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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Residents charged after their housekeeper feels sick and calls 911 after raiding their fridge and eating a pot brownie   (suntimes.com) divider line 49
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2013-07-10 01:44:03 PM
Nooo...Nooo...
 
2013-07-10 01:52:45 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-10 01:57:47 PM
What's the tag for?

The residents or the housekeeper?
 
2013-07-10 01:59:56 PM
Thank God our national nightmare is over.  Well done, police state.
 
2013-07-10 02:01:08 PM

super_grass: What's the tag for?

The residents or the housekeeper?


It should be for the guy that gave himself up by showing the cops his brownies. 5th Amendment, idiots.
 
2013-07-10 02:01:23 PM
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Um no....Go Fark Yourself.
 
2013-07-10 02:01:30 PM
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I knew you couldn't trust those guys.
 
2013-07-10 02:03:22 PM

super_grass: What's the tag for?

The residents or the housekeeper?


Should be for the entire "war" on drugs.
 
2013-07-10 02:04:59 PM
Why did the maid feel that she could steal food? I hope she is prosecuted.
 
2013-07-10 02:05:25 PM
FTFA: They said Ghadba and Sundar, both of Orland Park, were charged with reckless conduct, a municipal violation.

At least the housekeeper didn't want to press charges, so that's nice.
 
2013-07-10 02:05:47 PM
 
2013-07-10 02:06:05 PM
but eventually led officers to a trash can containing three containers of pot brownies

WTF? nobody wanted to eat them or take them home? farkin kids these days! No appreciation for anything!
 
2013-07-10 02:08:53 PM
If she stated it smelled like marijuana why did she continue eating it? What a goofy story!
 
2013-07-10 02:09:01 PM

"Two Orland Park men are in trouble after a housekeeper employed by one of their parents became ill after eating a marijuana-laced brownie while cleaning the house after a party."


This reads like part of a plot from an 80's teen sex comedy.

 
2013-07-10 02:09:04 PM

super_grass: What's the tag for?

The residents or the housekeeper?


The tag pretty much applies across the board to everyone in the article.
 
2013-07-10 02:09:54 PM

Ed Grubermann: I knew you couldn't trust those guys.


All the leaves are off of the oak and All of the sheep have followed the spoken

Word.
 
2013-07-10 02:10:28 PM
They got charged with reckless conduct.

I hope that it was for throwing away perfectly good pot brownies. WTF? Why would you do that???
 
2013-07-10 02:10:49 PM
She may have felt sick afterwards, but just think of all of that excruciating pain that was relieved from her dose of 'medicine'.
 
2013-07-10 02:13:33 PM
This guy is a Moran.

First:  Brownies officer? I have no idea what you are talking about!?!?!

Second : You rat out your friend!?!?!? Even if you don't have the balls to outright deny everything you can say "I dunno, some dude brought them to the party. He took em back. Don't know his name. Guess that leaves no evidence huh?"

Third : Housekeeper is SO fired. She said they smelled of pot, ate them anyway, then called the cops. FIRED FIRED FIRED
 
2013-07-10 02:14:59 PM

sugarhi: If she stated it smelled like marijuana why did she continue eating it? What a goofy story!


I totally get why you would continue to eat brownies that smell like weed. But the biatch didn't need to call the cops after doing it.
 
2013-07-10 02:17:08 PM

SpectroBoy: This guy is a Moran.

First:  Brownies officer? I have no idea what you are talking about!?!?!

Second : You rat out your friend!?!?!? Even if you don't have the balls to outright deny everything you can say "I dunno, some dude brought them to the party. He took em back. Don't know his name. Guess that leaves no evidence huh?"

Third : Housekeeper is SO fired. She said they smelled of pot, ate them anyway, then called the cops. FIRED FIRED FIRED


She should be charged with theft and they should sue her bonding company. Find a new line of work pot brownie thieving biatch!
 
2013-07-10 02:18:32 PM

I Like Shiny Things: She may have felt sick afterwards, but just think of all of that excruciating pain that was relieved from her dose of 'medicine'.


'good' post
 
2013-07-10 02:30:15 PM
Was this the maid?

tiptopcleaningsolutions.com
 
2013-07-10 02:30:58 PM
Rule 1... Deny Everything

/ignore threats
//await lawyer
 
2013-07-10 02:42:07 PM
...she ate a brownie that she found on top of a cabinet.

