J. Frank Parnell: Cinematic masterpiece.Crowning achievement of this decadent modern age of film.
Angry Buddha: How insanely fun would it be to be on the writing team for one of these movies? Nothing is too ridiculous. It has to be a riot.
JeffKochosky: Slives: Really? A hurricane on the West Coast? Or did they somehow misplace the Hollywood sign?Facetious_Speciest: So...it's a hurricane that shoots sharks at people?Guys, guys, guys... it's not a hurricane.It's a tornado.A tornado full of sharks.Hence, Sharknado.Now, a hurricane, that would be different, and it would have to be some other kind of creature.I'm thinking a freighter full of venomous snakes crossing the Atlantic - the storm passes over, breaking open shipping containers and sucking the snakes up into the winds, where they wreak havoc first on the Carribean, before the storm makes full landfall in Miami.Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... COBRACANE!/Starring Debbie Gibson, Michael Ironside, and Lou Diamond Phillips//Coming Spring 2014, from Asylum
Slives: Really? A hurricane on the West Coast? Or did they somehow misplace the Hollywood sign?
Facetious_Speciest: So...it's a hurricane that shoots sharks at people?
IrateShadow: The movie looks awful, which is about par for the Asylum. Though their movies usually have tits, so at least it has that going for it.
The Muthaship: Nabb1: The Muthaship: Nabb1: You're obviously not a golfer, are you?I want to get this joke, but it's too early....Think "The Big Lebowski." Bunny (Reid) tells the Dude she'll suck his cock for $1,000.Ah, yes.I am now ashamed.
PainInTheASP: Even with this movie, Lindsay Lohan is still kicking Tara Reid's ass in the race to the bottom of the garbage can. At least Reid can still string enough hours of sobriety together for something sort of interesting. I guess.
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