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2013-07-10 01:28:25 PM  
I believe she is a virgin.
 
2013-07-10 01:30:57 PM  

UberDave: I believe she is a virgin.


I believe in bigfoot, too.
 
2013-07-10 01:32:12 PM  
If you're auctioning off your virginity, you've already had more weiners in you than Joey Chestnut on the 4th of July.
 
2013-07-10 01:32:43 PM  
MMMM.. slideshow.
 
2013-07-10 01:32:51 PM  
She did meet a new boyfriend on the internet.  He's a French model.  Bonjour.
 
2013-07-10 01:33:09 PM  
So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.
 
2013-07-10 01:34:00 PM  
I would take her virginity, if you know what I mean
 
2013-07-10 01:34:52 PM  

rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.


She didn't get the money either.
 
2013-07-10 01:35:35 PM  
this is stupid
 
2013-07-10 01:35:54 PM  
I think we can all agree that only a slut would auction off her virginity.
 
2013-07-10 01:35:55 PM  

sharphead: MMMM.. slideshow.


The face is ok (smile is weird), but that ass looks like it's worth almost $800K.
 
2013-07-10 01:36:04 PM  
Why can't I find any sympathy for this?
 
2013-07-10 01:36:05 PM  

Interceptor1: rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.

She didn't get the money either.


So then she basically had the experience of every girl, except she was all over the news for it?

Ouch!
 
2013-07-10 01:36:07 PM  
She sounds whorey.
 
2013-07-10 01:36:13 PM  

rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.


No kidding, I wish I had been tricked and exploited like that.
 
2013-07-10 01:36:33 PM  
I think the only part of her that's still a virgin is her nose, and that's already been blown.
 
2013-07-10 01:36:35 PM  
Butterface.
But I'd churn it.
 
2013-07-10 01:36:40 PM  
Let's see...

She didn't put out.  She didn't get paid.  AND, she wouldn't play ball with the reality TV series, having already gained enough notoriety to launch a modeling career.

Not a farking iota of pity do I feel.
 
2013-07-10 01:37:00 PM  
Here's my SHOCKED face....

ak1.picdn.net
 
2013-07-10 01:37:10 PM  
$780,000 for her virginity? Must be nice. I can't give mine away.

/That's only because I look like Pee Wee Herman's stunt double, butt uglier.
//Which would actually make for a good Fark handle.
///Also, I did not know that Bigfoot was still a virgin.
 
2013-07-10 01:37:14 PM  
F**k her and her attention whoring.
 
2013-07-10 01:37:37 PM  
This looks to be a fine thread full of reasonable discourse surrounding the feminist cause.
 
2013-07-10 01:37:54 PM  
Meh. I'd go $150.
 
2013-07-10 01:37:54 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: F**k her and her attention whoring.


I think that was the plan
 
2013-07-10 01:37:55 PM  
This is every guy first-time married.
 
2013-07-10 01:38:01 PM  
I'm trying so hard to care... so hard.

/it's hard
 
2013-07-10 01:38:02 PM  
In unrelated news, that extra "pat down" by the TSA just dropped your personal value by $780,000
 
2013-07-10 01:38:12 PM  

420Gabriel: I think we can all agree that only a slut would auction off her virginity.


hey hey hey!

Yes.
 
2013-07-10 01:38:55 PM  

rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.


If you read the article (I know, I'm expecting a lot on Fark) she claims she didn't get the money either.  Or the sex.
 
2013-07-10 01:39:58 PM  
A dumb biatch and her money are soon parted. Well that, and her common sense
 
2013-07-10 01:40:04 PM  

420Gabriel: I think we can all agree that only a slut would auction off her virginity.


A dirty, filthy slut.   The whore.

armanox: If you read the article (I know, I'm expecting a lot on Fark) she claims she didn't get the money either. Or the sex.


If she didn't get the sex, then why would she get the money?  I don't think the WHORE understands how WHORING works.
 
2013-07-10 01:40:44 PM  

armanox: rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.

If you read the article (I know, I'm expecting a lot on Fark) she claims she didn't get the money either.  Or the sex.


So she gave nothing and got nothing? I fail to see why there is an article then.
 
2013-07-10 01:40:51 PM  
780k?

No offense girl, but I've done better in the ass for no more than three shots of tequila and a jager bomb
 
2013-07-10 01:41:47 PM  

420Gabriel: I think we can all agree that only a slut would auction off her virginity.


I disagree, I'm not a slut but I would have auctioned off my virginity if I had known it was a possibility. I just would have ended up in bed with the Thing's ugly sister, and 3 shillings richer. Not slutty, just good sense to make money from something so meaningless and from desperate people.
 
2013-07-10 01:41:47 PM  

bigpete53: This looks to be a fine thread full of reasonable discourse surrounding the feminist cause.


Whore!
 
2013-07-10 01:42:00 PM  
She's cute, and that is a nice ass, but that is not an ass worth 3/4 of a million dollars.
 
2013-07-10 01:43:10 PM  
Why do people want to sleep with virgins?  By definition, they are incredibly inexperienced, which means that the whole thing is going to, you know, be awful...
 
