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2013-07-10 02:34:00 PM  
Holy Fark.  I hope they were wearing their seatbelts...and colostomy bags.
 
2013-07-10 02:42:32 PM  
Before I watch it, did they survive?
 
2013-07-10 02:46:56 PM  

kimwim: Before I watch it, did they survive?


Yes, with only minor scratches and bruises.  Everybody was wearing seat belts.

No gore, just HOLY CRAP!
 
2013-07-10 02:51:41 PM  

phlegmmo: kimwim: Before I watch it, did they survive?

Yes, with only minor scratches and bruises.  Everybody was wearing seat belts.

No gore, just HOLY CRAP!


Holy Crap is right!

I saw a car once fly across the road ahead of me, on the high way, 3 feet above the road. Caught a pole, flung around the pole like a dancer, guy was alright. He didn't have an explanation for it. A buddy picked him up.
 
2013-07-10 03:46:04 PM  
Here's Kang's description of the incident, translated via Google:

"North into the bridge down is the reverse, first hit the road safety, then fly hit over!"

"Car accident who is 71 years old man, he said he drove to sleep...Thank God willing, our family is finally nothing serious, physical pain is inevitable, more distressed that Children who suffered child frightened (fear of a psychological trauma), these need time to recover. I usually have to teach children, the car must be wearing a seat belt habits, be there to minimize the damage. However, the accident vehicle suddenly fly out, really a chance to react."


 That's some nice translating there, Goo.
 
2013-07-10 03:52:57 PM  
Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.
 
2013-07-10 03:53:28 PM  
Asia.
 
2013-07-10 03:53:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Here's Kang's description of the incident ...


I voted for Kodos.
 
2013-07-10 03:54:18 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.


D'oh!
 
2013-07-10 04:17:49 PM  

phlegmmo: Pray 4 Mojo: Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

D'oh!


Ha ha!
 
2013-07-10 05:22:59 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Asia.


Meh. Imagine if everybody in the U.S. used dashcams.
 
2013-07-10 05:24:39 PM  
daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot
 
2013-07-10 05:24:43 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Here's Kang's description of the incident, translated via Google:

"North into the bridge down is the reverse, first hit the road safety, then fly hit over!"

"Car accident who is 71 years old man, he said he drove to sleep...Thank God willing, our family is finally nothing serious, physical pain is inevitable, more distressed that Children who suffered child frightened (fear of a psychological trauma), these need time to recover. I usually have to teach children, the car must be wearing a seat belt habits, be there to minimize the damage. However, the accident vehicle suddenly fly out, really a chance to react."

 That's some nice translating there, Goo.


Kang needs to lay off the bloodwine
 
2013-07-10 05:25:26 PM  
Is this the right thread to suggest that old people should be required to pass an annual test to drive?
 
2013-07-10 05:26:06 PM  
I run AdBlock Plus and Ghostery, turned off both just to see it, still didn't work. I'm sure it was awesome.
 
2013-07-10 05:26:35 PM  
tra la la happy day tra la CAR!!!!!
 
2013-07-10 05:26:50 PM  
A Fox network special!!  When Daewoos Attack....
 
2013-07-10 05:28:08 PM  
Scary my ass.

0:21s

Didn't even spill his fruit cup.
 
2013-07-10 05:30:06 PM  

oh_please: I run AdBlock Plus and Ghostery, turned off both just to see it, still didn't work. I'm sure it was awesome.


the "play" button up top is fake. got to scroll down.
 
2013-07-10 05:30:11 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Here's Kang's description of the incident, translated via Google:

...more distressed that Children who suffered child frightened (fear of a psychological trauma), these need time to recover.


So of course he posts it to YouTube so they can re-experience the event over and over whenever they want?
 
2013-07-10 05:30:24 PM  
DaeWOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
2013-07-10 05:30:59 PM  
Dude did a damn good job, he was driving next to a scooter that he could have sideswiped avoiding that car coming at him, making the injuries and such much worse.
 
2013-07-10 05:31:12 PM  

oh_please: I run AdBlock Plus and Ghostery, turned off both just to see it, still didn't work. I'm sure it was awesome.


refer NOT to the picture at top, but rather the video below the story words (not saying i had problems with this...)

also, gort dermmed wide trucks and their obstructin of the views! that truck guy only moves over at the last minute, and the victim had NO way to take evasive action. i can only hope it was because the truck was similarly duped by sudden lane change
 
2013-07-10 05:31:16 PM  

Obscene_CNN: A Fox network special!!  When Daewoos Attack....


"Daewoooo, doggy."
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-10 05:31:28 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.
 
2013-07-10 05:32:09 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is this the right thread to suggest that old people should be required to pass an annual test to drive?


That's ageist.
 
2013-07-10 05:32:38 PM  

hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.


Might as well lump me in that group, too - clicked it once, before I scrolled down to find the actual video.
 
2013-07-10 05:32:45 PM  

hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.


were both a idiot
 
2013-07-10 05:32:48 PM  
Good thing it wasn't a Hummer.
 
2013-07-10 05:34:31 PM  
kerplow!
 
2013-07-10 05:34:56 PM  

hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.


You IDIOT!

/Did the same thing only twice though.
 
2013-07-10 05:36:00 PM  
Reminds me of this one. Even more sudden appearance of the car.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tl2sX9YmRM

/first result in youtube searching for "suddenly, car" if the link drops. 
//best viewed in full screen.
 
2013-07-10 05:36:08 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a their website designer and editorial team are idiots


FTFY.
 
2013-07-10 05:36:13 PM  
Or, as it's called in Russia, Tuesday.

