jehovahs witness protection: She should have sprayed red paint on the dog to advance her cause.
calbert: "He told me then that I was terminated, he wanted my vest, my badge, and to clean out my locker and that I needed to leave."it sounds like she's always been a loose cannon, but this time she stepped over the line. How many times did her manager have to tell her the rules yet she insisted on operating by her own code. Well guess what, missy, that code of yours just got you your walking papers. I got the mayor breathing down my neck and reporters camping out on the front steps waiting to crucify me. Not to mention Sara's at her sisters with 3 sick kids and the insurance company is fighting me for the flooded basement. So I suggest you use this opportunity to clear your head, forget about the case, get your sh*t together AND GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY OFFICE NOW BEFORE I PERSONALLY DRAG YOUR ASS TO LOCK-UP!!!
Gene Masseth Jr.: I like how "If you see something say something." has turned into "If you see something shut the fark up or else we'll fire you for it." in this world.
LordOfThePings: jaylectricity: They have hot days in Ontario now?Yep, nearly 22 degrees.
jaylectricity: They have hot days in Ontario now?
Pray 4 Mojo: I would swear he realized it was me midair as the expression on his face changed.
haolegirl: a Doberman who got ahold of a guy trying to steal the radio out of my friends motor home, 114 stitches later and I'd be willing to bet the guy learned his lesson
Hagbardr: Malacon: Mike Chewbacca: It was 95 outside, probably 120 in the carA car can hit 120, in the sun, on an 80 degree day.If it was 95, it was most likely substantially hotter.I've used a station wagon parked in full sun on a hot day to sterilize bedding and clothes while fighting a bedbug infestation. It works well.
RatMaster999: safetycap: Click[i.imgur.com image 600x450]Or clack?[i.imgur.com image 342x282]That first guy is doing it wrong. I have one of those tools and hitting the center of the window will just get you a rebounding tool. Aim for about an inch in from the corner, and all you'll need to do is tap.
titwrench: Gene Masseth Jr.: I like how "If you see something say something." has turned into "If you see something shut the fark up or else we'll fire you for it." in this world.That you, Snowden?
GreenSun: I think the employee was wrong this time. The owner can't obviously bring the dog inside the store so he left an opening in the window for the dog. A truly bad owner who doesn't care about his dog wouldn't even think about rolling down the window. That employee is overly sensitive, most likely because she loves dogs a lot. It's not something you call the police for. There are far worse crimes happening around the city and a dog in a car with an open window isn't a reason to call them. No matter where you are, if it's hot in your city, then it's hot wherever you go, even if you leave that dog inside the house.
Anastacya: of her manager*
WTP 2: why does anyone take a pet if they know that they will be leaving them in the car ?????
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