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(Travelbite)   Dear sirs: I am requesting a visa to enter your country. My employment? Well, I plan to be a full-time vampire hunter and I...hello? Hello?   (travelbite.co.uk) divider line 20
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2013-07-10 01:16:19 PM
slow. news. day.
 
2013-07-10 01:17:43 PM
D?
 
2013-07-10 01:20:30 PM
Pippa Fluffer.
 
2013-07-10 01:20:36 PM
We must not allow unemployment in the Vampire Hunting Sector. Or this business might get messy.

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2013-07-10 01:23:27 PM
The winner of the strangest reason has to be given to a South African man who applied for a European visa, stating that he wanted to go to Romania to 'hunt vampires' for a living.

If the South African Vampire hunter is white, I bet I know whom will be his prime target.

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2013-07-10 01:31:06 PM
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Approves
 
2013-07-10 01:35:21 PM
Positions been filled.  Move along.

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2013-07-10 01:46:47 PM
from Mexico...It later emerged that the applicant had an 'extensive criminal record.

He should come to the U.S. if he's not already here. Sounds like the perfect candidate for amnesty.
 
2013-07-10 01:51:43 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: The winner of the strangest reason has to be given to a South African man who applied for a European visa, stating that he wanted to go to Romania to 'hunt vampires' for a living.

If the South African Vampire hunter is white, I bet I know whom will be his prime target.


Alright, I lol'd.
 
2013-07-10 01:54:43 PM
Came for Jefferson Twilight, leaving satisfied
 
2013-07-10 02:32:31 PM
No pics of Buffy?  I am disappoint.

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2013-07-10 02:49:20 PM
His call would have been more successful if he didn't later tell them: 'Die monster! You don't belong in this world!'
 
2013-07-10 02:56:23 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: The winner of the strangest reason has to be given to a South African man who applied for a European visa, stating that he wanted to go to Romania to 'hunt vampires' for a living.

If the South African Vampire hunter is white, I bet I know whom will be his prime target.

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Dammit i can't find his name. If it something like van Rensburg or Kotze then you might be right otherwise if its a Dlamini or a Nono... then i don't know. Would they hunt their own turned? Maybe if he looked like the tokoloshe
 
2013-07-10 04:08:40 PM
I don't see the problem here--he was going to Romania, after all.  Vampire-hunting would seem like a reasonable job opportunity there.
 
2013-07-10 04:10:03 PM
DID SOMEONE SAY
www.freewebs.com
VAMMMMMPIIIIIIIIIERRRRRRRR?

 
2013-07-10 05:12:21 PM
Why would he start a phone call with "Dear Sirs"?

Or break into writing "Hello...hello?" in the middle of a letter?

CONTINUITY ERROR!
 
2013-07-10 05:38:51 PM

DigitalCoffee: DID SOMEONE SAY
[www.freewebs.com image 640x360]
VAMMMMMPIIIIIIIIIERRRRRRRR?


Great show. I especially liked the idea of the Vampires correcting chemical imbalances in persons they hunted. And the concept of a "Reverse Vampire" was great.
 
2013-07-10 09:15:27 PM
What's the matter with being an  embalmer?
 
2013-07-11 01:05:50 AM
Damn vampire hunters coming over here taking our jobs.

They took our jerbs!

And worse, all those illegal vampire hunters. My Dad's a legal vampire hunter. He played by the rules.

Immigrant vampire hunters do the jobs that our vampire hunters won't do.

Vampire hunters hate us for our freedom.

I know this taxi cab driver who has a medical degree in leeching and cupping and he's driving a cab.

How many vampire hunters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  Vampire hunters don't use lightbulbs. They use cheaper, brighter, reliable full-spectrum LEDs.

Did you know that Google has 2,000,000 hits for "immigration clichés"? And I still couldn't find crap. A bunch of French sites with the same racist TP that the Republicans wipe their brains with.
 
2013-07-11 09:37:39 AM
what the hell does this mean?

FTFA:

... a  'gondolier' (who reckoned they were a dab hand with a pirogue in their native Mali)
 
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