's a fine point. If a cop had shot Trevon for his Skittles, we'd never know anything about this.


You know, I'm actually friends with a number of police officers. The distaffbopper and I are trusted enough by one of the police higher-ups around here to watch his young daughter.  I'm friendly with a state trooper (our kids are in Cub Scouts together).

In every single interaction I've ever had with the police in their official capacity, they've never been anything but completely professional.

But we give them an *AWFUL* lot of power, and I don't trust people with that much power.
2013-07-11 02:31:22 PM  
1 votes:

ztrom: Uh oh, I called someone who cut me off on the road yesterday an asshole... guess I'm going to go out and murder him?


Not if you write a song about it.
2013-07-11 02:29:58 PM  
1 votes:

Phinn: Assuming Martin was a criminal is not a crime.


but but but PROFILING!!!
2013-07-11 02:23:20 PM  
1 votes:

Treygreen13: need4mospd: Southern100: Cataholic: Step 1:  Go to twitter.
Step 2:  Type "zimmerman" in search box.
Step 3:  Be very afraid.

All I get are news sources.. LA Times, Lou Dobbs, CNN, Associated Press, MSNBC, CBS News, BBS News US, etc.. Doesn't appear to be much from regular people there.. Am I missing something?

Next to the word Tweets, switch it from Top to All.

Note: reading the "All" comments may give you an aneurysm.


This one is one of my favorites:

"I don't care if Zimmerman shot Trayvon Martin cause of self-defense, he still killed him & he deserves to get punished for it "

I'm still trying to figure out which FARKer it is.
2013-07-11 02:19:45 PM  
1 votes:

Vermithrax Perjorative: BDLR is putting on a surprisingly weak and borderline hysterical closing. I am not sure what his strategy is. He is outright lying to the jury about facts that are in evidence.


i.imgur.comclick to embiggen
2013-07-11 02:10:33 PM  
1 votes:
Does this guy know what happens when you try to make women think they dont know whats going on.  Good luck with that dude
2013-07-11 02:07:31 PM  
1 votes:
rlv.zcache.com
2013-07-11 02:06:24 PM  
1 votes:

NightOwl2255: Kid, wanna be cop, take the law into his own hands.

This guy's going to drag every cliche he knows into this closing.


Zimmerman, did you order the code red?!
2013-07-11 01:28:53 PM  
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: Hobodeluxe

but that's if you only take the word of a known liar who's ass is on the line and who has a thorough knowledge of self defense law.
for all we know Zimmerman tackled Trayvon who then got on top and punched him in the nose.

Completely correct. But we're not supposed to imprison people because we think they might be lying. We're supposed to hold to the apparently arcane concept of "innocent until proven guilty."

Right? You do agree with that ideological standard of the last 1,500 years in the Western world, yes?


May want to look into the definition of "western world", at least how you're referencing it.
2013-07-11 01:23:35 PM  
1 votes:
I figured it all out!


GZ was an environmentalist. TM's clothing said "Plastic 4 EVR." So GZ knew something was up. When he saw TM get on his knees to start punching mother earth, GZ quickly dove beneath him and blocked the punches with his face. During this, he noticed the skittles. That's when he decided to shoot baby TM instead of just asking for a handful.

We wouldn't be here if GZ had just asked for some skittles.
2013-07-11 01:18:21 PM  
1 votes:

WiredMann: whizbangthedirtfarmer: TrixieDelite: Facetious_Speciest: whizbangthedirtfarmer


2) He was the aggressor?  Then how did Zimmerman get out of the truck?  Or did Martin pull him out of the truck?  The moment Zimmerman decided to follow the vigilante shtick, he was the aggressor at that moment.

Since when is observing someone an act of aggression?  Come on, do you really now have a better argument than that?


when you bring a loaded weapon with you and get in close proximity with them. when you refuse to identify yourself and your intentions. when you ignore all your training and advice. when you refuse to meet with the police at your vehicle or the mailboxes. when within that close proximity you reach for your pocket.
2013-07-11 01:13:58 PM  
1 votes:

Treygreen13: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Then how did Zimmerman get out of the truck?

Good lord I've gotten out of my car three times today! I've been an aggressor!