Who does that?  Did she find some peanuts behind the loo?
 
2013-07-10 02:43:09 PM
Why'd you eat the brownie?  Who told you to eat the brownie?  I didn't tell you to eat the brownie.

/Do you know what a brownie is?
 
2013-07-10 02:53:34 PM
And nobody cares that the housekeeper was stealing food.
 
2013-07-10 03:06:53 PM
Residents charged after their housekeeper feels sick and calls 911 after raiding their fridge and eating a pot brownie with pot charged because they had pot

No shiat? Bet that's never happened before...
 
2013-07-10 03:09:07 PM

megarian: Ed Grubermann: I knew you couldn't trust those guys.

All the leaves are off of the oak and All of the sheep have followed the spoken

Word.


I wonder if Ghadba & Sundar are common names in Constantinople?
 
2013-07-10 03:23:16 PM

skozlaw: Residents charged after their housekeeper feels sick and calls 911 after raiding their fridge and eating a pot brownie with pot charged because they had pot

No shiat? Bet that's never happened before...


Possession would be a far worse charge than reckless endangerment.
 
2013-07-10 03:26:28 PM
Good thing it wasn't a bag of frozen meatballs.
 
2013-07-10 03:36:44 PM

super_grass: What's the tag for?

The residents or the housekeeper?


the laws man, the laws. No really, the laws in regard to marihuana are stupid in this country.
 
2013-07-10 03:41:16 PM
Bad Sundar!  Bad!
 
2013-07-10 03:49:13 PM
This is outrageous!

Ghadban and Sundar, both of Orland Park, were charged with reckless conduct, a municipal violation.

See?! outr... um, wait. This is actually pretty reasonable.

eventually led officers to a trash can containing three containers of pot brownies,

They had three "containers" full of pot brownies, and he THREW THEM IN THE TRASH??!1!1!

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2013-07-10 03:52:34 PM
[...] eating a marijuana-laced brownie  [...]

Were they also laced with walnuts or chocolate chips? You have no clue what you are talking about so you should feel bad about yourself. If they were truly laced with MJ then the baker is doing it very wrong. And wasting some good weed in the process.
 
2013-07-10 03:56:12 PM
Something similar happened to a guy I know (who was definitely not me), except instead of the cleaning lady, it was one of the Russian immigrants working for Olaf's moving company, and instead of one brownie, it was 5 double strength cookies, and instead of the cops getting involved, the wife told the moving company boss  that if the thieving idiot went to the hospital the cops would be all over his employees asking questions and I sure hope everyone's paperwork is in order, so he spent the entire day sitting in a lawn chair in the basement like a zombie while his co-workers took up the slack.

But except for that, it was exactly the same
 
2013-07-10 04:19:55 PM
Time is moving very very very very very very very slowly.
 
2013-07-10 04:21:53 PM
I read "russian immigrant" and was hoping for a different ending but picturing a russian dude sitting in your "friend's" basement stoned out of his gourd is just to funny. Surprised he didn't try to make a break for it.
 
2013-07-10 04:32:58 PM

SpectroBoy: Third : Housekeeper is SO fired. She said they smelled of pot, ate them anyway, then called the cops. FIRED FIRED FIRED


Eh, I don't know. The pot brownies came from the 22-year-old guy living in his parents' house, and the parents are the ones who employ her. They were out of town at the time all this went down.

Forced to choose between a reliable housekeeper and a 22-year-old live-in son who waits until you leave town and then throws the kind of parties people bring pot brownies to, a lot of people will side with the housekeeper.
 
2013-07-10 04:55:59 PM

kmt11: Why did the maid feel that she could steal food? I hope she is prosecuted.


Came here to say this.  Ridiculous they are being charged for reckless endangerment when a grown woman stole from them.
 
2013-07-10 04:58:07 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I read "russian immigrant" and was hoping for a different ending but picturing a russian dude sitting in your "friend's" basement stoned out of his gourd is just to funny.


Imagine offering someone a container of yogurt as a snack, and then going back 30 minutes later to find him still "eating" it - spooning the empty container, then licking the spoon. Over. and over. and over

Surprised he didn't try to make a break for it.

He wouldn't have got far - when they left for the day (like 8 hours later)  they brought him upstairs, he was shuffling like zombie from the Walking Dead that hasn't seen any prey all day
 
2013-07-10 05:08:32 PM

IRQ12: kmt11: Why did the maid feel that she could steal food? I hope she is prosecuted.


