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(Short List)   Fark-ready headline ahoy: "Man's heart restarts when ambulance hits pothole"   (shortlist.com) divider line 11
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2013-07-10 08:28:17 AM
That's one hell of a pothole.
 
2013-07-10 08:35:18 AM
The moral of the story is: Exercise will kill you. Don't do it.
 
2013-07-10 08:36:21 AM
Was he a member of Motley Crew?

/heh, I said member, heh
 
2013-07-10 08:39:13 AM
Behold, the health benefits of pot(hole).
 
2013-07-10 08:43:05 AM
CSB:  Gough JR dislocated his shoulder a few years ago while playing Ultimate.  He called us from the ER to let us know what happened.  He said he was doing OK until the ambulance hit the speed bumps at the "Ambulance Only" entrance.
 
2013-07-10 08:59:20 AM

Gough: CSB:  Gough JR dislocated his shoulder a few years ago while playing Ultimate.  He called us from the ER to let us know what happened.  He said he was doing OK until the ambulance hit the speed bumps at the "Ambulance Only" entrance.


The crew members of that ambulance should have known better -- you take it easy when you have a bone-injury / dislocation / pain patient on board.  It's best to keep the patient comfortable
 
2013-07-10 09:08:00 AM
So, when I do the chest clutch, I'll instruct someone to give me the ol' Fisherman's Snap Suplex. Got it, check.
 
2013-07-10 09:23:11 AM

stupiddream: Was he a member of Motley Crew?

/heh, I said member, heh


Whoa.  Yeah.
 
2013-07-10 09:40:23 AM
God works in mysterious ways.
 
2013-07-10 10:21:33 AM
In related news, Pennsylvania EMTs will save a fortune on defibrillators.
 
2013-07-11 01:05:02 AM
Of course it had nothing to do with all the other crap the EMTs were doing to him. Musta been the pothole.
 
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