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(WAFF Huntsville)   Man learns the difference between the "For Sale" and "Casual Encounters" sections of Craigslist the hard way   ( divider line
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16749 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2013 at 8:52 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-10 09:50:45 PM  
2 votes:
2013-07-10 09:10:42 PM  
2 votes:

doofusss: police escort for a dress sale?

"When the woman arrived WITH OFFICERS, the man exposed himself."

Way to stick to the original gameplan in the face of unexpected new developments dude.
2013-07-10 08:55:39 PM  
2 votes:
"My wife and I don't use craigslist.
because, frankly, we're better than you people.
I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone
Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here."
/borrowed, still amused
2013-07-10 11:04:12 PM  
1 vote:

Raiden333: Phony_Soldier: Between this and the featured partner links, well, fark is no longer my favorite place.

What, you're not just chomping champing at the bit to learn Eight Things You Never Knew About Roller Derby, every single goddamn day?

Pet peeve.
2013-07-10 10:35:41 PM  
1 vote:
A couple years ago I responded to an ad for a tablet. Woman told me to come over and check it out. I showed up to her VERY nice house, but she wasn't there. I called, left a vm, then took off.

30 minutes later she calls and wants me to come back. I explain that it's too far of a trip to make twice so I would pass. Over the next couple of hours she continues to call with increasingly more urgent requests for me to come back. She keeps talking about her divorce and need of
money. Her last call ends with, "Just come back...I'll suck you off too!"

To this day I am so glad she wasn't home when I showed up. That might have ended up pretty ugly...or a letter to Penthouse forum I guess.

//Penthouse forum - Google it kiddos
2013-07-10 09:27:51 PM  
1 vote:
So the sequence of events is

him: "yo u put up ad 4 a dress?"
her: "yea u interested?"
him: "no. wanna meet up?"
her: "yes"
her: (i better get a police guard to come with me)
police: "yeah we will come with you for some reason"
him: (damn she brought police...too late to back out)
2013-07-10 09:02:16 PM  
1 vote:
She was selling une dress,
He was selling undress.
Thanks to her duress,
He's now Plaxico Burress.

Simple misunderstanding?
Maybe, I guess.
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