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(CBS Sports)   NFL to have its first full-time female referee in 2014. Instant replay on penalties not necessary since women never forget anything a man does wrong   (cbssports.com) divider line 26
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2013-07-11 01:20:27 AM
7 votes:
since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!
2013-07-11 03:03:34 AM
5 votes:
+1 subby, but you forgot to mention she will be able to preemptively throw the flag because she knows you'll do it again, and once a month she'll throw flags even though you don't deserve them, but later she'll cry and apologize
2013-07-11 12:59:07 PM
4 votes:

Di Atribe: eventhelosers: +1 subby, but you forgot to mention she will be able to preemptively throw the flag because she knows you'll do it again, and once a month she'll throw flags even though you don't deserve them, but later she'll cry and apologize

Stop being wrong & we won't have a problem. What exactly are you trying to get away with here? WHO IS SHE


Jake, from State Farm.
2013-07-11 03:09:31 AM
3 votes:

eventhelosers: +1 subby, but you forgot to mention she will be able to preemptively throw the flag because she knows you'll do it again, and once a month she'll throw flags even though you don't deserve them, but later she'll cry and apologize


Stop being wrong & we won't have a problem. What exactly are you trying to get away with here? WHO IS SHE
2013-07-11 11:01:31 AM
2 votes:

dickfreckle: If a player commits an infraction in one of her dreams, does he get called on it in real life?


Or if a player commits a penalty in Week 1, will she refuse to throw a flag, instead quietly holding a grudge until Week 12, when the finally loses it and throws him out of the game with a dramatic "if you don't know what you did, I'm not going to tell you" explosion?
2013-07-11 08:49:16 AM
2 votes:

jpo2269: I hear bears can smell their menstruations.. This is putting the entire NFL and their fans at risk of Bear attacks and no, not from those sissies in Chicago. Real Live BEARS..


Well, that's just great. You hear that, Roger? Bears. Now you're putting the whole league in jeopardy.
2013-07-11 08:30:23 AM
2 votes:

Lady J: I'm a female so I'm really getting a kick out of what sexist sulky crybabies you all are

/accidentally typed sexy instead of sexist initially... glad I caught that typo!


Oh great she's gonna use this thread against us now forever.
2013-07-11 08:09:09 AM
2 votes:

Teaser: deanis: but is she hot?

Yes, that it the most relevant question.

[media.al.com image 240x360]


OMFG THE NFL HIRED AMY FROM THE ABC BAKING COMPANY?!

*faints*
2013-07-11 06:44:35 AM
2 votes:

vossiewulf: Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back


Verbatim?  Try a version of the conversation that never happened, even if your house has instant replay and shows otherwise -- her memory of the incident will be the truth.

JayCab: Seahawks fans are like my mother


They get farked a lot?
2013-07-11 02:50:10 AM
2 votes:

vossiewulf: since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!


Well honestly, you should know what you did. Study it out!


/funny headline, subster
//would +1 if I could
2013-07-11 02:16:10 PM
1 votes:

Guadior42: MikeBoomshadow: Guadior42: Beeblebrox:

Jake, from State Farm.

What are you wearing?

Khakis.

Sounds hideous.


Well, she's a guy, so.
2013-07-11 02:13:16 PM
1 votes:

MikeBoomshadow: Guadior42: Beeblebrox:

Jake, from State Farm.

What are you wearing?

Khakis.


Sounds hideous.
2013-07-11 01:11:41 PM
1 votes:

Yanks_RSJ: dickfreckle: If a player commits an infraction in one of her dreams, does he get called on it in real life?

Or if a player commits a penalty in Week 1, will she refuse to throw a flag, instead quietly holding a grudge until Week 12, when the finally loses it and throws him out of the game with a dramatic "if you don't know what you did, I'm not going to tell you" explosion?


One July 4th, my then-girlfriend and I were supposed to spend the morning cleaning the apartment we'd just moved out of. Bu my friend invited us over for the usual beer and grilling you do on the 4th. She said, in a sweet voice, "Go ahead and hang out. I'll finish up the cleaning!" This set off my Spidey-sense, and I repeatedly told her that I can always party later in the day. "Nah, go ahead! It's fine."

And this, fellow Farkers, is where I made the critical mistake known as "It's fine!" is never actually fine, even when said with a smile.

After a week or so I thought, "hmmm, maybe I dodged the bullet."

Fast foward about 10 months. In a small and completely unrelated argument, she brings up my not helping cleaning on the 4th...at top volume. I remember mulling my options. Do I point how absurd it is for her to basically tell me to hang out with my friends only to be irrationally angry almost a year later? Or do I just sit here and absorb a half-hour litany and apologize?"

I chose...wisely. And that, fellow Farkers, is why I still have a penis.

/ladies, please stop pulling this Count of Monte Cristo sh*t on us
2013-07-11 11:37:36 AM
1 votes:
2013-07-11 11:03:18 AM
1 votes:
Submitter, thank you for your awesome chuckle-worthy headline.  You fantastic bastid.

Sincerely,
A married man
2013-07-11 10:17:14 AM
1 votes:

greggm59: [thumbs.dreamstime.com image 600x900]

Holding, illegal use of hands, offense. First Down!


Nice five head. Maybe she could hold my beer on that thing.

/*buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrp*
2013-07-11 09:55:43 AM
1 votes:
Women refs ruined the NBA

The NBA brought on a woman ref, and a couple years later Michael Jordan retired.

Women refs ruined the NBA

And then there was that whole 9/11 thing not too longer after that.
2013-07-11 08:58:40 AM
1 votes:
oooooh! I just worked out what the ignore button is for! : )
2013-07-11 08:56:32 AM
1 votes:

Lady J: I'm a female so I'm really getting a kick out of what sexist sulky crybabies you all are

/accidentally typed sexy instead of sexist initially... glad I caught that typo!


... and yet, even though you caught the typo, you still made sure to include it in your post anyhow in an attempt to leverage sexuality to get yourself attention.

Women are such whores.
2013-07-11 08:51:14 AM
1 votes:
Can't wait for the misogyny when she screws up a call.  "ermagherd, refs were flawless until this damn woman came and farked it all up!"
2013-07-11 08:45:31 AM
1 votes:
I hear bears can smell their menstruations.. This is putting the entire NFL and their fans at risk of Bear attacks and no, not from those sissies in Chicago.  Real Live BEARS..
2013-07-11 05:12:12 AM
1 votes:

Ishkur: Maybe as a Head Linesman or Line Judge. Can't see her taking the field -- certainly not Umpire or Referee. Maybe Back Judge.


I would judge her back but from the pics its difficult. Those uniforms are made for fat aging men.
2013-07-11 04:11:19 AM
1 votes:
Maybe as a Head Linesman or Line Judge. Can't see her taking the field -- certainly not Umpire or Referee. Maybe Back Judge.
2013-07-11 03:32:15 AM
1 votes:

davidphogan: vossiewulf: since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!

So you're a Seahawks fan?


You know what, that just made it all click.  Seahawks fans are like my mother: everything is always someone else's fault, and everyone is out to get them. No wonder I have such a viscerally negative reaction to them.

/yes, she's a teabagger, why do you ask?
2013-07-11 02:43:26 AM
1 votes:

vossiewulf: since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!


So you're a Seahawks fan?
2013-07-11 02:37:42 AM
1 votes:
Cool. Can a female MLB umpire be next, please?

/she can replace Angel Hernandez
 
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