2013-07-10 01:43:11 PM  

bigpete53: This looks to be a fine thread full of reasonable discourse surrounding the feminist cause.


This is one of those side-topics that really just detracts from the overall discussion.  Misogynists are coming out of the woodwork, and although feminists might get offended at the rhetoric, they have a hard time defending the "victim".
 
2013-07-10 01:43:20 PM  
A 53-year-old Japanese millionaire who identified himself online as "Natsu" placed the winning bid for Migliorini. But when she went to meet him in a restaurant in Sydney, Australia, he didn't match the description Sisely gave her. Nor did they ever have sex.

Seriously? I got news for you sweetheart. For 780K, you're gonna be on your knees gargling my choad chum and nut gravy like it's mothers milk. I don't care if i look like jabba the hut. You're taking it and like it missy. And yes..you're not going to shiat right for a week.

/and the whole thing sounds like bullshiat to me. I would offer to let her blow me if she paid me 100 bucks. I can fark for free. I don't need to give up my cash just to fark some unskilled virgin. Give me a MILF anyday.
 
2013-07-10 01:43:24 PM  
i290.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 01:43:47 PM  
Wasn't there a dude that auctioned off his back door virginity? What ever happen to him?
 
2013-07-10 01:43:47 PM  
780,000 dollar virgin or $10,000 super hawt call girl who will do anything to me that my depraved mind can possibly imagine...

/Decisions, decisions.
 
2013-07-10 01:43:49 PM  
Her face looks like a small child's face... it's off-putting. Like a really creepy Photoshop.
 
2013-07-10 01:43:49 PM  
Stupid at every level, from every side, except for whoever got the auction money.
 
2013-07-10 01:43:57 PM  
Virulency:   this is stupid

This.
 
2013-07-10 01:43:59 PM  

1ceTr0n: A dumb biatch and her money legsare soon parted. Well that, and her common sense


Here.  Fixed that for you.
 
2013-07-10 01:44:29 PM  

boscoman: Yeah, her face is a litle meh, but the rest of her is nice:  http://www.nossamusa.com/2013/01/fotos-de-catarina-migliorini-nua-na. h tml


So she posed for Playboy, but yet she is unfamiliar with the concept of selling your body for money

whorefail?
 
2013-07-10 01:44:38 PM  

Skwrl: Why do people want to sleep with virgins?  By definition, they are incredibly inexperienced, which means that the whole thing is going to, you know, be awful...


Not if you're also a virgin or just terrible at sex. It's hard to have an idea of what good/bad sex is when you've never had it.
 
2013-07-10 01:45:24 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.


I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.
 
2013-07-10 01:45:44 PM  

abfalter: 1ceTr0n: A dumb biatch and her money legsare soon parted. Well that, and her common sense

Here.  Fixed that for you.


Well played sir....
 
2013-07-10 01:45:50 PM  

boscoman: Yeah, her face is a litle meh, but the rest of her is nice:  http://www.nossamusa.com/2013/01/fotos-de-catarina-migliorini-nua-na. h tml


Probably should've thrown a NSFW tag on there buddy.
 
2013-07-10 01:46:29 PM  

rudemix: armanox: rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.

If you read the article (I know, I'm expecting a lot on Fark) she claims she didn't get the money either.  Or the sex.

So she gave nothing and got nothing? I fail to see why there is an article then.


Because they made a big deal a few years ago about her getting both?
 
2013-07-10 01:47:11 PM  
So that filmmaker made her feel like a virgin. Farked over for the very first time.
 
2013-07-10 01:47:54 PM  
this is a bookmark...
 
2013-07-10 01:48:05 PM  

Maud Dib: Butterface.
But I'd churn it.


Ok saw a few comments about her face in this thread, glad I'm not the only one who saw it.

BANGIN' body though!
 
2013-07-10 01:49:53 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: 420Gabriel: I think we can all agree that only a slut would auction off her virginity.

A dirty, filthy slut.   The whore.

armanox: If you read the article (I know, I'm expecting a lot on Fark) she claims she didn't get the money either. Or the sex.

If she didn't get the sex, then why would she get the money?  I don't think the WHORE understands how WHORING works.


www.themartywombachershow.com

/oblig
 
2013-07-10 01:49:55 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If you're auctioning off your virginity, you've already had more weiners in you than Joey Chestnut on the 4th 5th of July.

/FTFY
 
2013-07-10 01:50:05 PM  
But when she went to meet him in a restaurant in Sydney, Australia, he didn't match the description Sisely gave her.

What description?  "The guy that paid the money."  For fark's sake, when you auction your cooter to the highest bidder, you don't get to pick what the winner looks like.
 
2013-07-10 01:50:24 PM  
Several hundred years ago, she might have been sacrificed. Now that's being exploited.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-07-10 01:51:43 PM  

bigpete53: [i290.photobucket.com image 608x480]


Hey!  Not enough for the money is not a "sharp knees" argument.

Even George Clooney can use it, mostly because it's true for a whole bunch of women (and men).
 