/should have let Kor drive
//it would have been glorious
 
2013-07-10 05:36:22 PM  
chalk me up as an idiot too.

/but be nice about it!
 
2013-07-10 05:36:27 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


That. Except I went through the process of permitting more and more sites (NoScript) before I just said "fark it" and abandoned the site as a piece of shiat.
 
2013-07-10 05:36:37 PM  
The guy with the camera driving did a pretty good job. He sees trouble essentially instantly, and he moves his car to the right.

It's a pretty good lesson for drivers ed. You have to pay attention ALL THE TIME, because there is no limit to human stupidity.
 
2013-07-10 05:38:12 PM  
Fark "slut shaming", we need public shaming for people who drive like assholes.
 
2013-07-10 05:38:12 PM  
I don't use personal vehicles of any kind, because, frankly, I'm better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.

/borrowed
 
2013-07-10 05:39:39 PM  

Booneht: Reminds me of this one. Even more sudden appearance of the car.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tl2sX9YmRM

/first result in youtube searching for "suddenly, car" if the link drops. 
//best viewed in full screen.


holy crap
 
2013-07-10 05:41:16 PM  
Should we install guard rails or trees. Let's go with trees.
 
2013-07-10 05:42:11 PM  

lockers: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is this the right thread to suggest that old people should be required to pass an annual test to drive?

That's ageist.


21 to drink in the states. 19 in my province, 18 in the provinces on either side of mine.

16 to drive.

What's ageist again?
 
2013-07-10 05:42:25 PM  
Fuuuuuuuuc......
 
2013-07-10 05:42:39 PM  

24.media.tumblr.com

Y'all be a slippin'
 
2013-07-10 05:43:06 PM  
I don't use personal vehicles of any kind, because, frankly, I'm better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone
----
When you eventually (finally) make it into the 1990s, give the rest of us a call on your Sports Illustrated Shoe Phone. Thanks.
 
2013-07-10 05:44:17 PM  
Honestly read that as scariest car wash.  Wow...I need a drink.

Off to happy hour!
 
2013-07-10 05:45:52 PM  
What was the last thing to go through the drivers mind?

The bumper of a Civic.
 
2013-07-10 05:46:37 PM  
Right rear tire on the oncoming car looks a little low. They might want to check that.
 
2013-07-10 05:48:17 PM  
Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.
 
2013-07-10 05:49:37 PM  
A stray golf ball almost hit my car the other day.
 
2013-07-10 05:54:04 PM  

Oldiron_79: Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.


Did ghosts crowd your young eggshell mind?
 
2013-07-10 05:54:19 PM  

Oldiron_79: Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.


C-20 or F150?
 
2013-07-10 05:54:31 PM  
Sky Kang? Oh My God, how's Penny!?
 
2013-07-10 05:56:33 PM  
If I remember correctly, the dude got up and went on his merry way...bought some lotto tickets.
 
2013-07-10 05:57:45 PM  
I ducked.
 
2013-07-10 05:58:05 PM  

Triumph: thismomentinblackhistory: Asia.

Meh. Imagine if everybody in the U.S. used dashcams.


No no, he meant it as a tribute. "Asia." As in, "Asia is so smart for giving everyone dashcams. theya re learning thigns about accidents that will save everyone's lives for generations to come! If only Anglophone nations were so scientific and concerned with safety instead of corporations paying off the grim reaper by gaming insurance rates."
 
2013-07-10 05:58:18 PM  

GungFu: If I remember correctly, the dude got up and went on his merry way...bought some lotto tickets.


This gif:

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/crash/grand/car-crash-fb89705ae6 d7 43bf1e848c206e16a1d7-1.gif
 
2013-07-10 05:58:31 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


It's not just you...
 
2013-07-10 05:58:38 PM  
Yeah, that was pretty much on the pants-soiling scale of scary.

I'm guessing the driver had, ableit mildly, better view ahead of the oncoming idiot was able to start moving. From the camera it just looks like he didn't have any time at all to do a damn thing.

Glad they're okay, but sorta reminds me that there's a lot of accidents like these every day where a family isn't so fortunate.
 
2013-07-10 05:59:31 PM  
And people doubted we would have flying cars in our life time.
 
2013-07-10 05:59:47 PM  
 
2013-07-10 05:59:54 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


Me too goddammit!
 
2013-07-10 06:00:10 PM  

puckrock2000: Or, as it's called in Russia, Tuesday.

/should have let Kor drive
//it would have been glorious


It's funny.  I don't speak Russian, but when I hear the drivers going on a rant about the accident they were just in, I know pretty much what they're saying.
 
2013-07-10 06:01:39 PM  

UsikFark: oh_please: I run AdBlock Plus and Ghostery, turned off both just to see it, still didn't work. I'm sure it was awesome.

the "play" button up top is fake. got to scroll down.


That's even more infuriating to me than a slideshow.
 
2013-07-10 06:02:10 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


I did as well.  Great minds, and all that.

Oh, and, daaaaaaaaaamn!
 
2013-07-10 06:03:26 PM  

kimwim: phlegmmo: kimwim: Before I watch it, did they survive?

Yes, with only minor scratches and bruises.  Everybody was wearing seat belts.

No gore, just HOLY CRAP!

Holy Crap is right!

I saw a car once fly across the road ahead of me, on the high way, 3 feet above the road. Caught a pole, flung around the pole like a dancer, guy was alright. He didn't have an explanation for it. A buddy picked him up.


I was riding with a friend on I-65 in Alabama at dusk when I noticed two headlights that were comming at us from across the median but were vertical instead of horizontal.  Luckily my friend was a good driver and swerved where it just barely missed us.  I could see it on its roof spinning in the road behind us.  Do not know the extent of the injuries but if it hit us we would have been farked up royally.
 
