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(ABC)   Elizabeth Hasselback, who managed to earn the impressive distinction of being known as "the dumb one" out of the regulars on the daytime talk show "The View", has migrated to her rightful and natural habitat: Fox News   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 255
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2013-07-10 01:27:06 PM
I thought Roger Ailes just cloned his Fox News blondes in a self-contained incubation and maturation facility.
 
2013-07-10 01:31:19 PM
Getting the fark out of there before Jenny McCarthy gets there.
 
2013-07-10 01:51:25 PM
On Fox and Friends, she'll be the smart one.

www.rawstory.com
 
2013-07-10 02:26:12 PM
The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.
 
2013-07-10 02:26:28 PM
Qualifications: attractive blond, jesusy
 
2013-07-10 02:26:31 PM
Cant stand a thing about the woman, including the fact she makes me want to fark her :/
 
2013-07-10 02:26:46 PM
www.funnycorner.net
No they don't.
 
2013-07-10 02:26:49 PM
The "dumb one" on the view? You mean the one who didn't know if the earth was flat or not?
 
2013-07-10 02:27:11 PM

Sybarite: I thought Roger Ailes just cloned his Fox News blondes in a self-contained incubation and maturation facility.


Well, you know how it goes. Every once in a while, one breaks loose, wants to explore the world, but eventually returns home.

Kinda like the Amish with rumspringa.
 
2013-07-10 02:28:23 PM
Yes, Whoopie coins the phrase "rape rape" and Hasselbeck is the moron...
 
2013-07-10 02:29:01 PM

tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.


Wait.  There's more than one reality!?
 
2013-07-10 02:29:02 PM

tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.


www.funrose.com
I thought Sheri Shepherd's portrayal of a Strong Black Conservative was refreshing.
 
2013-07-10 02:31:23 PM

tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.


DING! Winnar.
 
2013-07-10 02:31:23 PM

tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.


This.
 
2013-07-10 02:32:08 PM

MrGMan: Yes, Whoopie coins the phrase "rape rape" and Hasselbeck is the moron...


Oh, and this.
 
2013-07-10 02:32:22 PM
Fist of an angry god. Repeatedly. Until I was worn to a nub.
 
2013-07-10 02:33:01 PM
Yeah it's all about some Chucky movie....
 
2013-07-10 02:33:03 PM

GRCooper: Until I was worn to a nub.


Well, considering the rumors I've heard, that won't take long.
 
2013-07-10 02:33:50 PM

happydude45: tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.

This.


hey...whoa. Simulpost. Nice.
 
2013-07-10 02:34:31 PM
Journalism credentials? Why, she was once on a game show! No, she didn't win it, but she looked cute in a bikini!
 
2013-07-10 02:35:56 PM

PizzaJedi81: GRCooper: Until I was worn to a nub.

Well, considering the rumors I've heard, that won't take long.


Dish! I know nothing of her except those excercise commercials

/or did you mean I'm not much more than a nub now?
//in which case - U biatch!!
 
2013-07-10 02:35:56 PM
The Mediaite story features a picture showing 2 reasons Roger hired her:

static01.mediaite.com
 
2013-07-10 02:36:35 PM

Spad31: happydude45: tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.

This.

hey...whoa. Simulpost. Nice.


Takes a special talent to simultroll.
 
2013-07-10 02:39:42 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Spad31: happydude45: tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.

This.

hey...whoa. Simulpost. Nice.

Takes a special talent to simultroll.


Oh, go pound sand. A differing opinion isn't trolling. What you posted is.
 
2013-07-10 02:48:43 PM
She was somewhat vapid and frequently talked out of her ass, but it was The View, where that's sort of expected. At least she knows the Earth revolves around the sun.
 
2013-07-10 02:49:05 PM

tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.


Dude, this the woman who married a Hasselback and was dumb enough to go for TIM over Matt.  'Nuff said
 
2013-07-10 02:50:31 PM
Will you people listen to yourselves?  You're arguing about ideological representation on The View.

Now go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
 
2013-07-10 02:50:46 PM

I_Am_Weasel: tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.

Wait.  There's more than one reality!?


Conservatives live in sort of virtual reality where they do things like math to make themselves feel better.
 
2013-07-10 02:51:37 PM
You need lots of white, blonde women to tell you how scared you should be of brown people, gays, Socialisms, and Obama (also qualifying as brown people and Socialisms [including fascism, communism, atheist elitism, Muslimism, radical black Christianism, etc...). The propaganda is so much sweeter coming from a pretty white woman. Takes off some of the anger/paranoia edge.
 
2013-07-10 02:53:13 PM
She's not the one who thought there was no history before Jesus.
 
2013-07-10 02:53:46 PM

Karvey: Yeah it's all about some Chucky movie....


