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(Entertainment Weekly)   If Clooney can play a gay Batman, Andrew Garfield wants some hot interracial gay spider sex   (insidemovies.ew.com) divider line 90
    More: Interesting, Andrew Garfield, Spider-Man, Batman, Marc Webb, bisexuality, Mary Jane, Michael B. Jordan, spiders  
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2013-07-11 12:11:50 AM
I was promised that Prop 8 would lead to turtles; I'm not as big of a fan of spiders. Then again, what interracial spider flirtation might look like:
www.tokyotimes.org
 
2013-07-11 01:14:45 AM
Wow. He seems to have put quite a bit of... thought into the scenario.
 
2013-07-11 01:17:17 AM
Want to really get some anti-gay sentiment going with the general normally "do'nt give a fark population"? make spiderman gay...

/seriously make up a new superhero thats gay...actually i'm sure there are a few already...
 
2013-07-11 01:17:27 AM
"I was kind of joking, but kind of not joking about MJ," he tells EW. "And I was like, 'What if MJ is a dude?'

If Spiderman is gay, than MJ is the beard, NOT a guy.
 
2013-07-11 01:20:38 AM
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"Sweet Christmas!"
 
2013-07-11 01:22:16 AM

Sgt Otter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x599]

"Sweet Christmas!"


So...I play this game on Facebook that has various Marvel characters, and he's one. I wish they offered that costume as an alternative.

Yeah, I put too much thought into that.
 
2013-07-11 01:22:27 AM
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or...

i3.kym-cdn.com

/Shut up Garfield. Please don't ruin Spidey any more then you already have.
 
2013-07-11 01:25:42 AM
Whar OBVIOUS tag?
 
2013-07-11 01:32:37 AM
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But I poop from there...

 
2013-07-11 01:36:36 AM
Because he's not. That's why.

Go gay up some other character.
 
2013-07-11 01:43:12 AM

natmar_76: Because he's not. That's why.

Go gay up some other character.


Like Alan Scott, oh, wait they already did.
 
2013-07-11 01:46:57 AM
Fun fact: spiders basically reproduce by the male putting sperm on one of his appendages, called a pedipalp, which he then shoves into the female spider. This means spiders basically reproduce by fisting.
 
2013-07-11 01:48:16 AM
I basically used basically one to many times when I fiddled with the wording on that.
 
2013-07-11 01:50:14 AM
Cartoon came around on my Facebook again the other day.  Wolverine and Spidey crouching side by side.
Wolverine: 'You know who f*cks real good?  Redheads.'
They fistbump.
 
2013-07-11 01:59:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: But I poop from there...


Was hoping for a picture of him from Tropic Thunder...but this works :D
 
2013-07-11 02:01:00 AM

haolegirl: AverageAmericanGuy: But I poop from there...

Was hoping for a picture of him from Tropic Thunder...but this works :D



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Will you settlle for him boinking Iron Man?
 
2013-07-11 02:08:21 AM
Why not both?


/bisex
 
2013-07-11 02:10:41 AM
No thanks. Bring on Ultimate Colossus or Hooded Justice if you wanna go that direction.
 
2013-07-11 02:11:08 AM

PizzaJedi81: haolegirl: AverageAmericanGuy: But I poop from there...

Was hoping for a picture of him from Tropic Thunder...but this works :D




Will you settlle for him boinking Iron Man?


Hellz yeah!! Lol, never saw this before, thanks! What is this anyway?
 
2013-07-11 02:22:56 AM

spicorama: Want to really get some anti-gay sentiment going with the general normally "do'nt give a fark population"? make spiderman gay...

/seriously make up a new superhero thats gay...actually i'm sure there are a few already...


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2013-07-11 02:28:29 AM

spicorama: Want to really get some anti-gay sentiment going with the general normally "do'nt give a fark population"? make spiderman gay...

/seriously make up a new superhero thats gay...actually i'm sure there are a few already...


You know how I know you don't read Spidey? Because there's no farking way the fan base could be more pissed off than they are now with current Spidey changes.

Dan Slott. Superior Spider-Man

/drops keyboard, wanders off to read more Marvel
 
2013-07-11 02:39:14 AM

blacksharpiemarker: or...



