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(WLWT)   Man arrested after having sex with a pool float. This is not a repeat from 2011...wait, yes, yes it is   (wlwt.com) divider line 94
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2013-07-10 03:26:21 PM  
i690.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 03:27:20 PM  
thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2013-07-10 03:27:50 PM  
My wife and I don't use rubber pool floats for sex, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.
 
2013-07-10 03:30:50 PM  
I hope I'm not the only one that might sound weird here...... Yes, rubber pool toy for sex a bit weird sure, but a crime?  I would have thought the crime would be exposing himself. As a chubby guy with low self esteem, I say the more dudes that have sex with rubber pool toys, the more females for me to have a chance with.
 
2013-07-10 03:33:07 PM  
What makes this crime particularly heinous was that the rubber pool float was underage.
 
2013-07-10 03:33:28 PM  

fstr21: I hope I'm not the only one that might sound weird here...... Yes, rubber pool toy for sex a bit weird sure, but a crime?  I would have thought the crime would be exposing himself. As a chubby guy with low self esteem, I say the more dudes that have sex with rubber pool toys, the more females for me to have a chance with.


in front of kids... so yeah.. that not just exposing himself at that point.. but on the plus side.. at least this time he owned the device instead of using someone elses.
 
2013-07-10 03:34:29 PM  
The rubber raft was innocent but the neighbor's blow up pumpkin was totally asking for it.
 
2013-07-10 03:34:50 PM  
A pool float?!  A pool float?!!?  I mean, c'mon. man.  An inflatable pumpkin for sure, but a pool float?  Gourds are the only sexy inflatables, dude.
 
2013-07-10 03:37:42 PM  

Awesome, I get to use this again...




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2013-07-10 03:37:47 PM  
squeak squeak  squeak  squeak  pffft squeak  squeak  squeak
 
2013-07-10 03:38:11 PM  
"In 2002, a woman told police he did the same thing with an inflatable pumpkin in her yard."

What's that man doing to the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown?
 
2013-07-10 03:38:44 PM  
www.freakingnews.com
I fail to see the problem.
 
2013-07-10 03:39:35 PM  
ftfa - "a woman told police he did the same thing with an inflatable pumpkin in her yard..."

Dirty gourd, you dirty dirty gourd.
 
2013-07-10 03:39:41 PM  

Maud Dib: Awesome, I get to use this again...


[i865.photobucket.com image 607x356]


Man, Daniel Stern's career hit rock bottom after Home Alone.
 
2013-07-10 03:39:52 PM  
inflatable pool toys are for amateurs

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2013-07-10 03:40:05 PM  
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hej
2013-07-10 03:40:05 PM  

ChipNASA: My wife and I don't use rubber pool floats for sex, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.


There's obviously some running joke here, but I'll be damned if I know what it is.
 
2013-07-10 03:41:53 PM  
lloyd?
 
2013-07-10 03:42:30 PM  

hej: ChipNASA: My wife and I don't use rubber pool floats for sex, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.

There's obviously some running joke here, but I'll be damned if I know what it is.


Let me know when the funneh part starts.
 
2013-07-10 03:42:45 PM  

farbiez: ftfa - "a woman told police he did the same thing with an inflatable pumpkin in her yard..."

Dirty gourd, you dirty dirty gourd.


FOLLOW THE GOURD!!!!

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d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-10 03:42:53 PM  
"After Tobergta's 2011 arrest, a family member said Tobergta has mental issues and needed help."

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You don't say!
 
2013-07-10 03:43:06 PM  

Skarekrough: [thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x268]


Another story about his uncle Walter?
 
2013-07-10 03:43:46 PM  
www.nbc.com

I mean if you were driving home and you passed a pumpkin field and you got a little tingling, and then the next night you drove past the pumpkin field again and you got another little tingling... I've got bad news for ya! One night, you're banging a Pumpkin!
 
2013-07-10 03:43:59 PM  

PressPlayOnTape: A pool float?!  A pool float?!!?  I mean, c'mon. man.  An inflatable pumpkin for sure, but a pool float?  Gourds are the only sexy inflatables, dude.


