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(Daily Mail)   Getting your lover's name tattooed on you is sweet. Not so much if it's a student you just had a six week affair with   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 67
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2013-07-10 07:34:28 PM
They just a whole thing.
 
2013-07-10 07:41:30 PM
Accidentally
 
2013-07-10 07:43:53 PM
that's alot of crazy right there
 
2013-07-10 07:51:47 PM
She accidentally a student?
 
2013-07-10 08:01:50 PM

some_beer_drinker: that's alot of crazy right there


Yup, but as a one time 15 year old boy I can say that having a crazy (and kinda cute) twenty something that was crazy slutty and wanted nothing more than please me dirty style is probably not all that bad.

Plus, when you start to fancy another, the Internet has provided a complete guide to how to simply drop a dime on little Miss Crazybritches without having to deal with any of the 'Why don't you love me anymore?!?' drama most 15 year olds have to deal with.

Plus, you get to be a victim, a victim who got to be a victim through multiple 'I'm a 15 year old boy getting a ton of blowjobs' scenarios. If you gotta be a victim, I bet most 15 year old boys would probably pick the 'chick kept puttin my dong in her mouth' option pretty much 100% of the time.
 
2013-07-10 10:47:42 PM
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-10 11:09:30 PM
Ok. That chick is nuts.
 
2013-07-10 11:10:25 PM
Pro tip: Never get your lover's name tattooed on you.
 
2013-07-10 11:10:31 PM
"Let me tie you up, it's so much fun?"

This was Christian Grey's teacher, right?
 
2013-07-10 11:13:58 PM
There once was a lady from Exeter,
And all the young men threw their sex at her.
So just to be crude,
She laid in the nude,
While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.
 
2013-07-10 11:15:41 PM

Nothing But Net: There once was a lady from Exeter,
And all the young men threw their sex at her.
So just to be crude,
She laid in the nude,
While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.


BOO! OLD!

/ok i still enjoyed it
 
2013-07-10 11:16:14 PM
Do you know when a good time to have your lover's name tattooed on your body?

Answer:  NEVER!!!

The moment you do, you start the countdown to the end of that relationship.
 
2013-07-10 11:16:54 PM
Too bored at being outraged anymore at a female pedophile getting a light sentence. Just let all the teachers go at any kids they want. Obvious the courts either in the U.S. or the U.K. don't care about justice.
 
2013-07-10 11:18:42 PM
img.timeinc.net
 
2013-07-10 11:19:28 PM
I'm more interested in the Helena Christensen story that popped up on the sidebar.
 
2013-07-10 11:25:12 PM
I know this should be common sense, but at any point in their training are these people told it is a very bad thing to fark a student?
 
2013-07-10 11:26:36 PM
FTFA:

'Your actions were selfish and motivated by a need to boost your own damaged self-esteem by encouraging him to have a sexual interest in you. You groomed him and when his interest in you faltered you sent him text messages and explicit photographs to rekindle his sexual interest.'

It seems that judge may have *certain* issues of his own.
 
2013-07-10 11:37:59 PM

bdub77: Pro tip: Never get your lover's name tattooed on you.


FTFY

Where where these freaky chicks when I was a kid?  What is it about cellphones that turns women into a total whores willing to send naked pictures?
 
2013-07-10 11:39:00 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk


24? If she's that frumpy now just imagine at 44.
 
2013-07-10 11:40:56 PM

RogermcAllen: What is it about cellphones that turns women into a total whores willing to send naked pictures?


they all have cameras these days, and cameras have always had that power
 
2013-07-10 11:43:20 PM
Hey look, boyfarking hot 20-something teachers of the world. Attention. I'm talking to you.

Ladies my name is Rebel and I am a soldier of the Forces Armed and Revolutionary of Kolumbia. I am also not a student at any high or middle school and am over the age of consent - in fact I am 35.

HOWEVER - and this is the big attraction - I look like I might be 18 and if I would shave I would look 14 or 15. Thus satisfying your obsession with putting more hair on a boy's face with your crotch than he has by himself.

The best of both worlds. Since I am really much older than you, you can have the thrill of farking someone inappropriately younger while also creeping out your parents by farking someone they think inappropriately older. I look like I need help learning what a driver's license is, but really my penis will always work and I won't suddenly start talking about video games in the middle of taking our clothes off and also I'm not so emotionally unstable as to become overwhelmed and start wondering if I'm ready for this.