I agree

Came here to say this.  Ridiculous they are being charged for reckless endangerment when a grown woman stole from them.

It wasn't reckless endangerment, it was reckless conduct - a minor municipal violation. Pretty appropriate, really. She's not a child, so the Attractive Nuisance Doctrine wouldn't apply, but  the fact that she stole the brownie doesn't negate the fact that they left unmarked, adulterated food in an easily accessible place.

If they had been using strychnine laced brownies to lure and kill rats, and she accidentally ate one that they had left lying around, the response would not have been "Oh well, she shouldn't have pilfered their food" it would have been a manslaughter trial
 
2013-07-10 05:14:27 PM
I guess, I guess it would better be put:  Their reckless conduct does not negate the fact she stole from them.  :)
 
2013-07-10 06:19:26 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Something similar happened to a guy I know (who was definitely not me), except instead of the cleaning lady, it was one of the Russian immigrants working for Olaf's moving company, and instead of one brownie, it was 5 double strength cookies, and instead of the cops getting involved, the wife told the moving company boss  that if the thieving idiot went to the hospital the cops would be all over his employees asking questions and I sure hope everyone's paperwork is in order, so he spent the entire day sitting in a lawn chair in the basement like a zombie while his co-workers took up the slack.

But except for that, it was exactly the same


ah-hahahahahaha!
That was good, +1 Internets for you sir.
 
2013-07-10 06:54:35 PM

chachi88: Time is moving very very very very very very very slowly.


I think we're dead.

/at least she didn't take the other stuff where the DVDs melt when you try to take them out of their cases
//and the notes coming out of the speakers clutter up the place
///and the walls laugh at you. i know they laugh. i've heard them laugh. they laugh and laugh and they're coming to take me away
 
2013-07-10 07:14:38 PM

DigitalCoffee: [...] eating a marijuana-laced brownie  [...]

Were they also laced with walnuts or chocolate chips? You have no clue what you are talking about so you should feel bad about yourself. If they were truly laced with MJ then the baker is doing it very wrong. And wasting some good weed in the process.


From what friends have told me, you do not just dump a baggie full of weed into the Duncan Hines mix. You make "green butter" to add to the mix.

"These cookies are delicious, but why do you call them 'green butter cookies?' They're not green."
"No, but the butter I made them with was."
(pause) "Tee hee hee hee heee..."
 
2013-07-10 07:37:52 PM

SDRR: SpectroBoy: This guy is a Moran.

First:  Brownies officer? I have no idea what you are talking about!?!?!

Second : You rat out your friend!?!?!? Even if you don't have the balls to outright deny everything you can say "I dunno, some dude brought them to the party. He took em back. Don't know his name. Guess that leaves no evidence huh?"

Third : Housekeeper is SO fired. She said they smelled of pot, ate them anyway, then called the cops. FIRED FIRED FIRED

She should be charged with theft and they should sue her bonding company. Find a new line of work pot brownie thieving biatch!


Exactly what I was going to say. I'd be mad as hell.
 
2013-07-10 08:10:29 PM
On the other hand, using cop math, they could charge her with stealing a brownie worth over $12,000!
 
2013-07-10 08:17:40 PM

WordyGrrl: DigitalCoffee: [...] eating a marijuana-laced brownie  [...]

Were they also laced with walnuts or chocolate chips? You have no clue what you are talking about so you should feel bad about yourself. If they were truly laced with MJ then the baker is doing it very wrong. And wasting some good weed in the process.

From what friends have told me, you do not just dump a baggie full of weed into the Duncan Hines mix. You make "green butter" to add to the mix.

"These cookies are delicious, but why do you call them 'green butter cookies?' They're not green."
"No, but the butter I made them with was."
(pause) "Tee hee hee hee heee..."


Sweet jesus I hate edibles-noobs. From throwing a quo of mids into a box of brownie mix to eating two in 15 minutes, claiming that "nothing's happening" then eating two more and spending the next two hours crying and puking, nothing pisses me off more within drug culture. Don't even get me started on the mushroom tea people.

/where'd the rest of the tea go?
//oh, I thought i'd finish it before it got cold. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
///hope that you didn't have anything planned for tomorrow...
 
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