I'll bet there's a good chance you walked behind someone just after you did.  You're lucky, because they had every right to kill you.
2013-07-11 01:03:31 PM  
1 votes:
The judge just said "I don't need you to do that"

DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

Also, she threw out the child abuse. Holy fark.
2013-07-11 01:00:13 PM  
1 votes:
The white guilt represented here is something to behold.
2013-07-11 12:57:10 PM  
1 votes:

Cletus C.: Zimmerman earned that beatdown.


The Insane Troll Logic Posse expands.
2013-07-11 12:53:20 PM  
1 votes:

NightOwl2255: Popcorn Johnny: NightOwl2255: But, I'm sure you know much more about the law.

Yes, tell us how much you know about the law. Specifically, the possibility of the defense animation being allowed during closing arguments.

Please show where I ever questioned the admissibility of the animation.

Now, let's catch up on your claims:

"during closing arguments where attorneys are free to make all the speculations in the world? "

"The defense, just like the prosecution can say anything they want during closing "

"During closing arguments, attorneys spin whatever story it is they want the jury to believe. "


Ah yes, the law as seen by an PJ. Keep digging Johnny, keep digging.


You guys have been arguing this one point for two days.

I think I speak for all of fark here when I say:

Get a room, you two.
2013-07-11 12:45:27 PM  
1 votes:
Gawd, I'd love to be a Korean Store owner in Sanford when the verdict is rendered. Free target practice.

i1.ytimg.com
2013-07-11 12:40:04 PM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: 99% of Farkers wanted George to burn for a long time. The fact that most people now seem to realize how weak the case against him is shows why this was pushed with the wrong intentions completely.


100% of thunderpipes' statistics come from his ass
2013-07-11 12:29:36 PM  
1 votes:

tripleseven: Abuse Liability: tripleseven: I'm just glad that I don't go through life trembling when I see a high, black teen walking through my neighborhood.

Good, that makes all of us.

Except maybe Zimmerman, and you seem to agree with him, but don't let your previous statements get in your way or anything.


Ever notice how in one post, Zimmerman is a trembling sissy over Martin and the next post he's a cold blooded killer who stalked him and shot him down?
Funny how that works out.
2013-07-11 12:26:44 PM  
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: BraveNewCheneyWorld: DROxINxTHExWIND: They claim they just want to see justice but their dog whistles (Trayvon was a "thug", etc.) betray them.

He was a thug, but nobody is saying that's why his death is justified.  His death is justified because brought a 40 second attack on another person, unprovoked.  If you don't want to get shot, don't attack people.

Martin was a thug and that's why this happened. A rational person when followed would scream, call 911, run home etc. Martin choose to tell his gf that a cracker was following him and laugh. That's not scared. He clearly was pissed and wanted to teach a lesson. Thug got a slug and the world is no worse for wear


This is why we can't have nice riots.
2013-07-11 12:21:09 PM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: They claim they just want to see justice but their dog whistles (Trayvon was a "thug", etc.) betray them.


Could you define "Thug" for us?

I mean, could be we got it all wrong.  Thug to me could possibly mean a young male with multiple suspensions from school, drug user, likes to fight and was actively pursuing an illegal firearm for himself...

Now since that doesn't mean "Thug" to you, enlighten all us "prejudiced" people (because we can read a statute and know what is "self defense" and what isn't) as to what qualifies as a thug to you.
2013-07-11 12:18:45 PM  
1 votes:

tripleseven: I'm just glad that I don't go through life trembling when I see a high, black teen walking through my neighborhood.


s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
2013-07-11 11:59:11 AM  
1 votes:
I think the most important lesson to take away from this trial is "don't punch strangers or you might get shot."
2013-07-11 11:54:39 AM  
1 votes:

Boojum2k: Facetious_Speciest: whizbangthedirtfarmer

Again, what's amusing is that the GUN RIGHTS! people are all rallying around this case, where the main defense is: I am incapable of defending myself against a slightly doughy teenager, and thus I had to use my gun to get him off of me.

When did the measure of manliness become "I let someone stronger beat the shiat out of me?"

