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(CBS New York)   Hempstead (Long Island) students take their school issued summer reading list to the library in search of F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gypsy" as well as classics by George Ornell and Emily Bonte   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 18
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2013-07-11 04:46:50 AM
2 votes:
Those weren't errors. The students are to pick up the cheap foreign knockoffs of the artists' works. Saves money.
2013-07-11 01:17:13 AM
2 votes:
I'm preoccupied with Ornell's "1985."
2013-07-11 11:52:20 AM
1 votes:

theorellior: I wonder if they have a Ben Hur 1860, the third edition, the one with the erratum on page 116.


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the stuff that dams are made of.
2013-07-11 10:28:31 AM
1 votes:
"All Quiet on the Eastern Font"

"Animal Fume"

"Brave Nude Girl"
2013-07-11 09:04:02 AM
1 votes:
Now now, we should all calm down, share a refreshing beverage and discuss this like civilized people:

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2013-07-11 08:53:55 AM
1 votes:
Based on this list, I picked up the Story of Q by Paul Rage.

I farking love Star Trek novels.
2013-07-11 08:44:06 AM
1 votes:
I just finished reading Water Chip Down on my Sorny Nuk.
2013-07-11 07:44:28 AM
1 votes:
PaulRB:
Really?  Bringing politics into our fun fest.  OK, I'll play.  What if we find out that the person who came up with the list was a graduate of that fine educational school, Liberty University?  Or some other conservative poor excuse for a college of higher learning?

We know that can't be true, it's a list for reading books, not burning them.
2013-07-11 07:42:59 AM
1 votes:

Paris1127: What's a summer reading course without such literary classics James Fentiman Cowper's  The Lost of the Mohawks,Carla Bonte's  Jayne Air, or Marc Twane's F*ckleberry Hinn or  A Taxachusetts Libtard in Jesus's Court?

/that last one may actually be offered in certain school districts


You owe me a keyboard.

HighOnCraic: I'm preoccupied with Ornell's "1985."


Burt Singsteen, McDonna, way before Neveah.
2013-07-11 07:13:50 AM
1 votes:
The Diary of an Frank was a pretty good, grammar aside, first person account of Clovis I's reign.
2013-07-11 07:00:25 AM
1 votes:
What about Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds?  The expurgated version...
2013-07-11 05:08:30 AM
1 votes:
no one care's

reading is stupid u idiot's

get a job

get laid

DO SOMETHIGN USEFULL
2013-07-11 04:31:40 AM
1 votes:
My favorite is Rod Breadberry's Furryheight 4fitty.
2013-07-11 02:52:21 AM
1 votes:
Stickwick Stapers by Farles Wickens with four M's and a silent Q!
2013-07-11 02:35:21 AM
1 votes:
Rarnaby Budge?

Knickerless Knickerby?

What will be claimed:  The list was sent out "ironically", to see if the kids could even recognize the names/authors of great literature.

What will be the truth: List was typed up by teacher's aide hired to fill protected status category rather than on basis of actual ability to do job.
2013-07-11 02:18:16 AM
1 votes:
Did they have "A Tale of Two Titties" by Miles Pickens?
2013-07-11 12:40:42 AM
1 votes:
"It's sad," one mother said. "I read 'The Great Gatsby,' that was in high school, and watched it on TV with Robert Redford, but this here, I didn't read 'The Great Gypsy,' I couldn't find that nowhere."

*headdesk*
2013-07-11 12:31:37 AM
1 votes:
I always Jenny Austen's Sense And Sentimentality.
 
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