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(Huffington Post)   Virgin who auctioned off her virginity for $780,000 now says she was tricked and exploited   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 191
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2013-07-10 05:15:52 PM  
Why would you want to have sex with a virgin? Give me a woman with a few miles on her tyvm.
 
2013-07-10 05:21:20 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.

No kidding, I wish I had been tricked and exploited like that.


It's not too late if you still want that.
If you say you're a virgin, I'll promise to give you $780k.

/Oh, you probably ment you wanted to get exploited AND get 780k. That's not what your words said.
 
2013-07-10 05:28:02 PM  

Skwrl: Why do people want to sleep with virgins?  By definition, they are incredibly inexperienced, which means that the whole thing is going to, you know, be awful...


Because you can say "Yes darling, this is the normal way to do it," and she won't know any better
 
2013-07-10 05:41:54 PM  

GonzoNihilist: For three quarters of a million dollars I'd go atm with a creepy old Japanese dude.


shiat for 3/4 million I'd go ATM with an old Japanese dude, and I'm strait, dont have yellow fever, and definitely dont like older partner.
 
2013-07-10 05:43:46 PM  

jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01


I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?
 
2013-07-10 05:43:49 PM  
www.horrordvds.com

"What do you mean doesn't count?"
 
2013-07-10 05:47:16 PM  

IrishBlunder: Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?
[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320] [cdn.malaysiandigest.com image 357x285]


No.  No, she doesn't.
 
2013-07-10 05:57:53 PM  
A couple years ago, the membership of Totalfark pledged a total of over $3000 to fly me someplace where hookers are legal and get me laid.

It's not three quarters of a million dollars but that's a lot of money for some random internet doofus to give it up for the first time.
 
2013-07-10 06:12:11 PM  

likefunbutnot: A couple years ago, the membership of Totalfark pledged a total of over $3000 to fly me someplace where hookers are legal and get me laid.

It's not three quarters of a million dollars but that's a lot of money for some random internet doofus to give it up for the first time.


...I have so many questions...
 
2013-07-10 07:22:47 PM  
anyone who does this can't be to sane in the first place.
 
2013-07-10 07:33:24 PM  
Poor girl probably doesn't even know the difference between a blow j** and a ham sandwich.  I guess I'll see if I can get her to come over for lunch tomorrow.
 
2013-07-10 07:44:25 PM  
Ehhh, she's the definition of an Attention Whore. Her body is quite nice, but she has the face of a man. Butterface is the correct term for her and it will only get worse as she ages. Her fifteen minutes are up and her dad is probably wishing that they never came up. I'm sure he is so proud.
 
2013-07-10 07:50:34 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-10 07:54:21 PM  

Skwrl: Why do people want to sleep with virgins?  By definition, they are incredibly inexperienced, which means that the whole thing is going to, you know, be awful...


That's why I went after the pregnant chicks. You know they put out, and you don't have to worry about getting them knocked up.

/ what means "misogyny"?
 
2013-07-10 08:05:15 PM  

OBBN: Ehhh, she's the definition of an Attention Whore. Her body is quite nice, but she has the face of a man. Butterface is the correct term for her and it will only get worse as she ages. Her fifteen minutes are up and her dad is probably wishing that they never came up. I'm sure he is so proud.


waybelowmystandards.jpg
 
2013-07-10 08:09:38 PM  

Begoggle: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 750x600]


Not giving a shiat doesn't mean she's an attention whore.  Hell, I would argue Yachiru isn't even self aware enough to be an attention whore.

fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-10 08:31:03 PM  

rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.


The point is she didn't get her 780k.
 
2013-07-10 08:31:34 PM  

Nattering Nabob: jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01

I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?


152
 
2013-07-10 08:34:10 PM  
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-07-10 08:38:25 PM  

Oldiron_79: Nattering Nabob: jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01

I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?

152


I got $152.25.

If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.
 