2013-07-10 06:04:09 PM  

Tom_Slick: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

You IDIOT!

/Did the same thing only twice though.


me five
 
2013-07-10 06:05:46 PM  

chachi88: Oldiron_79: Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.

C-20 or F150?


Chevy
 
2013-07-10 06:06:02 PM  
Makes me glad I drive a tall vehicle
 
2013-07-10 06:06:49 PM  

Oldiron_79: chachi88: Oldiron_79: Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.

C-20 or F150?

Chevy


Wait, I thought you said they were Mexicans?
 
2013-07-10 06:09:29 PM  

Mock26: Oldiron_79: chachi88: Oldiron_79: Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.

C-20 or F150?

Chevy

Wait, I thought you said they were Mexicans?


It was like a late 80s early 90sChevy, and they was illegals that is correct.
 
2013-07-10 06:10:10 PM  

Mock26: Oldiron_79: chachi88: Oldiron_79: Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.

C-20 or F150?

Chevy

Wait, I thought you said they were Mexicans?


The body parts were made in Mexico.  The truck, not so much
 
2013-07-10 06:12:07 PM  

busy chillin': hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

were both a idiot


Me dun be click three time idiot too, also.
 
2013-07-10 06:14:58 PM  
You got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfarker! How you like me now?

/Hopefully not obscure.
//DRTFA
 
2013-07-10 06:15:33 PM  

SevenizGud: The guy with the camera driving did a pretty good job. He sees trouble essentially instantly, and he moves his car to the right.

It's a pretty good lesson for drivers ed. You have to pay attention ALL THE TIME, because there is no limit to human stupidity.


Very much this. You may be a wonderful driver, but would you bet that everybody else on the road is, too? No. You should assume everybody else is an unpredictable, possibly intoxicated idiot who's speeding and texting.
 
2013-07-10 06:18:18 PM  

WordyGrrl: SevenizGud: The guy with the camera driving did a pretty good job. He sees trouble essentially instantly, and he moves his car to the right.

It's a pretty good lesson for drivers ed. You have to pay attention ALL THE TIME, because there is no limit to human stupidity.

Very much this. You may be a wonderful driver, but would you bet that everybody else on the road is, too? No. You should assume everybody else is an unpredictable, possibly intoxicated idiot who's speeding and texting.


I always assume everyone around me is trying to hit me.  Around DC that assumption is correct far too often sadly.  I've been in a serious accident before so I'd rather be late than dead.
 
2013-07-10 06:23:06 PM  
I submitted this one yesterday.  No video but one hell of a picture.

media.kentucky.com
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/09/2709266/violent-wreck-at-pine-str ee t-and.html
 
2013-07-10 06:26:51 PM  

12349876: I submitted this one yesterday.  No video but one hell of a picture.

[media.kentucky.com image 420x630]
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/09/2709266/violent-wreck-at-pine-str ee t-and.html


I see the stop sign worked.
 
2013-07-10 06:29:54 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


You're not alone, if it makes you feel any better.
 
2013-07-10 06:32:27 PM  

Raging Whore Moans: UsikFark: oh_please: I run AdBlock Plus and Ghostery, turned off both just to see it, still didn't work. I'm sure it was awesome.

the "play" button up top is fake. got to scroll down.

That's even more infuriating to me than a slideshow.


it is an image link that takes you back to that page.
 
2013-07-10 06:33:04 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: 12349876: I submitted this one yesterday.  No video but one hell of a picture.

[media.kentucky.com image 420x630]
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/09/2709266/violent-wreck-at-pine-str ee t-and.html

I see the stop sign worked.


That is one way of enforcing the stop sign.
 
2013-07-10 06:34:28 PM  

johnny_vegas: some others.....

YT: Второй день рождения


Some amazing luck there. Makes you shiver to think of all the ones that ended badly. Also reminds a guy never to go to Russia.
 
2013-07-10 06:35:07 PM  

12349876: I submitted this one yesterday.  No video but one hell of a picture.

[media.kentucky.com image 420x630]
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/09/2709266/violent-wreck-at-pine-str ee t-and.html


Lucky American steering wheels are on the wrong side
 
2013-07-10 06:36:14 PM  

lack of warmth: ArcadianRefugee: 12349876: I submitted this one yesterday.  No video but one hell of a picture.

[media.kentucky.com image 420x630]
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/09/2709266/violent-wreck-at-pine-str ee t-and.html

I see the stop sign worked.

That is one way of enforcing the stop sign.


It did, but sadly the driver just pined away afterwards.
 
2013-07-10 06:41:01 PM  

blatz514: Honestly read that as scariest car wash.  Wow...I need a drink.

Off to happy hour!


I did too.  It brought me back to when I was a kid and they had those long heavy drape thingys that just kinda slapped the sides of your car.  My brother would tell me it's an octopus trying to get in, and it would end with me in tears.
 
2013-07-10 06:42:52 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: 12349876: I submitted this one yesterday.  No video but one hell of a picture.

[media.kentucky.com image 420x630]
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/09/2709266/violent-wreck-at-pine-str ee t-and.html

I see the stop sign worked.


You magnifigent bastard
 
2013-07-10 06:45:18 PM  
Wow.  Amazing that everyone was OK after that.

I hope that driver gets thrown in jail and left to rot for a long time.  What an ass.
 
2013-07-10 06:45:33 PM  

GungFu: GungFu: If I remember correctly, the dude got up and went on his merry way...bought some lotto tickets.

