But I poop from there...
Not today you don't!
Waldo Pepper: no just don't want to see the spiderman suit changed to pink
Wayne 985: MayoSlather: Wayne 985: I made a comment about this on IGN earlier: it was something to the effect of, "If you get passionately angry about this, you need to grow up and get a life." Predictably, it was immediately down-voted 6+ times and given bizarre, semi-racist replies by the hugely successful and socially healthy residents there.To be fair the "grow up and get a life" sentiment is cliche and has an implied sense of superiority, in a word it's douchetastic; however I'm not exactly shocked people who invest so much of themselves in fantasy worlds would lack an objective perspective.It sounds cliche because it's used so often and it's used so often in this case because it's often accurate. Modern America is awash in man-children who care more about the make believe personal life of a comic book character than they do about real life concerns.Loving or hating a comic book or comic book film is cool. Spending all your time screaming about it or them and behaving as though Spider-Man were a real person who was being violated makes that person a loser.
YodaBlues: AverageAmericanGuy:[media.comicbookmovie.com image 300x356]But I poop from there...[fancydresscostumes.co.uk image 425x319]Not today you don't!
Slaves2Darkness: Waldo Pepper: buntz: Waldo Pepper: no just don't want to see the spiderman suit changed to pink[i01.i.aliimg.com image 827x1112]\ Heeeeeyyy!!!!!and so it beginsNah, he is going to paint the Iron Spider suit in rainbow colors and stick a dildo on one of those extra legs. He will also change his name to the farkinator and instead of arresting criminals he will rape them. Except the women, he will become their best friend.
blacksharpiemarker: or.../Shut up Garfield. Please don't ruin Spidey any more then you already have.
spicorama: Want to really get some anti-gay sentiment going with the general normally "do'nt give a fark population"? make spiderman gay.../seriously make up a new superhero thats gay...actually i'm sure there are a few already...
Sgt Otter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x599]"Sweet Christmas!"
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