(Then again that might be a turnoff since some of you seem to like playing with the feelings of teenagers, which is just sad.)

Call me, I'm at (0030) 43-20536 (1) 593. Or whatever the hell your phone numbers work over in UK land.
 
2013-07-10 11:43:42 PM
I saw a gentleman on a bus with a tattoo on his neck that just read "Fark Linda."

That guy hates Linda.

Or, he has to remind himself to be intimate with Linda.

Either way, Linda could do better.

\Ron Funches
 
2013-07-10 11:45:29 PM

illannoyin: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x425]


24? If she's that frumpy now just imagine at 44.


Frumpy? She looks pretty cute to me. Maybe a tad big, but not by much.
 
2013-07-10 11:48:15 PM

GypsyJoker: I saw a gentleman on a bus with a tattoo on his neck that just read "Fark Linda."

That guy hates Linda.

Or, he has to remind himself to be intimate with Linda.

Either way, Linda could do better.

\Ron Funches


I realize this was a comedian, but maybe that guy originally had his lover's name, Linda, on it. And then they broke up so he added the Fark part.

That's exactly why you don't put someone's name on your body.
 
2013-07-10 11:51:41 PM

hundreddollarman: I'm more interested in the Helena Christensen story that popped up on the sidebar.


THIS
 
2013-07-10 11:51:44 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-10 11:52:05 PM

IamAwake: RogermcAllen: What is it about cellphones that turns women into a total whores willing to send naked pictures?

they all have cameras these days, and cameras have always had that power


I was just tempted to post some victorian porn, but that's bannable material.

http://thosenaughtyvictorians.tumblr.com/
 
2013-07-10 11:52:05 PM
Pupils at the school became aware of the relationship after Langley invited students to her house to watch films.

They said she and the boy kissed and cuddled before going to her bedroom.


Wow, she's a master of discretion, that one.
 
2013-07-10 11:54:35 PM

skinink: Too bored at being outraged anymore at a female pedophile getting a light sentence. Just let all the teachers go at any kids they want. Obvious the courts either in the U.S. or the U.K. don't care about justice.


She wasn't his teacher. And the article implied (maybe I read it wrong) he was at the age of concent and they said there's not a lot they can do about her seeing him.

Still gross and wrong. And I agree with your sentiment.
 
2013-07-10 11:55:40 PM

Z-clipped: [fc01.deviantart.net image 451x393]


God I want to fark Benedicts brains out. That baritone of his is soooooooooooooooooooo sexy.

/sorry, minor threadjack
 
2013-07-10 11:58:29 PM
I was just gonna make a post to the effect that I don't understand why this kind of thing seems to happen sososo much, but then I heard Anthony Hopkins' voice in my head (as Hannibal Lecter) saying "he covets!" and then Clarice's cute FBI friend saying "we covet what we see...every day," so I guess I answered my own question idk lol
 
2013-07-11 12:07:05 AM
I'm really sick of these stories. I am ready to blame adult males for being low testosterone wimps and that is why these loser women are going after teens. The teens are eager and willing to give some sexual attention.
 
2013-07-11 12:19:03 AM
There are worse things than a lover's name to get tattooed on your body.  Probably not anything you're more likely to regret though.
 
2013-07-11 12:29:48 AM

megarian: She wasn't his teacher. And the article implied (maybe I read it wrong) he was at the age of concent and they said there's not a lot they can do about her seeing him.


Assuming both those things are true, then why was she on trial facing potential prison time in the first place?  I have to assume the relationship was not just "frowned upon", but illegal in some way.
 
2013-07-11 12:30:18 AM

Anastacya: Z-clipped: [fc01.deviantart.net image 451x393]

God I want to fark Benedicts brains out. That baritone of his is soooooooooooooooooooo sexy.

/sorry, minor threadjack


No no, do go...*ahem*DO GO ON...
 
2013-07-11 12:35:59 AM
I had sex with a British schoolteacher once (well, technically she was Irish but she lived in Manchester). I tied her up and she said later it was the best sex she'd ever had. Which was kinda sad considering I'm not a sexual tyrannosaurus by any means.