This gif:

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/crash/grand/car-crash-fb89705ae6 d7 43bf1e848c206e16a1d7-1.gif


Better have, I can't unwatch that anymore
 
2013-07-10 06:45:46 PM  
I was expecting Kang to do a lot more conquering
 
2013-07-10 06:47:38 PM  

12349876: I submitted this one yesterday.  No video but one hell of a picture.

[media.kentucky.com image 420x630]
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/09/2709266/violent-wreck-at-pine-str ee t-and.html


Holt shiat. I have heard the phrase "wrapped around a telephone pole" before, but never actually SEEN it.
 
2013-07-10 06:47:38 PM  
Fairly minor crash. Something like 20Mph to 30Mph of speed?

For you seatbelt lovers.... keep using a minor statistic to believe that seatbelts 100% save lives. Or pop down to the hospital and look at the organ mess that belts cause in certain conditions.
Fact: The original airbags were designed to pop out at such a force to protect a non-seatbelt wearing male of average height. This resulted in short people being decapitated, even a 5Mph accident, as their seat was all the way forward. Airbags now come out at less force and are not-fully-active until a certain speed or impact force on the sensors in the front end.
When using a slimjim to pop a door lock, beware of the side airbag sensor. Unless you like the slimjim being a projectile.

/Lucky the car did not slice the roof off and then twice as many passengers to scrape up.
//If you ever in an roll over accident where you got ejected while wearing a seatbelt and the cops say you were not... Have the clasp hardware tug tested in a lab..... Damn things can pop out with the right amount of forces(tug slack tug). Saves you a load on insurance claims and higher coverage afterwards when proven to be wearing a belt.
 
2013-07-10 06:49:48 PM  
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-07-10 06:54:11 PM  

Triumph: Meh. Imagine if everybody in the U.S. used dashcams.


I've got one running every time I'm on my motorcycle, but I really haven't caught anything spectacular (just the usual dumbassery). I would have liked to have had it running in my truck the day a guy farked up on an interstate on-ramp in a construction zone and ended up scraping a jersey wall, overcorrected, then pinballed off four other cars across three lanes of traffic right in front of me. I was nearly involved in it, but I somehow managed to blow through a pickup sized gap without hitting anything or getting caught behind the now four lane wide traffic jam.
 
2013-07-10 06:56:57 PM  

acad1228: busy chillin': hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

were both a idiot

Me dun be click three time idiot too, also.


Same here. In my defense though, I was allowing a different script each time, and it appeared that the page was just reloading.

/full disclosure on my idiocy, after three times I didn't have it figured out, that's just my limit for allowing scripts on a page before I close the tab.
 
2013-07-10 06:58:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-10 06:59:33 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 07:02:49 PM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-10 07:08:48 PM  

Carn: Tom_Slick: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

You IDIOT!

/Did the same thing only twice though.

me five

Excuse me. Is this the meeting of the idiots club? Sorry I'm late, there was this video I tried to watch.....
 
2013-07-10 07:11:15 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

Me too goddammit!


I'M STILL CLICKING IT FFS!!!
 
2013-07-10 07:11:35 PM  
Gung Fu

I heard he was all f'ed up and still doesn't walk right.... If at all.

I think it was an episode of 'I Shouldn't Be Alive'.
 
2013-07-10 07:12:46 PM  
That'll clear out your bowels of build up.
 
2013-07-10 07:14:32 PM  
Daewhoops
 
2013-07-10 07:18:47 PM  

Oldiron_79: Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.


Perhaps they were just smuggling the Mexicans over the border one piece at a time.
 
2013-07-10 07:18:51 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


I did the same thing.  They're the idiots for designing it like that, not us.
 
GBB
2013-07-10 07:19:20 PM  

12349876: I submitted this one yesterday.  No video but one hell of a picture.

[media.kentucky.com image 420x630]
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/09/2709266/violent-wreck-at-pine-str ee t-and.html


GOOD NEWS!!!   We found your stolen car.
 
2013-07-10 07:19:42 PM  

cwheelie: Carn: Tom_Slick: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

You IDIOT!

/Did the same thing only twice though.

me five
Excuse me. Is this the meeting of the idiots club? Sorry I'm late, there was this video I tried to watch.....


I'm pretty sure it is
 
2013-07-10 07:22:06 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!    /and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


Don't feel bad. I didn't even realize I was an idiot until I read your comment. I just thought the video was effed.
 
2013-07-10 07:22:50 PM  
This clearly wasn't a Fark member, as they are all excellent drivers.

Nothing like those horrible drivers you find in Atlanta, Houston, LA, or anywhere in the NE.
 
2013-07-10 07:31:54 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Triumph: Meh. Imagine if everybody in the U.S. used dashcams.

I've got one running every time I'm on my motorcycle, but I really haven't caught anything spectacular (just the usual dumbassery). I would have liked to have had it running in my truck the day a guy farked up on an interstate on-ramp in a construction zone and ended up scraping a jersey wall, overcorrected, then pinballed off four other cars across three lanes of traffic right in front of me. I was nearly involved in it, but I somehow managed to blow through a pickup sized gap without hitting anything or getting caught behind the now four lane wide traffic jam.


I, too, am disappointed. That would've been beautiful to watch.
 
2013-07-10 07:31:59 PM  
They were very lucky.  They didn't spill a drop of that drink in the cup holder.

//Also clicked play at least 3 times.
//I'm also very much an idiot.
 
2013-07-10 07:35:53 PM  

FormlessOne: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

Might as well lump me in that group, too - clicked it once, before I scrolled down to find the actual video.


Me too. Two or three times. Like the driver, I'm not awake yet
 
2013-07-10 07:37:48 PM  
For some reason, YouTube is not loading for me.  Does anyone have an alternate link for said video?
 
