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(Daily Mail)   Zooey Deschanel bans fans from using camera phones at her music gigs, and let me tell you those four folks are not happy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 184
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2013-07-10 09:56:28 AM  
how delightfully quirky!
 
2013-07-10 10:27:47 AM  
weather.blogs.starnewsonline.com
 
2013-07-10 10:49:29 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
Nixon 5 o'clock shadow? I'm overdue for a waxing.
 
2013-07-10 10:52:56 AM  
I would ram my cell phone up her ass...and by 'cell phone' I mean my penis...and by 'ass' I mean ass or any other orifice she offered.
 
2013-07-10 11:11:03 AM  
However, she is perfectly fine with macaroni and glue portraiture.
 
2013-07-10 11:13:35 AM  
her managers probably want to limit cameras around her at all times, so no one gets a pic of her walking around with a pressure cooker bomb.
 
2013-07-10 11:17:43 AM  
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2013-07-10 11:22:06 AM  

thomps: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 768x655]


I have no problem with that.  Just because everyone carries a little video recorder/camera in their pockets everywhere these days doesn't mean that everything needs to be recorded.  Just enjoy the moment for the moment.
 
2013-07-10 11:23:12 AM  
I can still come in with a Zack Morris phone and a standalone camera though, right?
 
2013-07-10 11:26:07 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: thomps: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 768x655]

I have no problem with that.  Just because everyone carries a little video recorder/camera in their pockets everywhere these days doesn't mean that everything needs to be recorded.  Just enjoy the moment for the moment.


I never understood people who do that.

"For the first time in three years, I'm going to see my favorite band play live.  Instead of going and being completely absorbed in the show, I'm going to focus on filming the show with my farking phone, so I can play it back later, completely washed out by the stage lights, and on my phone's tiny speakers, which will probably mostly pick up the drunk fratboy screaming at them to play their one radio-friendly single for 90 minutes."
 
2013-07-10 11:27:10 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: thomps: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 768x655]

I have no problem with that.  Just because everyone carries a little video recorder/camera in their pockets everywhere these days doesn't mean that everything needs to be recorded.  Just enjoy the moment for the moment.


i think it's a good piece of concert etiquette. just wanted to show that karen o did it first and better.
 
2013-07-10 11:34:08 AM  

Sgt Otter: TuteTibiImperes: thomps: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 768x655]

I have no problem with that.  Just because everyone carries a little video recorder/camera in their pockets everywhere these days doesn't mean that everything needs to be recorded.  Just enjoy the moment for the moment.

I never understood people who do that.

"For the first time in three years, I'm going to see my favorite band play live.  Instead of going and being completely absorbed in the show, I'm going to focus on filming the show with my farking phone, so I can play it back later, completely washed out by the stage lights, and on my phone's tiny speakers, which will probably mostly pick up the drunk fratboy screaming at them to play their one radio-friendly single for 90 minutes."


I was in the Louvre a few years ago, and I noticed these throngs of tourists, mostly Asian, who were just blowing through the place looking at just about every piece of art through the view screen of a digital camera and they would stop just long enough to snap a picture and move on.  Maybe they were trying to get through the whole museum in one day, but what is the point of traveling thousands of miles to see some of the greatest works of art mankind has produced through a little two inch screen for a split second?  I don't even take pictures of exhibits in museums.  You have to really sit and look at a painting for a while to get the full experience of what the artist was doing.  Talk about a waste of time.
 
2013-07-10 11:34:50 AM  
BTW, I am in no way comparing Zooey Deschanel's band to the Louvre.  I'm very much over this gal.
 
2013-07-10 11:38:05 AM  
www.funnymisfit.com
 
2013-07-10 11:42:46 AM  
A: Musical acts have long banned cameras. Just because it's on your phone, it doesn't mean that they want you recording.
B: Put that shiat away, I don't want 40,000 lilt up screens distracting me from whomever I am watching in concert. At $70 a ticket, I have no idea why you are not paying attention, but are instead recording the show to watch later in shiatty cell phone quality.
C: I haven't heard any of the stuff on her albums, but the girl can sing. She deserves some credit, subby.
 
2013-07-10 11:43:10 AM  
I'm 100% behind Team Zooey on this one.

