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(Huffington Post)   Virgin who auctioned off her virginity for $780,000 now says she was tricked and exploited   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2013-07-10 01:45:50 PM  

boscoman: Yeah, her face is a litle meh, but the rest of her is nice:  http://www.nossamusa.com/2013/01/fotos-de-catarina-migliorini-nua-na. h tml


Probably should've thrown a NSFW tag on there buddy.
 
2013-07-10 01:46:29 PM  

rudemix: armanox: rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.

If you read the article (I know, I'm expecting a lot on Fark) she claims she didn't get the money either.  Or the sex.

So she gave nothing and got nothing? I fail to see why there is an article then.


Because they made a big deal a few years ago about her getting both?
 
2013-07-10 01:47:11 PM  
So that filmmaker made her feel like a virgin. Farked over for the very first time.
 
2013-07-10 01:47:54 PM  
this is a bookmark...
 
2013-07-10 01:48:05 PM  

Maud Dib: Butterface.
But I'd churn it.


Ok saw a few comments about her face in this thread, glad I'm not the only one who saw it.

BANGIN' body though!
 
2013-07-10 01:49:53 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: 420Gabriel: I think we can all agree that only a slut would auction off her virginity.

A dirty, filthy slut.   The whore.

armanox: If you read the article (I know, I'm expecting a lot on Fark) she claims she didn't get the money either. Or the sex.

If she didn't get the sex, then why would she get the money?  I don't think the WHORE understands how WHORING works.


www.themartywombachershow.com

/oblig
 
2013-07-10 01:49:55 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If you're auctioning off your virginity, you've already had more weiners in you than Joey Chestnut on the 4th 5th of July.

/FTFY
 
2013-07-10 01:50:05 PM  
But when she went to meet him in a restaurant in Sydney, Australia, he didn't match the description Sisely gave her.

What description?  "The guy that paid the money."  For fark's sake, when you auction your cooter to the highest bidder, you don't get to pick what the winner looks like.
 
2013-07-10 01:50:24 PM  
Several hundred years ago, she might have been sacrificed. Now that's being exploited.
 
2013-07-10 01:51:43 PM  

bigpete53: [i290.photobucket.com image 608x480]


Hey!  Not enough for the money is not a "sharp knees" argument.

Even George Clooney can use it, mostly because it's true for a whole bunch of women (and men).
 
2013-07-10 01:52:30 PM  

SigilBear: 780,000 dollar virgin or $10,000 super hawt call girl who will do anything to me that my depraved mind can possibly imagine...

/Decisions, decisions.


Well Im pretty sure 780k is close enough to a million to make Lawrence arraingements.
 
2013-07-10 01:52:49 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: A 53-year-old Japanese millionaire who identified himself online as "Natsu" placed the winning bid for Migliorini. But when she went to meet him in a restaurant in Sydney, Australia, he didn't match the description Sisely gave her. Nor did they ever have sex.

Seriously? I got news for you sweetheart. For 780K, you're gonna be on your knees gargling my choad chum and nut gravy like it's mothers milk. I don't care if i look like jabba the hut. You're taking it and like it missy. And yes..you're not going to shiat right for a week.

/and the whole thing sounds like bullshiat to me. I would offer to let her blow me if she paid me 100 bucks. I can fark for free. I don't need to give up my cash just to fark some unskilled virgin. Give me a MILF anyday.


It's nice to finally see a true gentleman on Fark.
 
2013-07-10 01:53:09 PM  

Nattering Nabob: symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.

I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.


ONE DOLLAR, Bob!

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-07-10 01:53:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: AlwaysRightBoy: F**k her and her attention whoring.

I think that was the plan


You're welcome.
 
2013-07-10 01:53:31 PM  
No love for you, Natsu.
 
2013-07-10 01:53:57 PM  

Gullyborg: She did meet a new boyfriend on the internet.  He's a French model.  Bonjour.


Straight male models exist?
 
2013-07-10 01:54:42 PM  
i1125.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 01:54:51 PM  
Yeah, whatever you say, prostitute.
 
2013-07-10 01:55:32 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Nattering Nabob: symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.

I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.

ONE DOLLAR, Bob!

/amidoinitrite?


In the Butt BOB.

/I'm doing it right.
 
2013-07-10 01:56:11 PM  

Oldiron_79: SigilBear: 780,000 dollar virgin or $10,000 super hawt call girl who will do anything to me that my depraved mind can possibly imagine...

/Decisions, decisions.

Well Im pretty sure 780k is close enough to a million to make Lawrence arraingements.


Don't even need that much, there's a pair who advert on backpage here locally that will tag team for 120 and they are easily solid 8's.

Economy is rough yo
 
2013-07-10 01:57:11 PM  
Fark virgins
 
2013-07-10 01:57:17 PM  

omgrtfa: Wasn't there a dude that auctioned off his back door virginity? What ever happen to him?


He didn't get paid either.
That baritone fart was a deal breaker.
 