2013-07-10 07:37:52 PM  

UncleStumpy: FormlessOne: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

Might as well lump me in that group, too - clicked it once, before I scrolled down to find the actual video.

Me too. Two or three times. Like the driver, I'm not awake yet


I'm a Linux tech so I figured it out right away.
 
2013-07-10 07:39:00 PM  
Pfft. That's no air time.

This is airtime: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FauOIjlWvO0
 
2013-07-10 07:39:53 PM  
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-07-10 07:41:08 PM  

Triumph: thismomentinblackhistory: Asia.

Meh. Imagine if everybody in the U.S. used dashcams.


A lot of cops would be more clubby-clubby and zappy-zappy. Cameras to cops are like holding a crucifix to vampires.
 
2013-07-10 07:41:10 PM  
me press play button tree times!

//still no play
 
2013-07-10 07:42:20 PM  
 www.walkervilletimes.com
RIP Sky King

/Can't believe I'm the first
 
2013-07-10 07:45:08 PM  
Brilliant of them to have the fake video just as a link to reload the page--they've tripled their page views at LEAST.
 
2013-07-10 07:47:56 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: UncleStumpy: FormlessOne: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

Might as well lump me in that group, too - clicked it once, before I scrolled down to find the actual video.

Me too. Two or three times. Like the driver, I'm not awake yet

I'm a Linux tech so I figured it out right away.


So your one of them educated folks I've heard about.
 
2013-07-10 07:54:36 PM  

shanrick: So your one of them educated folks I've

heard hear'd about.

/pet peeve
 
2013-07-10 07:57:56 PM  

Carn: WordyGrrl: SevenizGud: The guy with the camera driving did a pretty good job. He sees trouble essentially instantly, and he moves his car to the right.

It's a pretty good lesson for drivers ed. You have to pay attention ALL THE TIME, because there is no limit to human stupidity.

Very much this. You may be a wonderful driver, but would you bet that everybody else on the road is, too? No. You should assume everybody else is an unpredictable, possibly intoxicated idiot who's speeding and texting.

I always assume everyone around me is trying to hit me.  Around DC that assumption is correct far too often sadly.  I've been in a serious accident before so I'd rather be late than dead.


I've driven in DC before and it is definitely insane. Keep your wits about you in that mess. Plus, if you miss your exit, you'll end up in another state.
 
2013-07-10 07:58:38 PM  
After clicking that upper button a couple times, I scrolled down to read the article and discovered the real link.
I arr doh.
 
2013-07-10 08:03:52 PM  
Here's the video. It took a while but I've managed to embed it. Just click Play.

1.bp.blogspot.com

It might take a while as the servers are slow. But keep clicking!
 
2013-07-10 08:04:13 PM  

ElLoco: shanrick: So your one of them educated folks I've heard hear'd about.

/pet peeve


Sigh.  You obviously don't live on the west coast.

I'm getting tired of gracing you peasants with my presence.
 
2013-07-10 08:05:56 PM  
Not sure why people are calling themselves dumb for clicking on the fake video. Don't beat yourself up. You be angry. And never go to such a crappy, cheap website again.
 
2013-07-10 08:09:46 PM  

puckrock2000: Or, as it's called in Russia, Tuesday.

/should have let Kor drive
//it would have been glorious


A lot of the crashes in that video are run on the mill fender benders, but there's also some good ones in there.   Also I learned that many Russians listen to cheesy techno-pop music.

I want to know what they are saying as they are hit or hit things.

The weirdest one is the lady who gets hit by the car, gets up, dusts herself off and quickly walks away, with the driver getting out and trying to see if she is OK.

Very entertaining all in all.
 
2013-07-10 08:11:17 PM  

sheep snorter: Fairly minor crash. Something like 20Mph to 30Mph of speed?

For you seatbelt lovers.... keep using a minor statistic to believe that seatbelts 100% save lives. Or pop down to the hospital and look at the organ mess that belts cause in certain conditions.
Fact: The original airbags were designed to pop out at such a force to protect a non-seatbelt wearing male of average height. This resulted in short people being decapitated, even a 5Mph accident, as their seat was all the way forward. Airbags now come out at less force and are not-fully-active until a certain speed or impact force on the sensors in the front end.
When using a slimjim to pop a door lock, beware of the side airbag sensor. Unless you like the slimjim being a projectile.

/Lucky the car did not slice the roof off and then twice as many passengers to scrape up.
//If you ever in an roll over accident where you got ejected while wearing a seatbelt and the cops say you were not... Have the clasp hardware tug tested in a lab..... Damn things can pop out with the right amount of forces(tug slack tug). Saves you a load on insurance claims and higher coverage afterwards when proven to be wearing a belt.


You go ahead and keep believing that.  We'll mock your bloody smear with the same vigor as everybody else
 
2013-07-10 08:11:32 PM  
The Duke Boys got nothing on this guy.

Link
 
2013-07-10 08:12:26 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


We should start a club cause I did too
 
2013-07-10 08:14:13 PM  

WordyGrrl: Carn: WordyGrrl: SevenizGud: The guy with the camera driving did a pretty good job. He sees trouble essentially instantly, and he moves his car to the right.

It's a pretty good lesson for drivers ed. You have to pay attention ALL THE TIME, because there is no limit to human stupidity.

Very much this. You may be a wonderful driver, but would you bet that everybody else on the road is, too? No. You should assume everybody else is an unpredictable, possibly intoxicated idiot who's speeding and texting.

I always assume everyone around me is trying to hit me.  Around DC that assumption is correct far too often sadly.  I've been in a serious accident before so I'd rather be late than dead.