2013-07-10 01:52:30 PM  

SigilBear: 780,000 dollar virgin or $10,000 super hawt call girl who will do anything to me that my depraved mind can possibly imagine...

/Decisions, decisions.


Well Im pretty sure 780k is close enough to a million to make Lawrence arraingements.
 
2013-07-10 01:52:49 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: A 53-year-old Japanese millionaire who identified himself online as "Natsu" placed the winning bid for Migliorini. But when she went to meet him in a restaurant in Sydney, Australia, he didn't match the description Sisely gave her. Nor did they ever have sex.

Seriously? I got news for you sweetheart. For 780K, you're gonna be on your knees gargling my choad chum and nut gravy like it's mothers milk. I don't care if i look like jabba the hut. You're taking it and like it missy. And yes..you're not going to shiat right for a week.

/and the whole thing sounds like bullshiat to me. I would offer to let her blow me if she paid me 100 bucks. I can fark for free. I don't need to give up my cash just to fark some unskilled virgin. Give me a MILF anyday.


It's nice to finally see a true gentleman on Fark.
 
2013-07-10 01:53:09 PM  

Nattering Nabob: symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.

I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.


ONE DOLLAR, Bob!

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-07-10 01:53:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: AlwaysRightBoy: F**k her and her attention whoring.

I think that was the plan


You're welcome.
 
2013-07-10 01:53:31 PM  
No love for you, Natsu.
 
2013-07-10 01:53:57 PM  

Gullyborg: She did meet a new boyfriend on the internet.  He's a French model.  Bonjour.


Straight male models exist?
 
2013-07-10 01:54:42 PM  
i1125.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 01:54:51 PM  
Yeah, whatever you say, prostitute.
 
2013-07-10 01:55:32 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Nattering Nabob: symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.

I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.

ONE DOLLAR, Bob!

/amidoinitrite?


In the Butt BOB.

/I'm doing it right.
 
2013-07-10 01:56:11 PM  

Oldiron_79: SigilBear: 780,000 dollar virgin or $10,000 super hawt call girl who will do anything to me that my depraved mind can possibly imagine...

/Decisions, decisions.

Well Im pretty sure 780k is close enough to a million to make Lawrence arraingements.


Don't even need that much, there's a pair who advert on backpage here locally that will tag team for 120 and they are easily solid 8's.

Economy is rough yo
 
2013-07-10 01:57:11 PM  
Fark virgins
 
2013-07-10 01:57:17 PM  

omgrtfa: Wasn't there a dude that auctioned off his back door virginity? What ever happen to him?


He didn't get paid either.
That baritone fart was a deal breaker.
 
2013-07-10 01:57:44 PM  

omgrtfa: Wasn't there a dude that auctioned off his back door virginity? What ever happen to him?


That dude is still limping
 
2013-07-10 01:59:17 PM  
isn't there more to life than marriage, such as teh gay?
 
2013-07-10 01:59:37 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: 780k?

No offense girl, but I've done better in the ass for no more than three shots of tequila and a jager bomb


www.mbird.com
 
2013-07-10 02:00:53 PM  
There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.
 
2013-07-10 02:00:54 PM  
celebsview.info

She's a wirgin!
You don't believe me you try.
 
2013-07-10 02:02:17 PM  
And every guy I know gave away their virginity for nothing ! Some even paid to loose their virginity.
 
2013-07-10 02:02:33 PM  
SKS: Madam would you have sex with me for a million dollars?
woman: ummmm, ok.
SKS: would you have sex with me for a hundred dollars?
woman:  sir!  I'm not that kind of woman!
SKS: madam, we've already established what kind of woman you are... now we are just negotiating the price.
 
2013-07-10 02:02:46 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.


That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.
 
2013-07-10 02:04:37 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-10 02:05:07 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: 780k?

No offense girl, but I've done better in the ass for no more than three shots of tequila and a jager bomb



Pics? BIE? mmm?
 
2013-07-10 02:05:35 PM  
Is this like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity, and then lost it?
 
2013-07-10 02:08:17 PM  

Lexx: That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.


I hate to break it to you, but he's not wrong for nearly half of American households. And that's gross income.
 
2013-07-10 02:11:00 PM  

Skwrl: Why do people want to sleep with virgins?  By definition, they are incredibly inexperienced, which means that the whole thing is going to, you know, be awful...


THIS. I had virgins back as a young teen, but who would want to endure that again? Inexperience, blood all over the place, potential crying jags, constant reassurance.... been there, done that, no desire for repeats...
 
2013-07-10 02:11:11 PM  

Lexx: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.


But this is Fark, so it's closer to a full lifetime salary for the average farker. Just you n' me with our enormous salaries raise it up so high. It's like Dubai, everyone's earning $3 a month, but we're earning billions!
 
2013-07-10 02:11:14 PM  
What a twisted perception people have of sex, when that kind of payment is suggested for hiring a completely unskilled provider...
 
2013-07-10 02:13:27 PM  
So the anonymous bidder on the internet did not look like the description she was given?

What a strange turn of events. I am shocked.
 
2013-07-10 02:13:32 PM  

Slaxl: Lexx: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.

