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(Fox News)   Beliebers say restaurant should be honored to accept singer's waste. And F- Bill Clinton for some reason   (foxnews.com) divider line 294
    More: Dumbass, Justin Bieber, Bill Clinton, teen idol, public toilets, tapes, TMZ  
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15730 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2013 at 11:15 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-10 10:13:16 AM  
You know, I'm normally sympathetic to people who are targets of scorn just because of their wealth and popularity. But this kid really is a weapons-grade douchecanoe. The sooner his 15 minutes are up, the better for us all.
 
2013-07-10 10:30:47 AM  
Nice kid.  I taunt my friend's daughter relentlessly for worshiping this waste of a person.
 
2013-07-10 10:35:36 AM  

seventypercent: The sooner his 15 minutes are up, the better for us all.


Puberty's gotta kick in eventually. The second that voice cracks it should be over.
 
2013-07-10 10:49:36 AM  
This kid needs a coont poont
 
2013-07-10 10:51:57 AM  

scottydoesntknow: seventypercent: The sooner his 15 minutes are up, the better for us all.

Puberty's gotta kick in eventually. The second that voice cracks it should be over.


Does the word "castrato" mean anything to you?
 
2013-07-10 10:52:26 AM  
Bill Clinton is the source of all government restrictions against public urination.
 
2013-07-10 10:55:26 AM  
Then, Bieber abruptly changes the subject, grabbing a cleaning liquid bottle and spraying a photo of Bill Clinton on the wall.

"F*** Bill Clinton!" the teen idol declares before heading back into the bar with his friends.


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2013-07-10 10:55:27 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Does the word "castrato" mean anything to you?


That's just nuts.
 
2013-07-10 10:57:48 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: That's just nuts.


♫ Suddenly... I'm not half the man I used to be... ♫
 
2013-07-10 10:59:13 AM  
And there's no rhyme or reason for his actions.  He's just being a little punk.  His default mode is "dick."  At least someone like Kanye has an accuse/reason.  It may be a poor one, but at least he's got one.
 
2013-07-10 11:04:32 AM  
You're the Leif Garrett of the 2010s, buddy.  Enjoy it while you can.
 
2013-07-10 11:06:32 AM  
Don't judge him too harshly. He's 19. I did some really stupid shiate at that age, and I wasn't an international superstar.

I'll wait until he's 30, then I'll hate him.
 
2013-07-10 11:17:23 AM  
He needs to be punched in the stomach really hard.
 
2013-07-10 11:18:07 AM  

Diogenes: And there's no rhyme or reason for his actions.  He's just being a little punk.  His default mode is "dick."  At least someone like Kanye has an accuse/reason.  It may be a poor one, but at least he's got one.


What's Kanye's reason?  Low I.Q.?
 
2013-07-10 11:18:20 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: scottydoesntknow: seventypercent: The sooner his 15 minutes are up, the better for us all.

Puberty's gotta kick in eventually. The second that voice cracks it should be over.

Does the word "castratoAutoTune" mean anything to you?


FTFY
 
2013-07-10 11:21:53 AM  
People need to leave him alone. He's just a regular 'ol, God-fearing young man with a lot of talent who is just having good clean fun, and.....


....ya know what, I can't. This kid needs a cockpunch.
 
2013-07-10 11:22:13 AM  

Jake Havechek: He needs to be punched in the stomach really hard.


No. Harder.
 
2013-07-10 11:22:53 AM  
So he's going on the sex offenders list then?
 
2013-07-10 11:22:54 AM  
I just read Yahoo's version a few minutes ago, and in it Bieber was referred to as a "ponce."

Having no idea what that was I consulted the Urban Dictionary and yeah, they pretty much hit the nail on the head:

Now it is generally used to refer to someone (usually a male) who dresses in nicer clothing and acts in a polished fashion; often interchangable with or pussy, but not necessarily as derogatory: a ponce is not necessarily homosexual, nor are they necessarily passive or weak, but they would tend to be thought of as metrosexual or in their manner of dress.
 
2013-07-10 11:22:59 AM  

Big_Doofus: Diogenes: And there's no rhyme or reason for his actions.  He's just being a little punk.  His default mode is "dick."  At least someone like Kanye has an accuse/reason.  It may be a poor one, but at least he's got one.

What's Kanye's reason?  Low I.Q.?


Ego and large shoulder chip.
 
2013-07-10 11:23:11 AM  

Arkanaut: MaudlinMutantMollusk: scottydoesntknow: seventypercent: The sooner his 15 minutes are up, the better for us all.

Puberty's gotta kick in eventually. The second that voice cracks it should be over.

Does the word "castratoAutoTune" mean anything to you?

FTFY


Pre-Victorian AutoTune
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2013-07-10 11:23:24 AM  
I never thought I could hate a Canadian, then this idiot comes along and proves me wrong.
 
2013-07-10 11:23:27 AM  
If a mob of people with cameras, followed you around 24/7 for the last... what has been now five years? How much f'd up crap would they catch you doing?
 
2013-07-10 11:24:11 AM  

Diogenes: And there's no rhyme or reason for his actions.  He's just being a little punk.  His default mode is "dick."  At least someone like Kanye has an accuse/reason.  It may be a poor one, but at least he's got one.


Does he?
 
2013-07-10 11:24:16 AM  
Dan Fogelberg never pissed in a mop bucket.
 
2013-07-10 11:24:26 AM  

WI241TH: Jake Havechek: He needs to be punched in the stomach really hard.

No. Harder.


Yeah, I saw that.  I wonder how Canadian hockey fans are reacting to that.
 
