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(Yahoo)   While America was enjoying a nap-filled day of beer and leftover BBQ, Israel was blowing up advanced Russian missiles at a Syrian military base on the 5th of July   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line 40
    More: Interesting, BBQ, raid, deaths, Israelis, Russians, Syrians, missiles, anti-ship missile  
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2013-07-10 09:48:07 AM  
Their Sabbath is on the wrong day, their fireworks are on the wrong day...  What's wrong with those people?
 
2013-07-10 10:06:35 AM  

Diogenes: Their Sabbath is on the wrong day, their fireworks are on the wrong day...  What's wrong with those people?


not their aim
 
2013-07-10 10:40:19 AM  
l.yimg.com

What does that say on the nose of the plane? It looks like the N-word.
 
2013-07-10 10:47:18 AM  
and nobody cares ...
 
2013-07-10 10:48:29 AM  
probably not a bad idea, the place is a shiatshow and who knows would eventually get those missiles.
 
2013-07-10 10:48:37 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Their Sabbath is on the wrong day, their fireworks are on the wrong day...  What's wrong with those people?

not their aim


Well they've been practicing trimming stuff down for quite awhile now
 
2013-07-10 10:53:24 AM  
I'm guessing "Israeli Missile Attack" probably voids the warranty, sorry Assad, you'll have to place another order.

/Russians laughing all the way to the bank over Syria
 
2013-07-10 10:55:37 AM  
FTFA:   This would be the fourth such strike this year

lol... so basically Israel just walks right on in any time they want to blow up things they dont like.

You cant say they dont get shiat done.
 
2013-07-10 10:59:27 AM  
This is starting to sound like an actual hot war brewing.
 
2013-07-10 10:59:29 AM  

Alonjar: lol... so basically Israel just walks right on in any time they want to blow up things they dont like.


I think they just fly close to the air space border and use like cruise missiles we sold them, so they technically aren't even in Syrian air space
 
2013-07-10 11:00:13 AM  

Alonjar: FTFA:   This would be the fourth such strike this year

lol... so basically Israel just walks right on in any time they want to blow up things they dont like.

You cant say they dont get shiat done.


That sounds like my three-year-old. With fewer pyrotechnics.
 
2013-07-10 11:00:58 AM  
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2013-07-10 11:02:48 AM  

vernonFL: [l.yimg.com image 480x360]

What does that say on the nose of the plane? It looks like the N-word.


The pilot's callsign.

It looks like there's an obscured letter/word behind the pilot('s facemask). The word you're seeing is "pipiyot", meaning "points". "Cherev pipiyot" means "double-edged sword" (literally "sword with points", or "sword of points").
 
2013-07-10 11:07:51 AM  
Believe it or not, it's not always the Joos fault.

Syrian rebels hint Israel behind attack on missile cache

"When there is an attack or explosion of some sort or another in the Middle East, usually no matter what we are blamed," Ya'alon said during a visit to Tze'elim base on Tuesday, specifying that Israel is not involving itself in the civil war in Syria.
 
2013-07-10 11:11:11 AM  
FTA  "Israeli officials have made clear,the shipments would include the long-range Yakhonts "
How do you pronounce that last word?
 
2013-07-10 11:11:58 AM  

powtard: This is starting to sound like an actual hot war brewing.


Good God, y'all.
 
2013-07-10 11:13:18 AM  

EngineerBob: FTA  "Israeli officials have made clear,the shipments would include the long-range Yakhonts "
How do you pronounce that last word?


Rhymes with coont poont?
 
2013-07-10 11:16:09 AM  

shifty lookin bleeder: powtard: This is starting to sound like an actual hot war brewing.

Good God, y'all.


Say it again
 
2013-07-10 11:17:58 AM  

shifty lookin bleeder: EngineerBob: FTA  "Israeli officials have made clear,the shipments would include the long-range Yakhonts "
How do you pronounce that last word?

Rhymes with coont poont?


3.bp.blogspot.com WTF am I reading?
 
2013-07-10 11:24:19 AM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: I'm guessing "Israeli Missile Attack" probably voids the warranty, sorry Assad, you'll have to place another order.

/Russians laughing all the way to the bank over Syria


Turns out, the missiles aren't any good if you keep them in the box.
 
2013-07-10 11:29:56 AM  
Well, that explains why Israel didn't make it over for beer and leftover BBQ.
 
2013-07-10 11:41:13 AM  
Yay! for Israel. More, baby, more!
 
2013-07-10 11:42:01 AM  
After all it's not like we sell weapons to Israel so they can act as our proxy in that region.
 
2013-07-10 11:44:59 AM  
uh, good? If I'm rooting for anyone over there in that infested catbox, it's the ones on the side of Western civilization, becuase that's my side, and its better?
 
2013-07-10 11:57:15 AM  
While it is often pronounced militry...its never actually supposed to be spelled that way.

themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2013-07-10 12:11:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
Are we sure it was Israel?
 
2013-07-10 12:20:37 PM  
That's what we pay them for.
 
2013-07-10 12:21:00 PM  
Good. Lets give Israel more ammunition.
 
2013-07-10 12:31:10 PM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: I'm guessing "Israeli Missile Attack" probably voids the warranty, sorry Assad, you'll have to place another order.

/Russians laughing all the way to the bank over Syria


Yep, I was thinking the same thing.
 
2013-07-10 12:49:11 PM  
the 5th of july was always the day we set off the leftover fireworks or whichever didn't go off
it seems the tradition has spread!!
 
2013-07-10 01:01:27 PM  
Would not be a bit surprised if a Russian bureaucrat was selling time and location delivery to Israel. If not the Russian government its self.
What do they care as long as the checks clear.
 
2013-07-10 01:02:40 PM  

vernonFL: What does that say on the nose of the plane? It looks like the N-word.


Does it say anything about the sheriff?
 
2013-07-10 01:08:57 PM  

Gleeman: [i.imgur.com image 801x347]
Are we sure it was Israel?


Russian intelligence is actually pretty good about tracking our ops in regions of their interest, pretty sure they would call us out on their shiat if this were the case.
 
2013-07-10 01:23:18 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: "pretty sure they would call us out on their shiat if this were the case"

Why would they? This way they get to sell more missiles.
 
2013-07-10 01:26:54 PM  

ringersol: IdBeCrazyIf: "pretty sure they would call us out on their shiat if this were the case"

Why would they? This way they get to sell more missiles.


......good point
 
2013-07-10 01:35:13 PM  

Dr Dreidel: vernonFL: [l.yimg.com image 480x360]

What does that say on the nose of the plane? It looks like the N-word.

The pilot's callsign.

It looks like there's an obscured letter/word behind the pilot('s facemask). The word you're seeing is "pipiyot", meaning "points". "Cherev pipiyot" means "double-edged sword" (literally "sword with points", or "sword of points").


Thanks, I was going with "we will fark your day".
 
2013-07-10 02:41:22 PM  

vernonFL: [l.yimg.com image 480x360]

What does that say on the nose of the plane? It looks like the N-word.


That's because you're reading it the wrong way around.

// it's double-edged sword like Dreidel said.
 
2013-07-10 03:38:53 PM  
Came for the hot Israeli babes.

?????
 
2013-07-10 09:38:18 PM  

ringersol: IdBeCrazyIf: "pretty sure they would call us out on their shiat if this were the case"

Why would they? This way they get to sell more missiles.


3.bp.blogspot.com
I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
 
2013-07-10 11:04:45 PM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: /Russians laughing all the way to the bank over Syria


Ding Ding Ding
Looks like another winner folks
Money is all war has ever been about
 
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