A large part of the J4T crowd are in favor of the "right to beat down people who look at you funny" rule of street law. You know, thugs.


i123.photobucket.com

He looked at me crossways, your honor.
2013-07-11 11:45:47 AM  
1 votes:
This judge's derp is strong, but fair.
2013-07-11 11:40:01 AM  
1 votes:

Millennium: PC LOAD LETTER: Deadly response? At no point has anyone proven that TM's response was, in fact, deadly. There's disagreement about the extent of the injuries. "Ground and pound" isn't "braining him on the sidewalk". There's a huge hole here. Maybe if GZ got some actual brain injury, this whole case would sit better with me.

If I were aiming for someone's heart with a gun, but I miss and only hit them in the shoulder, I've still used deadly force. If Martin hit Zimmerman's head on the curb once or twice, but Zimmerman somehow managed to escape a brain injury, then Martin still used deadly force.


Again, what's amusing is that the GUN RIGHTS! people are all rallying around this case, where the main defense is: I am incapable of defending myself against a slightly doughy teenager, and thus I had to use my gun to get him off of me.

\oh, and let's not forget how THC grants superhuman strength
2013-07-11 11:28:13 AM  
1 votes:
If this keeps up and Zimmerman is found guilty I might riot. Not because I think he's innocent but because this trial was a joke.
2013-07-11 11:17:07 AM  
1 votes:

Frank N Stein: Can anyone explain why this woman is a judge? She's absolutely terrible and should probably be disbarred


Florida gets to have her as a judge at least until 2019, possibly 2039.
2013-07-11 11:16:49 AM  
1 votes:

A Whole Gopher Village: I think the real problem here is the stupid Stand Your Ground law that Florida politicians enacted. Both of the parties involved were stupid hot heads that caused this scenario to evolve into what it is now, but because of the stupid law there is to much grey area to have a reasonable conclusion. More than likely, because of this murky law, Zimmerman will walk.

/Really couldn't care either way.
//Florida residents brought this on themselves by electing in the law makers behind the law.
///When the riots start, lets just hope there will be nothing left of the state shaped like the male member.


Welcome to six months ago when they determined that law did not apply...at all.
2013-07-11 11:14:41 AM  
1 votes:

heili skrimsli: Are you hiding in my office?


I work for the NSA.
2013-07-11 11:13:34 AM  
1 votes:

Mi-5: s2s2s2: Judge Nelson likes is slow. FACT

This meme is BEYOND tired.  I would suggest something else, as this, to me, has descended itself to threadshiatting.


Mi-5 doesn't like the "Fact" meme and considers it threadshiatting: FACT
2013-07-11 11:12:20 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 11:10:40 AM  
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: Hobodeluxe

if Trayvon had time to get home does it not stand to reason that George had more than enough time to get back to his truck? He said he walked over to the next street( to get an address) . then back to his truck, fiddled with his flashlight trying to get it to work while at his truck then went back out, didn't see anything and was on his way to the truck for the 2nd time when Trayvon jumped out of the bushes (that weren't there) and attacked him.

I would say it does stand to reason. They both could have withdrawn. They didn't.

And by the by, you obviously missed where the police pointed out the bushes in question. In court. With photos.


Oh no, those pushes were too short to hide behind! Trayvon Martin had never heard of ducking. FACT

/snert
//also it was so dark outside the witness couldn't see color.  I believe its reasonable to believe someone emerging from the shadows may appear as though they're emerging from shrubbery.
2013-07-11 11:10:10 AM  
1 votes:

slayer199: From what I've gathered from following the trial, the prosecution is going to have a difficult time proving second degree murder beyond a reasonable doubt.  They should have gone for manslaughter...that would have been an easier case to prove.


Don't worry, today has been good, they tacked on quite a few new possibilities for the jury to consider. Manslaughter, child abuse, jaywalking, impersonating an astronaut, illegal parking, dirty sock drawer and a few others I may have missed.
2013-07-11 11:09:43 AM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: The judge is asking Don West to show where in the law books it says that you can actually follow someone on foot or by car. What the faaaark.


PROVE TO ME ITS LEGAL
'Well it's not in the law books because it's lawful behavior'
OVERRULED


The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the State, are reserved to the State respectively, or to the people.

