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2013-07-10 07:12:46 PM  
That'll clear out your bowels of build up.
 
2013-07-10 07:14:32 PM  
Daewhoops
 
2013-07-10 07:18:47 PM  

Oldiron_79: Worst wreck I seen was a roll over with a pickup whose bed was full of illegal mexicans. There where body parts strewn all over the highway.


Perhaps they were just smuggling the Mexicans over the border one piece at a time.
 
2013-07-10 07:18:51 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


I did the same thing.  They're the idiots for designing it like that, not us.
 
GBB
2013-07-10 07:19:20 PM  

12349876: I submitted this one yesterday.  No video but one hell of a picture.

[media.kentucky.com image 420x630]
http://www.kentucky.com/2013/07/09/2709266/violent-wreck-at-pine-str ee t-and.html


GOOD NEWS!!!   We found your stolen car.
 
2013-07-10 07:19:42 PM  

cwheelie: Carn: Tom_Slick: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

You IDIOT!

/Did the same thing only twice though.

me five
Excuse me. Is this the meeting of the idiots club? Sorry I'm late, there was this video I tried to watch.....


I'm pretty sure it is
 
2013-07-10 07:22:06 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!    /and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


Don't feel bad. I didn't even realize I was an idiot until I read your comment. I just thought the video was effed.
 
2013-07-10 07:22:50 PM  
This clearly wasn't a Fark member, as they are all excellent drivers.

Nothing like those horrible drivers you find in Atlanta, Houston, LA, or anywhere in the NE.
 
2013-07-10 07:31:54 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Triumph: Meh. Imagine if everybody in the U.S. used dashcams.

I've got one running every time I'm on my motorcycle, but I really haven't caught anything spectacular (just the usual dumbassery). I would have liked to have had it running in my truck the day a guy farked up on an interstate on-ramp in a construction zone and ended up scraping a jersey wall, overcorrected, then pinballed off four other cars across three lanes of traffic right in front of me. I was nearly involved in it, but I somehow managed to blow through a pickup sized gap without hitting anything or getting caught behind the now four lane wide traffic jam.


I, too, am disappointed. That would've been beautiful to watch.
 
2013-07-10 07:31:59 PM  
They were very lucky.  They didn't spill a drop of that drink in the cup holder.

//Also clicked play at least 3 times.
//I'm also very much an idiot.
 
2013-07-10 07:35:53 PM  

FormlessOne: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

Might as well lump me in that group, too - clicked it once, before I scrolled down to find the actual video.


Me too. Two or three times. Like the driver, I'm not awake yet
 
2013-07-10 07:37:48 PM  
For some reason, YouTube is not loading for me.  Does anyone have an alternate link for said video?
 
2013-07-10 07:37:52 PM  

UncleStumpy: FormlessOne: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

Might as well lump me in that group, too - clicked it once, before I scrolled down to find the actual video.

Me too. Two or three times. Like the driver, I'm not awake yet


I'm a Linux tech so I figured it out right away.
 
2013-07-10 07:39:00 PM  
Pfft. That's no air time.

This is airtime: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FauOIjlWvO0
 
2013-07-10 07:39:53 PM  
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-07-10 07:41:08 PM  

Triumph: thismomentinblackhistory: Asia.

Meh. Imagine if everybody in the U.S. used dashcams.


A lot of cops would be more clubby-clubby and zappy-zappy. Cameras to cops are like holding a crucifix to vampires.
 
2013-07-10 07:41:10 PM  
me press play button tree times!

//still no play
 
2013-07-10 07:42:20 PM  
 www.walkervilletimes.com
RIP Sky King

/Can't believe I'm the first
 
2013-07-10 07:45:08 PM  
Brilliant of them to have the fake video just as a link to reload the page--they've tripled their page views at LEAST.
 
2013-07-10 07:47:56 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: UncleStumpy: FormlessOne: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

Might as well lump me in that group, too - clicked it once, before I scrolled down to find the actual video.

Me too. Two or three times. Like the driver, I'm not awake yet

I'm a Linux tech so I figured it out right away.


So your one of them educated folks I've heard about.
 
2013-07-10 07:54:36 PM  

shanrick: So your one of them educated folks I've

heard hear'd about.

/pet peeve
 
2013-07-10 07:57:56 PM  

Carn: WordyGrrl: SevenizGud: The guy with the camera driving did a pretty good job. He sees trouble essentially instantly, and he moves his car to the right.

It's a pretty good lesson for drivers ed. You have to pay attention ALL THE TIME, because there is no limit to human stupidity.

