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2013-07-10 02:34:02 PM  
For three quarters of a million dollars I'd go atm with a creepy old Japanese dude.
 
2013-07-10 02:34:14 PM  

IrishBlunder: Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?
[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320] [cdn.malaysiandigest.com image 357x285]


Not really, and from the sound of it she's not nearly as smart.
 
2013-07-10 02:34:22 PM  
$780k is a lot of money for a first-timer who will probably just lay there like a wet gunnysack.
 
2013-07-10 02:40:45 PM  

Lexx: Let's see...

She didn't put out.  She didn't get paid.  AND, she wouldn't play ball with the reality TV series, having already gained enough notoriety to launch a modeling career.

Not a farking iota of pity do I feel.

 
2013-07-10 02:49:00 PM  

ChipNASA: Nana's Vibrator: Nattering Nabob: symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.

I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.

ONE DOLLAR, Bob!

/amidoinitrite?

In the Butt BOB.

/I'm doing it right.


Technically
 
2013-07-10 02:49:17 PM  
So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01
 
2013-07-10 02:49:20 PM  

armanox: rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.

If you read the article (I know, I'm expecting a lot on Fark) she claims she didn't get the money either.  Or the sex.



She claims that the bidder she met was falsely advertised while simultaneously non-existent. She also left the country in the middle of filming to do a modelling shoot, but still wants a percentage of the film's sales, even though she never did the thing.

No compassion for her.

FTFA:
""Natsu" placed the winning bid for Migliorini. But when she went to meet him in a restaurant in Sydney, Australia, he didn't match the description Sisely gave her. "

followed by:
"Migliorini now believes that "Natsu" doesn't exist. She never had sex with him, and proudly describes herself as a virgin. "
 
2013-07-10 02:52:50 PM  
$780k for a frumpy-faced girl (albeit with a nice body) who's bad at sex?  Worst investment ever.  Pass.
 
2013-07-10 02:54:35 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Is this like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity, and then lost it?


You lost your Hamster Virginity.

/You are doing it wrong.
//unless richard.gere.jpg
///nttatwwt nothing right about that.
 
2013-07-10 03:00:20 PM  

Madbassist1: www.mbird.com


I gots mad stacks of fat cheddah yo

/off to the gym

TheGogmagog: ChipNASA: Nana's Vibrator: Nattering Nabob: symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.

I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.

ONE DOLLAR, Bob!

/amidoinitrite?

In the Butt BOB.

/I'm doing it right.

Technically


You really don't want her showcase though
 
2013-07-10 03:01:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: sharphead: MMMM.. slideshow.

The face is ok (smile is weird), but that ass looks like it's worth almost $800K.


I'd eat a bowl of soup out of it on a hot august afternoon.
 
2013-07-10 03:01:08 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.


Half a life time salary?  You should poor.
 
2013-07-10 03:07:37 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

Half a life time salary?  You should poor.


Er.  Should = sound

applejackpony.org
 
2013-07-10 03:14:18 PM  
What a complete and utter dumbsh*t
 
2013-07-10 03:25:47 PM  

Lexx: Slaxl: Lexx: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.

But this is Fark, so it's closer to a full lifetime salary for the average farker. Just you n' me with our enormous salaries raise it up so high. It's like Dubai, everyone's earning $3 a month, but we're earning billions!

I'm not making a lot.  But 780k is 39k over 20 years.  If your average person works about 40 years,  that's 20k/year, which translates to, full-time, 10 bucks an hour.

That's...Jesus.  That's sad.



Average wage in the U.S. is about $15.50 per hour, or about $30,000 per year.  Multiply that by 40 years, you get $1.2 million lifetime.  So $780,000 is more than half a lifetime's salary.
 
2013-07-10 03:31:27 PM  
YuuuuuuP
 
2013-07-10 03:31:49 PM  

2chris2: Lexx: Slaxl: Lexx: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.

But this is Fark, so it's closer to a full lifetime salary for the average farker. Just you n' me with our enormous salaries raise it up so high. It's like Dubai, everyone's earning $3 a month, but we're earning billions!

I'm not making a lot.  But 780k is 39k over 20 years.  If your average person works about 40 years,  that's 20k/year, which translates to, full-time, 10 bucks an hour.

That's...Jesus.  That's sad.


Average wage in the U.S. is about $15.50 per hour, or about $30,000 per year.  Multiply that by 40 years, you get $1.2 million lifetime.  So $780,000 is more than half a lifetime's salary.


fark me, that's horrible.  What's average with a 4 year degree that's not in the arts?
 
2013-07-10 03:31:49 PM  

DMZ DEATH: scottydoesntknow: sharphead: MMMM.. slideshow.

The face is ok (smile is weird), but that ass looks like it's worth almost $800K.