Let's see her overrule that.  Oh who am I kidding, she's clearly willing to go to any length to get a conviction fo rthe prosecution.
2013-07-11 11:09:19 AM  
1 votes:

airsupport: Darth_Lukecash:  Probably because he had that happy warm gun toting superiority that comes with the second amendment.

I gotta be honest, Darth, I never realized what a histrionic, intolerant, judgmental reactionary you are.  Up until this thread you seemed to have a good head on your shoulders and I enjoyed your posts.  I am sorry I misjudged you.


I love the apology.  It makes this a very polite atmosphere.
2013-07-11 11:06:56 AM  
1 votes:
I can't be the only one that hopes no matter what happens there will be more shootings so we can do this all over again in 6 months.
2013-07-11 11:03:22 AM  
1 votes:
She just ruled for the defense. LOL. She's slippery this one.
2013-07-11 11:02:21 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 11:01:11 AM  
1 votes:

probesport: I don't believe in Zimmerman.


www.biography.com
Sees what you did there.
2013-07-11 10:57:18 AM  
1 votes:

fredklein: Zimmerman claims he was in fear of his life, but his wounds were minor. I think I have literally cut myself shaving worse than that.


when you shave your nose you LITERALLY wind up with massive swelling like that?
you LITERALLY wind up with bruises under your eyes and back of head when you shave?

you aren't even trying anymore.

picture of cat with paw on hand on keyboard.
2013-07-11 10:56:27 AM  
1 votes:
Don west is trying to argue logic, what in idiot
2013-07-11 10:55:20 AM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Pretty sure folks know were I stand on Zimmerman's guilt, but the judge counting his lawyers to make the argument that they should be able to study case law quickly in a murder trial is farking ridiculous.


Slowly but surely we are all united...

by our disdain for this criminally incompetent judge.
2013-07-11 10:52:31 AM  
1 votes:

diabloninja: "I don't want to hear the word 'trick' again."

lol umadbro


Stop pointing out our underhanded tricks on national TV!
2013-07-11 10:51:36 AM  
1 votes:
fredklein

Zimmerman showed his ... dislike... for Trayvon when he referred to Trayvon as part of "these assholes" who "always get away". Someone who dislikes someone is more likely to start a fight with them.

That's a wash, as Martin referred to Zimmerman with (ignorantly incorrect) racial slurs.

Zimmerman claims he was in fear of his life, but his wounds were minor. I think I have literally cut myself shaving worse than that.

You've cut yourself shaving to a point that exceeds the damage of a broken nose and hematoma about the skull? You're doing it wrong...
2013-07-11 10:49:19 AM  
1 votes:

fredklein: This makes no sense.


I agree.
(We're talking about your post, right?)
2013-07-11 10:44:23 AM  
1 votes:

diabloninja: "I don't want to hear the word 'trick' again."

lol umadbro


She's scarred from her unsuccessful hooking career.
2013-07-11 10:43:06 AM  
1 votes:
Judge: 'Don't say trick anymore.'

Tricksy stateses. Their case fell apart after preciousss took to stand.
2013-07-11 10:39:06 AM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: 'If the Court will, we would like to add 'Ironically Wearing Sunglasses At Night' to the list of charges'


Hipsterism exists in a legal gray area in the State of Florida.
2013-07-11 10:33:50 AM  
1 votes:

Treygreen13: This judge needs to be disbarred.


Agreed.  But NOT disrobed.  No one wants to see that.

/unless you're into that kind of thing
2013-07-11 10:33:24 AM  
1 votes:
Don West: 'Are you saying we're now going to add Vehicular Assault as well?'
2013-07-11 10:32:30 AM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: He's going to be suing the shiat out of the state and rake in farking millions.


Don West: Child abuse. Really?


We seem to be riding the same wave today. You should be afraid.
2013-07-11 10:31:19 AM  
1 votes:

probesport: I don't believe in Zimmerman.


That's ok, he believes in you.  And that's all that matters.
2013-07-11 10:31:13 AM  
1 votes:

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Into the blue again: s2s2s2: whizbangthedirtfarmer: I've looked worse after a game of pickup basketball.

An assault can be vicious without inflicting grievous bodily harm.