2013-07-10 08:56:14 PM  

megarian: ...I have so many questions...


I didn't take them up on it.
 
2013-07-10 08:57:24 PM  

likefunbutnot: megarian: ...I have so many questions...

I didn't take them up on it.


You are a stronger person than I.
 
2013-07-10 09:30:36 PM  

megarian: Oldiron_79: Nattering Nabob: jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01

I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?

152

I got $152.25.

If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.


Cool with me, but I did bid first... so....
 
2013-07-10 09:34:07 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: megarian: Oldiron_79: Nattering Nabob: jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01

I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?

152

I got $152.25.

If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.

Cool with me, but I did bid first... so....


Yeah yeah yeah...it's cool. Just wipe her down. Maybe some Purell? I completely understand if you don't want her using your showering facilities.
 
2013-07-10 09:36:24 PM  

megarian: symptomoftheuniverse: megarian: Oldiron_79: Nattering Nabob: jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01

I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?

152

I got $152.25.

If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.

Cool with me, but I did bid first... so....

Yeah yeah yeah...it's cool. Just wipe her down. Maybe some Purell? I completely understand if you don't want her using your showering facilities.


I've got a hose in the back yard, so no prob.
 
2013-07-10 09:56:16 PM  

megarian: If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.

i.imgur.com

R.I.P. "...AND WE CAN STOP OUR WHORING"
 
2013-07-10 10:03:25 PM  

Somacandra: megarian: If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.


R.I.P. "...AND WE CAN STOP OUR WHORING"


I laughed *way* too hard at that.

also acceptable:
[tommyboy.jpg] "shakin their behinds for the menfolk..."
 
2013-07-10 10:05:30 PM  
"The woman who became an Internet sensation by auctioning off her virginity for $780,000 now says that she was tricked and exploited -- and that she's still a virgin."

That's some trick.  Er, or not a trick, I guess if she didn't actually turn it.
 
2013-07-10 10:11:18 PM  
Whores like her always complain they are the victim
 
2013-07-10 10:13:41 PM  

UberDave: I believe she is a virgin.


Yeah, now that I look at her face I do......
 
2013-07-10 10:24:18 PM  

SigilBear: 780,000 dollar virgin or $10,000 super hawt call girl who will do anything to me that my depraved mind can possibly imagine...

/Decisions, decisions.


I see your $10K and raise you Barb and Veronica in the trailer about 3 miles from here. You will need a carton of smokes.
 
2013-07-10 11:17:19 PM  
Sisely denies Migliorini's claims. "We have the footage to prove otherwise," he told HuffPost by email.

Internet sex video sensation in 5... 4... 3...
 
2013-07-10 11:25:48 PM  
She does have a fantastic ass
 
2013-07-11 12:31:43 AM  

Paka Ono: [www.horrordvds.com image 850x362]

"What do you mean doesn't count?"


Monster Squad?  I do believe that the wolfman has nads.
 
2013-07-11 12:35:17 AM  

IrishBlunder: Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?
[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320] [cdn.malaysiandigest.com image 357x285]


I see more of a Paris Jackson
fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.netcdn.malaysiandigest.com
 
2013-07-11 12:37:48 AM  
I'd buy that for a dollar !
cdn.malaysiandigest.com
 
2013-07-11 03:34:01 AM  
Well... now that we have the term "whore" clearly defined.  We can go home now?
 
2013-07-11 06:13:16 AM  
I see a volcano in her future.
 
2013-07-11 08:28:46 AM  
I like how she says she's still proudly a virgin.

Translation: I'm still proudly up for sale!
 
2013-07-11 08:53:16 AM  
Following which she exploits the system for money in court
 
2013-07-11 11:34:24 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Begoggle: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 750x600]

Not giving a shiat doesn't mean she's an attention whore.  Hell, I would argue Yachiru isn't even self aware enough to be an attention whore.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 600x750]


NERD FIGHT!!!!

sorry, it's early...
 
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