Smashed Hat: I love Asylum for stuff like this. They used to make those cheesy ripoffs of popular movies to confuse well-meaning grandmothers at Best Buy (Transmorphers, anyone?) but they really found their niche now. I want to work there./ It's a bukkake of sharks!// Sharkkake!!/// Coming soon!!!
JeffKochosky: Slives: Really? A hurricane on the West Coast? Or did they somehow misplace the Hollywood sign?Facetious_Speciest: So...it's a hurricane that shoots sharks at people?Guys, guys, guys... it's not a hurricane.It's a tornado.A tornado full of sharks.Hence, Sharknado.Now, a hurricane, that would be different, and it would have to be some other kind of creature.I'm thinking a freighter full of venomous snakes crossing the Atlantic - the storm passes over, breaking open shipping containers and sucking the snakes up into the winds, where they wreak havoc first on the Carribean, before the storm makes full landfall in Miami.Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... COBRACANE!/Starring Debbie Gibson, Michael Ironside, and Lou Diamond Phillips//Coming Spring 2014, from Asylum
Slives: Really? A hurricane on the West Coast? Or did they somehow misplace the Hollywood sign?
Facetious_Speciest: So...it's a hurricane that shoots sharks at people?
Uncle Tractor: Sharks have tits?
Popcorn Johnny: Tare Reid would actually suck your cock for $1,000 - Fact
The Muthaship: Nabb1: The Muthaship: Nabb1: You're obviously not a golfer, are you?I want to get this joke, but it's too early....Think "The Big Lebowski." Bunny (Reid) tells the Dude she'll suck his cock for $1,000.Ah, yes.I am now ashamed.
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