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2013-07-10 01:26:53 PM
Doe me so horny
Doe me so horny
Doe me so horny
Me love you long time!
 
2013-07-10 02:07:37 PM
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
 
2013-07-10 02:07:58 PM
Antlers do not work that way.
 
2013-07-10 02:08:38 PM
They were already doing this to the deer on Fire Island. They had a feeding station right next to the boardwalk near the lighthouse.
 
2013-07-10 02:11:11 PM
But if they get pregnant anyways can the baby deer be aborted at Planned Antlerhood?
 
2013-07-10 02:12:25 PM
So when a hunter with a doe permit kills one his family gets to eat all kinds of hormones.
 
2013-07-10 02:15:43 PM
 
2013-07-10 02:20:47 PM

uncleacid: So when a hunter with a doe permit kills one his family gets to eat all kinds of hormones.


They should just skip the hormones and go right to loosening up the laws concerning hunting in the city. I bet it's full of NIMBY bullshiat.  Bow hunting in the city parks and such might curb their numbers fast.
 
2013-07-10 02:23:30 PM
I've found that the best pill for deer comes in .30 caliber.

/farkers do their best to kill my orchard saplings
 
2013-07-10 02:23:56 PM
How about doing the sensible thing and hunting the damn deer?
 
2013-07-10 02:27:39 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: How about doing the sensible thing and hunting the damn deer?


why would you want to harm majestic animals?

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN BAMBI?
 
2013-07-10 02:35:34 PM
I wish they would do this in Fairfield. Bloody things are everywhere.
It should actually be more effective than culling, by the way.
 
2013-07-10 02:37:19 PM

legion_of_doo: Keizer_Ghidorah: How about doing the sensible thing and hunting the damn deer?

why would you want to harm majestic animals?

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN BAMBI?


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2013-07-10 02:37:41 PM

jafiwam: uncleacid: So when a hunter with a doe permit kills one his family gets to eat all kinds of hormones.

They should just skip the hormones and go right to loosening up the laws concerning hunting in the city. I bet it's full of NIMBY bullshiat.  Bow hunting in the city parks and such might curb their numbers fast.


Solution:

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2013-07-10 02:39:45 PM

OldManDownDRoad: I've found that the best pill for deer comes in .30 caliber.

/farkers do their best to kill my orchard saplings


I'm in Iowa, so I choose to use a 12ga brand contraceptive.
 
2013-07-10 02:55:09 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: How about doing the sensible thing and hunting the damn deer?


not enough hunters, deer breed too fast (plus other stuff like proximity to homes and roads and such, but even if you figure that out the deer can outbreed normal hunting)
 
2013-07-10 03:10:46 PM
The town, together with Tufts University's Center for Animals and Public Policywill conduct the first experiments in deer regulation using immunocontraception, or, more simply, birth control.

No, it's not.  Gonacon has been around for ages.
 
2013-07-10 03:37:54 PM
I had an idea that this article might be about Ithaca. Haven't heard anything recently about any new plans for all the deer.

$15000 a year seems crazy to me...

Very soon I'll be working with a village committee where I live to discuss the very same problem. I'm hoping we can open up some of the larger green areas for bow hunting. Way too many deer in town.
 
2013-07-10 03:40:53 PM
What happens to those hormones when other animals eat the dead deer.
Not counting humans, just the wild creatures that eat the carcass's.
Like ravens,crows, coyotes, fox's, mice etc. etc..

There are complaints about parts per billion of drugs showing up in the food chain.

I use a .45 cal. 305 grain pill at about 1500 fps to inoculate a deer or two each year.
 
2013-07-10 03:50:56 PM
Yeah, don't let people just hunt them.  :/
 
2013-07-10 03:59:23 PM

jafiwam: uncleacid: So when a hunter with a doe permit kills one his family gets to eat all kinds of hormones.

They should just skip the hormones and go right to loosening up the laws concerning hunting in the city. I bet it's full of NIMBY bullshiat.  Bow hunting in the city parks and such might curb their numbers fast.


Until a few dumbasses accidentally shoot some citizens.
 
2013-07-10 04:04:37 PM

please: Yeah, don't let people just hunt them.  :/


I don't have a problem with hunting, just don't do it in a populated area where you have people all over the place like some other idiot in this thread had suggested.
 
2013-07-10 04:25:24 PM

Just Arrived: I had an idea that this article might be about Ithaca. Haven't heard anything recently about any new plans for all the deer.

$15000 a year seems crazy to me...

Very soon I'll be working with a village committee where I live to discuss the very same problem. I'm hoping we can open up some of the larger green areas for bow hunting. Way too many deer in town.


Ithaca was using laproscopic tubal ligation (at least when I left in '04) - it was the Seneca Army Depot that was using Gonacon.  They may have switched, but the LTLs were only costing some benefactor $1000 a pop. [citation - I was part of that project]

Depopulation - either by human or other natural predators, in combination with sterilization and restricted habitat; RMNP depop'd, sterilized, and cut habitat and their elk populations dropped by 67%.
 
2013-07-10 05:04:02 PM
Maybe we shouldn't have killed off all their other natural predators.. you know, things like wolves...
 
2013-07-10 05:42:14 PM
Yankee pussies can't just click click boom.
 
2013-07-10 05:59:54 PM

Arctic Phoenix: Maybe we shouldn't have killed off all their other natural predators.. you know, things like wolves...


Humans are their natural predators also.
 
2013-07-10 06:05:32 PM
Not all deer are horny
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2013-07-10 07:01:47 PM

Latinwolf: please: Yeah, don't let people just hunt them.  :/

I don't have a problem with hunting, just don't do it in a populated area where you have people all over the place like some other idiot in this thread had suggested.


No kidding. That's lunacy.

There's a town called Morgan's Point, Texas (very pretty) where they have free-roaming deer that are almost tame, and it's a selling point for real estate there. People who move there know what they're in for, so they garden accordingly and enjoy watching the tame wildlife wander around. Bonus: drivers are very cautious in that area because of all the deer, so they don't have idiots racing down the street putting pedestrians at risk.
 
2013-07-10 08:07:54 PM

kqc7011: What happens to those hormones[...]


According to the article, it's not hormonal contraception, it's immunocontraception (essentially, they're vaccinating the deer against their own zygotes).

Unless the eater produces deer zygotes, this shouldn't be any issue at all.
 
2013-07-10 08:31:05 PM
Antlery.
 
2013-07-10 09:58:41 PM
Doe stumbles out from the woods, muttering "well that's the LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!"
 
2013-07-10 11:09:32 PM
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Possible potential overlooked.  Why stop with deer?
 
2013-07-11 02:53:17 AM
Wait, are they stalking and killing innocent victims up there or something? They've become a threat to your well being?
 
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