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(KSDK St. Louis)   Senator *snicker* Palin   (ksdk.com) divider line 179
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2013-07-10 09:17:15 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 09:17:22 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: On a more serious note, does anyone in Alaska support her anymore? I can't imagine that she's got much of a following after abandoning the state to pursue a reality TV career (besides the whole "dumber than a box of rocks" thing).


Actually, according to my two Alaskan brothers, she still enjoys considerable support amount grassroots Alaskans, who tend towards being fundytard GOP-Teabaggers. Sort of a 'local girl made good' thing.

The Alaska GOP, otoh, detests her. They're in a bit of a quandary, though, since Joe Miller is  also planning to run against Begich. If there is anyone the Party hates more than Palin within their ranks, it's gotta be Miller.

It'll be worth a bowl of popcorn to watch, for sure!
 
2013-07-10 09:18:09 AM  

See You Next Tuesday: Maud Dib: Jeez, the tards are coming out of the woodwork today.
Like termites, except they're retarded.


Derp

Freerepublic is that way.----->
 
2013-07-10 09:18:34 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.


who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars

// get's a pass because she's black.


Did her faithful followers rush to Wikipedia to change the entry on NASA's Pathfinder so they could claim she was correct?

Yeah, didn't think so. You lame attempt at "both sides are bad" is just that. Lame
 
2013-07-10 09:21:13 AM  

DisposableSavior: SpankMeJohnny: Stone Meadow: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What do you mean we aren't for strong, intelligent, conservative women? Whom do you think we all support?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 608x529]

It is incredibly laughable that you consider Hillary to be a conservative.

It is incredibly laughable that you think she's liberal.


So incredibly ^^^THIS^^^.
 
2013-07-10 09:21:42 AM  

cato113: She won't run. She'll form some kind of committee to investigate the possibility of running, take a bunch of money from a bunch of rubes, and quit on AM talk radio, saying it's not her time or some other garbage, but long before she has to any real work or effort into a real campaign.

By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything


That's exactly what she did for the 2012 presidential run.
 
2013-07-10 09:23:54 AM  
padwp.malibulist.com
 
2013-07-10 09:25:15 AM  

RexTalionis: She makes several orders of magnitude more in her new contract with Fox News (if she runs, her new contract is done), even though she is making only a fraction of the million dollars a year salary she was making previously, than she does as a sitting Senator.

If she's a Senator, then actually being in the Senate cuts into all the lucrative speaking engagements that she can make on the side at $100,000-500,000 a pop. She also would have to do fundraisers for the general National Republican Senate Committee and for other senators, most of which wouldn't fill her own coffers.

So, no, she's not going to be a Senator. Also, I thought she moved her primary residence to Arizona to be with John McCain.


$500k for a speaking engagement? If that's true, we're all doomed.
 
2013-07-10 09:29:55 AM  

d23: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Strong?  She quit as soon as someone started questioning her actions and someone else wrote her a big check.

Intelligent?  When has that label EVER applied to Sarah Palin?
 
2013-07-10 09:31:06 AM  

AnonAmbientLight: cato113: She won't run. She'll form some kind of committee to investigate the possibility of running, take a bunch of money from a bunch of rubes, and quit on AM talk radio, saying it's not her time or some other garbage, but long before she has to any real work or effort into a real campaign.

By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything

That's exactly what she did for the 2012 presidential run.


That and get a free cross country trip in a shiny bus.

Maybe this time she can have a cross promotion where she has Bret Michaels gussy up the bus, swings by the Duck Dynasty homestead to talk domestic affairs and cap it off with a 2 hour interview with Honey Boo Boo about how to improve the quality of the education system in America.

If you wanna get to D.C ya gotta dream big.
 
2013-07-10 09:36:45 AM  

mayIFark: Did she realize senate is actually elected for 6 years?


She is confident she won't have to stay the entire term. Worked when she was Gov.
 
2013-07-10 09:41:31 AM  

monoski: mayIFark: Did she realize senate is actually elected for 6 years?

She is confident she won't have to stay the entire term. Worked when she was Gov.


Well, TBF Obama didn't finish his Senate term...

// no farking way she gets promoted
// I'd like to think "no farking way she gets a Senate seat", but the though of her serving next to Lisa Murkowski gives me the giggles
// for 6 3.5 years, it'd look like she smelled a fart
 
2013-07-10 09:42:02 AM  

EyeballKid: So SHE'S the lib'rullest lib'rul to ever lib'rul a lib'rul?! I thought that was the colored...uh, that is, what I meant, ah...you know, that was...the "socialist" president we have now.


The word you're searching for is "blah".
 
2013-07-10 09:49:21 AM  
i1091.photobucket.com
DUUURRRRP!


/dOOOOeEEET!!
 
2013-07-10 09:53:56 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


www.troll.me
 
2013-07-10 09:53:59 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com,
 "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

DemocratCongressman Hank Johnson of Georgia
 
2013-07-10 09:57:37 AM  
Account created: 2013-07-05 12:32:39

Mmmmm, new troll accounts.  How adorable.
 