2013-07-10 01:57:44 PM  

omgrtfa: Wasn't there a dude that auctioned off his back door virginity? What ever happen to him?


That dude is still limping
 
2013-07-10 01:59:17 PM  
isn't there more to life than marriage, such as teh gay?
 
2013-07-10 01:59:37 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: 780k?

No offense girl, but I've done better in the ass for no more than three shots of tequila and a jager bomb


www.mbird.com
 
2013-07-10 02:00:53 PM  
There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.
 
2013-07-10 02:00:54 PM  
celebsview.info

She's a wirgin!
You don't believe me you try.
 
2013-07-10 02:02:17 PM  
And every guy I know gave away their virginity for nothing ! Some even paid to loose their virginity.
 
2013-07-10 02:02:33 PM  
SKS: Madam would you have sex with me for a million dollars?
woman: ummmm, ok.
SKS: would you have sex with me for a hundred dollars?
woman:  sir!  I'm not that kind of woman!
SKS: madam, we've already established what kind of woman you are... now we are just negotiating the price.
 
2013-07-10 02:02:46 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.


That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.
 
2013-07-10 02:04:37 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-10 02:05:07 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: 780k?

No offense girl, but I've done better in the ass for no more than three shots of tequila and a jager bomb



Pics? BIE? mmm?
 
2013-07-10 02:05:35 PM  
Is this like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity, and then lost it?
 
2013-07-10 02:08:17 PM  

Lexx: That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.


I hate to break it to you, but he's not wrong for nearly half of American households. And that's gross income.
 
2013-07-10 02:11:00 PM  

Skwrl: Why do people want to sleep with virgins?  By definition, they are incredibly inexperienced, which means that the whole thing is going to, you know, be awful...


THIS. I had virgins back as a young teen, but who would want to endure that again? Inexperience, blood all over the place, potential crying jags, constant reassurance.... been there, done that, no desire for repeats...
 
2013-07-10 02:11:11 PM  

Lexx: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.


But this is Fark, so it's closer to a full lifetime salary for the average farker. Just you n' me with our enormous salaries raise it up so high. It's like Dubai, everyone's earning $3 a month, but we're earning billions!
 
2013-07-10 02:11:14 PM  
What a twisted perception people have of sex, when that kind of payment is suggested for hiring a completely unskilled provider...
 
2013-07-10 02:13:27 PM  
So the anonymous bidder on the internet did not look like the description she was given?

What a strange turn of events. I am shocked.
 
2013-07-10 02:13:32 PM  

Slaxl: Lexx: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.

But this is Fark, so it's closer to a full lifetime salary for the average farker. Just you n' me with our enormous salaries raise it up so high. It's like Dubai, everyone's earning $3 a month, but we're earning billions!


I'm not making a lot.  But 780k is 39k over 20 years.  If your average person works about 40 years,  that's 20k/year, which translates to, full-time, 10 bucks an hour.

That's...Jesus.  That's sad.
 
2013-07-10 02:13:54 PM  
Judy Blume on standby to write the Lifetime movie version.
 
2013-07-10 02:13:57 PM  

Lexx: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your

lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.


Read again, welfare boy.
 
2013-07-10 02:15:59 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Skwrl: Why do people want to sleep with virgins?  By definition, they are incredibly inexperienced, which means that the whole thing is going to, you know, be awful...

Not if you're also a virgin or just terrible at sex. It's hard to have an idea of what good/bad sex is when you've never had it.


I don't know about all that. I was, admittedly, a complete pervert by my teens. I held off having sex until 17, but I had read every erotic novel I could get my hands on (no cheesy romance novels here, I read the gooooood stuff, from the used bookstore near the uni that'd been there since the 50's). I had a VERY good idea how I wanted that to go. My boyfriend was older, and I even freaked him out a little. Apparently, bossiness is not so attractive, at first. ;)
 
2013-07-10 02:16:36 PM  
To all you virgins out there -  thanks for nothing.
 
2013-07-10 02:16:46 PM  

Kaltros: What a twisted perception people have of sex, when that kind of payment is suggested for hiring a completely unskilled provider...


excellent perspective.  I can outsource to China and get 24 virgins for the same cost.
 
2013-07-10 02:16:53 PM  
Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?
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2013-07-10 02:21:46 PM  

IrishBlunder: Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?
[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320] [cdn.malaysiandigest.com image 357x285]


Uh, no.
 
2013-07-10 02:25:55 PM  

IrishBlunder: Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?


Not as much as you think, but have them both sent to my quarters.
 
2013-07-10 02:28:50 PM  

skozlaw: Her face looks like a small child's face... it's off-putting. Like a really creepy Photoshop.


That's why I bid...
 
2013-07-10 02:30:05 PM  

ChipNASA: Nana's Vibrator: Nattering Nabob: symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.

I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.

ONE DOLLAR, Bob!

/amidoinitrite?

In the Butt BOB.

/I'm doing it right.


He was fat Bob...
 
2013-07-10 02:32:52 PM  
Can you sue yourself for damages in Brazil, or something?
 
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