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2013-07-10 01:43:17 AM  
10 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
Republicans, she speaks for you.  As long as you remain a member of the GOP, you are represented by Rush, Glen Beck, Palin, Ted Cruz, Boehner, McConnell, Bachmann, Rand Paul, and the rest of the nitwits who run your party.  You cannot "take the party back" from the crazies, they own it now.

I know it's hard to give up the label, but they've taken it from you and it will forever be tainted with their stink.  That's what the GOP is now.

The US needs a loyal opposition party - one party rule is always a recipe for abuse - but the GOP cannot be that loyal opposition anymore.  They have become the party of madness and stupidity.  They're a lost cause.  Join the Libertarians, or take over the Democrats, or form another party.  You can't rescue the GOP; they are too far down the rabbit hole.  There are no more moderate Republicans, so it's pointless to vote for the guy who has an (R) after his name and hope that he's not too crazy.  He is.  This is what your party has become.  Face it - accept the loss, and move on.  There's no saving them.
2013-07-10 03:41:40 AM  
5 votes:
She won't run. She'll form some kind of committee to investigate the possibility of running, take a bunch of money from a bunch of rubes, and quit on AM talk radio, saying it's not her time or some other garbage, but long before she has to any real work or effort into a real campaign.

By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything
2013-07-10 08:00:20 AM  
4 votes:

BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?


They don't understand that it's not wrong to dislike someone who *is* female, or a minority ethnicity, or has different skin color than you (etc); what's wrong is disliking someone *because of* those attributes.
2013-07-10 09:06:05 AM  
3 votes:

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


What do you mean we aren't for strong, intelligent, conservative women? Whom do you think we all support?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-10 08:53:14 AM  
3 votes:

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Oh, look, a new sock puppet.

howaboutanicecup.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-10 08:32:03 AM  
3 votes:

deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.


No.  It's not.
2013-07-10 07:38:27 AM  
3 votes:

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Sarah Palin is not strong or intelligent.

And the Republican goals and platforms are barbaric, unworthy of anyone's support.
2013-07-10 12:31:52 AM  
3 votes:
Meh

/she'll quit once she fleeces a few more rubes
//even if she did manage to get elected
2013-07-10 02:06:24 PM  
2 votes:

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


One of the things I hate about being a strong, intelligent woman that is a stay-at-home mom is the assumption that Sarah is my hero.

She is not intelligent. She's a grifter, and a great one at that. She's a good liar, a poor mother, a poor leader. She's pretty streetwise when it comes to getting personal gain from American politics.
But she's not intelligent. She's a terrible role model, and some of the side stuff she's been involved in is pretty heinous.
Why would I be behind a woman like that? Even if I was a conservative?

And we don't hate on black republic party members. They're just grade A whack jobs. Mr. Steele is the sanest, I believe.

So, good job mr. troll. Ya got me
2013-07-10 10:41:31 AM  
2 votes:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Vodka Zombie: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

No.  It's not.

He got two dozen responses, not counting the ones who simply pointed out he was a troll or announced they were putting him on ignore. When you can make 20-25% of the posts in any given thread ALL ABOUT YOU, that's some strong trolling, no matter how simpleminded or obvious it may seem to you


I always though that a good troll isn't measured by how many responses one receives, but rather by how much one can inflame other's negative emotions - you know, get them angry.  People pointing and laughing is kind of the opposite of that.
2013-07-10 10:13:14 AM  
2 votes:

SpankMeJohnny: Derp derp derp  Farklibs are all for derp derp derp

 derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp derp  derp  derp  derp  derp derp  derp  derp derp  derp

SpankMeJohnny Account created:2013-07-05 12:32:39

It's not even worth the time to snark

** favorited! **
2013-07-10 09:29:55 AM  
2 votes:

d23: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Strong?  She quit as soon as someone started questioning her actions and someone else wrote her a big check.