/Shut up Garfield. Please don't ruin Spidey any more then you already have.


This thread could be entirely cartoon spider meme pics and it would come up aces.

Spiderman gay? Eh, Batwoman was a lesbian, so I just shrug. Will he be getting hhand jobs from Doc Ock? Will Kraven be craving some sweet Parker meat? Will Skip Westcott start wearning a mask as the Knob Goblin?
 
2013-07-11 02:47:39 AM

haolegirl: PizzaJedi81: haolegirl: AverageAmericanGuy: But I poop from there...

Was hoping for a picture of him from Tropic Thunder...but this works :D

Will you settlle for him boinking Iron Man?

Hellz yeah!! Lol, never saw this before, thanks! What is this anyway?


It's from a movie called Wonder Boys. They're actually secondary characters in it. Good flick. Check it out sometime.
 
2013-07-11 02:51:17 AM
So... he wants to get with another actor, but lacking the courage to directly ask for a date, he wants the studio to hire him to play his "pretend" lover in a movie? His idea of how the Hollywood casting couch works is so naive and backwards, it's almost cute.

It's also a potential job ender. When you've just starred in a mediocre superhero reboot, a film whose entire purpose was to prove "anyone can be Spidey because it's all about the suit, not the actor", you don't go making loud, public requests to the director about any sort of cast or script changes. You're no Christian Bale, kid. You're barely a Val Kilmer, and the LAST thing you want to do, for ANY reason WHATSOEVER, is start drawing direct comparisons between yourself and George "Helped Kill A Superhero Franchise For Almost Two Decades" Clooney. They won't be able to throw you out the door fast enough.

/meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds quietly waits for his inevitable turn as Spider-Man, hoping the shooting schedule won't interfere with his upcoming lead roles in Deadpool, Doctor Strange, Adam Strange, The Sandman, Hawkman, Aquaman, Animal Man, Captain Marvel, Captain Planet, Captain Carrot, and the reboots of Swamp Thing, Howard the Duck, and Batman (also featuring Jaden Smith as Robin, Willow Smith as Batgirl, Jada Smith as Catwoman, Will Smith as the Joker, and the voice of Tom Cruise as 'Batmite').
 
2013-07-11 02:57:13 AM

PizzaJedi81: haolegirl: PizzaJedi81: haolegirl: AverageAmericanGuy: But I poop from there...

Was hoping for a picture of him from Tropic Thunder...but this works :D

Will you settlle for him boinking Iron Man?

Hellz yeah!! Lol, never saw this before, thanks! What is this anyway?

It's from a movie called Wonder Boys. They're actually secondary characters in it. Good flick. Check it out sometime.


It sounds vaguely familiar...
 
2013-07-11 03:30:27 AM
I don't really care about Spider Man, but I think the answer to the question "Why can't he be gay?" is...because he isn't gay.  Why can't a gay person be straight?  Because they are gay.  Making a character gay just to make a character gay is not necessary.

Why can't Ace and Gary be hetero...?
 
2013-07-11 03:30:44 AM
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/really, took this long?
 
2013-07-11 03:46:30 AM
I made a comment about this on IGN earlier: it was something to the effect of, "If you get passionately angry about this, you need to grow up and get a life." Predictably, it was immediately down-voted 6+ times and given bizarre, semi-racist replies by the hugely successful and socially healthy residents there.
 
2013-07-11 03:50:13 AM

haolegirl: PizzaJedi81: haolegirl: PizzaJedi81: haolegirl: AverageAmericanGuy: But I poop from there...

Was hoping for a picture of him from Tropic Thunder...but this works :D

Will you settlle for him boinking Iron Man?

Hellz yeah!! Lol, never saw this before, thanks! What is this anyway?

It's from a movie called Wonder Boys. They're actually secondary characters in it. Good flick. Check it out sometime.

It sounds vaguely familiar...


It's really good.  Based on a Michael Chabon novel, with Michael Douglas in the lead (in a pink bath robe), a stolen Ford Falrlaine and a transvestite with a tuba.  And Bob Dylan won the Oscar for Best Song for it.