Whiz, you played tackle basketballl too??? That game is rough.

An assualt can be VERY vicious and not leave exterior body harm. But if it is vicious there will damage to show for it.

Yes, it wasn't quite tackle basketball, as that is forbidden, but it was no foul basketball, so all sorts of chops and shoves were fair game.  I've left the game looking worse (and probably feeling worse) than Zimmerman looked in his pictures.


Here you have it folks!  Stop watching the court proceedings now.  This guy plays b-ball with thugs, so GUILTY!!!!!
2013-07-11 10:28:55 AM  
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: You really need to talk to more black people.


Why on earth would he want to do that?
2013-07-11 10:27:56 AM  
1 votes:
'The State contends that the defendant cannot 'boogie', 'bust a move', 'groove', 'shake what the Good L-rd gave him', nor 'get his freak on' and ask that 'Being a White While Pretending To Be Hispanic' to the list of charges.'
2013-07-11 10:25:29 AM  
1 votes:

fredklein: Unless you can read dead people's minds, you don't know if Trayvon knew about the gun.


So you admit that a lot is unknown, then you post a graphic that perfectly explains your argument as a bunch of scribbles to support your unsupported theories.

You are precious.
2013-07-11 10:25:11 AM  
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: NeoCortex42: Manslaughter is on the table now for the jury.

Along with littering of the spent casing


Better check if his town has a swearing ordinance. They could always get him for saying 'assholes'.
2013-07-11 10:23:20 AM  
1 votes:

the_rev: Did Zimmerman jaywalk at any point during the incident? Maybe they can give him 15 years for that. Wait... I guess he was guilty of littering. Maybe they will convict him of that.


"Your Honor, we also believe the defendant parked his vehicle in front of a fire hydrant on the night of the incident, so we would seek to have a citation written against him for that egregious offense as well."

What a joke.
2013-07-11 10:20:53 AM  
1 votes:

jaybeezey: probesport: I don't believe in Zimmerman.

He is a lot like the tooth fairy in that regard.


More like evolution. Certain people just won't look at the evidence.
2013-07-11 10:19:00 AM  
1 votes:
'If the Court will, we would like to add 'Ironically Wearing Sunglasses At Night' to the list of charges'
2013-07-11 10:18:46 AM  
1 votes:
Did Zimmerman jaywalk at any point during the incident? Maybe they can give him 15 years for that. Wait... I guess he was guilty of littering. Maybe they will convict him of that.
2013-07-11 10:18:20 AM  
1 votes:

probesport: I don't believe in Zimmerman.


not clapping hard enough
2013-07-11 10:16:51 AM  
1 votes:
I don't believe in Zimmerman.
2013-07-11 10:16:42 AM  
1 votes:

Funkyourdaughter: Ok so if TM was fearful for his life while from ZImmerman following him, why didnt he hang up with Jaba and call the police?


Because of her sexy voice
2013-07-11 10:16:33 AM  
1 votes:

Headso: Molavian: you people

who are you calling "you people"?


www.miserableretailslave.com
2013-07-11 10:15:39 AM  
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: Trayvon shouldn't have assaulted Zimmerman, and died because of it. But to say Zimmerman is innocent is rediculous. He purposely injected himself into a dangerous situation. Probably because he had that happy warm gun toting superiority that comes with the second amendment.


Cry moar......Zimmerman is INNOCENT. Cry! Cry, little crybaby.....ans stop saying rediculous statements.
2013-07-11 10:11:08 AM  
1 votes:
img834.imageshack.us
2013-07-11 10:09:02 AM  
1 votes:

Headso: To see a lot of  people in these threads  say that Zimmerman didn't act in a dangerous way and put people at risk is kinda scary how many proud to be irresponsible gun owners there are out the world.


They make undergarments for you people.

i1108.photobucket.com
2013-07-11 10:08:30 AM  
1 votes:

Thune: Zimmerman was neighborhood watch.

Martin was neighborhood thug.

Martin decided he didn't like Zimmerman watching him and decided to administer a beat down.

Martin got shot for it.