2013-07-10 11:26:35 AM  

tblax: Diogenes: And there's no rhyme or reason for his actions.  He's just being a little punk.  His default mode is "dick."  At least someone like Kanye has an accuse/reason.  It may be a poor one, but at least he's got one.

Does he?


I didn't say it was a good one.
 
2013-07-10 11:27:09 AM  

neversubmit: If a mob of people with cameras, followed you around 24/7 for the last... what has been now five years? How much f'd up crap would they catch you doing?


Probably jerking off in the privacy of my own home. Certainly not crashing my Ferrari while high, wearing farked up, leopard print genie pants or pissing in restaurant mop buckets. There's no excuse for this shiat.
 
2013-07-10 11:27:14 AM  

vernonFL: Don't judge him too harshly. He's 19. I did some really stupid shiate at that age, and I wasn't an international superstar.

I'll wait until he's 30, then I'll hate him.


The thing is, he's an entertainer.... That is why he has a career. To piss in a mop bucket, which will presumably then be used to clean the floors of a public restaurant, shows that he has a disdain for the very people who prop him up.
 
2013-07-10 11:27:31 AM  
I thought he sat down to pee.
 
2013-07-10 11:27:32 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: scottydoesntknow: seventypercent: The sooner his 15 minutes are up, the better for us all.

Puberty's gotta kick in eventually. The second that voice cracks it should be over.

Does the word "castrato" mean anything to you?


So the voice would be preserved, but at least it couldn't reproduce.  Intriguing notion.
 
2013-07-10 11:28:59 AM  

RoxtarRyan: People need to leave him alone. He's just a regular 'ol, God-fearing young man with a lot of talent who is just having good clean fun, and.....


....ya know what, I can't. This kid needs a cockpunch.


Wouldn't help...

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2013-07-10 11:29:08 AM  

Jake Havechek: Dan Fogelberg never pissed in a mop bucket.


Celine Dion did but you have to pay to see the video.
 
2013-07-10 11:29:31 AM  
If that was in a Timmy's, they'll have him charged, tried and convicted by 5:00 today.
 
2013-07-10 11:29:32 AM  
1) He's a drunk stupid young person, as most of us have been.  I've probably peed somewhere inappropriate once or twice in my life.
2) Bill Clinton is a dick.  Have you met the guy?  He once sprayed some cleaner in my face and said fark you, I was just trying to get Linda Tripp's phone #.
 
2013-07-10 11:29:34 AM  
Oh hai guyz, ima stand right on this dumb head.
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2013-07-10 11:29:55 AM  

neversubmit: If a mob of people with cameras, followed you around 24/7 for the last... what has been now five years? How much f'd up crap would they catch you doing?


"Stars" that use this for an excuse are lame.  There are plenty of ways you can avoid the media and keep you private life private.  It's not hard, either.
 
2013-07-10 11:30:13 AM  

ChrisDe: I never thought I could hate a Canadian, then this idiot comes along and proves me wrong.


He's no Canadian.  Nope.  Not him.  Don't know what you're talking about.  Hey!  Look over there!

We're collectively embarrassed.

neversubmit: If a mob of people with cameras, followed you around 24/7 for the last... what has been now five years? How much f'd up crap would they catch you doing?


They'd get nothing.  I'm as boring an individual as you'd ever meet.  Anyone following me around would be looking for a squirrel because it would probably be doing something vastly more interesting.
 
2013-07-10 11:30:16 AM  
It would be funny if Bill Clinton went to his house and said that he was there to fulfill his request.

If would also be funny if the bar owner, and all the patrons went to his house to piss on his floor.
 
2013-07-10 11:30:33 AM  
This truly what our founding fathers had in mind when they invented the internet.
 
2013-07-10 11:30:38 AM  
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So he's started his potty training? They grow up so quickly these days...
 
2013-07-10 11:32:48 AM  
For some reason? 
How about DADT, DOMA and Rwanda?
 
2013-07-10 11:32:58 AM  

Jesus built my hybrid: It would be funny if Bill Clinton went to his house and said that he was there to fulfill his request.

If would also be funny if the bar owner, and all the patrons went to his house to piss on his floor.


Not on the rug, man...

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2013-07-10 11:32:59 AM  
Just try this for a while.

He'll still be an obnoxious douchebag, but at least he'll have made you smile.
 
2013-07-10 11:33:39 AM  
He missed the bonus point of tossing either a dollar coin or a twoonie into the piss bucket to insure that someone touched your pee.

/Bieber Pee is a great band name.
 
2013-07-10 11:33:39 AM  

neversubmit: If a mob of people with cameras, followed you around 24/7 for the last... what has been now five years? How much f'd up crap would they catch you doing?


Not much, but then I have just enough brains to not do stupid shiat in front of cameras.
 
2013-07-10 11:34:01 AM  
I wonder how long till his d-bag antics cause his fans to turn on him.
 
2013-07-10 11:34:25 AM  
Reading that it was his mum posting videos on Youtube that led to him becoming a star makes me wonder how his mum feels. I can forgive her for being slightly conflicted, as I'm sure she's probably living in the lap of luxury now, but I would think she is a terrible parent if she didn't regret it even slightly. Nay, a terrible human being. No one should live to see their son become this colossal super-bag of dicks. She's got to know that he is just awful.
 
2013-07-10 11:35:12 AM  
20 bucks he doesn't live past 25.
 
2013-07-10 11:35:25 AM  

seventypercent: You know, I'm normally sympathetic to people who are targets of scorn just because of their wealth and popularity. But this kid really is a weapons-grade douchecanoe. The sooner his 15 minutes are up, the better for us all.


We're done here, folks, wrap it up
 
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