/one of my favorite films.
 
2013-07-11 04:10:41 AM
Oh FFS.
 
2013-07-11 04:24:31 AM
No. You don't throw out that many years of canon.
 
2013-07-11 04:34:16 AM

rzrwiresunrise: Oh FFS.


Seriously.
 
2013-07-11 04:37:06 AM
Most super heroes are kinda gay, aren't they? I mean, they are extremely fit and wear tight clothing. Just saying.
 
2013-07-11 04:52:10 AM
It's really "Amazing" how stupid ppl really are. Gay...superheroes. Why are you wishing this to be? If they weren't in conception then STFU and keep you lifestyle to yourself.

Clooney? Gay Batman? Not even sure where this came to be. Must in some closet that you people can't stop creating BS ideas about. He was NOT gay in that movie...no matter how you hold your wrist while watching it.
 
2013-07-11 04:52:44 AM
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2013-07-11 05:10:18 AM

rynthetyn: No. You don't throw out that many years of canon.


Unless you're Bendis.
 
2013-07-11 05:42:34 AM
Maybe they'll make a "What If..." comic out of it.  Mostly, I was just amused by the horrified reactions from the EW readers.
 
2013-07-11 06:15:30 AM
Spider-Man. Of ALL superheroes...
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Loose lips, spends 90% of his time squatting with his legs splayed...
He's gonna need to web up some strong diapers or a butt-plug to keep from being called "Captain Brownstain..."
 
2013-07-11 06:15:52 AM

Mad_Radhu: Fun fact: spiders basically reproduce by the male putting sperm on one of his appendages, called a pedipalp, which he then shoves into the female spider. This means spiders basically reproduce by fisting.


So does the Cheney clan, or so I've heard.

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mhd
2013-07-11 06:50:52 AM

spcMike: Unless you're Bendis.


Or Quesada

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2013-07-11 06:52:12 AM
Sounds like he wants out of his contract, honestly.
 
2013-07-11 06:57:51 AM
if Sony makes a gay spiderman movie is there any possible way that this could create some loophole for Marvel to make a non gay spiderman movie.

This is the only way in which making spiderman gay should be acceptable.
 
2013-07-11 07:25:26 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Sounds like he wants out of his contract, honestly.


No he's apparently serious. I think it's just a case of a young actor wanting to push the bounds.
 
2013-07-11 07:34:39 AM

PizzaJedi81: It's from a movie called Wonder Boys


I was an extra in Wonder Boys

/CSB
 
2013-07-11 07:40:57 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Sounds like he wants out of his contract, honestly.

No he's apparently serious. I think it's just a case of a young actor wanting to push the bounds.


or just trying to get his name in the news. His imdb only shows spidey 2 and 1 other movie since spidey 1 so either he is taking a break or his star isn't as bright as he thought it would be after spidey 1
 
2013-07-11 07:43:43 AM
If the Spiderman thing doesn't work out.

They could try a "down low" edition with Luke Cage.

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2013-07-11 07:56:31 AM

PizzaJedi81: haolegirl: AverageAmericanGuy: But I poop from there...

Was hoping for a picture of him from Tropic Thunder...but this works :D


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Will you settlle for him boinking Iron Man?


Yes, please.
 
2013-07-11 08:10:15 AM

rynthetyn: No. You don't throw out that many years of canon.


Really? I mean, do you read comics? Canon is only important until it gets in the way of the latest story arc, then it's out the window.

/Straight, gay, really who cares this much about these things?
 
2013-07-11 08:11:21 AM
Spider-man was straight?

/the more you know
 
2013-07-11 08:17:36 AM

Wayne 985: I made a comment about this on IGN earlier: it was something to the effect of, "If you get passionately angry about this, you need to grow up and get a life." Predictably, it was immediately down-voted 6+ times and given bizarre, semi-racist replies by the hugely successful and socially healthy residents there.


To be fair the "grow up and get a life" sentiment is cliche and has an implied sense of superiority, in a word it's douchetastic; however I'm not exactly shocked people who invest so much of themselves in fantasy worlds would lack an objective perspective.
 
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