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(Entertainment Weekly)   If Clooney can play a gay Batman, Andrew Garfield wants some hot interracial gay spider sex   (insidemovies.ew.com) divider line 18
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2013-07-11 08:27:25 AM
4 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy:

media.comicbookmovie.com

But I poop from there...


fancydresscostumes.co.uk

Not today you don't!

2013-07-11 01:32:37 AM
4 votes:
media.comicbookmovie.com
But I poop from there...

2013-07-11 01:50:14 AM
3 votes:
Cartoon came around on my Facebook again the other day.  Wolverine and Spidey crouching side by side.
Wolverine: 'You know who f*cks real good?  Redheads.'
They fistbump.
2013-07-11 05:00:03 PM
2 votes:
what exactly about Spiderman's abilities and character would change if MJ was a man?

His ability to get me to pony up $10+ for a movie ticket, for one.
2013-07-11 08:45:52 AM
2 votes:

Waldo Pepper: no just don't want to see the spiderman suit changed to pink


i01.i.aliimg.com\ Heeeeeyyy!!!!!
2013-07-11 01:14:45 AM
2 votes:
Wow. He seems to have put quite a bit of... thought into the scenario.
2013-07-11 07:41:39 PM
1 votes:
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2013-07-11 11:45:52 AM
1 votes:

Wayne 985: MayoSlather: Wayne 985: I made a comment about this on IGN earlier: it was something to the effect of, "If you get passionately angry about this, you need to grow up and get a life." Predictably, it was immediately down-voted 6+ times and given bizarre, semi-racist replies by the hugely successful and socially healthy residents there.

To be fair the "grow up and get a life" sentiment is cliche and has an implied sense of superiority, in a word it's douchetastic; however I'm not exactly shocked people who invest so much of themselves in fantasy worlds would lack an objective perspective.

It sounds cliche because it's used so often and it's used so often in this case because it's often accurate. Modern America is awash in man-children who care more about the make believe personal life of a comic book character than they do about real life concerns.

Loving or hating a comic book or comic book film is cool. Spending all your time screaming about it or them and behaving as though Spider-Man were a real person who was being violated makes that person a loser.


There are plenty of "real life concerns" that are fundamentally insoluble so if you don't want to be a neurotic Dostoyevsky character you focus on easily fixable problems like making gay cartoon adolescent fantasies straight.
2013-07-11 09:53:43 AM
1 votes:

YodaBlues: AverageAmericanGuy:[media.comicbookmovie.com image 300x356]But I poop from there...
[fancydresscostumes.co.uk image 425x319]Not today you don't!


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2013-07-11 09:29:19 AM
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: Waldo Pepper: buntz: Waldo Pepper: no just don't want to see the spiderman suit changed to pink

[i01.i.aliimg.com image 827x1112]\ Heeeeeyyy!!!!!

and so it begins

Nah, he is going to paint the Iron Spider suit in rainbow colors and stick a dildo on one of those extra legs. He will also change his name to the farkinator and instead of arresting criminals he will rape them. Except the women, he will become their best friend.


And all of his witty retorts will be just a little too incisive and hurtful.
2013-07-11 04:37:06 AM
1 votes:
Most super heroes are kinda gay, aren't they? I mean, they are extremely fit and wear tight clothing. Just saying.
2013-07-11 03:46:30 AM
1 votes:
I made a comment about this on IGN earlier: it was something to the effect of, "If you get passionately angry about this, you need to grow up and get a life." Predictably, it was immediately down-voted 6+ times and given bizarre, semi-racist replies by the hugely successful and socially healthy residents there.
2013-07-11 03:30:44 AM
1 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com

/really, took this long?
2013-07-11 02:51:17 AM
1 votes:
So... he wants to get with another actor, but lacking the courage to directly ask for a date, he wants the studio to hire him to play his "pretend" lover in a movie? His idea of how the Hollywood casting couch works is so naive and backwards, it's almost cute.

It's also a potential job ender. When you've just starred in a mediocre superhero reboot, a film whose entire purpose was to prove "anyone can be Spidey because it's all about the suit, not the actor", you don't go making loud, public requests to the director about any sort of cast or script changes. You're no Christian Bale, kid. You're barely a Val Kilmer, and the LAST thing you want to do, for ANY reason WHATSOEVER, is start drawing direct comparisons between yourself and George "Helped Kill A Superhero Franchise For Almost Two Decades" Clooney. They won't be able to throw you out the door fast enough.

/meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds quietly waits for his inevitable turn as Spider-Man, hoping the shooting schedule won't interfere with his upcoming lead roles in Deadpool, Doctor Strange, Adam Strange, The Sandman, Hawkman, Aquaman, Animal Man, Captain Marvel, Captain Planet, Captain Carrot, and the reboots of Swamp Thing, Howard the Duck, and Batman (also featuring Jaden Smith as Robin, Willow Smith as Batgirl, Jada Smith as Catwoman, Will Smith as the Joker, and the voice of Tom Cruise as 'Batmite').
2013-07-11 02:39:14 AM
1 votes:

blacksharpiemarker: or...



/Shut up Garfield. Please don't ruin Spidey any more then you already have.


This thread could be entirely cartoon spider meme pics and it would come up aces.

Spiderman gay? Eh, Batwoman was a lesbian, so I just shrug. Will he be getting hhand jobs from Doc Ock? Will Kraven be craving some sweet Parker meat? Will Skip Westcott start wearning a mask as the Knob Goblin?
2013-07-11 02:22:56 AM
1 votes:

spicorama: Want to really get some anti-gay sentiment going with the general normally "do'nt give a fark population"? make spiderman gay...

/seriously make up a new superhero thats gay...actually i'm sure there are a few already...


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2013-07-11 01:22:27 AM
1 votes:
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or...

i3.kym-cdn.com

/Shut up Garfield. Please don't ruin Spidey any more then you already have.
2013-07-11 01:22:16 AM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x599]

"Sweet Christmas!"


So...I play this game on Facebook that has various Marvel characters, and he's one. I wish they offered that costume as an alternative.

Yeah, I put too much thought into that.
 
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