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2013-07-11 07:12:30 AM
Oh, that old joke. You throw up on the dog, then you look down and say "I don't remember eating that!"
 
2013-07-11 09:23:29 AM
One of my dogs will vomit every time he gets upsets. If I scold him: HORK. If he accidentally hurts me and I say 'ouch!': HORK. If the older dog yells at him: HORK.
 
2013-07-11 09:59:37 AM
The lhasa apso intolerant?
 
2013-07-11 10:28:18 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-11 10:30:17 AM
 
2013-07-11 10:41:11 AM
I met a whore in Tijuana. That was just openers.
 
2013-07-11 10:41:20 AM
Do I have an alternative?
 
2013-07-11 10:42:42 AM
Hey, he'll eat it.
 
2013-07-11 10:43:35 AM
No, no, I said he blew chunks!

Chunks is the name of the dog!
 
2013-07-11 10:45:00 AM
Too bad the older guy didn't have a level playing field, if you know what I mean...
 
2013-07-11 10:47:36 AM
Mabe it was a revenge-vomiting. I've had dogs vomit on me before and stepped in dogmit.
 
2013-07-11 10:49:04 AM
Why isn't it attempted murder every time someone points a gun at another person and pulls the trigger? I know it's based on intent but what other intent can there be after you pull the trigger on an unarmed man 6-7 times..?

///love guns
 
2013-07-11 10:50:46 AM
This feels a bit like Cheney's Iraq invasion plan. "We can take Iraq with a hundred thousand casualties and one dead puppy." "Why one dead puppy?" "See, I told you no one would care about the civilian casualties!"
 
2013-07-11 10:52:25 AM
Wouldn't the dog just shake it off?  then eat it?
 
2013-07-11 10:53:08 AM
barfblog.com
 
2013-07-11 10:53:37 AM

Mugato: Mabe it was a revenge-vomiting. I've had dogs vomit on me before and stepped in dogmit.


Isn't dogmitt what is at the bottom of a dog cage strapped to the top of a car after a long trip?
 
2013-07-11 10:55:51 AM
I accidentally puked on my dog. My other dog didn't seem to mind having a warm snack. That made me puke again. But....with much better aim. Poor cat.
 
2013-07-11 11:03:23 AM
Vomiting on someone's dog is Kesha-level depravity

/you never go full Kesha
 
2013-07-11 11:06:18 AM
Sick tag taking a long weekend?
 
2013-07-11 11:06:19 AM
Roommates.

I've had two roommates vomit on a dog.
 
2013-07-11 11:07:56 AM

megarian: Roommates.

I've had two roommates vomit on a dog.


And then the dog ate it.
 
2013-07-11 11:08:25 AM

dittybopper: Mugato: Mabe it was a revenge-vomiting. I've had dogs vomit on me before and stepped in dogmit.

Isn't dogmitt what is at the bottom of a dog cage strapped to the top of a car after a long trip?


Nope.  It's when you tie...well, nevermind.

barelyawakeinfrogpajamas.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-11 11:09:58 AM
No sick tag?
 
2013-07-11 11:12:03 AM
If the threw up on a chihuahua, then this story should get the Hero tag.
 
2013-07-11 11:12:48 AM

blatz514: dittybopper: Mugato: Mabe it was a revenge-vomiting. I've had dogs vomit on me before and stepped in dogmit.

Isn't dogmitt what is at the bottom of a dog cage strapped to the top of a car after a long trip?

Nope.  It's when you tie...well, nevermind.

[barelyawakeinfrogpajamas.files.wordpress.com image 400x298]


Poor little guy, probably kept up for a mile or two...
 
2013-07-11 11:15:35 AM
Rule 34 subby. Rule 34.
 
2013-07-11 11:16:48 AM

dittybopper: Mugato: Mabe it was a revenge-vomiting. I've had dogs vomit on me before and stepped in dogmit.

Isn't dogmitt what is at the bottom of a dog cage strapped to the top of a car after a long trip?


Nice
 
2013-07-11 11:18:55 AM
puts hand up slowly
 
2013-07-11 11:18:55 AM

Carn: blatz514: dittybopper: Mugato: Mabe it was a revenge-vomiting. I've had dogs vomit on me before and stepped in dogmit.

