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(ESPN)   Ever wonder how women play sports with their boobs always getting in the way? "You don't see big titties in the Olympics, and I think that's for a reason"   (espn.go.com) divider line 110
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2013-07-10 01:34:03 PM
I have wondered. and hoped that one day, Dolly Parton would be a gymnast.
 
2013-07-10 01:37:56 PM
Hey, I had the same problem with my pecker, but a restraining order and public indecency charges cleared that problem right up.
 
2013-07-10 01:46:36 PM
Except in men's weightlifting.
 
2013-07-10 03:01:36 PM
A few years back, there was a pro tennis play who had a breast reduction, specifically to improve here game. It was a sad day on fark until it turned into an epic boobs thread.

I wonder how it worked out for her.
 
2013-07-10 03:02:32 PM
Damn, posting from your phone is hard. Forgive my typos.
 
2013-07-10 03:16:41 PM

Earguy: A few years back, there was a pro tennis play who had a breast reduction, specifically to improve here game. It was a sad day on fark until it turned into an epic boobs thread.

I wonder how it worked out for her.


Here name is Simona Halep and this is what she looked like before:
www.rankopedia.com

newyork.citypudding.com

And now she looks like this:

i.huffpost.com

Apparently, she's currently ranked #30 in the world, which is the highest rating she's ever held, so maybe the boob reduction helped her game. Though it might otherwise be viewed as a tragic loss.
 
2013-07-10 03:26:01 PM
Olympics boobies?
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Yeah if you're a breast man, look else where.
 
2013-07-10 03:26:31 PM
The boob reduction may have helped, but if she was 18 when she went under the knife, doesn't the 4 years of competitive play and practice factor into her being better?  You don't see a lot of top 50 18 year olds, but plenty of top 50 22+ year olds.  Cause and correlation and all that.
 
2013-07-10 03:37:49 PM
Hey guys, did someone say something about Olympic boobs?

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2013-07-10 03:41:09 PM

JolobinSmokin: Hey guys, did someone say something about Olympic boobs?

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www.averagejoesblog.com
 
2013-07-10 03:43:55 PM

JolobinSmokin: JolobinSmokin: Hey guys, did someone say something about Olympic boobs?

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Viva La Rio!
 
2013-07-10 03:44:13 PM
Time to show how the exception proves the rule. Hop to it, gentlemen.
 
2013-07-10 03:44:52 PM
Breasts are an impressive network of milk glands, ducts and sacs, all suspended from the clavicle in twin masses held together by fibrous connective tissue.

Fap.
 
2013-07-10 03:45:14 PM
Cyberluddite:
the SportsbyBrooks broad and the one in the water are not Simona Halep. The nose isnt even the same.
 
2013-07-10 03:49:13 PM
Too bad, that might make me want to watch the Olympics
 
2013-07-10 03:51:09 PM
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2013-07-10 03:51:51 PM
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2013-07-10 03:52:27 PM
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2013-07-10 03:53:05 PM
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2013-07-10 03:53:32 PM
The tragedy of Halep:
www.fashiontrends.pk
 
2013-07-10 03:54:00 PM
Seems true for figure skating.
 
2013-07-10 03:57:54 PM
thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-10 03:58:29 PM
Better yet, they should make boobs an official Olympic sport.
 
2013-07-10 04:00:42 PM

torr5962: Cyberluddite:
the SportsbyBrooks broad and the one in the water are not Simona Halep. The nose isnt even the same.


Well, I dunno, but if you do a GIS you'll find those pics posted on several sites as being her:

www.tennisitaliano.it

Of course these are studio photoshoots with make-up, lighting, hair styling, etc., and will look different from photos of her on the tennis court:

www.simona-halep.net

www.simona-halep.net
 
2013-07-10 04:02:27 PM
Some of the water polo girls have nice flotation devices.

thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-10 04:06:11 PM
Professor Farnsworth also doesn't care for those boobs flapping every which-way.
 
2013-07-10 04:08:31 PM
Isn't there a trampoline event in the Olympics?  Might get more viewers with a little more tittie action.
 
2013-07-10 04:09:23 PM

Cyberluddite: torr5962: Cyberluddite:
the SportsbyBrooks broad and the one in the water are not Simona Halep. The nose isnt even the same.

Well, I dunno, but if you do a GIS you'll find those pics posted on several sites as being her:

[www.tennisitaliano.it image 650x406]

Of course these are studio photoshoots with make-up, lighting, hair styling, etc., and will look different from photos of her on the tennis court:

[www.simona-halep.net image 499x312]

[www.simona-halep.net image 707x465]


Not her.  We've had these discussions before.
 
2013-07-10 04:14:51 PM
Laying off the carbs may do the trick for preteens, but most adult athletes can't starve their boobs out of existence. So every year, some competitors head to the Marina del Rey, Calif., office of Dr. Grant Stevens in pursuit of a streamlined frame.

Stevens, a plastic surgeon with backswept blond hair and a boyish face he maintains through injections of Botox and Restylane, is known as an asshole that leaves women multiple cup sizes (and up to $15K) lighter with minimal recovery time.
 
2013-07-10 04:15:10 PM

Earguy: A few years back, there was a pro tennis play who had a breast reduction, specifically to improve here game. It was a sad day on fark until it turned into an epic boobs thread.