Very much this. You may be a wonderful driver, but would you bet that everybody else on the road is, too? No. You should assume everybody else is an unpredictable, possibly intoxicated idiot who's speeding and texting.

I always assume everyone around me is trying to hit me.  Around DC that assumption is correct far too often sadly.  I've been in a serious accident before so I'd rather be late than dead.


I've driven in DC before and it is definitely insane. Keep your wits about you in that mess. Plus, if you miss your exit, you'll end up in another state.
 
2013-07-10 07:58:38 PM  
After clicking that upper button a couple times, I scrolled down to read the article and discovered the real link.
I arr doh.
 
2013-07-10 08:03:52 PM  
Here's the video. It took a while but I've managed to embed it. Just click Play.

1.bp.blogspot.com

It might take a while as the servers are slow. But keep clicking!
 
2013-07-10 08:04:13 PM  

ElLoco: shanrick: So your one of them educated folks I've heard hear'd about.

/pet peeve


Sigh.  You obviously don't live on the west coast.

I'm getting tired of gracing you peasants with my presence.
 
2013-07-10 08:05:56 PM  
Not sure why people are calling themselves dumb for clicking on the fake video. Don't beat yourself up. You be angry. And never go to such a crappy, cheap website again.
 
2013-07-10 08:09:46 PM  

puckrock2000: Or, as it's called in Russia, Tuesday.

/should have let Kor drive
//it would have been glorious


A lot of the crashes in that video are run on the mill fender benders, but there's also some good ones in there.   Also I learned that many Russians listen to cheesy techno-pop music.

I want to know what they are saying as they are hit or hit things.

The weirdest one is the lady who gets hit by the car, gets up, dusts herself off and quickly walks away, with the driver getting out and trying to see if she is OK.

Very entertaining all in all.
 
2013-07-10 08:11:17 PM  

sheep snorter: Fairly minor crash. Something like 20Mph to 30Mph of speed?

For you seatbelt lovers.... keep using a minor statistic to believe that seatbelts 100% save lives. Or pop down to the hospital and look at the organ mess that belts cause in certain conditions.
Fact: The original airbags were designed to pop out at such a force to protect a non-seatbelt wearing male of average height. This resulted in short people being decapitated, even a 5Mph accident, as their seat was all the way forward. Airbags now come out at less force and are not-fully-active until a certain speed or impact force on the sensors in the front end.
When using a slimjim to pop a door lock, beware of the side airbag sensor. Unless you like the slimjim being a projectile.

/Lucky the car did not slice the roof off and then twice as many passengers to scrape up.
//If you ever in an roll over accident where you got ejected while wearing a seatbelt and the cops say you were not... Have the clasp hardware tug tested in a lab..... Damn things can pop out with the right amount of forces(tug slack tug). Saves you a load on insurance claims and higher coverage afterwards when proven to be wearing a belt.


You go ahead and keep believing that.  We'll mock your bloody smear with the same vigor as everybody else
 
2013-07-10 08:11:32 PM  
The Duke Boys got nothing on this guy.

Link
 
2013-07-10 08:12:26 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


We should start a club cause I did too
 
2013-07-10 08:14:13 PM  

WordyGrrl: Carn: WordyGrrl: SevenizGud: The guy with the camera driving did a pretty good job. He sees trouble essentially instantly, and he moves his car to the right.

It's a pretty good lesson for drivers ed. You have to pay attention ALL THE TIME, because there is no limit to human stupidity.

Very much this. You may be a wonderful driver, but would you bet that everybody else on the road is, too? No. You should assume everybody else is an unpredictable, possibly intoxicated idiot who's speeding and texting.

I always assume everyone around me is trying to hit me.  Around DC that assumption is correct far too often sadly.  I've been in a serious accident before so I'd rather be late than dead.

I've driven in DC before and it is definitely insane. Keep your wits about you in that mess. Plus, if you miss your exit, you'll end up in another state.


Truth.  And some people will try to back up to get to it.

/seen that many times
//yikes
 
2013-07-10 08:14:33 PM  

GungFu: Here's the video. It took a while but I've managed to embed it. Just click Play.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 645x319]

It might take a while as the servers are slow. But keep clicking!


Goddammit, it still doesn't work for me.
 
2013-07-10 08:21:39 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is this the right thread to suggest that old people should be required to pass an annual test to drive?


he flew because he fell asleep not because he is old.
 
2013-07-10 08:21:57 PM  

Nick Nostril: Goddammit, it still doesn't work for me.


