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(CBS Sports)   NFL to have its first full-time female referee in 2014. Instant replay on penalties not necessary since women never forget anything a man does wrong   (cbssports.com) divider line 16
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2013-07-11 02:37:42 AM
3 votes:
Cool. Can a female MLB umpire be next, please?

/she can replace Angel Hernandez
2013-07-11 03:03:34 AM
2 votes:
+1 subby, but you forgot to mention she will be able to preemptively throw the flag because she knows you'll do it again, and once a month she'll throw flags even though you don't deserve them, but later she'll cry and apologize
2013-07-11 01:20:27 AM
2 votes:
since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!
2013-07-11 02:25:16 PM
1 votes:
There are a lot of guys who obviously didn't have strong women in their childhoods.  It'd be pitiful if it weren't so disgusting.
2013-07-11 01:22:12 PM
1 votes:

Lady J: umad: Lady J: there's quite a lot of point missing going on here

I disagree. I'm pretty sure that everybody here got your point and thus understands that you have no sense of humor and are easily offended.

Yep, im one of those miserable, nagging women who hates men. Which is why I hang out on Fark, which is populated almost entirely by men, many of whom seem to have a real problem with women.

You got me!


Where better to confirm your bias?
2013-07-11 12:51:34 PM
1 votes:

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Jim from Saint Paul: I could care less if she has boobs. I am sure that I will think her as incompetent as any other normal NFL ref. Meaning, of course, she will be infinetly more competent then the replacement reps and still a putz.

Good lord they were frickin awful.

How much less could you care? Just curious.


I could care as much about this as I do about that awful "Dance Mom's" crap my wife watches. That would be less.
2013-07-11 11:25:37 AM
1 votes:

Lady J: there's quite a lot of point missing going on here


I disagree. I'm pretty sure that everybody here got your point and thus understands that you have no sense of humor and are easily offended.
2013-07-11 11:03:18 AM
1 votes:
Submitter, thank you for your awesome chuckle-worthy headline.  You fantastic bastid.

Sincerely,
A married man
2013-07-11 11:01:31 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: If a player commits an infraction in one of her dreams, does he get called on it in real life?


Or if a player commits a penalty in Week 1, will she refuse to throw a flag, instead quietly holding a grudge until Week 12, when the finally loses it and throws him out of the game with a dramatic "if you don't know what you did, I'm not going to tell you" explosion?
2013-07-11 10:59:02 AM
1 votes:
If a player commits an infraction in one of her dreams, does he get called on it in real life?
2013-07-11 09:59:20 AM
1 votes:
Can't wait for the  misogyny when she screws up a call.  "ermagherd, refs were flawless until this damn woman came and farked it all up!"

Only stupid biatches even use this word
2013-07-11 09:30:30 AM
1 votes:

Carn: WhippingBoy: Carn: Can't wait for the misogyny when she screws up a call.  "ermagherd, refs were flawless until this damn woman came and farked it all up!"

Yeah, because if there's one thing sports fans are tolerant of, it's when male refs make a bad call.

I'm pretty sure there will be a significant number of retards who will shout even more loudly when this lady inevitably messes up a call and it will be fun to watch.


It's going to be like online games. She'll be subjected to the same unreasonable pseudo-hate and abuse that male refs have endured since time immemorial, and Social Justice Warriors and Internet White Knights will be wringing their hands and loudly lamenting about "misogyny", all the while conveniently ignoring that venting about a ref is pretty much status-quo.
2013-07-11 09:16:32 AM
1 votes:
Unless she wears a skimpy uniform, I'm not interested.
2013-07-11 09:09:39 AM
1 votes:

Carn: Can't wait for the misogyny when she screws up a call.  "ermagherd, refs were flawless until this damn woman came and farked it all up!"


Yeah, because if there's one thing sports fans are tolerant of, it's when male refs make a bad call.
2013-07-11 08:48:23 AM
1 votes:

Unfreakable: Di Atribe: /funny headline, subster
//would +1 if I could

?? You have TF. You can give this headline an upvote if you like it


I'm guessing she's on the mobile version, which doesn't allow you to upvote.

/Also enjoyed the headline. Nice one, subs.
2013-07-11 04:11:19 AM
1 votes:
Maybe as a Head Linesman or Line Judge. Can't see her taking the field -- certainly not Umpire or Referee. Maybe Back Judge.
 
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