I've driven in DC before and it is definitely insane. Keep your wits about you in that mess. Plus, if you miss your exit, you'll end up in another state.


Truth.  And some people will try to back up to get to it.

/seen that many times
//yikes
 
2013-07-10 08:14:33 PM  

GungFu: Here's the video. It took a while but I've managed to embed it. Just click Play.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 645x319]

It might take a while as the servers are slow. But keep clicking!


Goddammit, it still doesn't work for me.
 
2013-07-10 08:21:39 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is this the right thread to suggest that old people should be required to pass an annual test to drive?


he flew because he fell asleep not because he is old.
 
2013-07-10 08:21:57 PM  

Nick Nostril: Goddammit, it still doesn't work for me.


You need to download the video from the repository.

Moran.
 
2013-07-10 08:23:37 PM  

Sgt.Zim: I, too, am disappointed. That would've been beautiful to watch.


Oh, it was. for those in the Denver area, it was on NB I25, right before Alameda. The guy was on the ramp that comes up on the left, he somehow managed to hit the jersey wall which sent him off to the right where he hit a car sending him left into a car which got him spinning back to the right where he hit a car that hit another car. I'm not sure how fast he was going when he got started, but while I wasn't about to lock up my brakes I was on them as soon as it started and was still doing 40 when I got through. That shiat was bananas.
 
2013-07-10 08:30:28 PM  

cwheelie: Carn: Tom_Slick: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

You IDIOT!

/Did the same thing only twice though.

me five
Excuse me. Is this the meeting of the idiots club? Sorry I'm late, there was this video I tried to watch.....


Ah. Here's my group. *waves*
 
2013-07-10 08:33:22 PM  

GungFu: Here's the video. It took a while but I've managed to embed it. Just click Play.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 645x319]

It might take a while as the servers are slow. But keep clicking!


I must say sir, I do like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-07-10 08:34:17 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: ElLoco: shanrick: So your one of them educated folks I've heard hear'd about.

/pet peeve

Sigh.  You obviously don't live on the west coast.

I'm getting tired of gracing you peasants with my presence.


Something something King Sh*t of F*ck Island something...
 
2013-07-10 08:42:16 PM  
You know, I am really getting tired of all these people shooting video and farking up the shot. Shaky cam in this one, vertical view in another, and so on. This a-hole could have put some effort into it.
 
2013-07-10 08:44:09 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: UncleStumpy: FormlessOne: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

Might as well lump me in that group, too - clicked it once, before I scrolled down to find the actual video.

Me too. Two or three times. Like the driver, I'm not awake yet

I'm a Linux tech so I figured it out right away.


I'm also a Linux tech, and I clicked it at least five times.

/been a long day...
 
2013-07-10 08:48:43 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is this the right thread to suggest that old people should be required to pass an annual test to drive?


Yes, I proposed this prior to my father getting into one. I say start at 70yrs old and it should be taken every other year unless their is an exemption issued by the state.
 
2013-07-10 08:58:38 PM  
you haven't lived until you've narrowly avoided being smeared by a wrong-way driver barreling down a highway on-ramp at night. minnesota, US highway 10 eastbound onto 694 eastbound before the interchange was fixed, the ramp merged with the left lane so you had to be going the speed of traffic when you got to the top. i was in a saturn station wagon, wrong-way dude was in an SUV. all i saw was headlights coming at me at about 60mph, my brain was all "i see headlights. i shouldn't be seeing headlights. why am i seeing... oh @$%!". yanked the wheel to the left and hit the shoulder, the SUV blew past and kept going the wrong way down highway 10. he never braked, never swerved, never even flinched. still no clue what the hell happened that night, but it was one hell of a sober six hour drive afterward.
 
2013-07-10 08:58:52 PM  
'. You should assume everybody else is an unpredictable, possibly intoxicated idiot who's speeding and texting.  '

When were you in Atlanta?
 
2013-07-10 09:30:53 PM  
I'm sure glad I took a crap before I watched that, otherwise I think I would be in need of a change of shorts.
 
2013-07-10 09:32:54 PM  

ElLoco: shanrick: So your one of them educated folks I've heard hear'd about.

/pet peeve


Hey, I aint ignernt.
 
2013-07-10 09:33:50 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The Duke Boys got nothing on this guy.

Link


That was nuthin'. This guy went air born, ripped his car into three large pieces, slid across the freeway, and lived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTjXRbBHeA
 
2013-07-10 09:36:04 PM  
If someone had just had a slide whistle they would have landed just fine,
 
2013-07-10 09:39:40 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


so did I -- fark
 
2013-07-10 09:40:50 PM  

Mock26: If someone had just had a slide whistle they would have landed just fine,


linky
 
2013-07-10 09:56:06 PM  

peeledpeas: Igor Jakovsky: The Duke Boys got nothing on this guy.

Link

That was nuthin'. This guy went air born, ripped his car into three large pieces, slid across the freeway, and lived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTjXRbBHeA


Well shiat, you got me there....Fark!
 
2013-07-10 10:01:24 PM  

magtec: you haven't lived until you've narrowly avoided being smeared by a wrong-way driver barreling down a highway on-ramp at night. minnesota, US highway 10 eastbound onto 694 eastbound before the interchange was fixed, the ramp merged with the left lane so you had to be going the speed of traffic when you got to the top. i was in a saturn station wagon, wrong-way dude was in an SUV. all i saw was headlights coming at me at about 60mph, my brain was all "i see headlights. i shouldn't be seeing headlights. why am i seeing... oh @$%!". yanked the wheel to the left and hit the shoulder, the SUV blew past and kept going the wrong way down highway 10. he never braked, never swerved, never even flinched. still no clue what the hell happened that night, but it was one hell of a sober six hour drive afterward.


