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(ABC 27)   19-foot python discovered in charity store. "Its head was the size of a small dog"   ( divider line
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2013-07-10 10:13:39 AM  
They should have used Perl.
2013-07-10 10:14:51 AM  
.... or four very large hamsters, or one medium-sized rabbit if you count the whole of the body and not just the head.
2013-07-10 10:16:03 AM  
That is what she said last night
2013-07-10 10:18:36 AM  
jesus christ, subby--proofread much?? maybe next time just go with the copy-pasta from TFA.
2013-07-10 10:20:55 AM  
also, from TFA:

"We thought a person had fallen through the ceiling because the roof panel was cut in half," Auld said. "When they've hit the floor, they've vomited and then staggered and fallen over. That's what we thought anyway."

2013-07-10 10:21:28 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
2013-07-10 10:23:44 AM  

*checks article*

Australia? I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.
2013-07-10 10:25:06 AM  
Bart's meteor nods in approval.
2013-07-10 10:28:18 AM  

jshine: They should have used Perl.

Or classes. How many LOC is 19 feet?
2013-07-10 10:30:03 AM
2013-07-10 10:31:18 AM  
so pythons piss puke? or shiat puke?

all this fannying around with 'relieved itself' just leads to confusion
2013-07-10 10:35:44 AM  
Silent "s", very meta, subby...
2013-07-10 10:37:53 AM  
Still no match for the 24-inch pythons, brother!
2013-07-10 10:47:39 AM  

Hawnkee: Still no match for the 24-inch pythons, brother!

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Came to post hogan, everytime i hear python that is what i think about
2013-07-10 10:52:11 AM  
In Florida, we find them IN the wetlands and then relocate them to heaven.
2013-07-10 11:01:19 AM  
The scrub python (aka amethystine python) is Australia's longest native snake.  It's slender, so 37 kg for 19 feet might be plausible.

Australia's biggest zoo snake is named Atomic Betty. al ian-reptile-park_n_1182896.html
2013-07-10 11:03:42 AM  
But, shiat it was 99 CENTS!
2013-07-10 11:16:30 AM
2013-07-10 12:15:03 PM  

WillofJ2: Hawnkee: Still no match for the 24-inch pythons, brother!

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Came to post hogan, everytime i hear python that is what i think about

So you have a Homoerotic fascination with muscular men in speedos?
2013-07-10 12:19:21 PM  
So that's where Mr. Huggles went!
2013-07-10 12:21:54 PM  
"That's not a snake.  THAT's a snake."

/oblig Paul Hogan reference
2013-07-10 12:35:27 PM
2013-07-10 01:13:59 PM  
"Hail, the size of canned hams."

-meteorologist, David Letterman
2013-07-10 01:20:00 PM
My Anaconda don't want none unless ya got buns hun....
2013-07-10 01:38:23 PM  
Where do I sign up to be a snake catcher?  Got a snake problem, call me - long as it ain't venomous I got this shiat.
2013-07-11 02:29:30 AM  
Call Turtleman!
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