2013-07-10 09:57:48 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 10:02:33 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 249x203],
 "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

DemocratCongressman Hank Johnson of Georgia


What exactly is your point? Yep, there are dummies on both sides. The difference is, those of us on the left seem to be able to admit when a comment is just plain stupid, while those defending Sarah Palin just keep posting more examples of dumb (D)emocrat/liberal-spoken comments.

Face it, she's not bright and she's not running.
 
2013-07-10 10:02:45 AM  
i1091.photobucket.com
/shamelessly stolen
//forget OPs name
//Epic Taco
 
2013-07-10 10:03:07 AM  

I know it's not her, but I like the picture.



/Red white & blue bikini and a gun, what's not to like?
 
2013-07-10 10:04:55 AM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-10 10:08:42 AM  
Will Palin run for the senate?  I dunno.  Can you run a senatorial campaign solely from a Facebook page?
 
2013-07-10 10:09:45 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Account created: 2013-07-05 12:32:39

Mmmmm, new troll accounts.  How adorable.


Did anyone point out when that account was created yet? We should make sure to point that out. Because repeatedly acknowledging him and responding to him, he totally isn't getting exactly what he wanted and definitely won't do it again.

/hard to know who's dumber, the obvious troll or the people who think they are providing some public service by pointing out the obvious troll and hijacking the thread to point out there's a troll
//just don't look...just don't look...just don't look
 
2013-07-10 10:10:02 AM  
Dr.Mxyzptlk.:   [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 219x164]

who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars


Correct.  That's why we didn't nominate her to be, potentially, the next leader of the free farkin' world.

In contrast, the GOP not only picked someone who writes cheat notes on her hand for softball interviews, but it was a move they made to energize their party---because that kind of dumbth is actually a virtue among a certain demographic of voters.
 
2013-07-10 10:13:14 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: Derp derp derp  Farklibs are all for derp derp derp

 derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp derp  derp  derp  derp  derp derp  derp  derp derp  derp

SpankMeJohnny Account created:2013-07-05 12:32:39

It's not even worth the time to snark

** PLONK **
 
2013-07-10 10:17:49 AM  

js34603: Satanic_Hamster: Account created: 2013-07-05 12:32:39

Mmmmm, new troll accounts.  How adorable.

Did anyone point out when that account was created yet? We should make sure to point that out. Because repeatedly acknowledging him and responding to him, he totally isn't getting exactly what he wanted and definitely won't do it again.

/hard to know who's dumber, the obvious troll or the people who think they are providing some public service by pointing out the obvious troll and hijacking the thread to point out there's a troll
//just don't look...just don't look...just don't look


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Or the could be a NSA type of snoop ?

// His wife was working as a private consultant while employed by the State !
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/huma-abedin-state-departmen t- consulting_n_3294677.html

Look it was just a way for Clinton to get her and Tony some spending money.
 
2013-07-10 10:18:33 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Continue, cigarette.


YOU'RE a cigarette!

/Clerks cartoon? That's the only thing I can think of to make yours make sense.
 
Bf+
2013-07-10 10:20:49 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com

Wanna hear a Sarah Palin Joke?
"Knock..."
 
2013-07-10 10:20:55 AM  

Vodka Zombie: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

No.  It's not.


He got two dozen responses, not counting the ones who simply pointed out he was a troll or announced they were putting him on ignore. When you can make 20-25% of the posts in any given thread ALL ABOUT YOU, that's some strong trolling, no matter how simpleminded or obvious it may seem to you
 
2013-07-10 10:35:15 AM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Vodka Zombie: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

No.  It's not.

He got two dozen responses, not counting the ones who simply pointed out he was a troll or announced they were putting him on ignore. When you can make 20-25% of the posts in any given thread ALL ABOUT YOU, that's some strong trolling, no matter how simpleminded or obvious it may seem to you

stoli n coke: SpankMeJohnny: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

The Farklib definition of trolling: "He said something I don't agree with. He's a troll".

You don't do much independent thinking, do you?


A guy who is trotting out the same "scared of a strong conservative woman" talking point that didn't stick in 2008 is criticizing other people's lack of independent thinking?

You have to wear a helmet even when it isn't football season, don't you?


Either that or his tinfoil hat.
 
2013-07-10 10:41:31 AM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Vodka Zombie: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

No.  It's not.

He got two dozen responses, not counting the ones who simply pointed out he was a troll or announced they were putting him on ignore. When you can make 20-25% of the posts in any given thread ALL ABOUT YOU, that's some strong trolling, no matter how simpleminded or obvious it may seem to you


I always though that a good troll isn't measured by how many responses one receives, but rather by how much one can inflame other's negative emotions - you know, get them angry.  People pointing and laughing is kind of the opposite of that.
 
2013-07-10 10:52:04 AM  

Sgt Otter: That is completely unfair.  You left out "Failed Mayor."


And failed teacher of "abstinence-only" to her children.
 
2013-07-10 10:52:33 AM  

TelemonianAjax: Dr Dreidel: Continue, cigarette.

YOU'RE a cigarette!

/Clerks cartoon? That's the only thing I can think of to make yours make sense.