Isn't dogmitt what is at the bottom of a dog cage strapped to the top of a car after a long trip?

Nope.  It's when you tie...well, nevermind.

[barelyawakeinfrogpajamas.files.wordpress.com image 400x298]

Poor little guy, probably kept up for a mile or two...


"Here's the leash. I'll scrape the rest of the carcass off of the road.'

"DOG KILLER!"

/dude looks like the T-1000
 
2013-07-11 11:19:17 AM
Barf barf barf
 
2013-07-11 11:19:20 AM
In Russia, the dog vomits on you.
 
2013-07-11 11:20:52 AM

Mugato: dittybopper: Mugato: Mabe it was a revenge-vomiting. I've had dogs vomit on me before and stepped in dogmit.

Isn't dogmitt what is at the bottom of a dog cage strapped to the top of a car after a long trip?

Nice


You're probably the only one who got it.
 
2013-07-11 11:21:16 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

/Hungry dog'll eat anything...
 
2013-07-11 11:22:39 AM

Mugato: Carn: blatz514: dittybopper: Mugato: Mabe it was a revenge-vomiting. I've had dogs vomit on me before and stepped in dogmit.

Isn't dogmitt what is at the bottom of a dog cage strapped to the top of a car after a long trip?

Nope.  It's when you tie...well, nevermind.

[barelyawakeinfrogpajamas.files.wordpress.com image 400x298]

Poor little guy, probably kept up for a mile or two...

"Here's the leash. I'll scrape the rest of the carcass off of the road.'

"DOG KILLER!"

/dude looks like the T-1000


"Where is dog Connor?"
 
2013-07-11 11:24:10 AM
I don't judge you for your lifestyle choices.  How 'bout you don't judge me on mine?
 
2013-07-11 11:25:42 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-11 11:25:54 AM
Could've been worse. Could've been a Shih-Tzu.
 
2013-07-11 11:27:11 AM

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/STOP!
//Seizure time.
 
2013-07-11 11:27:41 AM

biyaaatci: I don't judge you for your lifestyle choices.  How 'bout you don't judge me on mine?


As long as you aren't shooting innocent people I'll let it slide.

/and so will you apparently
//you eat those?
 
2013-07-11 11:28:16 AM

CoffeeMug: /Hungry dog'll eat anything...


FTFY.
 
2013-07-11 11:32:15 AM

GoldSpider: CoffeeMug: /Hungry dog'll eat anything...

FTFY.


I was quoting a line from the movie, but you are right...
 
2013-07-11 11:33:01 AM
Perhaps this is the elusive 12th  Reason We Could Never Live Without Dogs
 
2013-07-11 11:42:27 AM
Growing up in the area, that used to be such a nice neighborhood.  People used to ask before vomiting on your pets.
 
2013-07-11 11:45:48 AM
All he had left is to do was kick the mother in the taint and the circle would have been complete.
 
2013-07-11 11:48:12 AM
My roommate's dog vomited on me once and he looked pretty pleased with himself afterwards.
 
2013-07-11 11:49:20 AM
#608100

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he farking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shiat
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shiat... if i were taking a shiat and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fark him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he farking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
 
2013-07-11 11:50:36 AM
This is why they bred Irish Ralfhounds.
 
2013-07-11 11:52:21 AM

dittybopper: Mugato: dittybopper: Mugato: Mabe it was a revenge-vomiting. I've had dogs vomit on me before and stepped in dogmit.

Isn't dogmitt what is at the bottom of a dog cage strapped to the top of a car after a long trip?

Nice

You're probably the only one who got it.


Fools! You court my wrath!!! Now feel the power of CAPS LOCK!!!

PREPARE YOUR DIDDLY HOLES FOR YOUR SECRET BAPTISM!!


Also, the dog had it coming.

/Not an alt.
 
2013-07-11 11:53:15 AM
I've never vomited on a dog, but I did whiz on a Siamese cat once. It seemed appropriate at the time.

//It was outside.
//Why, yes, I had been doing a little drinkin', why do you ask?
 
2013-07-11 11:55:49 AM

Valiente: Could've been worse. Could've been a Shih-Tzu.


Didn't he write The Art of War?
 
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