It sucks when you're trying to look for a band's video or concert footage or something on YouTube and instead of getting their officially released stuff -- you know, stuff that's been actually professionally produced and has that the band is actually getting some ad revenue from -- you get 800 crappy cell-phone videos that you can't see, you can't hear, and you really didn't want to wait through a 10 second commercial just to find out how bad it was.
 
2013-07-10 11:43:18 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: I would ram my cell phone up her ass...and by 'cell phone' I mean my penis...and by 'ass' I mean ass or any other orifice she offered.


I'm not getting it... could you be more specific? Stop beating around the bush. And by beating I mean ...
 
2013-07-10 11:44:41 AM  
And do what, focus on the music? Clearly, somebody has heard neither She nor Him.
 
2013-07-10 11:45:23 AM  
The only thing more overrated than that girl's looks is her godawful music.
 
2013-07-10 11:45:42 AM  
She's doing it wrong... the alienation/backlash via the internet will be much worse than allowing the phones.
 
2013-07-10 11:45:57 AM  
She has a fantastic voice.  I wouldn't go to a "concert" of hers, but she really does have a great voice.
 
2013-07-10 11:46:42 AM  
Youths....
 
2013-07-10 11:46:48 AM  

meanmutton: I'm 100% behind Team Zooey on this one.


Oh for Christ's sake.
 
2013-07-10 11:47:51 AM  
I'd let her put a music bug in my ear if you know what I mean and I think you do
 
2013-07-10 11:48:38 AM  
Despite preventing camera phones, Zooey still managed to look stunning
 
2013-07-10 11:50:34 AM  
Hey Sugartits....how bout you perform like the trained monkey you are and let the paying customers enjoy the act however they see fit?
 
2013-07-10 11:50:35 AM  

Madbassist1: meanmutton: I'm 100% behind Team Zooey on this one.

Oh for Christ's sake.


Not a fan of that meme?
 
2013-07-10 11:51:09 AM  

meanmutton: I'm 100% behind Team Zooey


dat ass
 
2013-07-10 11:52:49 AM  

zvoidx: She's doing it wrong... the alienation/backlash via the internet will be much worse than allowing the phones.


Hope it comes soon, and she can finally be forgotten and maybe even the quirky hipster AW role in Hollywood will be forgotten and go unfilled.

/send the geek AWs like Olivia Munn away, too.
 
2013-07-10 11:53:20 AM  

Madbassist1: The only thing more overrated than that girl's looks is her godawful music.


www.big10tens.com

Vade retro Satanas!!!
 
2013-07-10 11:56:01 AM  

meanmutton: Madbassist1: meanmutton: I'm 100% behind Team Zooey on this one.

Oh for Christ's sake.

Not a fan of that meme?


The "sound like a farking retard" meme?
 
2013-07-10 11:56:44 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: zvoidx: She's doing it wrong... the alienation/backlash via the internet will be much worse than allowing the phones.

Hope it comes soon, and she can finally be forgotten and maybe even the quirky hipster AW role in Hollywood will be forgotten and go unfilled.

/send the geek AWs like Olivia Munn away, too.


No TV remote / mouse to click to another webpage where you are?
 
2013-07-10 11:57:15 AM  
joeydevilla.com

Honestly, it's not that much to ask.
 
2013-07-10 11:57:38 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Madbassist1: The only thing more overrated than that girl's looks is her godawful music.

[www.big10tens.com image 850x608]

Vade retro Satanas!!!


So you like your women with a mustache. Nothing wrong with that.

1-ps.googleusercontent.com

Here's another chick you'd enjoy

cdn.madamenoire.com
 
2013-07-10 11:57:47 AM  

Hebalo: meanmutton: Madbassist1: meanmutton: I'm 100% behind Team Zooey on this one.

Oh for Christ's sake.

Not a fan of that meme?

The "sound like a farking retard" meme?


Someone's grumpy this morning.  Have some coffee, it'll help.
 
2013-07-10 11:58:22 AM  
Last year I went to a Prince concert where cameras of any description were banned.

There were hired goons walking up and down the aisles, harassing anyone who had something that looked like it might have been a camera in their hands. I think it might have been more annoying and distracting than just letting them do their thing.
 
2013-07-10 12:00:15 PM  

Lee's_Austin: Youths....


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2013-07-10 12:00:16 PM  

meanmutton: Hebalo: meanmutton: Madbassist1: meanmutton: I'm 100% behind Team Zooey on this one.

Oh for Christ's sake.

Not a fan of that meme?

The "sound like a farking retard" meme?

