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2013-07-11 01:20:27 AM
since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!
 
2013-07-11 02:37:42 AM
Cool. Can a female MLB umpire be next, please?

/she can replace Angel Hernandez
 
2013-07-11 02:39:45 AM
Bullshiat headline.

"Once completing the development program, Thomas could get a shot at the regular season if a spot becomes available. That wouldn't happen until a current official retires or leaves the league."

So it looks unlikely at this point.
 
2013-07-11 02:43:26 AM

vossiewulf: since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!


So you're a Seahawks fan?
 
2013-07-11 02:50:10 AM

vossiewulf: since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!


Well honestly, you should know what you did. Study it out!


/funny headline, subster
//would +1 if I could
 
2013-07-11 03:03:34 AM
+1 subby, but you forgot to mention she will be able to preemptively throw the flag because she knows you'll do it again, and once a month she'll throw flags even though you don't deserve them, but later she'll cry and apologize
 
2013-07-11 03:09:31 AM

eventhelosers: +1 subby, but you forgot to mention she will be able to preemptively throw the flag because she knows you'll do it again, and once a month she'll throw flags even though you don't deserve them, but later she'll cry and apologize


Stop being wrong & we won't have a problem. What exactly are you trying to get away with here? WHO IS SHE
 
2013-07-11 03:22:58 AM

Di Atribe: eventhelosers: +1 subby, but you forgot to mention she will be able to preemptively throw the flag because she knows you'll do it again, and once a month she'll throw flags even though you don't deserve them, but later she'll cry and apologize

Stop being wrong & we won't have a problem. What exactly are you trying to get away with here? WHO IS SHE


something about your profile pic tells me you have no problem keeping your men in line

*goes to lock door*
 
2013-07-11 03:28:21 AM
They review penalties?
 
2013-07-11 03:32:15 AM

davidphogan: vossiewulf: since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!

So you're a Seahawks fan?


You know what, that just made it all click.  Seahawks fans are like my mother: everything is always someone else's fault, and everyone is out to get them. No wonder I have such a viscerally negative reaction to them.

/yes, she's a teabagger, why do you ask?
 
2013-07-11 04:11:19 AM
Maybe as a Head Linesman or Line Judge. Can't see her taking the field -- certainly not Umpire or Referee. Maybe Back Judge.
 
2013-07-11 04:38:18 AM

vossiewulf: since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!


Dammit.  Next thing you know, some idiot actor will want to make spider-Man gay...
 
2013-07-11 04:41:47 AM
I like your headline, subby.
 
2013-07-11 05:07:24 AM
Here's hoping she's as, er...competent as MMA ref Kim "METH" Winslow

/or boxing/MMA judge Adalaide Byrd
//*snicker*
 
2013-07-11 05:11:37 AM
DAT ASS

www.deseretnews.com
 
2013-07-11 05:12:12 AM

Ishkur: Maybe as a Head Linesman or Line Judge. Can't see her taking the field -- certainly not Umpire or Referee. Maybe Back Judge.


I would judge her back but from the pics its difficult. Those uniforms are made for fat aging men.
 
2013-07-11 05:58:58 AM
At least she won't be the only one on the field wearing makeup and a tampon.
 
2013-07-11 06:39:23 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-11 06:44:35 AM

vossiewulf: Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back


Verbatim?  Try a version of the conversation that never happened, even if your house has instant replay and shows otherwise -- her memory of the incident will be the truth.

JayCab: Seahawks fans are like my mother


They get farked a lot?
 
2013-07-11 06:50:56 AM

coolio mack: Bullshiat headline.

"Once completing the development program, Thomas could get a shot at the regular season if a spot becomes available. That wouldn't happen until a current official retires or leaves the league."

So it looks unlikely at this point.


Also, referee is a specific position: The head of the officiating crew, in the white hat. She'll be nowhere near the referee's spot next year, or probably the next 5 years.
 
2013-07-11 07:31:37 AM

dragonchild: JayCab: Seahawks fans are like my mother

They get farked a lot?


kobebryant10.gif
 
2013-07-11 08:02:24 AM
but is she hot?
 
2013-07-11 08:06:16 AM

deanis: but is she hot?


Yes, that it the most relevant question.

media.al.com
 
2013-07-11 08:09:09 AM

Teaser: deanis: but is she hot?

Yes, that it the most relevant question.

[media.al.com image 240x360]


OMFG THE NFL HIRED AMY FROM THE ABC BAKING COMPANY?!

*faints*
 
2013-07-11 08:09:49 AM

Di Atribe: eventhelosers: +1 subby, but you forgot to mention she will be able to preemptively throw the flag because she knows you'll do it again, and once a month she'll throw flags even though you don't deserve them, but later she'll cry and apologize

Stop being wrong & we won't have a problem. What exactly are you trying to get away with here? WHO IS SHE


Hahahahaha
 
2013-07-11 08:16:00 AM

Di Atribe: eventhelosers: +1 subby, but you forgot to mention she will be able to preemptively throw the flag because she knows you'll do it again, and once a month she'll throw flags even though you don't deserve them, but later she'll cry and apologize

Stop being wrong & we won't have a problem. What exactly are you trying to get away with here? WHO IS SHE


Some how I think encroachment calls will double this coming season
 
2013-07-11 08:20:37 AM
I'm a female so I'm really getting a kick out of what sexist sulky crybabies you all are

/accidentally typed sexy instead of sexist initially... glad I caught that typo!
 
