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(Uproxx)   The full trailer for "Sharknado" has been released and somehow the internet is still standing. For now, anyway   (uproxx.com) divider line 14
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2013-07-11 08:46:24 AM
6 votes:

Smashed Hat: I love Asylum for stuff like this. They used to make those cheesy ripoffs of popular movies to confuse well-meaning grandmothers at Best Buy (Transmorphers, anyone?) but they really found their niche now. I want to work there.

/ It's a bukkake of sharks!
// Sharkkake!!
/// Coming soon!!!


Someone in The Valley just got rousted out of bed and told to find a dozen shark outfits and a mop.
2013-07-11 09:52:56 AM
2 votes:

JeffKochosky: Slives: Really? A hurricane on the West Coast? Or did they somehow misplace the Hollywood sign?

Facetious_Speciest: So...it's a hurricane that shoots sharks at people?

Guys, guys, guys... it's not a hurricane.

It's a tornado.

A tornado full of sharks.

Hence, Sharknado.

Now, a hurricane, that would be different, and it would have to be some other kind of creature.

I'm thinking a freighter full of venomous snakes crossing the Atlantic - the storm passes over, breaking open shipping containers and sucking the snakes up into the winds, where they wreak havoc first on the Carribean, before the storm makes full landfall in Miami.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... COBRACANE!

/Starring Debbie Gibson, Michael Ironside, and Lou Diamond Phillips
//Coming Spring 2014, from Asylum


Snakes in a 'Cane
2013-07-11 09:51:28 AM
2 votes:

Slives: Really? A hurricane on the West Coast? Or did they somehow misplace the Hollywood sign?


Facetious_Speciest: So...it's a hurricane that shoots sharks at people?


Guys, guys, guys... it's not a hurricane.

It's a tornado.

A tornado full of sharks.

Hence, Sharknado.

Now, a hurricane, that would be different, and it would have to be some other kind of creature.

I'm thinking a freighter full of venomous snakes crossing the Atlantic - the storm passes over, breaking open shipping containers and sucking the snakes up into the winds, where they wreak havoc first on the Carribean, before the storm makes full landfall in Miami.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... COBRACANE!

/Starring Debbie Gibson, Michael Ironside, and Lou Diamond Phillips
//Coming Spring 2014, from Asylum
2013-07-11 12:39:20 PM
1 votes:
Focus group:
What would be better than a movie about tornadoes?
Tornadoes and sharks!
www.adweek.com
2013-07-11 11:28:31 AM
1 votes:
New drinking game: take a shot for every Wilhelm. Doubtful if you can make it 10 minutes.
2013-07-11 10:29:29 AM
1 votes:
I am starting to have doubts that this plot is feasible.
2013-07-11 09:46:44 AM
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: Sharks have tits?


Hm... well ... Oh, why the hell not:

*GISes "shark tits"*

*blinks*

That was even more WTF than subby's trailer.

/NSWF, of course
//but not in a good way
2013-07-11 09:44:08 AM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Tare Reid would actually suck your cock for $1,000 - Fact


Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
2013-07-11 08:43:08 AM
1 votes:
I love Asylum for stuff like this. They used to make those cheesy ripoffs of popular movies to confuse well-meaning grandmothers at Best Buy (Transmorphers, anyone?) but they really found their niche now. I want to work there.

/ It's a bukkake of sharks!
// Sharkkake!!
/// Coming soon!!!
2013-07-11 08:39:50 AM
1 votes:
...I paused Herb Alpert for that?
2013-07-11 08:38:03 AM
1 votes:
I do like the "We're going to need a bigger chopper" line.

This will be classic!

A classic what, well that's different question
2013-07-11 08:24:12 AM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: Nabb1: The Muthaship: Nabb1: You're obviously not a golfer, are you?

I want to get this joke, but it's too early....

Think "The Big Lebowski." Bunny (Reid) tells the Dude she'll suck his cock for $1,000.

Ah, yes.

I am now ashamed.


You just weren't in your element.
2013-07-11 08:17:19 AM
1 votes:
WHAR is PirhanaQuake?
2013-07-11 07:58:01 AM
1 votes:
I demand to know how Brooke Hogan, the world's preeminent shark related movie actress, was not cast as the lead role!

Look at this resume. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1740122/ LOOK AT IT!

Sharknado, you are dead to me.
 
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