Oh hell, I was the SUV driver, at least I was 25 years ago coming home from college.  I pulled off the interstate in nowhere, WV at 2 in the morning looking for a place to take a leak, couldn't find one, so I doubled back and took what I thought was the on ramp back to the highway.  The off and on ramp exit/entrance were right next to each other, but it was dark, there was a 10 foot tall bush separating them, and there was just a sign with an arrow that pointed right at the exit ramp.  I ended up going the wrong way on the exit ramp.

Same thing as you, someone was coming the other way fast and all I could think was "why am I seeing headlights?"  So I swerved right off the road well before the other guy got to me and then I realized the yellow line was on the wrong side of the road.  So I turned around, came down the exit ramp again, and saw the hidden entrance to the on ramp at the bottom.

Scary as fark, and I was in a 1986 Fiero, so I would have been plastered by the pickup truck if we had hit.  To this day I'm paranoid about making sure I'm hitting the correct ramp, but signage and foliage are a lot better these days.
 
2013-07-10 10:03:54 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

Me too! Lol
 
2013-07-10 10:05:21 PM  

Oldiron_79: Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.


Mine didn't have that level of gore but I did have a minivan in front of me lose the front right wheel or tire at 75+. Thing snapped straight right across three lanes, hit the breakdown lane and proceeded to tumble on it's side 3 to 4 times. It happened so fast I was a half mile down the road before my brain really processed what happened and I pulled over to go help but by that time there were a dozen cars pulled over so I went on my way.
 
2013-07-10 10:07:09 PM  

Carn: WordyGrrl: Carn: WordyGrrl: SevenizGud: The guy with the camera driving did a pretty good job. He sees trouble essentially instantly, and he moves his car to the right.

It's a pretty good lesson for drivers ed. You have to pay attention ALL THE TIME, because there is no limit to human stupidity.

Very much this. You may be a wonderful driver, but would you bet that everybody else on the road is, too? No. You should assume everybody else is an unpredictable, possibly intoxicated idiot who's speeding and texting.

I always assume everyone around me is trying to hit me.  Around DC that assumption is correct far too often sadly.  I've been in a serious accident before so I'd rather be late than dead.

I've driven in DC before and it is definitely insane. Keep your wits about you in that mess. Plus, if you miss your exit, you'll end up in another state.

Truth.  And some people will try to back up to get to it.

/seen that many times
//yikes


And people wonder why I insist that computers would make far better drivers than humans.

Sure, you're at the mercy of a bunch of programmers and engineers--some on the opposite side of the planet--whom you've never met and don't know you from Adam.  But having sat on a variety of engineering safety boards, I would say that I trust the skill and robustness of panel of nerds far more than I trust Billy Bad-Ass who may have had 2 beers too many driving home at 2 am on a Sunday morning after his girlfriend dumped him so that she could spend more time with that engineer who has money and a steady job.

That, and there's the whole, computers are never distracted, and it's always possible* to design them to fail in such a way that they safely shut down.  Also known as a fail-safe.

*Regulatory officials and local politicians' compliance is necessary to make sure the local infrastructure is equipped to support the applicable engineering standards' bodies' safety recommendations.  YMMV.
 
2013-07-10 10:13:17 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Y'all be a slippin'


Came here for this. Can't believe I had to scroll down so far.
 
2013-07-10 10:14:06 PM  
images.fineartamerica.com
 
2013-07-10 10:18:35 PM  

Lsherm: Scary as fark, and I was in a 1986 Fiero, so I would have been plastered by the pickup truck if we had hit. To this day I'm paranoid about making sure I'm hitting the correct ramp, but signage and foliage are a lot better these days.


See my comment above about local officials ensuring compliance with traffic engineers' safety recommendations.  We've gotten better as a society in the last 20-30 years, but there's a lot of work left to be done.  Unfortunately a lot of it involves un-doing things that seemed to make sense back in the 50s, and when shiat just doesn't break, it's hard to justify re-doing it until someone dies.
 
2013-07-10 10:39:41 PM  

Phoenix87ta: I Like Shiny Things: UncleStumpy: FormlessOne: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

Might as well lump me in that group, too - clicked it once, before I scrolled down to find the actual video.

Me too. Two or three times. Like the driver, I'm not awake yet

I'm a Linux tech so I figured it out right away.

I'm also a Linux tech, and I clicked it at least five times.

/been a long day...


This isn't going on my resume: I enabled every damn javascript on that page (one at a time, mind you) and clicked twice in between before I scrolled down.
 
2013-07-10 10:40:23 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

That. Except I went through the process of permitting more and more sites (NoScript) before I just said "fark it" and abandoned the site as a piece of shiat.


That. A fake "Play" button that only reloads the page you're on doesn't make YOU an idiot, it makes the web designer a malevolent asshole.
 
2013-07-10 10:53:22 PM  

sheep snorter: When using a slimjim to pop a door lock, beware of the side airbag sensor. Unless you like the slimjim being a projectile.


Side airbags are in a separate compartment from the door mechanism and they can only ever deploy towards the driver due the metal backing that they are installed on. They are not where the lock is. If you've ever had a door apart, you would know this. Heck, if you weren't a raging retard, you would know this.

So I'm gonna go ahead and keep wearing my seatbelt and not taking safety advice from you, gramps.
 
2013-07-10 11:28:09 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: 12349876: I submitted this one yesterday.  No video but one hell of a picture.