I'd eat a bowl of soup out of it on a hot august afternoon.


She's Brazilian? I'm sure she uses that ass, then. Yum.
 
2013-07-10 03:32:39 PM  
Successful AW is successful.
 
2013-07-10 03:33:50 PM  

Lexx: fark me, that's horrible. What's average with a 4 year degree that's not in the arts?


That's it. Jesus, dude.
 
2013-07-10 03:35:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-10 03:36:43 PM  
So much for a heart of gold.
 
2013-07-10 03:37:49 PM  

Madbassist1: Lexx: fark me, that's horrible. What's average with a 4 year degree that's not in the arts?

That's it. Jesus, dude.


That link at least proves the other guy wrong.  Median weekly earning, across the board, is $815, which is a fair sight better than the $15.50/hour that dude was quoting.
 
2013-07-10 03:37:52 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

Half a life time salary?  You should poor.


Again with the reading abilities.  I'm immeasurably wealthy.  It's half YOUR lifetime's salary.  That's why I'm confused as to the reason you want to spend half your life's labors to get all up in some average chick's business.  Weirdo.  She goin' get rich off you and Lexx.
 
2013-07-10 03:42:36 PM  

Lexx: Madbassist1: Lexx: fark me, that's horrible. What's average with a 4 year degree that's not in the arts?

That's it. Jesus, dude.

That link at least proves the other guy wrong.  Median weekly earning, across the board, is $815, which is a fair sight better than the $15.50/hour that dude was quoting.


those are to different figures. Median household income is 51k or so. and keep in mind a lot of those households likely have two people working. Things are not great in the US of A.
 
2013-07-10 03:43:26 PM  
two. two different figures, dammit.

/off to google "spelling dictionary"
 
2013-07-10 03:44:23 PM  
She was pressured to do it... yeah thats the ticket.
 
2013-07-10 03:44:43 PM  
$780K for a night in the sack with an allegedly completely inexperienced  partner?

In "Harlem Nights", Della Reese described what I would expect for that kind of money: "...pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine."
 
2013-07-10 03:49:18 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.


I think the word "whore" is completely appropriate.  She was willing to sell her body for money.  That's pretty much Webster's definition of whore.  You can substitute "prostitute" or "sex worker" if you don't like all of the dirty, dirty connotation that goes along with the word whore.

/For the record, at that price, I would have been willing to not only sacrifice my virginity but also to tattoo the word "whore" across my forehead and let the dude spit in my mouth.
 
2013-07-10 03:53:02 PM  

LordBeavis: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

I think the word "whore" is completely appropriate.  She was willing to sell her body for money.  That's pretty much Webster's definition of whore.  You can substitute "prostitute" or "sex worker" if you don't like all of the dirty, dirty connotation that goes along with the word whore.

/For the record, at that price, I would have been willing to not only sacrifice my virginity but also to tattoo the word "whore" across my forehead and let the dude spit in my mouth.



Well, now that we know what you are, let's haggle over the price.
 
2013-07-10 03:55:48 PM  
Curiously, while she might remain a virgin, she's still a whore.
 
2013-07-10 03:58:56 PM  
I think her English is bad and she's confusing the word "Virgin" with "Whore".
 
2013-07-10 04:07:35 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Again with the reading abilities. I'm immeasurably wealthy. It's half YOUR lifetime's salary. That's why I'm confused as to the reason you want to spend half your life's labors to get all up in some average chick's business. Weirdo. She goin' get rich off you and Lexx.


$780,000 is half my life times salary?

Really?  Is there a retroactive pay cut I took and haven't been told about it?  Also, doesn't that mean I need give up additional money, or can I continue at this rate and then just work for free?

Not really sure how this is supposed to work.

Also, she was an aspiring whore.  She was trading sex for money.  That's what whore's do.  That's the definition of being a whore.  If you're upset about this whore being a whore, maybe you should be angry at the whore in question.
 
2013-07-10 04:16:31 PM  

Lexx: bigpete53: This looks to be a fine thread full of reasonable discourse surrounding the feminist cause.

This is one of those side-topics that really just detracts from the overall discussion.  Misogynists are coming out of the woodwork, and although feminists might get offended at the rhetoric, they have a hard time defending the "victim".


I fail to see how this is even a thread about gender relations.
to me it is simply a thread about a dumbass.

so please continue to mock this dumbass fark. Lets leave the sexism biatching for a more appropriate thread.
 
2013-07-10 04:25:38 PM  
Satanic_Hamster:
Also, she was an aspiring whore.  She was trading sex for money.  That's what whore's do.  That's the definition of being a whore.  If you're upset about this whore being a whore, maybe you should be angry at the whore in question.