But this is Fark, so it's closer to a full lifetime salary for the average farker. Just you n' me with our enormous salaries raise it up so high. It's like Dubai, everyone's earning $3 a month, but we're earning billions!


I'm not making a lot.  But 780k is 39k over 20 years.  If your average person works about 40 years,  that's 20k/year, which translates to, full-time, 10 bucks an hour.

That's...Jesus.  That's sad.
 
2013-07-10 02:13:54 PM  
Judy Blume on standby to write the Lifetime movie version.
 
2013-07-10 02:13:57 PM  

Lexx: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your

lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.


Read again, welfare boy.
 
2013-07-10 02:15:59 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Skwrl: Why do people want to sleep with virgins?  By definition, they are incredibly inexperienced, which means that the whole thing is going to, you know, be awful...

Not if you're also a virgin or just terrible at sex. It's hard to have an idea of what good/bad sex is when you've never had it.


I don't know about all that. I was, admittedly, a complete pervert by my teens. I held off having sex until 17, but I had read every erotic novel I could get my hands on (no cheesy romance novels here, I read the gooooood stuff, from the used bookstore near the uni that'd been there since the 50's). I had a VERY good idea how I wanted that to go. My boyfriend was older, and I even freaked him out a little. Apparently, bossiness is not so attractive, at first. ;)
 
2013-07-10 02:16:36 PM  
To all you virgins out there -  thanks for nothing.
 
2013-07-10 02:16:46 PM  

Kaltros: What a twisted perception people have of sex, when that kind of payment is suggested for hiring a completely unskilled provider...


excellent perspective.  I can outsource to China and get 24 virgins for the same cost.
 
2013-07-10 02:16:53 PM  
Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?
img2.timeinc.net cdn.malaysiandigest.com
 
2013-07-10 02:21:46 PM  

IrishBlunder: Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?
[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320] [cdn.malaysiandigest.com image 357x285]


Uh, no.
 
2013-07-10 02:25:55 PM  

IrishBlunder: Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?


Not as much as you think, but have them both sent to my quarters.
 
2013-07-10 02:28:50 PM  

skozlaw: Her face looks like a small child's face... it's off-putting. Like a really creepy Photoshop.


That's why I bid...
 
2013-07-10 02:30:05 PM  

ChipNASA: Nana's Vibrator: Nattering Nabob: symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.

I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.

ONE DOLLAR, Bob!

/amidoinitrite?

In the Butt BOB.

/I'm doing it right.


He was fat Bob...
 
2013-07-10 02:32:52 PM  
Can you sue yourself for damages in Brazil, or something?
 
2013-07-10 02:34:02 PM  
For three quarters of a million dollars I'd go atm with a creepy old Japanese dude.
 
2013-07-10 02:34:14 PM  

IrishBlunder: Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?
[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320] [cdn.malaysiandigest.com image 357x285]


Not really, and from the sound of it she's not nearly as smart.
 
2013-07-10 02:34:22 PM  
$780k is a lot of money for a first-timer who will probably just lay there like a wet gunnysack.
 
2013-07-10 02:40:45 PM  

Lexx: Let's see...

She didn't put out.  She didn't get paid.  AND, she wouldn't play ball with the reality TV series, having already gained enough notoriety to launch a modeling career.

Not a farking iota of pity do I feel.

 
2013-07-10 02:49:00 PM  

ChipNASA: Nana's Vibrator: Nattering Nabob: symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.

I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.

ONE DOLLAR, Bob!

/amidoinitrite?

In the Butt BOB.

/I'm doing it right.


Technically
 
2013-07-10 02:49:17 PM  
So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01
 
2013-07-10 02:49:20 PM  

armanox: rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.

If you read the article (I know, I'm expecting a lot on Fark) she claims she didn't get the money either.  Or the sex.



She claims that the bidder she met was falsely advertised while simultaneously non-existent. She also left the country in the middle of filming to do a modelling shoot, but still wants a percentage of the film's sales, even though she never did the thing.

No compassion for her.

FTFA:
""Natsu" placed the winning bid for Migliorini. But when she went to meet him in a restaurant in Sydney, Australia, he didn't match the description Sisely gave her. "

followed by:
"Migliorini now believes that "Natsu" doesn't exist. She never had sex with him, and proudly describes herself as a virgin. "
 
2013-07-10 02:52:50 PM  
$780k for a frumpy-faced girl (albeit with a nice body) who's bad at sex?  Worst investment ever.  Pass.
 
2013-07-10 02:54:35 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Is this like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity, and then lost it?


You lost your Hamster Virginity.

/You are doing it wrong.
//unless richard.gere.jpg
///nttatwwt nothing right about that.
 
2013-07-10 03:00:20 PM  

Madbassist1: www.mbird.com


I gots mad stacks of fat cheddah yo

/off to the gym

TheGogmagog: ChipNASA: Nana's Vibrator: Nattering Nabob: symptomoftheuniverse: Meh. I'd go $150.

I'd go $151, but then I'm a big spender.

ONE DOLLAR, Bob!

/amidoinitrite?

