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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Residents charged after their housekeeper feels sick and calls 911 after raiding their fridge and eating a pot brownie   (suntimes.com) divider line 21
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2013-07-10 02:13:33 PM
4 votes:
This guy is a Moran.

First:  Brownies officer? I have no idea what you are talking about!?!?!

Second : You rat out your friend!?!?!? Even if you don't have the balls to outright deny everything you can say "I dunno, some dude brought them to the party. He took em back. Don't know his name. Guess that leaves no evidence huh?"

Third : Housekeeper is SO fired. She said they smelled of pot, ate them anyway, then called the cops. FIRED FIRED FIRED
2013-07-10 02:09:04 PM
3 votes:

super_grass: What's the tag for?

The residents or the housekeeper?


The tag pretty much applies across the board to everyone in the article.
2013-07-10 08:17:40 PM
2 votes:

WordyGrrl: DigitalCoffee: [...] eating a marijuana-laced brownie  [...]

Were they also laced with walnuts or chocolate chips? You have no clue what you are talking about so you should feel bad about yourself. If they were truly laced with MJ then the baker is doing it very wrong. And wasting some good weed in the process.

From what friends have told me, you do not just dump a baggie full of weed into the Duncan Hines mix. You make "green butter" to add to the mix.

"These cookies are delicious, but why do you call them 'green butter cookies?' They're not green."
"No, but the butter I made them with was."
(pause) "Tee hee hee hee heee..."


Sweet jesus I hate edibles-noobs. From throwing a quo of mids into a box of brownie mix to eating two in 15 minutes, claiming that "nothing's happening" then eating two more and spending the next two hours crying and puking, nothing pisses me off more within drug culture. Don't even get me started on the mushroom tea people.

/where'd the rest of the tea go?
//oh, I thought i'd finish it before it got cold. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
///hope that you didn't have anything planned for tomorrow...
2013-07-10 02:04:59 PM
2 votes:
Why did the maid feel that she could steal food? I hope she is prosecuted.
2013-07-10 01:44:03 PM
2 votes:
Nooo...Nooo...
2013-07-10 08:10:29 PM
1 votes:
On the other hand, using cop math, they could charge her with stealing a brownie worth over $12,000!
2013-07-10 07:14:38 PM
1 votes:

DigitalCoffee: [...] eating a marijuana-laced brownie  [...]

Were they also laced with walnuts or chocolate chips? You have no clue what you are talking about so you should feel bad about yourself. If they were truly laced with MJ then the baker is doing it very wrong. And wasting some good weed in the process.


From what friends have told me, you do not just dump a baggie full of weed into the Duncan Hines mix. You make "green butter" to add to the mix.

"These cookies are delicious, but why do you call them 'green butter cookies?' They're not green."
"No, but the butter I made them with was."
(pause) "Tee hee hee hee heee..."
2013-07-10 04:55:59 PM
1 votes:

kmt11: Why did the maid feel that she could steal food? I hope she is prosecuted.


Came here to say this.  Ridiculous they are being charged for reckless endangerment when a grown woman stole from them.
2013-07-10 04:32:58 PM
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: Third : Housekeeper is SO fired. She said they smelled of pot, ate them anyway, then called the cops. FIRED FIRED FIRED


Eh, I don't know. The pot brownies came from the 22-year-old guy living in his parents' house, and the parents are the ones who employ her. They were out of town at the time all this went down.

Forced to choose between a reliable housekeeper and a 22-year-old live-in son who waits until you leave town and then throws the kind of parties people bring pot brownies to, a lot of people will side with the housekeeper.
2013-07-10 03:56:12 PM
1 votes:
Something similar happened to a guy I know (who was definitely not me), except instead of the cleaning lady, it was one of the Russian immigrants working for Olaf's moving company, and instead of one brownie, it was 5 double strength cookies, and instead of the cops getting involved, the wife told the moving company boss  that if the thieving idiot went to the hospital the cops would be all over his employees asking questions and I sure hope everyone's paperwork is in order, so he spent the entire day sitting in a lawn chair in the basement like a zombie while his co-workers took up the slack.

But except for that, it was exactly the same
2013-07-10 02:43:09 PM
1 votes:
Why'd you eat the brownie?  Who told you to eat the brownie?  I didn't tell you to eat the brownie.

/Do you know what a brownie is?
2013-07-10 02:42:07 PM
1 votes:
...she ate a brownie that she found on top of a cabinet.

Who does that?  Did she find some peanuts behind the loo?
2013-07-10 02:17:08 PM
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: This guy is a Moran.

First:  Brownies officer? I have no idea what you are talking about!?!?!

Second : You rat out your friend!?!?!? Even if you don't have the balls to outright deny everything you can say "I dunno, some dude brought them to the party. He took em back. Don't know his name. Guess that leaves no evidence huh?"

Third : Housekeeper is SO fired. She said they smelled of pot, ate them anyway, then called the cops. FIRED FIRED FIRED


She should be charged with theft and they should sue her bonding company. Find a new line of work pot brownie thieving biatch!
2013-07-10 02:10:28 PM
1 votes:
They got charged with reckless conduct.

I hope that it was for throwing away perfectly good pot brownies. WTF? Why would you do that???
2013-07-10 02:08:53 PM
1 votes:
If she stated it smelled like marijuana why did she continue eating it? What a goofy story!
2013-07-10 02:06:05 PM
1 votes:
but eventually led officers to a trash can containing three containers of pot brownies

WTF? nobody wanted to eat them or take them home? farkin kids these days! No appreciation for anything!
2013-07-10 02:05:25 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: They said Ghadba and Sundar, both of Orland Park, were charged with reckless conduct, a municipal violation.

At least the housekeeper didn't want to press charges, so that's nice.
2013-07-10 02:01:30 PM
1 votes:
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I knew you couldn't trust those guys.
2013-07-10 02:01:08 PM
1 votes:

super_grass: What's the tag for?

The residents or the housekeeper?


It should be for the guy that gave himself up by showing the cops his brownies. 5th Amendment, idiots.
2013-07-10 01:57:47 PM
1 votes:
What's the tag for?

The residents or the housekeeper?
2013-07-10 01:52:45 PM
1 votes:
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