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(SeattlePI)   Man threatens to shoot everyone in K-Mart, leaves when he realizes that people who shop at K-Mart would probably welcome the sweet release of death   (seattlepi.com) divider line 85
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2013-07-11 09:10:40 AM
Relax, it's just another one of their wacky commercials, he was really saying "Shoo the people in front of me"
 
2013-07-11 09:16:09 AM

dletter: Relax, it's just another one of their wacky commercials, he was really saying "Shoo the people in front of me"


That may be, but they still shipped their pants
 
2013-07-11 09:52:50 AM
Wait wait WAIT!

Kmart still exists?
 
2013-07-11 09:56:53 AM
He doesn't realize that if he just spent 50 dollars there, he could save 30 cents a gallon at BP
 
2013-07-11 09:57:34 AM

SecretAgentWoman: Wait wait WAIT!

Kmart still exists?


Apparently there are still some in the USA, none in Canada.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:58 AM
My wife and I only shop at Oscar de la Renta, Georgio Armani or Loro Piana, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.
 
2013-07-11 09:58:50 AM

SecretAgentWoman: Wait wait WAIT!

Kmart still exists?


Sears owns Kmart.  So... probably yes. I do know that a sears gift card works at kmart just as a kmart one works at sears
 
2013-07-11 10:01:59 AM

cwolf20


Sears owns Kmart. So... probably yes. I do know that a sears gift card works at kmart just as a kmart one works at sears


Actually KMart bought (merged with) Sears. Sad but true.
 
2013-07-11 10:02:11 AM
Funny, when I was a kid, KMart was the place to go... You could spend a couple of hours shopping, eating the popcorn, and checking out all of the Blue Light Specials. Now, it's a scary place, and I would only go there to put Craftsman tools on layaway...
 
2013-07-11 10:02:25 AM
There's a Kmart here.  It's like an upscale walmart, groceries and all.
 
2013-07-11 10:02:44 AM
well..
 
2013-07-11 10:03:01 AM

ChipNASA: My wife and I only shop at Oscar de la Renta, Georgio Armani or Loro Piana, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.


Somebody touched a nerve.
 
2013-07-11 10:03:15 AM

Mikey1969: Funny, when I was a kid, KMart was the place to go... You could spend a couple of hours shopping, eating the popcorn, and checking out all of the Blue Light Specials. Now, it's a scary place, and I would only go there to put Craftsman tools on layaway...


Grandma took me and my brother to lunch at the cafeteria in the back once every few months.  I loved their butterscotch pudding.
 
2013-07-11 10:04:55 AM
I like K-Mart.
But then, I'm a fan of the bronze medal winners of the world, like RC Cola, Lando Calrissian, Hydrox, etc.
 
2013-07-11 10:07:37 AM
K-Mart is the crap that not even Sears will sell.  What does that tell you?

www.larelybeagle.com
 
2013-07-11 10:07:45 AM

SecretAgentWoman: Wait wait WAIT!

Kmart still exists?


I recently lived in Florida for a couple of years, and was shocked when I discovered there was a K-Mart in my area. It was like discovering wooly mammoths grazing down the street.

Actually went in there once for some Halloween stuff, and holy hell was that place depressing. Basically Walmart if everyone was on a thorazine drip. And I think I was the only customer under the age of 60.

Plus side, I got a DVD of both Hellraiser and Hellraiser 2 for $3.
 
2013-07-11 10:07:58 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: cwolf20

Sears owns Kmart. So... probably yes. I do know that a sears gift card works at kmart just as a kmart one works at sears


Actually KMart bought (merged with) Sears. Sad but true.


Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart...

To this day, I can't believe they passed up THAT opportunity.
 
2013-07-11 10:08:21 AM
Shop smart. Shop S-mart
 
2013-07-11 10:09:20 AM
d'oh!
 
2013-07-11 10:11:11 AM
They went with the "K" for Kresge, whom I believe founded them.
 
2013-07-11 10:11:34 AM
ChipNASA


....I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.


Are you seeing how many times you can use this today?
 
2013-07-11 10:13:07 AM

FrancoFile: Mikey1969: Funny, when I was a kid, KMart was the place to go... You could spend a couple of hours shopping, eating the popcorn, and checking out all of the Blue Light Specials. Now, it's a scary place, and I would only go there to put Craftsman tools on layaway...

Grandma took me and my brother to lunch at the cafeteria in the back once every few months.  I loved their butterscotch pudding.