Intelligent?  When has that label EVER applied to Sarah Palin?
2013-07-10 09:23:54 AM  
2 votes:
padwp.malibulist.com
2013-07-10 08:01:36 AM  
2 votes:

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


www.clker.com

Hahaha... you think Palin is smart!  Bless your heart!  I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.
2013-07-10 07:39:37 AM  
2 votes:

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Account created:2013-07-05 12:32:39

Afraid of derping your main?
2013-07-10 07:37:07 AM  
2 votes:

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


There's the operative word there, boyo.
2013-07-10 12:57:41 AM  
2 votes:
Good.  Then she can quit and add "Failed Senator" after "Failed Governor" and "Failed VP Candidate" on her resume.
2013-07-10 02:58:48 PM  
1 vote:

SpankMeJohnny: Wow, I'm just not feeling the love here. I only joined up a few days ago (just in case you didn't know). You'd think a progressive community like Fark would be nicer to someone new.


I'm gonna guess Thunderpipes.  Anybody else got any better ideas.
2013-07-10 02:25:49 PM  
1 vote:

SpankMeJohnny: Wow, I'm just not feeling the love here. I only joined up a few days ago (just in case you didn't know). You'd think a progressive community like Fark would be nicer to someone new.


Your material is old.
And welcome to Fark.
2013-07-10 02:25:46 PM  
1 vote:

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: js34603: Satanic_Hamster: Account created: 2013-07-05 12:32:39

Mmmmm, new troll accounts.  How adorable.

Did anyone point out when that account was created yet? We should make sure to point that out. Because repeatedly acknowledging him and responding to him, he totally isn't getting exactly what he wanted and definitely won't do it again.

/hard to know who's dumber, the obvious troll or the people who think they are providing some public service by pointing out the obvious troll and hijacking the thread to point out there's a troll
//just don't look...just don't look...just don't look

Or the could be a NSA type of snoop ?

// His wife was working as a private consultant while employed by the State !
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/huma-abedin-state-departmen t- consulting_n_3294677.html

Look it was just a way for Clinton to get her and Tony some spending money.


Ok, Dr. (dickinmouthsound), you're getting too excited. Slow down, and use the preview button.
2013-07-10 02:19:00 PM  
1 vote:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Aw, somebody got a new login.


Precious, ain't it?
2013-07-10 01:50:48 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, I'm just not feeling the love here. I only joined up a few days ago (just in case you didn't know). You'd think a progressive community like Fark would be nicer to someone new.
2013-07-10 11:30:48 AM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?

Conservatives:  Hey, what do you libs think about ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  Okay, but what if we find a woman and a black guy to sell you on the idea of ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  See!  You're the REAL racists!


I laughed my ass off when the right-wing media was promoting Dr. Ben Carson as the savior of the GOP.  Sure, he wants gun control laws that would make Britain look like Texas, but he's black!  And conservative!
2013-07-10 11:20:01 AM  
1 vote:

BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?


Conservatives:  Hey, what do you libs think about ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  Okay, but what if we find a woman and a black guy to sell you on the idea of ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  See!  You're the REAL racists!
2013-07-10 10:52:04 AM  
1 vote:

Sgt Otter: That is completely unfair.  You left out "Failed Mayor."


And failed teacher of "abstinence-only" to her children.
2013-07-10 10:10:02 AM  
1 vote:
Dr.Mxyzptlk.:   [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 219x164]

who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars


Correct.  That's why we didn't nominate her to be, potentially, the next leader of the free farkin' world.

In contrast, the GOP not only picked someone who writes cheat notes on her hand for softball interviews, but it was a move they made to energize their party---because that kind of dumbth is actually a virtue among a certain demographic of voters.
2013-07-10 10:02:33 AM  
1 vote:

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 249x203],
 "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

DemocratCongressman Hank Johnson of Georgia


What exactly is your point? Yep, there are dummies on both sides. The difference is, those of us on the left seem to be able to admit when a comment is just plain stupid, while those defending Sarah Palin just keep posting more examples of dumb (D)emocrat/liberal-spoken comments.

Face it, she's not bright and she's not running.
2013-07-10 09:18:34 AM  
1 vote:

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.


who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars

// get's a pass because she's black.


Did her faithful followers rush to Wikipedia to change the entry on NASA's Pathfinder so they could claim she was correct?

