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(Marin Independent Journal)   Hey...Slow down you double dumbass, they are not the hell your whales   (marinij.com) divider line 45
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2013-07-10 08:50:21 AM  
Someone did too much LDS in the '60s.
 
2013-07-10 09:10:28 AM  
Hopefully they won't be hit by any nuclear wessels.
 
2013-07-10 09:21:41 AM  

jake_lex: Someone did too much LDS in the '60s.


Too much Mormons?
 
2013-07-10 09:27:38 AM  

Dust: jake_lex: Someone did too much LDS in the '60s.

Too much Mormons?


Double dumbass on you!
 
2013-07-10 09:42:02 AM  
media-3.web.britannica.com

Gracie is pregnant.
 
2013-07-10 09:42:48 AM  

Diogenes: Dust: jake_lex: Someone did too much LDS in the '60s.

Too much Mormons?

Double dumbass on you!


I hate you
and I berate you
I eschew you
and I say "screw you"!
 
2013-07-10 09:52:15 AM  

dittybopper: Diogenes: Dust: jake_lex: Someone did too much LDS in the '60s.

Too much Mormons?

Double dumbass on you!

I hate you
and I berate you
I eschew you
and I say "screw you"!


Great.  Now I have an earworm as big as a whale.

That movie was so well-balanced.
 
2013-07-10 09:58:31 AM  
Spock silences Double Dumbass
Bus erupts in cheers
Kirk Thatcher unavailable for comment...
 
2013-07-10 10:05:24 AM  
I would comment on this story, but have to type up the formula for transparent aluminum on my Apple II.
 
2013-07-10 10:09:02 AM  
Are rockfish the ones that camo on the ocean floor and have the spines that leak soul-melting poison into you if you step on them??
 
2013-07-10 10:10:08 AM  
"Hello, computer"

Personal favorite.
Still said around offices today.
 
2013-07-10 10:10:19 AM  
Bullshiat. These slow ass whales need to stay the hell out of the left lane. It's the passing lane, goddammit! I'm so sick of this
 
2013-07-10 10:16:05 AM  
Agree
 
2013-07-10 10:25:36 AM  
Alright at first I thought I was having a stroke when I read that headline.

What am I missing out on with this reference?
 
2013-07-10 10:30:48 AM  

Capo Del Bandito: Alright at first I thought I was having a stroke when I read that headline.

What am I missing out on with this reference?


Colorful metaphors.
 
2013-07-10 10:40:48 AM  
Subby, you made my day. Love that movie so much.
 
2013-07-10 10:42:13 AM  

strangeluck: Subby, you made my day. Love that movie so much.


This. And that.
 
2013-07-10 11:06:00 AM  
Tried to put the headline through Google Translate, but I don't know what the source language is.
 
2013-07-10 11:16:27 AM  
Thanks, time to watch this again. Tonight our movie will be this or the Wrath of Ricardo Montalban's Pecs.
 
2013-07-10 11:19:07 AM  

lilbjorn: Tried to put the headline through Google Translate, but I don't know what the source language is.


24th Century American
 
2013-07-10 11:19:44 AM  

Wrath of Heaven: Are rockfish the ones that camo on the ocean floor and have the spines that leak soul-melting poison into you if you step on them??


Yes. My soul was melted thus many years ago. I no longer hear the pleas for mercy from our political prisoners as I set up the DVD's in their dank cells for yet another "Little Home on the Prairie" marathon.
 
2013-07-10 11:32:29 AM  
Hello computer.

Just use the keyboard.
 
2013-07-10 11:32:42 AM  
I must admit I was drunk as hell after watching that last night and had forgotten how good this was. Subby.
 
2013-07-10 11:58:40 AM  

id10ts: Hello computer.

Just use the keyboard.


How quaint.
 
2013-07-10 12:14:21 PM  
It's not just the whales, sir.

It's the water.
 
2013-07-10 12:16:05 PM  
I think it's across the bay, in Alameda.

/apparently that woman wasn't an extra, just wandered on the set
 
2013-07-10 12:44:35 PM  
"The ocean is the healthiest I've seen it in 10 years," Powers said.

Hmmmmm.....Where's the press and the hollywood types?
 
2013-07-10 01:09:31 PM  
This would not be a problem if the !% Whales would just use the cross walks.
 
2013-07-10 01:34:53 PM  

Fast Moon: Capo Del Bandito: Alright at first I thought I was having a stroke when I read that headline.

What am I missing out on with this reference?

Colorful metaphors.


one from the blooper reels:

"Admiral, I am receiving Hail Storms"
 
2013-07-10 04:19:36 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: Alright at first I thought I was having a stroke when I read that headline.

What am I missing out on with this reference?


img97.imageshack.us

Sounds like the goddamned Spanish Inquisition to me!
 
2013-07-10 05:02:25 PM  
Weren't those a gift from Dr.McCoy?
 
2013-07-10 05:17:35 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: Alright at first I thought I was having a stroke when I read that headline.

What am I missing out on with this reference?


upload.wikimedia.org   upload.wikimedia.org

Ahhh... the giants.
 
vpc
2013-07-10 05:27:43 PM  
Careful or those whales be causing an immediate, post-prandial, upper abdominal stitch!!

wha...?

cramps.
 
2013-07-10 06:21:52 PM  

vpc: Careful or those whales be causing an immediate, post-prandial, upper abdominal stitchdistention!!


FTFY

/Or, did I just miss a joke?
 
2013-07-10 06:27:28 PM  
How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel?
 
2013-07-10 07:35:07 PM  

puckrock2000: I would comment on this story, but have to type up the formula for transparent aluminum on my Apple II.


Be sure to speak directly into the mouse.
 
2013-07-10 08:01:58 PM  
Everyone remember where we parked!
 
2013-07-10 08:45:07 PM  
So the navy's sonar can kill them later?
 
2013-07-10 08:54:40 PM  
Subby, why can we not own whales? People own chickens, and there are now billions of the darned things. Everything the govt controls remain endangered and rare forever. I want a whale, and I want it now. I'll be breeding it big time and selling the pups.
 
2013-07-11 12:15:24 AM  
Thar be whales here!
 
2013-07-11 12:19:29 AM  

Bunkyb123: Thanks, time to watch this again. Tonight our movie will be this or the Wrath of Ricardo Montalban's Pecs.


Dammit, Netflix!  What's with having only II and III on Watch Instantly, but not have I and IV?  The hell.
 
2013-07-11 03:35:12 AM  

GirlScoutSniper: Dammit, Netflix! What's with having only II and III on Watch Instantly, but not have I and IV? The hell.


Well to start off with I kinda sucks in relation to most of the rest of the series (especially II which I thought was the best one) III also sucked but I have no idea why they don't have IV, second best after II in my opinion.

Maybe they are running them in order and slowly rotating through the series. I Dunno.
 
2013-07-11 03:48:49 AM  

Radioactive Ass: GirlScoutSniper: Dammit, Netflix! What's with having only II and III on Watch Instantly, but not have I and IV? The hell.

Maybe they are running them in order and slowly rotating through the series. I Dunno.


But, sometimes even the bad ones you want to watch again. XD  But, it seems a common thing for Netflix to have some in a series, but mixed.  Pillars of the Earth they did not have, however the sequel to that series they did.  *shrugs*  I know it has to do with getting rights, and that's a messy business.  But, it really bugs me when that happens.
 
2013-07-11 11:28:31 AM  
My God, man, drilling holes in his head's not the answer. The artery must be repaired.
 
2013-07-11 01:58:52 PM  
www.badhaven.com

/live long and suck it
 
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