"Continue" = "do it"
"cigarette" = "f..."

You see where I'm going with this.

// it's a very common expression
// a robot expression...
 
2013-07-10 10:57:13 AM  

FloydA: I know it's hard to give up the label, but they've taken it from you..

.

I'm sorry for picking on one phrase of an otherwise excellent post, but the crazies did not take the GOP away from the Moderates. The Moderates invited them in and handed over the keys, gladly and willingly, and despite warnings that they'd regret it. It meant victory at the polls, and that's all that mattered.
 
2013-07-10 11:05:40 AM  

VJStinger: [i1091.photobucket.com image 547x982]
/shamelessly stolen
//forget OPs name
//Epic Taco


s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Can't believe this one hasn't shown yet.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-10 11:08:23 AM  

Hermione_Granger: As God as my witness, if Sarah Palin runs for the Senate, then I swear to every Farker, I will too.

If she can do it, then anyone farking can.


afinemesh.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-10 11:20:01 AM  

BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?


Conservatives:  Hey, what do you libs think about ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  Okay, but what if we find a woman and a black guy to sell you on the idea of ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  See!  You're the REAL racists!
 
2013-07-10 11:26:13 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Shouldn't you be sending her money instead of typing on the interwebz? C'mon, she needs your help so she can quit fight us libtards with her Maverick maverickyness. Now look into my eyes, rube patriot: Send. Her. Money.
 
2013-07-10 11:30:48 AM  

HighOnCraic: BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?

Conservatives:  Hey, what do you libs think about ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  Okay, but what if we find a woman and a black guy to sell you on the idea of ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  See!  You're the REAL racists!


I laughed my ass off when the right-wing media was promoting Dr. Ben Carson as the savior of the GOP.  Sure, he wants gun control laws that would make Britain look like Texas, but he's black!  And conservative!
 
2013-07-10 11:32:44 AM  
I can't wait until she tries her first fibicluster.
 
2013-07-10 11:44:12 AM  
thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com
/Don't you think she looks skinny?
 
2013-07-10 11:46:05 AM  

Dr Dreidel: monoski: mayIFark: Did she realize senate is actually elected for 6 years?

She is confident she won't have to stay the entire term. Worked when she was Gov.

Well, TBF Obama didn't finish his Senate term...


Getting promoted to a higher office is not the same as quitting and taking a job at Fox news
 
2013-07-10 11:57:23 AM  

Sgt Otter: HighOnCraic: BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?

Conservatives:  Hey, what do you libs think about ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  Okay, but what if we find a woman and a black guy to sell you on the idea of ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  See!  You're the REAL racists!

I laughed my ass off when the right-wing media was promoting Dr. Ben Carson as the savior of the GOP.  Sure, he wants gun control laws that would make Britain look like Texas, but he's black!  And conservative!


Remember that flat tax idea that Republicans rejected when Steve Forbes ran in the primaries?  It's back, in pog Black form.
 
2013-07-10 12:14:04 PM  

monoski: Getting promoted to a higher office is not the same as quitting and taking a job at Fox news


I'd say those two things are exact opposites.
 
2013-07-10 12:26:00 PM  

monoski: Getting promoted to a higher office is not the same as quitting and taking a job at Fox news


But there's getting promoted and then there's getting paid. Were I the governor of a dickwater state like Alaska and someone offered me a large pile of cash to quit, I might consider the offer. Especially if I was married to Sean Hayes' stunt double (does he even have a non-"consulting" job?), had 5 kids of the types you'd expect to find in the sticks, and that pile of cash came with the fawning adulation of my new bosses, their moneymen, and an audience of millions across the country. Especially if I had any designs on returning to "public" life - that kind of platform affords name recognition that can't be bought.

Of course, she failed miserably at the TV gig because she's an unlikable, self-important, vacuous head case - if you're gonna work in TV, you've got to be off-camera friends with the on-camera people (even if your on-air relationship is contentious), and she failed at public life for many of the same reasons (you can't insult 55% of the country and then expect them to vote for you).

// I was making a humorous point - we pile on Palin (gross) for not finishing the term for which she was elected, and let Obama slide on not finishing his
// any analysis of that point (I guess you'd have to assume Poe's Law) leads one to the conclusion that these two unfinished terms have vastly different contexts and that Palin's case was about ass-saving over TrooperGate and the media being poop-stained meanies while Obama's was about a new (and also better paid) elected position
 
2013-07-10 12:37:23 PM  
Well she already has the frail mind of a 90 year old, she'll fit right in.
 
2013-07-10 12:39:21 PM  
there you go guys, give the poster with the two day old account all the attention he wants

I'm totally sure he's posting in earnest and you are totally going to change his mind with your amazing arguments

just roll yourselves around in that turd pile some more
 
2013-07-10 12:45:30 PM  

Jackson Herring: just roll yourselves around in that turd pile some more


We're gonna need you to push over and make some room, mmmmmkay?
 
2013-07-10 12:47:31 PM  
SpankMeJohnny: ... independent thinking...

I'm now only one tiny  sheeple away from Bingo!
 
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