/csb
 
2013-07-11 12:37:14 AM

mrswood: I'm really sick of these stories. I am ready to blame adult males for being low testosterone wimps and that is why these loser women are going after teens. The teens are eager and willing to give some sexual attention.


I too, am sick of these stories.. if only because of the severe lack of "loser women" educators at my schools in the 70's

/disagree with the "low testesterone wimps" theory

///more likely that the twisted folks that have always been amongst us now get more media attention
 
2013-07-11 12:49:40 AM

mrswood: I'm really sick of these stories. I am ready to blame adult males for being low testosterone wimps and that is why these loser women are going after teens. The teens are eager and willing to give some sexual attention.


Well... you might have a point if the women in these stories were something other than teachers *EVERY FARKING TIME*.  How about - "If women would put down the Haagen Dazs and give a willing BJ from time to time, maybe men wouldn't give up on their fat, nagging asses and settle for vaseline and internet porn."
 
2013-07-11 12:52:02 AM
Is it good or bad that we pretty much assume guilt in these anymore?

Also, Jaba The Hutt eyes in first pic
 
2013-07-11 12:53:07 AM
This. Just ask anybody who has worked at a laser tattoo removal clinic. They treat a LOT of people who were dumb enough to get the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend tattooed on themselves and then the relationship ended.
 
2013-07-11 01:01:17 AM

fusillade762: I had sex with a British schoolteacher once (well, technically she was Irish but she lived in Manchester). I tied her up and she said later it was the best sex she'd ever had. Which was kinda sad considering I'm not a sexual tyrannosaurus by any means.

/csb


I like where this thread is going.

/I know, I know,... Fark is not my personal erotica site
 
2013-07-11 01:01:46 AM
DUDE!
SWEET!
 
2013-07-11 01:49:49 AM
FTA : you abandoned all self-discipline and judgment.

That's sexual attraction alright.
 
2013-07-11 02:18:25 AM
Damn I would have been all over that. I would still be all over that. Seems nuts though, pity.

/likes em kinda chubby sometimes
 
2013-07-11 02:20:04 AM
Guys get tattoos because they think it makes them edgy, tough, different.
Women get them them because they think they are artsy, special, different.
All they really are is conforming. They realize that they are just like everyone else that's doing the exact same thing.
And what's with women that tattoo their childs birth date and photo onto their bodies? Dontt they realize that it just makes them look trashy?
 
2013-07-11 02:22:52 AM

Wall_of_Doodoo: some_beer_drinker: that's alot of crazy right there

Yup, but as a one time 15 year old boy I can say that having a crazy (and kinda cute) twenty something that was crazy slutty and wanted nothing more than please me dirty style is probably not all that bad.

Plus, when you start to fancy another, the Internet has provided a complete guide to how to simply drop a dime on little Miss Crazybritches without having to deal with any of the 'Why don't you love me anymore?!?' drama most 15 year olds have to deal with.

Plus, you get to be a victim, a victim who got to be a victim through multiple 'I'm a 15 year old boy getting a ton of blowjobs' scenarios. If you gotta be a victim, I bet most 15 year old boys would probably pick the 'chick kept puttin my dong in her mouth' option pretty much 100% of the time.


Yes but his jerk off hand has to be getting callused from all the high fives he's getting.
 
2013-07-11 02:28:05 AM

MyToeHurts: Guys get tattoos because they think it makes them edgy, tough, different.
Women get them them because they think they are artsy, special, different.
All they really are is conforming. They realize that they are just like everyone else that's doing the exact same thing.
And what's with women that tattoo their childs birth date and photo onto their bodies? Dontt they realize that it just makes them look trashy?


It definitely records that they are sluts that got knocked up. I used to say "don't get a tattoo of your boyfriend or husband, who knows when things will change" but getting a tat with your kid's pic? What, you forget what she looks like?
 
2013-07-11 02:36:28 AM
Okay. With all of my trolling saying "what a shame that wasn't around when I was a kid", I have to say...
That is one psycho biatch I would not want.
 
2013-07-11 04:14:24 AM
It's not her fault the kid was named "Tiny Pink Dolphin on a Cankle"
 
2013-07-11 06:01:35 AM
subby, never end a sentence or a main clause with a preposition
 
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