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2013-07-11 01:27:59 PM  
Eh, in my house, it's usually that she doesn't remember the reason she was annoyed or that she remembers it differently than I do. Rarely is it that she perfectly remembers what it was she thinks I did that upset her.

/Fun at parties.
 
2013-07-11 01:37:59 PM  

dickfreckle: Fast foward about 10 months. In a small and completely unrelated argument, she brings up my not helping cleaning on the 4th...at top volume. I remember mulling my options. Do I point how absurd it is for her to basically tell me to hang out with my friends only to be irrationally angry almost a year later? Or do I just sit here and absorb a half-hour litany and apologize?"


I actually enjoy the feeling of self-satisfaction I get from absorbing it and knowing that I'm not being completely irrational.  Or saying, "you're right, you should dump me" and then leaving the room.
 
2013-07-11 01:50:22 PM  

dickfreckle: Yanks_RSJ: dickfreckle: If a player commits an infraction in one of her dreams, does he get called on it in real life?

Or if a player commits a penalty in Week 1, will she refuse to throw a flag, instead quietly holding a grudge until Week 12, when the finally loses it and throws him out of the game with a dramatic "if you don't know what you did, I'm not going to tell you" explosion?

One July 4th, my then-girlfriend and I were supposed to spend the morning cleaning the apartment we'd just moved out of. Bu my friend invited us over for the usual beer and grilling you do on the 4th. She said, in a sweet voice, "Go ahead and hang out. I'll finish up the cleaning!" This set off my Spidey-sense, and I repeatedly told her that I can always party later in the day. "Nah, go ahead! It's fine."

And this, fellow Farkers, is where I made the critical mistake known as "It's fine!" is never actually fine, even when said with a smile.

After a week or so I thought, "hmmm, maybe I dodged the bullet."

Fast foward about 10 months. In a small and completely unrelated argument, she brings up my not helping cleaning on the 4th...at top volume. I remember mulling my options. Do I point how absurd it is for her to basically tell me to hang out with my friends only to be irrationally angry almost a year later? Or do I just sit here and absorb a half-hour litany and apologize?"

I chose...wisely. And that, fellow Farkers, is why I still have a penis.

/ladies, please stop pulling this Count of Monte Cristo sh*t on us


I'm sure that's exactly how she'd describe it, too.
 
2013-07-11 01:53:31 PM  
Beeblebrox:

Jake, from State Farm.

What are you wearing?
 
2013-07-11 02:08:15 PM  

Guadior42: Beeblebrox:

Jake, from State Farm.

What are you wearing?


Khakis.
 
2013-07-11 02:13:16 PM  

MikeBoomshadow: Guadior42: Beeblebrox:

Jake, from State Farm.

What are you wearing?

Khakis.


Sounds hideous.
 
2013-07-11 02:16:10 PM  

Guadior42: MikeBoomshadow: Guadior42: Beeblebrox:

Jake, from State Farm.

What are you wearing?

Khakis.

Sounds hideous.


Well, she's a guy, so.
 
2013-07-11 02:25:16 PM  
There are a lot of guys who obviously didn't have strong women in their childhoods.  It'd be pitiful if it weren't so disgusting.
 
2013-07-11 02:28:12 PM  
Godalmighty, Fark's going to start greenlighting mother in law jokes next.
 
2013-07-11 02:39:17 PM  

dickfreckle: Yanks_RSJ: dickfreckle: If a player commits an infraction in one of her dreams, does he get called on it in real life?

Or if a player commits a penalty in Week 1, will she refuse to throw a flag, instead quietly holding a grudge until Week 12, when the finally loses it and throws him out of the game with a dramatic "if you don't know what you did, I'm not going to tell you" explosion?

One July 4th, my then-girlfriend and I were supposed to spend the morning cleaning the apartment we'd just moved out of. Bu my friend invited us over for the usual beer and grilling you do on the 4th. She said, in a sweet voice, "Go ahead and hang out. I'll finish up the cleaning!" This set off my Spidey-sense, and I repeatedly told her that I can always party later in the day. "Nah, go ahead! It's fine."

And this, fellow Farkers, is where I made the critical mistake known as "It's fine!" is never actually fine, even when said with a smile.

After a week or so I thought, "hmmm, maybe I dodged the bullet."

Fast foward about 10 months. In a small and completely unrelated argument, she brings up my not helping cleaning on the 4th...at top volume. I remember mulling my options. Do I point how absurd it is for her to basically tell me to hang out with my friends only to be irrationally angry almost a year later? Or do I just sit here and absorb a half-hour litany and apologize?"

I chose...wisely. And that, fellow Farkers, is why I still have a penis.