[media.kentucky.com image 420x630]
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/09/2709266/violent-wreck-at-pine-str ee t-and.html

I see the stop sign worked.


Goddamn, I'd TotalFark you if I wasn't broke.
 
2013-07-11 12:08:45 AM  

tetsoushima: puckrock2000: Or, as it's called in Russia, Tuesday.

/should have let Kor drive
//it would have been glorious

It's funny.  I don't speak Russian, but when I hear the drivers going on a rant about the accident they were just in, I know pretty much what they're saying.


"HOLY F*CKING SH*T!!!" translates about the same in virtually every language.
 
2013-07-11 12:21:07 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 256x308]


My copy doesn't work anymore. :(
 
2013-07-11 12:52:11 AM  

Triumph: thismomentinblackhistory: Asia.

Meh. Imagine if everybody in the U.S. used dashcams.


If I had a dashcam I would have great footage from my morning commute today of some teenage asshat with cornrows T-boning his Challenger into an F-150. Challenger completely totalled, pickup truck maybe scratched with a minor dent. Luckily both got out and walked away.
 
2013-07-11 01:09:01 AM  

peeledpeas: Igor Jakovsky: The Duke Boys got nothing on this guy.

Link

That was nuthin'. This guy went air born, ripped his car into three large pieces, slid across the freeway, and lived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTjXRbBHeA


Jesus, that was like watching a Korean ICBM trying to take off.
 
2013-07-11 01:15:31 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
/came outta nowhere
 
2013-07-11 01:33:09 AM  
What I am wondering is, why didn't the big black thing (trailer?) in front of the Corolla, or even the Corolla itself swerve quickly out of the way to avoid it? it seemed like they moved over a little bit, and didn't exactly do it quickly either.
 
2013-07-11 02:04:27 AM  
I want to go in my sleep like my grampa did.
Not like the other 3 people in the car.
 
2013-07-11 02:46:44 AM  

fusillade762: A stray golf ball almost hit my car the other day.


If it was a Callaway Hex Hot #4 with a couple of green Sharpie marks it on it...wasn't mine.  Mine's right here by my foot and just inside the OB stake.
 
2013-07-11 03:26:46 AM  

Oldiron_79: Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.


I-19?

Swear to God, if I had more sense I'd stay the fark off I-19. The amount of skid marks leading straight off the side of the road into the quite-sizable ditch is alarming; the percentage of those that cross over on the way off (indicating a spin) even more so.

/ And trucks/trailers loaded up with junk to within a cm of the lowest bridge between Tucson and Nogales
// And trees growing out of the median-side shoulder
/// Oh, and if someone knocks some armco out of the ground? Stick some traffic cones in front of it; they'll know it's not safe to hit it there
 
2013-07-11 05:05:47 AM  
meh, Common minor daily mishap in Korea. There used to be an electronic scoreboard when driving into Seoul the was updated with accidents, injuries, and deaths. It was often in the double and triple digits on the death column.

What I was really waiting for was someone to reach back and slap those screaming brats.
 
2013-07-11 05:34:40 AM  
If the kimchi in the cup holder doesn't spill, it ceases to be scary.
 
2013-07-11 06:01:29 AM  
People love to talk about how litigious America is, but it seems like everywhere else in the world where dashboard cams are standard equipment. And who the fark takes a relaxing drive on a city street?
 
2013-07-11 06:07:40 AM  

Crewmannumber6: People love to talk about how litigious America is, but it seems like everywhere else in the world where dashboard cams are standard equipment. And who the fark takes a relaxing drive on a city street?


I'm sure dashcams will be a thing here once America becomes an irresponsible wild kleptocracy, essentially run by out of work henchmen.
 
2013-07-11 06:08:58 AM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


I clicked it 5 times. I'm a bigger idiot.
 
2013-07-11 06:21:58 AM  

Crewmannumber6: People love to talk about how litigious America is, but it seems like everywhere else in the world where dashboard cams are standard equipment. And who the fark takes a relaxing drive on a city street?


People want to try to win lawsuits. How would dashcams help?
 
2013-07-11 06:50:10 AM  

shanrick: Mock26: If someone had just had a slide whistle they would have landed just fine,

linky



More appropriate link.
 
2013-07-11 09:01:00 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Here's Kang's description of the incident, translated via Google:

"North into the bridge down is the reverse, first hit the road safety, then fly hit over!"

"Car accident who is 71 years old man, he said he drove to sleep...Thank God willing, our family is finally nothing serious, physical pain is inevitable, more distressed that Children who suffered child frightened (fear of a psychological trauma), these need time to recover. I usually have to teach children, the car must be wearing a seat belt habits, be there to minimize the damage. However, the accident vehicle suddenly fly out, really a chance to react."

 That's some nice translating there, Goo.


This. Why the f would you even include that in your article??
 
2013-07-11 10:05:01 AM  
Daewoo!!!!  Werewolves of London.

Daewoo!!!!!!
 
2013-07-11 10:34:22 AM  

hundreddollarman: You got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfarker! How you like me now?

/Hopefully not obscure.
//DRTFA


www.moviefancentral.com
 
2013-07-11 05:21:22 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


Me too! It farking says PLAY after all. WTF people!
 
2013-07-11 06:51:01 PM  

CoysOdie: I want to go in my sleep like my grampa did.
Not like the other 3 people in the car.


I used to go in my sleep, back when I was a kid.

They make special rubber sheets...
 
2013-07-11 09:07:14 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


Yeah, so did I...

My excuse is that I'm on my phone, and the pic was really small, I was assuming it was a play button. I tried 3 times before scrolling down to see if I was missing something. Reloaded the stupid article each time.
 
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