I wonder how it worked out for her.


It's worked out fine so far.  She won in Germany last month:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/tennis/news/20130615/halep-beats-pe tk ovic-1st-career-title.ap/index.html

She lost to Li Na in Wimbledon, but is playing in Quarters the Hungarian GP now
http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/07/10/3493898/halep-beck-reach-quart er finals.html
 
2013-07-10 04:16:52 PM
The advent of the sports bra "was like the birth control of the women's sports revolution," Switzer says. Still, for the next 10-plus years, scientists stayed out of athletes' efforts to make their breasts stay put.

Finally, in 1990, Oregon State University researcher LaJean Lawson invited female subjects onto a treadmill and filmed the results in the first-ever study of breast movement. Today, labs have sprung up in rented homes in California to study breast biomechanics -- and deliver the results to web browsers everywhere.
 
2013-07-10 04:18:04 PM

JolobinSmokin: [thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com image 850x533]


Yes, please. All of them
 
2013-07-10 04:19:36 PM
McGhee counsels women to engage in physical activity that puts less of a strain on their breasts. But as the breasts get bigger, the field narrows. Busty ballet dancers are transferred to hip-hop. Postpubescent gymnasts get put on the rings. Runners are instructed to play in the water instead.
If all else fails: yoga.

www.da-kolkoz.com
 
2013-07-10 04:19:45 PM

Theaetetus: The advent of the sports bra "was like the birth control of the women's sports revolution," Switzer says. Still, for the next 10-plus years, scientists stayed out of athletes' efforts to make their breasts stay put.

Finally, in 1990, Oregon State University researcher LaJean Lawson invited female subjects onto a treadmill and filmed the results in the first-ever study of breast movement. Today, labs have sprung up in rented homes in California to study breast biomechanics -- and deliver the results to web browsers everywhere.


Please proceed, counselor.

// these are funny
 
2013-07-10 04:20:06 PM

Theaetetus: Laying off the carbs may do the trick for preteens, but most adult athletes can't starve their boobs out of existence. So every year, some competitors head to the Marina del Rey, Calif., office of Dr. Grant Stevens in pursuit of a streamlined frame.

Stevens, a plastic surgeon with backswept blond hair and a boyish face he maintains through injections of Botox and Restylane, is known as an asshole that leaves women multiple cup sizes (and up to $15K) lighter with minimal recovery time.


Theaetetus: The advent of the sports bra "was like the birth control of the women's sports revolution," Switzer says. Still, for the next 10-plus years, scientists stayed out of athletes' efforts to make their breasts stay put.

Finally, in 1990, Oregon State University researcher LaJean Lawson invited female subjects onto a treadmill and filmed the results in the first-ever study of breast movement. Today, labs have sprung up in rented homes in California to study breast biomechanics -- and deliver the results to web browsers everywhere.


It's been a long time since I've said this, but... you owe me a keyboard.
 
2013-07-10 04:22:38 PM
At Britain's University of Portsmouth sits a laboratory outfitted with black floors, black curtains and a treadmill surrounded by infrared cameras aimed directly below a subject's neck. Here, Jenny White, a certified hero, invites women to take off their shirts, outfit their breasts and torso with reflective markers, step onto the treadmill and break into a jog.
 
2013-07-10 04:23:22 PM
Part of the problem is that, 23 years after Lawson's seminal study...

I ain't touching that one.
 
2013-07-10 04:32:15 PM
The article includes a pic of Ronda Rousey, but there were actually some top-off wardrobe malfunctions on the last coule Invicta cards.

/nobody noticed, because nobody watches Invicta
//but they should, their cards have been great, wardrobe malfunctions aside
 
2013-07-10 04:38:31 PM
posting for no discernible reason
 
2013-07-10 04:39:02 PM
Yeah, it's a head-scratcher. Very low body fat combined with sports bras = less boobage.
 
2013-07-10 04:42:35 PM
a1.espncdn.com
Caroline Wozniacki busted out
her Serena Williams impression
at an exhibition last year


Big boobs and a penis. Nice.
 
2013-07-10 04:44:17 PM
I'll be back
 
2013-07-10 04:44:23 PM
Hot female athletes, and nobody posted FARK's favorite yet?
cdn.faniq.com

You guys are slipping.
 
2013-07-10 05:14:35 PM
Usain bolt would cut off his dick for an extra tenth of a second. He might already have.
 
2013-07-10 05:15:25 PM
Do athletes just go ahead and remove a bunch of minimally necessary organs? extra kidneys, spleens, and the like?
 
2013-07-10 05:16:40 PM
And that is why nobody watches the olympics
 
2013-07-10 05:16:46 PM

JolobinSmokin: JolobinSmokin: Hey guys, did someone say something about Olympic boobs?

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good lord that photo could not be more shopped
 
2013-07-10 05:20:46 PM
Am I the only one who GIS the crap out of most names in that article?
 
2013-07-10 05:29:38 PM
The Amazonian Olympic track and field teams cut off their right breast so they can draw their bow and throw javelins better.
 
2013-07-10 05:34:35 PM

farkingismybusiness: The Amazonian Olympic track and field teams cut off their right breast so they can draw their bow and throw javelins better.


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see!!


/waiting for someone to say something like this
 
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