I wasn't quite derailed by the definition - it was the context.  Saying whore makes it sound like a bad thing.  $5 for sex so she can buy meth is probably worthy of negative context.  Someone getting $780,000 for sex is still by definition a whore, but I'd consider it a sound business decision and would see that person in a positive light.  Unless we're talking 2 human centipedes / one cup stuff
 
2013-07-10 04:31:07 PM  
I am trying to get over the fact that she was willing to have sex and lose her virginity with a 53 year old man and have it filmed. I guess for 20% of the film's profits and all of the 780,000 it wouldn't be such a bad deal. For me to bid I would have to know the details as in if it is a one round event or an all night deal, because I wouldn't pay that kind of money for one off, but I would if I could take her over and over all night. I say take instead of make love since I would be paying for it and she would likely not be into it no matter how great of a lover I am.

Also I wouldn't call her a whore since if I read correctly this was to be filmed so that would make her an actress who had preformed an un-simulated sex scene.
 
2013-07-10 04:32:01 PM  
You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.
 
2013-07-10 04:36:18 PM  
in some of those pictures she looks like Winnie Cooper a little

(I would do unnatural things to Winnie Cooper)
 
2013-07-10 04:36:37 PM  

Madbassist1: IdBeCrazyIf: 780k?

No offense girl, but I've done better in the ass for no more than three shots of tequila and a jager bomb

[26.jpg]


Brilliant  www.freshegg.com
 
2013-07-10 04:39:48 PM  
Pfft, and most nerds can't give it away for free.
 
2013-07-10 04:40:44 PM  

neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.


Wouldn't that be a slut (or in my thoughts "How you doing?") because slang for prostitute is whore?
 
2013-07-10 04:44:44 PM  
I'm sure she's not the first prostitute who didn't like it that everyone knew she was selling her body, and I'm sure she won't be the last.
 
2013-07-10 04:46:48 PM  

JuggleGeek: I'm sure she's not the first prostitute who didn't like it that everyone knew she was selling her body, and I'm sure she won't be the last.


Didn't stop her from doing Playboy and showing the world her goods.
 
2013-07-10 04:46:55 PM  

neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.


Words have meanings.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whore

Definition of WHORE1 : a woman who engages in sexual acts for money
 
2013-07-10 04:47:19 PM  

Profedius: neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.

Wouldn't that be a slut (or in my thoughts "How you doing?") because slang for prostitute is whore?


Its not slang. The definition of whore (from dictionary.com

a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet

neversubmit is just plain wrong
 
2013-07-10 04:49:30 PM  

Profedius: neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.

Wouldn't that be a slut (or in my thoughts "How you doing?") because slang for prostitute is whore?


"How you doing?")

You are into females so I'm guessing you wouldn't care for me getting into you. };-)>

slang for prostitute is whore

I did not know that.
 
2013-07-10 04:51:07 PM  

amishkarl: Profedius: neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.

Wouldn't that be a slut (or in my thoughts "How you doing?") because slang for prostitute is whore?

Its not slang. The definition of whore (from dictionary.com

a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet

neversubmit is just plain wrong


I'm just plain dumb, because I never got paid! I guess that means I'm a slut. :(
 
2013-07-10 05:04:53 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: $780,000 for her virginity? Must be nice. I can't give mine away.

/That's only because I look like Pee Wee Herman's stunt double, butt uglier.
//Which would actually make for a good Fark handle.
///Also, I did not know that Bigfoot was still a virgin.


shiat Buddy, come up to Canada and I will land you some beaver.

FTFFP - "I'm death camp skinny, and my ears are so big my head looks like a taxi cab with the doors open."

Girls dig confidence too ;)
 
2013-07-10 05:10:40 PM  

neversubmit: Profedius: neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.

Wouldn't that be a slut (or in my thoughts "How you doing?") because slang for prostitute is whore?

"How you doing?")

You are into females so I'm guessing you wouldn't care for me getting into you. };-)>

slang for prostitute is whore

I did not know that.




Lol I am bisexual as far as the sexual part is consider meaning I wouldn't have a romantic relationship with a man but that "How you doing?" wasn't meant for you I was just saying that I don't think someone male or female that enjoys lots of sex should be called a slut and I was trying to do it in a funny way.
 
2013-07-10 05:13:22 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I wasn't quite derailed by the definition - it was the context. Saying whore makes it sound like a bad thing. $5 for sex so she can buy meth is probably worthy of negative context. Someone getting $780,000 for sex is still by definition a whore, but I'd consider it a sound business decision and would see that person in a positive light. Unless we're talking 2 human centipedes / one cup stuff


This is the perfect context to call a whore a whore.  She's taking money for sex, which is what whore's do.  Being a well paid whore doesn't make you any less of a whore.
 
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