Someone's grumpy this morning.  Have some coffee, it'll help.


I don't think he's part of Team Coffee.

megadiversities.com
 
2013-07-10 12:00:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Quantum Apostrophe: Madbassist1: The only thing more overrated than that girl's looks is her godawful music.

[www.big10tens.com image 850x608]

Vade retro Satanas!!!

So you like your women with a mustache. Nothing wrong with that.

[1-ps.googleusercontent.com image 500x700]

Here's another chick you'd enjoy

[cdn.madamenoire.com image 523x420]


I think you'd be extremely surprised to know just how many women naturally grow some amount of facial hair.
 
2013-07-10 12:01:02 PM  

buntz: She has a fantastic voice.  I wouldn't go to a "concert" of hers, but she really does have a great voice.


Just listened to a few of her songs on YouTube, and she's not bad.  She sort of has a generic indie-pop sound, but some of them are pretty catchy.
 
2013-07-10 12:03:19 PM  

Wolf_Blitzer: I think you'd be extremely surprised to know just how many women naturally grow some amount of facial hair.


I'm sure he would be, had he ever touched or even spoken to an actual woman.
 
2013-07-10 12:04:30 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Wolf_Blitzer: I think you'd be extremely surprised to know just how many women naturally grow some amount of facial hair.

I'm sure he would be, had he ever touched or even spoken to an actual woman.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-10 12:06:19 PM  
But Kodak Instamatic's are still OK, right?
 
2013-07-10 12:07:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Quantum Apostrophe: Madbassist1: The only thing more overrated than that girl's looks is her godawful music.

[www.big10tens.com image 850x608]

Vade retro Satanas!!!

So you like your women with a mustache. Nothing wrong with that.


We all do. We're mammals. Ever hear of lanugo? We are covered in hair follicles.

Women also have hairy armpits and legs and arms.

Things you'll all find out once you grow out of your Jughead phase.
 
2013-07-10 12:08:52 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: FirstNationalBastard: Quantum Apostrophe: Madbassist1: The only thing more overrated than that girl's looks is her godawful music.

[www.big10tens.com image 850x608]

Vade retro Satanas!!!

So you like your women with a mustache. Nothing wrong with that.

We all do. We're mammals. Ever hear of lanugo? We are covered in hair follicles.

Women also have hairy armpits and legs and arms.

Things you'll all find out once you grow out of your Jughead phase.


I've already used the colorized version of the internet white knight meme. B&W would be a regression.
 
2013-07-10 12:10:08 PM  

jayhawk88: But Kodak Instamatic's are still OK, right?


Don't take my Kodachrome away, oh yeah.
 
2013-07-10 12:10:22 PM  

Sgt Otter: TuteTibiImperes: thomps: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 768x655]

I have no problem with that.  Just because everyone carries a little video recorder/camera in their pockets everywhere these days doesn't mean that everything needs to be recorded.  Just enjoy the moment for the moment.

I never understood people who do that.

"For the first time in three years, I'm going to see my favorite band play live.  Instead of going and being completely absorbed in the show, I'm going to focus on filming the show with my farking phone, so I can play it back later, completely washed out by the stage lights, and on my phone's tiny speakers, which will probably mostly pick up the drunk fratboy screaming at them to play their one radio-friendly single for 90 minutes."


I believe it's done so that you can show other people that you were there.  Experience is the new conspicuous consumption.
 
2013-07-10 12:12:06 PM  

dennysgod: [joeydevilla.com image 450x254]

Honestly, it's not that much to ask.


I'm all for this. If I want to watch live recordings of the band, I'll go to youtube and look for good professional versions. When I go to see a band, I want to see the band, not see the band through the phone of the person in front of me.
The last show my wife and I went to was like that. We were lucky because we forked over the extra cash for a meet and greet with the band that also allowed us first access to the venue. Being able to pick spots that were slightly elevated allowed us to mostly ignore all the annoying cell phones. Because we're old and no longer into getting crushed by being in the first few rows that when available we're always going to take any option that allows us better seats or early access.
 
2013-07-10 12:12:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I've already used the colorized version of the internet white knight meme. B&W would be a regression.


profile-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-07-10 12:14:08 PM  
Everything I've heard about this girl makes her sound like quite the coont.  My sister worked the bar at a show she had at my hometown casino.  She said the Zoolander made people turn around when she walked past them and was generally a biatch to security.
 
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