In the Butt BOB.

/I'm doing it right.

Technically


You really don't want her showcase though
 
2013-07-10 03:01:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: sharphead: MMMM.. slideshow.

The face is ok (smile is weird), but that ass looks like it's worth almost $800K.


I'd eat a bowl of soup out of it on a hot august afternoon.
 
2013-07-10 03:01:08 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.


Half a life time salary?  You should poor.
 
2013-07-10 03:07:37 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

Half a life time salary?  You should poor.


Er.  Should = sound

applejackpony.org
 
2013-07-10 03:14:18 PM  
What a complete and utter dumbsh*t
 
2013-07-10 03:25:47 PM  

Lexx: Slaxl: Lexx: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.

But this is Fark, so it's closer to a full lifetime salary for the average farker. Just you n' me with our enormous salaries raise it up so high. It's like Dubai, everyone's earning $3 a month, but we're earning billions!

I'm not making a lot.  But 780k is 39k over 20 years.  If your average person works about 40 years,  that's 20k/year, which translates to, full-time, 10 bucks an hour.

That's...Jesus.  That's sad.



Average wage in the U.S. is about $15.50 per hour, or about $30,000 per year.  Multiply that by 40 years, you get $1.2 million lifetime.  So $780,000 is more than half a lifetime's salary.
 
2013-07-10 03:31:27 PM  
YuuuuuuP
 
2013-07-10 03:31:49 PM  

2chris2: Lexx: Slaxl: Lexx: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

That's pretty sad, that you consider $780,000 half a lifetime's salary.

But this is Fark, so it's closer to a full lifetime salary for the average farker. Just you n' me with our enormous salaries raise it up so high. It's like Dubai, everyone's earning $3 a month, but we're earning billions!

I'm not making a lot.  But 780k is 39k over 20 years.  If your average person works about 40 years,  that's 20k/year, which translates to, full-time, 10 bucks an hour.

That's...Jesus.  That's sad.


Average wage in the U.S. is about $15.50 per hour, or about $30,000 per year.  Multiply that by 40 years, you get $1.2 million lifetime.  So $780,000 is more than half a lifetime's salary.


fark me, that's horrible.  What's average with a 4 year degree that's not in the arts?
 
2013-07-10 03:31:49 PM  

DMZ DEATH: scottydoesntknow: sharphead: MMMM.. slideshow.

The face is ok (smile is weird), but that ass looks like it's worth almost $800K.

I'd eat a bowl of soup out of it on a hot august afternoon.


She's Brazilian? I'm sure she uses that ass, then. Yum.
 
2013-07-10 03:32:39 PM  
Successful AW is successful.
 
2013-07-10 03:33:50 PM  

Lexx: fark me, that's horrible. What's average with a 4 year degree that's not in the arts?


That's it. Jesus, dude.
 
2013-07-10 03:35:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-10 03:36:43 PM  
So much for a heart of gold.
 
2013-07-10 03:37:49 PM  

Madbassist1: Lexx: fark me, that's horrible. What's average with a 4 year degree that's not in the arts?

That's it. Jesus, dude.


That link at least proves the other guy wrong.  Median weekly earning, across the board, is $815, which is a fair sight better than the $15.50/hour that dude was quoting.
 
2013-07-10 03:37:52 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

Half a life time salary?  You should poor.


Again with the reading abilities.  I'm immeasurably wealthy.  It's half YOUR lifetime's salary.  That's why I'm confused as to the reason you want to spend half your life's labors to get all up in some average chick's business.  Weirdo.  She goin' get rich off you and Lexx.
 
2013-07-10 03:42:36 PM  

Lexx: Madbassist1: Lexx: fark me, that's horrible. What's average with a 4 year degree that's not in the arts?

That's it. Jesus, dude.

That link at least proves the other guy wrong.  Median weekly earning, across the board, is $815, which is a fair sight better than the $15.50/hour that dude was quoting.


those are to different figures. Median household income is 51k or so. and keep in mind a lot of those households likely have two people working. Things are not great in the US of A.
 
2013-07-10 03:43:26 PM  
two. two different figures, dammit.

/off to google "spelling dictionary"
 
2013-07-10 03:44:23 PM  
She was pressured to do it... yeah thats the ticket.
 
2013-07-10 03:44:43 PM  
$780K for a night in the sack with an allegedly completely inexperienced  partner?

In "Harlem Nights", Della Reese described what I would expect for that kind of money: "...pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine."
 
2013-07-10 03:49:18 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.


I think the word "whore" is completely appropriate.  She was willing to sell her body for money.  That's pretty much Webster's definition of whore.  You can substitute "prostitute" or "sex worker" if you don't like all of the dirty, dirty connotation that goes along with the word whore.

/For the record, at that price, I would have been willing to not only sacrifice my virginity but also to tattoo the word "whore" across my forehead and let the dude spit in my mouth.
 
2013-07-10 03:53:02 PM  

LordBeavis: Nana's Vibrator: There is a lot of name calling, particularly throwing around the word whore.  Y'all say it as if it's a bad thing.  I would gladly have given up my virginity for $780,000.  I already have the terribly awkward story, I may as well have gotten money for it.  And if that would have made me a whore, then so be it.  But I'd be a whore with half your lifetime's salary in one lump sum.