You need to download the video from the repository.

Moran.
 
2013-07-10 08:23:37 PM  

Sgt.Zim: I, too, am disappointed. That would've been beautiful to watch.


Oh, it was. for those in the Denver area, it was on NB I25, right before Alameda. The guy was on the ramp that comes up on the left, he somehow managed to hit the jersey wall which sent him off to the right where he hit a car sending him left into a car which got him spinning back to the right where he hit a car that hit another car. I'm not sure how fast he was going when he got started, but while I wasn't about to lock up my brakes I was on them as soon as it started and was still doing 40 when I got through. That shiat was bananas.
 
2013-07-10 08:30:28 PM  

cwheelie: Carn: Tom_Slick: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

You IDIOT!

/Did the same thing only twice though.

me five
Excuse me. Is this the meeting of the idiots club? Sorry I'm late, there was this video I tried to watch.....


Ah. Here's my group. *waves*
 
2013-07-10 08:33:22 PM  

GungFu: Here's the video. It took a while but I've managed to embed it. Just click Play.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 645x319]

It might take a while as the servers are slow. But keep clicking!


I must say sir, I do like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-07-10 08:34:17 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: ElLoco: shanrick: So your one of them educated folks I've heard hear'd about.

/pet peeve

Sigh.  You obviously don't live on the west coast.

I'm getting tired of gracing you peasants with my presence.


Something something King Sh*t of F*ck Island something...
 
2013-07-10 08:42:16 PM  
You know, I am really getting tired of all these people shooting video and farking up the shot. Shaky cam in this one, vertical view in another, and so on. This a-hole could have put some effort into it.
 
2013-07-10 08:44:09 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: UncleStumpy: FormlessOne: hugram: busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot

/ your a idiot.
// I did the same same.
/// your a idiot anyway.

Might as well lump me in that group, too - clicked it once, before I scrolled down to find the actual video.

Me too. Two or three times. Like the driver, I'm not awake yet

I'm a Linux tech so I figured it out right away.


I'm also a Linux tech, and I clicked it at least five times.

/been a long day...
 
2013-07-10 08:48:43 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is this the right thread to suggest that old people should be required to pass an annual test to drive?


Yes, I proposed this prior to my father getting into one. I say start at 70yrs old and it should be taken every other year unless their is an exemption issued by the state.
 
2013-07-10 08:58:38 PM  
you haven't lived until you've narrowly avoided being smeared by a wrong-way driver barreling down a highway on-ramp at night. minnesota, US highway 10 eastbound onto 694 eastbound before the interchange was fixed, the ramp merged with the left lane so you had to be going the speed of traffic when you got to the top. i was in a saturn station wagon, wrong-way dude was in an SUV. all i saw was headlights coming at me at about 60mph, my brain was all "i see headlights. i shouldn't be seeing headlights. why am i seeing... oh @$%!". yanked the wheel to the left and hit the shoulder, the SUV blew past and kept going the wrong way down highway 10. he never braked, never swerved, never even flinched. still no clue what the hell happened that night, but it was one hell of a sober six hour drive afterward.
 
2013-07-10 08:58:52 PM  
'. You should assume everybody else is an unpredictable, possibly intoxicated idiot who's speeding and texting.  '

When were you in Atlanta?
 
2013-07-10 09:30:53 PM  
I'm sure glad I took a crap before I watched that, otherwise I think I would be in need of a change of shorts.
 
2013-07-10 09:32:54 PM  

ElLoco: shanrick: So your one of them educated folks I've heard hear'd about.

/pet peeve


Hey, I aint ignernt.
 
2013-07-10 09:33:50 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The Duke Boys got nothing on this guy.

Link


That was nuthin'. This guy went air born, ripped his car into three large pieces, slid across the freeway, and lived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTjXRbBHeA
 
2013-07-10 09:36:04 PM  
If someone had just had a slide whistle they would have landed just fine,
 
2013-07-10 09:39:40 PM  

busy chillin': daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

/and I clicked that play button jpg 3 times before I realized Im a idiot


so did I -- fark
 
2013-07-10 09:40:50 PM  

Mock26: If someone had just had a slide whistle they would have landed just fine,


linky
 
2013-07-10 09:56:06 PM  

peeledpeas: Igor Jakovsky: The Duke Boys got nothing on this guy.

Link

That was nuthin'. This guy went air born, ripped his car into three large pieces, slid across the freeway, and lived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeTjXRbBHeA


Well shiat, you got me there....Fark!
 
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