2013-07-11 08:20:56 AM
I've told many of my husband's coworkers about the stupid thing he said to my mom the first time he met them, and that was 13 years ago. It's funny, though. I don't tell it out of spite.
 
2013-07-11 08:21:15 AM
I read that headline as "first fully female referee."  There was a bit of a pause.
 
2013-07-11 08:21:33 AM

vossiewulf: since women never forget anything a man does wrong

Including the date, exact time, and weather, what you and she were wearing, the entire conversation verbatim going about two hours back, and that was the SECOND horrible thing you did that day, you want to know what was the first? No. Well I'm going to tell you!


HA!
 
2013-07-11 08:23:32 AM
flecom.fragmachines.com

+1, would laugh again Subby
 
2013-07-11 08:25:06 AM
Congrats Subby, that headlined just turned my frown upside down!
 
2013-07-11 08:30:23 AM

Lady J: I'm a female so I'm really getting a kick out of what sexist sulky crybabies you all are

/accidentally typed sexy instead of sexist initially... glad I caught that typo!


Oh great she's gonna use this thread against us now forever.
 
2013-07-11 08:33:23 AM

Lady J: I'm a female so I'm really getting a kick out of what sexist sulky crybabies you all are

/accidentally typed sexy instead of sexist initially... glad I caught that typo!


What's wrong with being sexy?
 
2013-07-11 08:41:18 AM
Hochules insists the woman have guns at least as big as his

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-11 08:44:44 AM

Di Atribe: /funny headline, subster
//would +1 if I could


?? You have TF. You can give this headline an upvote if you like it
 
2013-07-11 08:45:31 AM
I hear bears can smell their menstruations.. This is putting the entire NFL and their fans at risk of Bear attacks and no, not from those sissies in Chicago.  Real Live BEARS..
 
2013-07-11 08:48:23 AM

Unfreakable: Di Atribe: /funny headline, subster
//would +1 if I could

?? You have TF. You can give this headline an upvote if you like it


I'm guessing she's on the mobile version, which doesn't allow you to upvote.

/Also enjoyed the headline. Nice one, subs.
 
2013-07-11 08:49:16 AM

jpo2269: I hear bears can smell their menstruations.. This is putting the entire NFL and their fans at risk of Bear attacks and no, not from those sissies in Chicago. Real Live BEARS..


Well, that's just great. You hear that, Roger? Bears. Now you're putting the whole league in jeopardy.
 
2013-07-11 08:51:14 AM
Can't wait for the misogyny when she screws up a call.  "ermagherd, refs were flawless until this damn woman came and farked it all up!"
 
2013-07-11 08:54:02 AM
It's about time. How much state money goes into funding stadium upgrades, and how come the NFL has been able to ignore Title VII for decades?
 
2013-07-11 08:54:41 AM

abhorrent1: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 297x400]


I truly wish this stupid pic and stupid phrase was an action that required a  permanent ban  from the internet, not just fark.
 
2013-07-11 08:55:43 AM

Carn: Can't wait for the misogyny when she screws up a call.  "ermagherd, refs were flawless until this damn woman came and farked it all up!"


well since sports fans arent allowed to be racist or homophobic anymore, they're got a whole lot of unfounded blame-rage pent up inside
 
2013-07-11 08:56:32 AM

Lady J: I'm a female so I'm really getting a kick out of what sexist sulky crybabies you all are

/accidentally typed sexy instead of sexist initially... glad I caught that typo!


... and yet, even though you caught the typo, you still made sure to include it in your post anyhow in an attempt to leverage sexuality to get yourself attention.

Women are such whores.
 
2013-07-11 08:58:40 AM
oooooh! I just worked out what the ignore button is for! : )
 
2013-07-11 09:01:28 AM

autofire372: Cool. Can a female MLB umpire be next, please?

/she can replace Angel Hernandez


A farking door stop could replace that piece of shiat and make better calls.
 
2013-07-11 09:02:15 AM
I could care less if she has boobs. I am sure that I will think her as incompetent as any other normal NFL ref. Meaning, of course, she will be infinetly more competent then the replacement reps and still a putz.

Good lord they were frickin awful.
 
2013-07-11 09:03:19 AM

Lady J: Carn: Can't wait for the misogyny when she screws up a call.  "ermagherd, refs were flawless until this damn woman came and farked it all up!"

well since sports fans arent allowed to be racist or homophobic anymore, they're got a whole lot of unfounded blame-rage pent up inside


I just can't wait for the fireworks.  It will be epic.
 
2013-07-11 09:04:50 AM

autofire372: /she can replace Angel Hernandez


Ugh, that fuggin' guy. I've only really become a baseball fan in the last fourish years, and so I don't pretend to be a learned sage, but even I can see in real-time the horrible calls that asshat makes. And he is probably the only official whose name I actually know and who I can pick out of a crowd. That says a lot.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:39 AM

Carn: Can't wait for the misogyny when she screws up a call.  "ermagherd, refs were flawless until this damn woman came and farked it all up!"


Yeah, because if there's one thing sports fans are tolerant of, it's when male refs make a bad call.
 
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