I think the word "whore" is completely appropriate.  She was willing to sell her body for money.  That's pretty much Webster's definition of whore.  You can substitute "prostitute" or "sex worker" if you don't like all of the dirty, dirty connotation that goes along with the word whore.

/For the record, at that price, I would have been willing to not only sacrifice my virginity but also to tattoo the word "whore" across my forehead and let the dude spit in my mouth.



Well, now that we know what you are, let's haggle over the price.
 
2013-07-10 03:55:48 PM  
Curiously, while she might remain a virgin, she's still a whore.
 
2013-07-10 03:58:56 PM  
I think her English is bad and she's confusing the word "Virgin" with "Whore".
 
2013-07-10 04:07:35 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Again with the reading abilities. I'm immeasurably wealthy. It's half YOUR lifetime's salary. That's why I'm confused as to the reason you want to spend half your life's labors to get all up in some average chick's business. Weirdo. She goin' get rich off you and Lexx.


$780,000 is half my life times salary?

Really?  Is there a retroactive pay cut I took and haven't been told about it?  Also, doesn't that mean I need give up additional money, or can I continue at this rate and then just work for free?

Not really sure how this is supposed to work.

Also, she was an aspiring whore.  She was trading sex for money.  That's what whore's do.  That's the definition of being a whore.  If you're upset about this whore being a whore, maybe you should be angry at the whore in question.
 
2013-07-10 04:16:31 PM  

Lexx: bigpete53: This looks to be a fine thread full of reasonable discourse surrounding the feminist cause.

This is one of those side-topics that really just detracts from the overall discussion.  Misogynists are coming out of the woodwork, and although feminists might get offended at the rhetoric, they have a hard time defending the "victim".


I fail to see how this is even a thread about gender relations.
to me it is simply a thread about a dumbass.

so please continue to mock this dumbass fark. Lets leave the sexism biatching for a more appropriate thread.
 
2013-07-10 04:25:38 PM  
Satanic_Hamster:
Also, she was an aspiring whore.  She was trading sex for money.  That's what whore's do.  That's the definition of being a whore.  If you're upset about this whore being a whore, maybe you should be angry at the whore in question.

I wasn't quite derailed by the definition - it was the context.  Saying whore makes it sound like a bad thing.  $5 for sex so she can buy meth is probably worthy of negative context.  Someone getting $780,000 for sex is still by definition a whore, but I'd consider it a sound business decision and would see that person in a positive light.  Unless we're talking 2 human centipedes / one cup stuff
 
2013-07-10 04:31:07 PM  
I am trying to get over the fact that she was willing to have sex and lose her virginity with a 53 year old man and have it filmed. I guess for 20% of the film's profits and all of the 780,000 it wouldn't be such a bad deal. For me to bid I would have to know the details as in if it is a one round event or an all night deal, because I wouldn't pay that kind of money for one off, but I would if I could take her over and over all night. I say take instead of make love since I would be paying for it and she would likely not be into it no matter how great of a lover I am.

Also I wouldn't call her a whore since if I read correctly this was to be filmed so that would make her an actress who had preformed an un-simulated sex scene.
 
2013-07-10 04:32:01 PM  
You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.
 
2013-07-10 04:36:18 PM  
in some of those pictures she looks like Winnie Cooper a little

(I would do unnatural things to Winnie Cooper)
 
2013-07-10 04:36:37 PM  

Madbassist1: IdBeCrazyIf: 780k?

No offense girl, but I've done better in the ass for no more than three shots of tequila and a jager bomb

[26.jpg]


Brilliant  www.freshegg.com
 
2013-07-10 04:39:48 PM  
Pfft, and most nerds can't give it away for free.
 
2013-07-10 04:40:44 PM  

neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.


Wouldn't that be a slut (or in my thoughts "How you doing?") because slang for prostitute is whore?
 
2013-07-10 04:44:44 PM  
I'm sure she's not the first prostitute who didn't like it that everyone knew she was selling her body, and I'm sure she won't be the last.
 
2013-07-10 04:46:48 PM  

JuggleGeek: I'm sure she's not the first prostitute who didn't like it that everyone knew she was selling her body, and I'm sure she won't be the last.


Didn't stop her from doing Playboy and showing the world her goods.
 
2013-07-10 04:46:55 PM  

neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.


Words have meanings.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whore

Definition of WHORE1 : a woman who engages in sexual acts for money
 
2013-07-10 04:47:19 PM  

Profedius: neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.

Wouldn't that be a slut (or in my thoughts "How you doing?") because slang for prostitute is whore?


Its not slang. The definition of whore (from dictionary.com

a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet

neversubmit is just plain wrong
 
2013-07-10 04:49:30 PM  

Profedius: neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.

Wouldn't that be a slut (or in my thoughts "How you doing?") because slang for prostitute is whore?


"How you doing?")

You are into females so I'm guessing you wouldn't care for me getting into you. };-)>

slang for prostitute is whore

I did not know that.
 