He needs to learn that row means row.
 
2013-07-10 03:45:06 PM  

hej: ChipNASA: My wife and I don't use rubber pool floats for sex, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.

There's obviously some running joke here, but I'll be damned if I know what it is.


Another farker wrote that relating to wedding rings a few threads down. ChipNASA is now sprinkling it's variations on every thread he posts to.  Your welcome.
 
2013-07-10 03:46:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-10 03:49:12 PM  
people.duke.edu

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

/hot like a pink torpedo
 
2013-07-10 03:50:36 PM  
Hey... can't blame the guy. The heart wants what the heart wants.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-10 03:54:12 PM  
They were right.  We'll soon allow people to marry rubber pool floats.

//not really
 
2013-07-10 03:55:18 PM  
So wait, those are cup holders, and not personal jack receptacles?
 
2013-07-10 03:56:18 PM  
Love holds no law.
Love rules without rules.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways!
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul, and the deep end of the pool, can reach!
 
2013-07-10 04:02:49 PM  
Whatever floats your boat.
 
2013-07-10 04:04:21 PM  
There are two sides to this story.
Sex with inflatables is worse than....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpsZE_qTjic
 
2013-07-10 04:08:28 PM  

fstr21: I hope I'm not the only one that might sound weird here...... Yes, rubber pool toy for sex a bit weird sure, but a crime?


In the Vatican?
 
2013-07-10 04:09:19 PM  
This is my go-to device when I can't find my inflatable pumpkin...

www.yourmomhatesthis.com
 
2013-07-10 04:09:25 PM  
he likes his sex partners to be firm and round and he likes to blow them for a half hour before sexy time.
 
2013-07-10 04:10:10 PM  

ChipNASA: My wife and I don't use rubber pool floats for sex, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.


Now THAT one plays out nicely.
 
2013-07-10 04:12:54 PM  
I didn't realize one could have "sex" with an inanimate object....  I thought that was called something else.
 
2013-07-10 04:13:53 PM  

you are a puppet: [www.nbc.com image 261x196]

I mean if you were driving home and you passed a pumpkin field and you got a little tingling, and then the next night you drove past the pumpkin field again and you got another little tingling... I've got bad news for ya! One night, you're banging a Pumpkin!


Yeah, but at least if you get caught you can just look at your watch and say, "Damn, is it midnight already?"
 
2013-07-10 04:14:53 PM  

blatz514: This is my go-to device when I can't find my inflatable pumpkin...


Eventually, when sitting on your couch sounds like breaking peanut brittle, you know it's time to put that shiat on the curb and Craigslist freebie it!
 
2013-07-10 04:16:28 PM  

ChipNASA: My wife and I don't use rubber pool floats for sex, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.


This wasn't funny the first two times you posted it.
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2013-07-10 04:17:07 PM  
i'll be in my pool
 
2013-07-10 04:17:09 PM  
Some people drink Coors subby, what's the big deal?

/I don't confuse Coors with  beer.
 
2013-07-10 04:17:52 PM  
That's what I always thought noodling was
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2013-07-10 04:20:47 PM  

abfalter: What makes this crime particularly heinous was that the rubber pool float was underage.


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2013-07-10 04:29:15 PM  

hej: ChipNASA: My wife and I don't use rubber pool floats for sex, because, frankly, we're better than you people.

I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.

Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.

There's obviously some running joke here, but I'll be damned if I know what it is.


-------->   its all right here   <-------------
 
2013-07-10 04:33:32 PM  
www.dudelol.com
 
2013-07-10 04:36:13 PM  
No it isn't a repeat notpayingattentionmitter.

REPEAT = Same Event, Different Story
NOT A REPEAT = Different Event, Different Story

/Repeat police
 
2013-07-10 04:36:49 PM  
We gave a buddy a blow up sheep sex doll as a gag gift.  One day we go over there and his roommate's 6 y/o son is using it as a pool toy.  God that was funny.
 
2013-07-10 04:41:32 PM  
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