Now, I wouldn't eat there on a dare...
 
2013-07-11 10:14:55 AM
They have better guns at S-Mart
 
2013-07-11 10:18:20 AM

Wade_Wilson: Actually went in there once for some Halloween stuff, and holy hell was that place depressing. Basically Walmart if everyone was on a thorazine drip. And I think I was the only customer under the age of 60.


K-Mart is just tragic. No one shops there because the stores are dumps and they seem to go out of their way to hire people who are just beaten down by life. There's a KMart a mile from my house, but I drive past it to go to Target 4 miles away. The merchandise is 99% the same, prices are the same, but it's just so damn depressing walking into the KMart. I just feel dirty doing so.
 
2013-07-11 10:22:52 AM

SecretAgentWoman: Wait wait WAIT!

Kmart still exists?


Wal-Mart is working on it.
 
2013-07-11 10:26:53 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: ChipNASA


....I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.

Are you seeing how many times you can use this today?


you're missing the point.  He is the King Sh*t of F*ck Island over there.  Deal with it.
 
2013-07-11 10:27:43 AM
K-mart is kinda sad these days but still a million times better than going to Walmart.
 
2013-07-11 10:31:31 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: cwolf20

Sears owns Kmart. So... probably yes. I do know that a sears gift card works at kmart just as a kmart one works at sears


Actually KMart bought (merged with) Sears. Sad but true.


Oh good.  One way or the other they made out like bunnies
 
2013-07-11 10:32:11 AM

SecretAgentWoman: Wait wait WAIT!

Kmart still exists?


I was surprised at this, too. Can you still get a Tahiti Treat from the lunch counter fountain?

No?
 
2013-07-11 10:33:34 AM

Lor M. Ipsum: There's a Kmart here.  It's like an upscale walmart, groceries and all.


Oh.  You have one of "THOSE".  The one here was one of them.  Then it took a lease to the knee.  It was first seen getting drunk after they started closing at midnight.
 
2013-07-11 10:33:45 AM
We've had a Kmart here for 35+ years....back when I was a kid (in the teen-70's, sonny), "Blue Light Special Tuesdays" were "load the family, friends, neighbors and various derelicts and hooligans you found on the road into the Vista Cruiser and go shopping" nights.....It was like a gawd damn land rush into the Kmart parking lot.  You ate dinner in the cafeteria, you ate all the free samples you could stuff in your mouth, you spent a good two hours or more in the store, buying everything from lightbulbs to underwear to bikes to car tires trekking all over the store, following all at "Blue Light Special" carts (those prices were actually pretty good deals).

About 15 years ago, they moved to another, "more visible" location about a mile north....and to this day, I'm surprised the place is still open.  Any given time, one can walk into the store and it is literally 3 employees to 1 customer (though those three employees look as though they couldn't pool enough brain cells together to chew gum), the place is just a dump, half the lights are turned off, they keep the A/C at about 98 degrees and the shelves look like a tornado blew through the store.....twice.


/no point to any of this
/ but then again, does any of Fark really have a point?
 
2013-07-11 10:34:21 AM
hmm... an interesting method of mass shooting prevention.

the mass shooter will not mass shoot the downtrodden, depressed, miserable masses whose lives or worse than the shooter.

a sort of pathetic plea that repels the mass shooter.

so, mass poverty, the ultimate cure to the mass shooter.
 
2013-07-11 10:41:17 AM

pute kisses like a man: hmm... an interesting method of mass shooting prevention.

the mass shooter will not mass shoot the downtrodden, depressed, miserable masses whose lives or worse than the shooter.

a sort of pathetic plea that repels the mass shooter.

so, mass poverty, the ultimate cure to the mass shooter.


With all the K-mart bashing, I forgot this was a shooters thread.
 
2013-07-11 10:46:43 AM

ChipNASA: My wife and I only shop at Oscar de la Renta, Georgio Armani or Loro Piana, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.



I now have you favorited as  King Sh*T of F*ck Island  in bright red so that I know when a badass is in the thread.

/Starting to wonder if you have been replaced by a bot that just posts that in every thread that goes green
 
2013-07-11 10:48:43 AM
I miss my Kmart, and would have it back. They downsized it, and the only company willing to take up the spot was Home Depot, which the bigots in my neighborhood nixed, because they feared the presence of The Mexicans, even though there are day laborers on corners in other parts of town.