2013-07-10 04:51:07 PM  

amishkarl: Profedius: neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.

Wouldn't that be a slut (or in my thoughts "How you doing?") because slang for prostitute is whore?

Its not slang. The definition of whore (from dictionary.com

a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet

neversubmit is just plain wrong


I'm just plain dumb, because I never got paid! I guess that means I'm a slut. :(
 
2013-07-10 05:04:53 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: $780,000 for her virginity? Must be nice. I can't give mine away.

/That's only because I look like Pee Wee Herman's stunt double, butt uglier.
//Which would actually make for a good Fark handle.
///Also, I did not know that Bigfoot was still a virgin.


shiat Buddy, come up to Canada and I will land you some beaver.

FTFFP - "I'm death camp skinny, and my ears are so big my head looks like a taxi cab with the doors open."

Girls dig confidence too ;)
 
2013-07-10 05:10:40 PM  

neversubmit: Profedius: neversubmit: You dumb farkers, whores don't get paid. Prostitutes get paid, hookers get paid, whores do it because they like sex. I should know I'm a whore.

Wouldn't that be a slut (or in my thoughts "How you doing?") because slang for prostitute is whore?

"How you doing?")

You are into females so I'm guessing you wouldn't care for me getting into you. };-)>

slang for prostitute is whore

I did not know that.




Lol I am bisexual as far as the sexual part is consider meaning I wouldn't have a romantic relationship with a man but that "How you doing?" wasn't meant for you I was just saying that I don't think someone male or female that enjoys lots of sex should be called a slut and I was trying to do it in a funny way.
 
2013-07-10 05:13:22 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I wasn't quite derailed by the definition - it was the context. Saying whore makes it sound like a bad thing. $5 for sex so she can buy meth is probably worthy of negative context. Someone getting $780,000 for sex is still by definition a whore, but I'd consider it a sound business decision and would see that person in a positive light. Unless we're talking 2 human centipedes / one cup stuff


This is the perfect context to call a whore a whore.  She's taking money for sex, which is what whore's do.  Being a well paid whore doesn't make you any less of a whore.
 
2013-07-10 05:15:52 PM  
Why would you want to have sex with a virgin? Give me a woman with a few miles on her tyvm.
 
2013-07-10 05:21:20 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.

No kidding, I wish I had been tricked and exploited like that.


It's not too late if you still want that.
If you say you're a virgin, I'll promise to give you $780k.

/Oh, you probably ment you wanted to get exploited AND get 780k. That's not what your words said.
 
2013-07-10 05:28:02 PM  

Skwrl: Why do people want to sleep with virgins?  By definition, they are incredibly inexperienced, which means that the whole thing is going to, you know, be awful...


Because you can say "Yes darling, this is the normal way to do it," and she won't know any better
 
2013-07-10 05:41:54 PM  

GonzoNihilist: For three quarters of a million dollars I'd go atm with a creepy old Japanese dude.


shiat for 3/4 million I'd go ATM with an old Japanese dude, and I'm strait, dont have yellow fever, and definitely dont like older partner.
 
2013-07-10 05:43:46 PM  

jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01


I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?
 
2013-07-10 05:43:49 PM  
www.horrordvds.com

"What do you mean doesn't count?"
 
2013-07-10 05:47:16 PM  

IrishBlunder: Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?
[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320] [cdn.malaysiandigest.com image 357x285]


No.  No, she doesn't.
 
2013-07-10 05:57:53 PM  
A couple years ago, the membership of Totalfark pledged a total of over $3000 to fly me someplace where hookers are legal and get me laid.

It's not three quarters of a million dollars but that's a lot of money for some random internet doofus to give it up for the first time.
 
2013-07-10 06:12:11 PM  

likefunbutnot: A couple years ago, the membership of Totalfark pledged a total of over $3000 to fly me someplace where hookers are legal and get me laid.

It's not three quarters of a million dollars but that's a lot of money for some random internet doofus to give it up for the first time.


...I have so many questions...
 
2013-07-10 07:22:47 PM  
anyone who does this can't be to sane in the first place.
 
2013-07-10 07:33:24 PM  
Poor girl probably doesn't even know the difference between a blow j** and a ham sandwich.  I guess I'll see if I can get her to come over for lunch tomorrow.
 
2013-07-10 07:44:25 PM  
Ehhh, she's the definition of an Attention Whore. Her body is quite nice, but she has the face of a man. Butterface is the correct term for her and it will only get worse as she ages. Her fifteen minutes are up and her dad is probably wishing that they never came up. I'm sure he is so proud.
 
2013-07-10 07:50:34 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-10 07:54:21 PM  

Skwrl: Why do people want to sleep with virgins?  By definition, they are incredibly inexperienced, which means that the whole thing is going to, you know, be awful...


That's why I went after the pregnant chicks. You know they put out, and you don't have to worry about getting them knocked up.

/ what means "misogyny"?
 