And Martin had it coming.


img180.imageshack.us
2013-07-11 10:04:50 AM  
1 votes:

The Singing Bush: I'm not going to say that I think he's guilty or not because it is in the realm of possibility that he may be, but I (unlike a lot of people in these threads) can honestly say I don't know.  I think if justice is served then Zimmerman will walk - there's just no evidence to put him away.

I will also say I'm a firm believer of that old "I'd rather see 1000 guilty men go free than 1 innocent man convicted" cliche.  If you really, truly believe he's guilty, well, you've got 999 to go before you should really be upset.


I suppose the state of Florida would rather see one innocent man go to prison than 10,000 men riot in the streets.
2013-07-11 10:00:54 AM  
1 votes:
what kind of neighborhood watch does not know the streets in the neighborhood watch!  If he knew his streets he did not have to get out of his truck to tell the cops where he was

I was waiting for the 911 call from a white person saying "There is a Mexican in my neighborhood walking around!!"
2013-07-11 09:56:51 AM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-11 09:53:52 AM  
1 votes:

Elegy:


How does that not include Miss Witness "The Rack" Neighbor?

/toasting in epic bread
2013-07-11 09:51:08 AM  
1 votes:

ACunningPlan: And CNN are still banging the race drum.....

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/11/opinion/francis-zimmerman-trial/index. ht ml?eref=igoogledmn_topstories


What's his Fark handle?  He's still repeating the same disproven crap as what shows up in every one of these threads.....
2013-07-11 09:50:40 AM  
1 votes:

tricycleracer: Zimmerman will be back protecting the streets of his apartment complex by lunchtime tomorrow.

Maybe he'll stop by 7-11 to pick up a cool drink and a snack before he starts his shift as a proud defender of freedom.


i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 09:47:09 AM  
1 votes:

ferretman: T-Minus 120 hrs until Televisions and sneakers feel the wrath of a 'not guilty' verdict.



You're gonna be unprepared.  The riots start at sunset on Friday!  That's tomorrow!
2013-07-11 09:41:01 AM  
1 votes:
Your an idiot, subby.
2013-07-11 09:38:39 AM  
1 votes:
I'm the last Zimmerman thread? Cool!
2013-07-11 09:38:02 AM  
1 votes:
So subby is saying Zimmerman will get the death penalty, because Florida...... Awesome. cheaper than his 5 years of free room and board in taxpayer subsidized male on male 24 hour sex emporium.

/Minus the bazillion appeals of course.
2013-07-11 09:36:07 AM  
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: Here's my problem: didn't Trayvon have a right to defend himself against a man who was following him with a gun?


When I walk through the mall with my concealed weapon, am I assaulting people with my aura of being armed?
2013-07-11 09:31:01 AM  
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: Here's my problem: didn't Trayvon have a right to defend himself against a man who was following him with a gun?

A guy who was following him for no other reason than a false assumption that Trayvon was a criminal?

Zimmerman escalated the situation. He left his car to pursue on foot.

All Trayvon was trying to do was get some snacks and go to his Dads place.


"I misunderstand what actually happened, and I make suppositions that support my misunderstandings".

FTFY.
2013-07-11 09:29:36 AM  
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These threads have been beating my liver like it's a Florida brown man.

/drink
2013-07-11 09:29:14 AM  
1 votes:
"Your"    mutherfarkers!....not You ARE=You're

/can't believe I have to be the grammar nazi.
2013-07-11 09:29:02 AM  
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We're gonna have these threads everyday until Zimmerman's been dead for six years

www.pedigreedatabase.com

This just in:  George Zimmerman is still not guilty of murder.
2013-07-11 09:27:26 AM  
1 votes:
Never posted in one of these before, what do I win?
2013-07-11 09:04:32 AM  
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doglover: clancifer: Until he's dead? Maybe he will get shot dead while trying to walk homemurder a creepy ass-cracker with some Skittles.

2013-07-11 08:30:02 AM  
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Until he's dead? Maybe he will get shot dead while trying to walk home with some Skittles.
2013-07-11 07:43:10 AM  
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ChaosStar: Anyone else working on a thread badge?
I'd hate to do it only to have someone else make a better one than my under-developed image manipulation skills can produce.
/though I have a great concept for one


You forgot to say "Drink!"

Now someone needs to submit another thread.....
 
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