First time using a computer and the internet?
 
2013-07-10 02:53:59 PM

JohnAnnArbor: She's not the one who thought there was no history before Jesus.


Well...not the one who admitted it, anyway.
 
2013-07-10 02:54:55 PM

Rapmaster2000: tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.

[www.funrose.com image 413x310]
I thought Sheri Shepherd's portrayal of a Strong Black Conservative was refreshing.


Sheri Shepherd is kinda cute.  I wonder how she would look if she lost 50 lbs.
 
2013-07-10 02:56:38 PM

vernonFL: On Fox and Friends, she'll be the smart one.


That's what I'm thinking.
 
2013-07-10 02:57:01 PM
i have to wonder if she wrote her resignation letter to Barbara in crayon

/the SNL "fox and friends" sketches next season are going to be epic
//well - as epic as SNL gets anymore
 
2013-07-10 02:57:36 PM
She ain't no Hasselback girl.

Am I the only one?
 
2013-07-10 02:59:07 PM
She will be a refreshing change from Gretchen.  I hope Elizabeth foams at the mouth slightly less and has a soul, though I'm not holding my breath.
 
2013-07-10 03:00:29 PM

Spad31: Satanic_Hamster: Spad31: happydude45: tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.

This.

hey...whoa. Simulpost. Nice.

Takes a special talent to simultroll.

Oh, go pound sand. A differing opinion isn't trolling. What you posted is.


It's not the difference of opinion that makes it trolling. It's the childishly unsophisticated attention seeking mechanism akin to a toddler spreading shiat on the walls so mommy pays attention.
 
2013-07-10 03:01:25 PM
what happened to the chick on fox and friends
?
 
2013-07-10 03:01:37 PM

Blathering Idjut: I_Am_Weasel: tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.

Wait.  There's more than one reality!?

Conservatives live in sort of virtual reality where they do things like math to make themselves feel better.


Is this the world where pi is exactly three and the earth is 6315 years old?
 
2013-07-10 03:02:47 PM

Madbassist1: what happened to the chick on fox and friends
?


The same thing that happened to E.D. Hill. She got too old to be hot.
 
2013-07-10 03:06:41 PM
I hope Hasselbeck isn't taking the Fox News spots reserved for GinaMarie Zimmerman and Aaryn Gries.
 
2013-07-10 03:07:17 PM

Madbassist1: what happened to the chick on fox and friends
?


I'm guessing Kate Bolduan happened to her.  Besides getting older and heftier, she is so tightly wound up she couldn't possibly have qualified to be a fox or a friend.  It's a morning show.  You need to bring a warm inviting smile to your audience.  Not venom.
 
2013-07-10 03:07:28 PM
The perfect Republican is someoone with a lot of assets who fears losing them through crime or chicanery or whatever. I can't blame pretty little women, including EH, for having conservative views. But I admire pretty little women who are liberal.

I take Jefferson's view: conservatives are cowering fraidy-cats who distrust and fear people. Liberals see the masses of average people as the strength of the country.
 
2013-07-10 03:08:10 PM

WorldCitizen: You need lots of white, blonde women to tell you how scared you should be of brown people, gays, Socialisms, and Obama (also qualifying as brown people and Socialisms [including fascism, communism, atheist elitism, Muslimism, radical black Christianism, etc...). The propaganda is so much sweeter coming from a pretty white woman. Takes off some of the anger/paranoia edge.


Speaking of propaganda, you resemble that remark. I bet you really believe that nonsense.
 
2013-07-10 03:09:49 PM
www.ohio.com

Um. is something happening? I lost track
 
2013-07-10 03:10:15 PM

Rapmaster2000: tiggis: The few times I watched the show she was the only one with a grasp on reality.
The rest of the women were screaming liberals who did not have a clue.

[www.funrose.com image 413x310]
I thought Sheri Shepherd's portrayal of a Strong Black Conservative was refreshing.


"My single 'My Single Is Dropping' is dropping."
 
2013-07-10 03:10:54 PM

happydude45: WorldCitizen: You need lots of white, blonde women to tell you how scared you should be of brown people, gays, Socialisms, and Obama (also qualifying as brown people and Socialisms [including fascism, communism, atheist elitism, Muslimism, radical black Christianism, etc...). The propaganda is so much sweeter coming from a pretty white woman. Takes off some of the anger/paranoia edge.

Speaking of propaganda, you resemble that remark. I bet you really believe that nonsense.


Speaking of propaganda, you call yourself happydude.
 
2013-07-10 03:11:37 PM
They are going to replace her with anti-vaccine Jenny McCarthy, so I call it even.
 
2013-07-10 03:21:44 PM
The Tits & The Talentless are roster shuffling...
 
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