2013-07-10 08:05:15 PM  

OBBN: Ehhh, she's the definition of an Attention Whore. Her body is quite nice, but she has the face of a man. Butterface is the correct term for her and it will only get worse as she ages. Her fifteen minutes are up and her dad is probably wishing that they never came up. I'm sure he is so proud.


waybelowmystandards.jpg
 
2013-07-10 08:09:38 PM  

Begoggle: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 750x600]


Not giving a shiat doesn't mean she's an attention whore.  Hell, I would argue Yachiru isn't even self aware enough to be an attention whore.

fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-10 08:31:03 PM  

rudemix: So you were tricked and exploited for your virginity? Welcome to the adventures of every girl, stupid. Except every girl didn't get 780K.


The point is she didn't get her 780k.
 
2013-07-10 08:31:34 PM  

Nattering Nabob: jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01

I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?


152
 
2013-07-10 08:34:10 PM  
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-07-10 08:38:25 PM  

Oldiron_79: Nattering Nabob: jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01

I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?

152


I got $152.25.

If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.
 
2013-07-10 08:56:14 PM  

megarian: ...I have so many questions...


I didn't take them up on it.
 
2013-07-10 08:57:24 PM  

likefunbutnot: megarian: ...I have so many questions...

I didn't take them up on it.


You are a stronger person than I.
 
2013-07-10 09:30:36 PM  

megarian: Oldiron_79: Nattering Nabob: jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01

I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?

152

I got $152.25.

If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.


Cool with me, but I did bid first... so....
 
2013-07-10 09:34:07 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: megarian: Oldiron_79: Nattering Nabob: jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01

I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?

152

I got $152.25.

If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.

Cool with me, but I did bid first... so....


Yeah yeah yeah...it's cool. Just wipe her down. Maybe some Purell? I completely understand if you don't want her using your showering facilities.
 
2013-07-10 09:36:24 PM  

megarian: symptomoftheuniverse: megarian: Oldiron_79: Nattering Nabob: jlm0516: So far the highest bid is $151.00

I bid $151.01

I bid $151.50!  Can someone loan me 50 cents?

152

I got $152.25.

If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.

Cool with me, but I did bid first... so....

Yeah yeah yeah...it's cool. Just wipe her down. Maybe some Purell? I completely understand if you don't want her using your showering facilities.


I've got a hose in the back yard, so no prob.
 
2013-07-10 09:56:16 PM  

megarian: If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.

i.imgur.com

R.I.P. "...AND WE CAN STOP OUR WHORING"

 
2013-07-10 10:03:25 PM  

Somacandra: megarian: If we just combine our monies, we can whore-pool.


R.I.P. "...AND WE CAN STOP OUR WHORING"


I laughed *way* too hard at that.

also acceptable:
[tommyboy.jpg] "shakin their behinds for the menfolk..."
 
2013-07-10 10:05:30 PM  
"The woman who became an Internet sensation by auctioning off her virginity for $780,000 now says that she was tricked and exploited -- and that she's still a virgin."

That's some trick.  Er, or not a trick, I guess if she didn't actually turn it.
 
2013-07-10 10:11:18 PM  
Whores like her always complain they are the victim
 
2013-07-10 10:13:41 PM  

UberDave: I believe she is a virgin.


Yeah, now that I look at her face I do......
 
2013-07-10 10:24:18 PM  

SigilBear: 780,000 dollar virgin or $10,000 super hawt call girl who will do anything to me that my depraved mind can possibly imagine...

/Decisions, decisions.


I see your $10K and raise you Barb and Veronica in the trailer about 3 miles from here. You will need a carton of smokes.
 
2013-07-10 11:17:19 PM  
Sisely denies Migliorini's claims. "We have the footage to prove otherwise," he told HuffPost by email.

Internet sex video sensation in 5... 4... 3...
 
2013-07-10 11:25:48 PM  
She does have a fantastic ass
 
2013-07-11 12:31:43 AM  

Paka Ono: [www.horrordvds.com image 850x362]

"What do you mean doesn't count?"


Monster Squad?  I do believe that the wolfman has nads.
 
2013-07-11 12:35:17 AM  

IrishBlunder: Is it just me or does she look just a little bit like Danica McKellar?
[img2.timeinc.net image 240x320] [cdn.malaysiandigest.com image 357x285]


I see more of a Paris Jackson
fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.netcdn.malaysiandigest.com
 
2013-07-11 12:37:48 AM  
I'd buy that for a dollar !
cdn.malaysiandigest.com
 
2013-07-11 03:34:01 AM  
Well... now that we have the term "whore" clearly defined.  We can go home now?
 
2013-07-11 06:13:16 AM  
I see a volcano in her future.
 
2013-07-11 08:28:46 AM  
I like how she says she's still proudly a virgin.

Translation: I'm still proudly up for sale!
 
2013-07-11 08:53:16 AM  
Following which she exploits the system for money in court
 
2013-07-11 11:34:24 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Begoggle: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 750x600]

Not giving a shiat doesn't mean she's an attention whore.  Hell, I would argue Yachiru isn't even self aware enough to be an attention whore.

[fc00.deviantart.net image 600x750]


NERD FIGHT!!!!

sorry, it's early...
 
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