If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Sun)   52-year-old housewife grows a penis. The Sun is there (SFW pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 57
    More: Amusing, Kent, Dartford  
•       •       •

22840 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2013 at 2:09 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



57 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-07-10 02:11:26 PM  
I thought for sure it was going to be a story from china.
 
2013-07-10 02:13:07 PM  

FEEL ME, SEYMORE!


cdn.fearnet.com

 
2013-07-10 02:15:33 PM  
Fifty two year old housewife sounds fustrated
 
2013-07-10 02:16:38 PM  
Only in the UK would they use the term 'bits'.
I think that term would be better suited to describe their teeth.

/go murica!
//no woman has ever used the term 'bits' to describe my junk
///yes, I'm huge
////you know you want it
 
2013-07-10 02:24:58 PM  
When they see Jesus in stuff, they call the Vatican.
Who do they call when they see a penis?
 
2013-07-10 02:25:47 PM  
"berry rude berry"

Oh, man.
 
2013-07-10 02:26:45 PM  
" We will probably eat it in the traditional way with strawberries."
Giggity!!!
 
2013-07-10 02:29:17 PM  
It makes its own cream.
 
2013-07-10 02:29:31 PM  

hammettman: When they see Jesus in stuff, they call the Vatican.
Who do they call when they see a penis?


Uh..., GhostBusters?
 
2013-07-10 02:29:35 PM  

hammettman: When they see Jesus in stuff, they call the Vatican.
Who do they call when they see a penis?


Apparently, The Sun
 
2013-07-10 02:29:43 PM  

hammettman: When they see Jesus in stuff, they call the Vatican.
Who do they call when they see a penis?


Dr Ruth.
 
2013-07-10 02:31:18 PM  
expecting cucumbers and zucchini and carrots and...
 
2013-07-10 02:31:58 PM  

hammettman: When they see Jesus in stuff, they call the Vatican.
Who do they call when they see a penis?


Have you never been at your mom's house for dinner and the phone started ringing non-stop?
 
2013-07-10 02:32:30 PM  
Looks just like mine......before the ointment >_<

/Hung like a horse
//Fly
 
2013-07-10 02:35:03 PM  
Meh, I did that as a fetus and mine is almost twice that size.
 
2013-07-10 02:36:00 PM  

hammettman: When they see Jesus in stuff, they call the Vatican.
Who do they call when they see a penis?


Brazzers?
 
2013-07-10 02:47:56 PM  
I clicked thinking she bought a Corvette.
 
2013-07-10 02:50:52 PM  
Not the first housewife to make a penis grow.
 
2013-07-10 02:54:11 PM  
i148.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 02:56:50 PM  
There is no force on Earth capable of getting me to click that link.
 
2013-07-10 02:57:26 PM  
Amazed that the Mail Online wasn't the first choice.
 
2013-07-10 03:05:11 PM  
I've heard of Penis-at-Twelve but this is ridiculous.
 
2013-07-10 03:05:16 PM  
So, did she like the taste?  Spit or swallow?
 
2013-07-10 03:07:34 PM  
Come on. Can't get my hopes up for British granny tranny porn and not deliver.
 
2013-07-10 03:08:33 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: hammettman: When they see Jesus in stuff, they call the Vatican.
Who do they call when they see a penis?

Uh..., GhostBallBusters?


FTFY
 
2013-07-10 03:10:34 PM  

liam76: British granny tranny


To each, their own, I guess.

rss.sultancash.com
 
2013-07-10 03:10:44 PM  
As the owner of a perfectly serviceable penis, I call shenanigans.
 
2013-07-10 03:14:23 PM  
Now see, I thought she went and got an addadictome.
 
2013-07-10 03:14:47 PM  

Old Man Winter: Meh, I did that as a fetus and mine is almost twice that size.


Your mom must have had a smile on her face.
 
2013-07-10 03:16:09 PM  
I guess all the wars and crime are over, for the Sun to be running stories on rude looking fruit.
 
2013-07-10 03:17:58 PM  

Deadrat: Now see, I thought she went and got an addadictome.


Strap on
 
2013-07-10 03:18:31 PM  
Grow a penis.
zeevgalili.com
 
2013-07-10 03:30:37 PM  
Full size and everything!
 
2013-07-10 03:30:38 PM  
Chyna is not impressed.
 
2013-07-10 03:35:17 PM  
i406.photobucket.com

Man!  That thing is huuuge!
 
2013-07-10 03:35:25 PM  

hammettman: When they see Jesus in stuff, they call the Vatican.
Who do they call when they see a penis?


your mom
 
2013-07-10 03:35:28 PM  
Newspaper is officially garbage.
 
2013-07-10 03:40:56 PM  
I think I just got a really British joke in Sir Terry Pratchett's 'The Truth' about two years after first reading it.

Humorous vegetables are seriously a thing UK papers run? Really? Darn it all, Yanks, we need to get our shiat together! I have a squash here...
 
2013-07-10 03:45:59 PM  
Twig and berries?
 
2013-07-10 03:53:56 PM  
SpiderQueenDemon: "Darn it all, Yanks, we need to get our shiat together!"

Louisiana's got the Peter Pepper.
Ain't much worth puttin in the paper after you've seen that.
 
2013-07-10 03:57:28 PM  
Strawberry Shortpenis
 
2013-07-10 04:11:27 PM  
OK, someone must have a screenie of the thingy shaped turnip from the above pictured Blackadder episode.

Also, naughty bits is a pretty well known British phrase for, you know...
 
2013-07-10 04:13:00 PM  
"But I must admit, I did think it was a bit on the small side...not much to boast about. It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger."

Boy, if I subby's mom had a nickle for everytime she said that ...
 
2013-07-10 04:19:23 PM  
static.gamesradar.com

looks more like this thing.
 
2013-07-10 04:34:52 PM  
1. Dip it in chocolate

2. Dip it in clotted cream, then rub it all over you. All. Over. You.

3. Hey, look! It's the average size of the Royal Family's willies!

4. Said the house-wife: "I'm going to run around the back garden squealing and clutching at my tinkle!"
 
2013-07-10 04:43:33 PM  

SpiderQueenDemon: I think I just got a really British joke in Sir Terry Pratchett's 'The Truth' about two years after first reading it.

Humorous vegetables are seriously a thing UK papers run? Really? Darn it all, Yanks, we need to get our shiat together! I have a squash here...


Dammit, I was just coming in to comment on that. Rereading The Truth right now, this rang very familiar...
 
2013-07-10 05:37:28 PM  
...  And?

Seriously, I used to cut the stems off of strawberries for 8 hours a day at an amusement park's restaurant.  I'd find 4-5 of those a day.  Lost its novelty real quick.
 
2013-07-10 06:03:17 PM  
s14.postimg.org
This lady has a MUCH better crop
 
2013-07-10 08:27:23 PM  
My junk looks nothing like that. Should I see a doctor?
 
2013-07-10 08:31:21 PM  

AbiNormal: I thought for sure it was going to be a story from china.


Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
Displayed 50 of 57 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report