Yeah, didn't think so. You lame attempt at "both sides are bad" is just that. Lame
2013-07-10 09:16:56 AM  
1 vote:
SpankMeJohnnyAccount created:2013-07-05 12:32:39

So, whose sock puppet are you?
2013-07-10 09:16:33 AM  
1 vote:

SpankMeJohnny: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

The Farklib definition of trolling: "He said something I don't agree with. He's a troll".

You don't do much independent thinking, do you?



A guy who is trotting out the same "scared of a strong conservative woman" talking point that didn't stick in 2008 is criticizing other people's lack of independent thinking?

You have to wear a helmet even when it isn't football season, don't you?
2013-07-10 09:14:26 AM  
1 vote:

SpankMeJohnny: Stone Meadow: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What do you mean we aren't for strong, intelligent, conservative women? Whom do you think we all support?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 608x529]

It is incredibly laughable that you consider Hillary to be a conservative.


It is incredibly laughable that you think she's liberal.
2013-07-10 09:02:58 AM  
1 vote:
Prediction:
She'll form an exploratory committee, maybe even run, but will spend all her money on consultants that are family members or are giving part of the money back under the table as well as buying her books.  It will be another money laundering scheme.
2013-07-10 09:02:55 AM  
1 vote:

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 219x164]
who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars

// get's a pass because she's black.


What's YOUR excuse for using an apostrophe in the word "gets"? Are you a Down's?
2013-07-10 08:57:11 AM  
1 vote:

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative.


Palin is neither strong nor intelligent.
2013-07-10 08:55:26 AM  
1 vote:

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 219x164]
who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars

// get's a pass because she's black.


uh no.. that's pretty stupid too.  I'm against ALL stupid people in government.  Party doesn't matter.
2013-07-10 08:52:45 AM  
1 vote:

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars


You know, if you are going to make a post attacking the intelligence of someone, you really should be sure that your sentence has all the required words.
2013-07-10 08:30:22 AM  
1 vote:
Another troll with "Johnny" in the name, I see.

Why you want to s*** up such a classic name?
2013-07-10 08:18:30 AM  
1 vote:
i1162.photobucket.com
2013-07-10 08:14:29 AM  
1 vote:

MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.


It was wonderful how the right treated her as a vicious no mercy attack dog and a fragile easily pitied brittle glass at the same time.
2013-07-10 08:06:55 AM  
1 vote:

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


This is the second lamest meme on Fark, only bested by "X happened so (blank) is now president and...."

The people that type it don't actually believe it, but think that if they are first to enter it into the comments they will be viewed as clever and original.

They are the same people that still say
"Show Me The Money"

"That's what she said"

and still walk around in t-shirts emblazoned with "Can't Touch This"
2013-07-10 07:55:30 AM  
1 vote:
"MERLE! Run what for down the Piggly Wiggly and fetch me Cletus' dialysis jar! Gotta send it to Our Sarah fer stickin' it to the libs ag'in!"
2013-07-10 07:49:38 AM  
1 vote:

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?
2013-07-10 07:48:25 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: She was a lot hotter when she had a few more pounds on her. This diet she's on has turned her into a bag of antlers.


Methamphetamine's a helluva drug.
2013-07-10 07:43:52 AM  
1 vote:
This bears repeating...

i105.photobucket.com
2013-07-10 07:40:44 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like someone's needing to launder some more campaign donatio-, I mean, "sell some more books."
2013-07-10 07:35:59 AM  
1 vote:
It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?
2013-07-10 07:34:14 AM  
1 vote:
She's not going to do a damned thing, and everyone knows it.
2013-07-10 04:02:39 AM  
1 vote:

unamused: Good.  Then she can quit and add "Failed Senator" after "Failed Governor" and "Failed VP Candidate" on her resume.


That is completely unfair.  You left out "Failed Mayor."

http://www.salon.com/2008/09/17/palin_mayor/
2013-07-10 01:24:29 AM  
1 vote:

propasaurus: Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?


I think it's the chocolate one

/with nuts
2013-07-10 01:19:44 AM  
1 vote:
Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?
2013-07-10 12:51:21 AM  
1 vote:
She will provide three solid years of service, because she drinks "Go-Go Juice."
2013-07-10 12:02:52 AM  
1 vote:
Brawndo has what Plants crave.
 
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