So now I have to leave town if I want to buy clothes/toys/household items.

/caveat: it has to be the same as it was, not like chevydeuce described, which is what happened to the next-nearest Kmart.
 
2013-07-11 10:51:45 AM

Lor M. Ipsum: There's a Kmart here.  It's like an upscale walmart, groceries and all.


Sadly, the couple of KMarts that I've been to (both closed now) were dirtier and more poorly lit than Walmart. They had the feel of oversized dollar stores.
 
2013-07-11 10:53:02 AM

Latinwolf: With all the K-mart bashing, I forgot this was a shooters thread.


Well, then someone better start pouring shots! Sigh, I'll do it.
 
2013-07-11 10:57:55 AM
If he went to the snack bar first,  then he probably was a panda.


/Because, you know, they are an animal that eats, shoots and leaves.
 
2013-07-11 10:58:44 AM

ChipNASA: My wife and I only shop at Oscar de la Renta, Georgio Armani or Loro Piana, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.


fARK YOU AND YOUR WIFE! ENTITLED FARKTARDS!!

//amidoinitrite
 
2013-07-11 11:04:15 AM
The only time I found KMart to be the best place to shop was in September of 1999. We just bought a Sega Dreamcast and everyone else was out of games...except KMart. Why? Because everyone else thought Kmart wasn't going to have it.

/Got Sonic Adventure
//Still my favorite game
 
2013-07-11 11:05:20 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: ChipNASA


....I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.

Are you seeing how many times you can use this today?


And yesterday... forced meme is forced.

/seriously contemplating adding a new name to my blocked list
 
2013-07-11 11:05:46 AM

ChipNASA: My wife and I only shop at Oscar de la Renta, Georgio Armani or Loro Piana, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.


I'm getting sick of your thread vomiting, you will be my first ever farker on my ignore list.
 
2013-07-11 11:07:07 AM

gizmokid18: I now have you favorited as King Sh*T of F*ck Island in bright red so that I know when a badass is in the thread.


The thing is, asterisks aren't vowels.  They aren't even letters!  They're typically used for footnotes, so I keep scanning the bottom of his posts for some explanation as to what "Sh" or "F" refer to, yet am crushed by the merciless lash of disappointment.

One day, I will find out what this means.  One day, I will get my g*d d*mned footnotes.
 
2013-07-11 11:10:06 AM
There's a K-mart near where I live.  Looking at most of those customers, I don't know why you'd threaten to shoot them. . . you'd get the same results just waiting a few minutes.  I swear, the only people that shop there are either obese or over ninety.  It's such a pattern it affects the local traffic.
 
2013-07-11 11:11:27 AM

dragonchild: There's a K-mart near where I live.  Looking at most of those customers, I don't know why you'd threaten to shoot them. . . you'd get the same results just waiting a few minutes.  I swear, the only people that shop there are either obese or over ninety.  It's such a pattern it affects the local traffic.


Basic office supplies are cheaper I'll give them that.
 
2013-07-11 11:11:35 AM

MythDragon: If he went to the snack bar first,  then he probably was a panda.


/Because, you know, they are an animal that eats, shoots and leaves.


Article headline made me think similarly
"Wash. Kmart: man threatens to shoot, then leaves"
 
2013-07-11 11:14:01 AM
I was sixteen before I owned a pair of shoes that weren't from Kmart.
 
2013-07-11 11:19:50 AM

gizmokid18: ChipNASA: My wife and I only shop at Oscar de la Renta, Georgio Armani or Loro Piana, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.


I now have you favorited as  King Sh*T of F*ck Island  in bright red so that I know when a badass is in the thread.

/Starting to wonder if you have been replaced by a bot that just posts that in every thread that goes green


Not possible....I try to customize each entry to fit the thread.....and thanks
 
2013-07-11 11:22:58 AM
They closed my nearest Kmart...which was great as it was only a mile or so from my house :(. Walmart is much further away and has a limited selection due to them shoving a full grocery section into too small of a store. And I don't like Target....maybe because everything electronic I've bought from them has broken in a matter of months (sans my prepaid cell phone I'm using now).
\Next nearest Kmart is actually pretty decent..was remodeled a few years ago and is in an upscale town with little competition nearby.
 
2013-07-11 11:23:55 AM
I shop K-Mart just to take away from Wal-Mart whenever possible.
Fark Wal-Mart.
And you can get Craftsman tools now at K-Mart... so there.
 
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