/ladies, please stop pulling this Count of Monte Cristo sh*t on us


as a married man, i will tell you:

truth is immaterial.  victory is silence.
 
2013-07-11 02:57:17 PM  

pute kisses like a man: dickfreckle: Yanks_RSJ: dickfreckle: If a player commits an infraction in one of her dreams, does he get called on it in real life?

Or if a player commits a penalty in Week 1, will she refuse to throw a flag, instead quietly holding a grudge until Week 12, when the finally loses it and throws him out of the game with a dramatic "if you don't know what you did, I'm not going to tell you" explosion?

One July 4th, my then-girlfriend and I were supposed to spend the morning cleaning the apartment we'd just moved out of. Bu my friend invited us over for the usual beer and grilling you do on the 4th. She said, in a sweet voice, "Go ahead and hang out. I'll finish up the cleaning!" This set off my Spidey-sense, and I repeatedly told her that I can always party later in the day. "Nah, go ahead! It's fine."

And this, fellow Farkers, is where I made the critical mistake known as "It's fine!" is never actually fine, even when said with a smile.

After a week or so I thought, "hmmm, maybe I dodged the bullet."

Fast foward about 10 months. In a small and completely unrelated argument, she brings up my not helping cleaning on the 4th...at top volume. I remember mulling my options. Do I point how absurd it is for her to basically tell me to hang out with my friends only to be irrationally angry almost a year later? Or do I just sit here and absorb a half-hour litany and apologize?"

I chose...wisely. And that, fellow Farkers, is why I still have a penis.

/ladies, please stop pulling this Count of Monte Cristo sh*t on us

as a married man, i will tell you:

truth is immaterial.  victory is silence.


Some men run then their house. Some men run around their house.

I run my house exactly like I'm told.
 
2013-07-11 03:33:04 PM  
Jim from Saint Paul:

Some men run then their house. Some men run around their house.

I run my house exactly like I'm told.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4vLZJhNEk
 
2013-07-11 03:59:42 PM  

TwoBeersOneCan: Jim from Saint Paul:

Some men run then their house. Some men run around their house.

I run my house exactly like I'm told.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4vLZJhNEk


A classic, even if it ISN'T rodney carrington.

/off to find Star Wars Cantina credited to weird al
//it wasn;t weird al
 
2013-07-11 05:54:14 PM  
Violet Palmer, the NBA's token lady ref, is the worst official in the league by a good margin.
 
2013-07-11 06:34:15 PM  

Theaetetus: I'm sure that's exactly how she'd describe it, too.


Actually, yes, she would. Some days later she was the one who apologized to me. She wasn't crazy; just prone to losing her temper for unfathomable reasons and, apparently, holding a grudge. Knowing this was why I just sat there and took it. Everyone has their quirks, and this is a thread where we're making fun of womens'. The day there aren't any threads on the internet making fun of men, I'll stop posting stories like this one.

If you knew anything about me you'd know that I'm the last guy to bail on a duty I had promised in order to drink beer with friends...unless I was very pleasantly allowed to. I should have known better, sure, but it's not like I told her to fark herself and send her down there with a bucket of cleaning supplies because I wanted to drink beer in the morning.

The ex and I are still friends.
 
2013-07-11 08:35:33 PM  

autofire372: Cool. Can a female MLB umpire be next, please?

/she can replace Angel Hernandez


Or CB Bucknor.
 
2013-07-11 08:46:35 PM  

tom baker's scarf: vossiewulf: since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!

well they remember what they think they happend, but they are militantly sure they are right.  Whether or not they remember correctly....


Perception is 99% of reality.
 
2013-07-11 08:53:53 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Dateline:  July 11th, 2013.  Radical agenda to encroach upon traditional bastions of masculinity proceeds as scheduled.  Agonized shrieks of our enemies are glorious to behold.  Will continue to monitor the situation.

Recommend that we accelerate preparations for Operation: Female Place Kicker.  Also recommend that we upgrade audio system at Feminist HQ to hear wailing and gnashing of teeth magnified ten thousandfold.  Note:  buy more popcorn.


Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!
 
2013-07-11 11:27:36 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: TwoBeersOneCan: Jim from Saint Paul:

Some men run then their house. Some men run around their house.

I run my house exactly like I'm told.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4vLZJhNEk

A classic, even if it ISN'T rodney carrington.

/off to find Star Wars Cantina credited to weird al
//it wasn;t weird al


I knew it was on the Bob and Tom Show, but after that I had no details.
 
2013-07-12 03:25:59 AM  

Gleeman: First thing I thought of...


No.  You didn't write that commercial.  Nonetheless, I will be voting for you in the next Presidential election.
 
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