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2013-07-10 12:02:52 AM  
Brawndo has what Plants crave.
 
2013-07-10 12:23:52 AM  
Eat your farkin tacos
 
2013-07-10 12:31:52 AM  
Meh

/she'll quit once she fleeces a few more rubes
//even if she did manage to get elected
 
2013-07-10 12:44:44 AM  
America continues on its trajectory, determined to show the world just his farking stupid it is.
 
2013-07-10 12:51:21 AM  
She will provide three solid years of service, because she drinks "Go-Go Juice."
 
2013-07-10 12:57:41 AM  
Good.  Then she can quit and add "Failed Senator" after "Failed Governor" and "Failed VP Candidate" on her resume.
 
2013-07-10 01:19:44 AM  
Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?
 
2013-07-10 01:24:29 AM  

propasaurus: Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?


I think it's the chocolate one

/with nuts
 
2013-07-10 01:25:16 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: propasaurus: Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?

I think it's the chocolate one

/with nuts


Is the chocolate one the one with Rice?
 
2013-07-10 01:28:32 AM  

propasaurus: MaudlinMutantMollusk: propasaurus: Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?

I think it's the chocolate one

/with nuts

Is the chocolate one the one with Rice?


That would be Crunch
 
2013-07-10 01:43:17 AM  
i105.photobucket.com
Republicans, she speaks for you.  As long as you remain a member of the GOP, you are represented by Rush, Glen Beck, Palin, Ted Cruz, Boehner, McConnell, Bachmann, Rand Paul, and the rest of the nitwits who run your party.  You cannot "take the party back" from the crazies, they own it now.

I know it's hard to give up the label, but they've taken it from you and it will forever be tainted with their stink.  That's what the GOP is now.

The US needs a loyal opposition party - one party rule is always a recipe for abuse - but the GOP cannot be that loyal opposition anymore.  They have become the party of madness and stupidity.  They're a lost cause.  Join the Libertarians, or take over the Democrats, or form another party.  You can't rescue the GOP; they are too far down the rabbit hole.  There are no more moderate Republicans, so it's pointless to vote for the guy who has an (R) after his name and hope that he's not too crazy.  He is.  This is what your party has become.  Face it - accept the loss, and move on.  There's no saving them.
 
2013-07-10 03:16:23 AM  
The stupid, it burns.

/word salad
 
2013-07-10 03:41:40 AM  
She won't run. She'll form some kind of committee to investigate the possibility of running, take a bunch of money from a bunch of rubes, and quit on AM talk radio, saying it's not her time or some other garbage, but long before she has to any real work or effort into a real campaign.

By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything
 
2013-07-10 04:02:39 AM  

unamused: Good.  Then she can quit and add "Failed Senator" after "Failed Governor" and "Failed VP Candidate" on her resume.


That is completely unfair.  You left out "Failed Mayor."

http://www.salon.com/2008/09/17/palin_mayor/
 
2013-07-10 05:22:55 AM  

Sgt Otter: unamused: Good.  Then she can quit and add "Failed Senator" after "Failed Governor" and "Failed VP Candidate" on her resume.

That is completely unfair.  You left out "Failed Mayor."

http://www.salon.com/2008/09/17/palin_mayor/


Damn!  I knew I forgot something that coont farked up.
 
2013-07-10 06:42:08 AM  

cato113: she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything


This.
 
2013-07-10 06:58:38 AM  

cato113: By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything


THIS seconded.
 
2013-07-10 07:24:53 AM  
To run, or tonot run, that is the answer
 
2013-07-10 07:26:06 AM  
Well, I hope all those "SENATOR Palin?" ads on Fark were worth it, then.
 
2013-07-10 07:26:42 AM  

Sarah Palin: To run, or tonot run, that is the answer


She even quit this post halfway through.
 
2013-07-10 07:28:52 AM  
I remember hearing the recurring "Sarah's going to start a new party 'cuz the GOP isn't really conservative enough" rumor recently.  Here's hoping she runs under the AIP banner.
 
2013-07-10 07:31:51 AM  
She makes several orders of magnitude more in her new contract with Fox News (if she runs, her new contract is done), even though she is making only a fraction of the million dollars a year salary she was making previously, than she does as a sitting Senator.

If she's a Senator, then actually being in the Senate cuts into all the lucrative speaking engagements that she can make on the side at $100,000-500,000 a pop. She also would have to do fundraisers for the general National Republican Senate Committee and for other senators, most of which wouldn't fill her own coffers.

So, no, she's not going to be a Senator. Also, I thought she moved her primary residence to Arizona to be with John McCain.
 
2013-07-10 07:33:44 AM  

cato113: She won't run. She'll form some kind of committee to investigate the possibility of running, take a bunch of money from a bunch of rubes, and quit on AM talk radio, saying it's not her time or some other garbage, but long before she has to any real work or effort into a real campaign.

By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything


it has to be hard to walk away from such easy money. this way she keeps the interest alive, ensuring her another book deal, more paid lectures and yes, as you stated, those fart stained contribution dollars will come rolling in.
with as much party support as she has had since her early days it won't surprise me in the future when she does seriously run for an office. those same deep pockets who correctly pegged her as an easy to manipulate camera whore are probably also stupid enough to throw good money after bad. Sarah is a train wreck that just keeps on giving.
 
2013-07-10 07:34:14 AM  
She's not going to do a damned thing, and everyone knows it.
 
2013-07-10 07:35:59 AM  
It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?
 
2013-07-10 07:36:15 AM  
Right wingers are so incapable of learning their lesson that once they figure out that touching a flame on the stove is painful, they pull back a burned bloody stump.
 
2013-07-10 07:37:07 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


There's the operative word there, boyo.
 
2013-07-10 07:38:27 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Sarah Palin is not strong or intelligent.

And the Republican goals and platforms are barbaric, unworthy of anyone's support.
 
2013-07-10 07:39:37 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Account created:2013-07-05 12:32:39

Afraid of derping your main?
 
2013-07-10 07:40:44 AM  
Sounds like someone's needing to launder some more campaign donatio-, I mean, "sell some more books."
 
2013-07-10 07:40:57 AM  
Wait a minute. We can just ignore her.
 
2013-07-10 07:41:47 AM  
Senator Sarah who?
 
2013-07-10 07:41:49 AM  
She's not running for the senate.    She is just continuing her attention-whoring.
 
2013-07-10 07:41:53 AM  
Just raising money for Trigg, Tragg, Clank, Flink. The kids and grand kids need new double wides
 
2013-07-10 07:43:30 AM  
Has she ever held the same job for six years? (Other than grifter Facebook pundit)
 
2013-07-10 07:43:52 AM  
This bears repeating...

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 07:44:33 AM  

Jacobin: Just raising money for Trigg, Tragg, Clank, Flink. The kids and grand kids need new double wides


You forgot Flapjack.
 
2013-07-10 07:46:32 AM  
austinisafecker.files.wordpress.com

"T......a......c......o"
 
2013-07-10 07:47:55 AM  
She was a lot hotter when she had a few more pounds on her. This diet she's on has turned her into a bag of antlers.
 
2013-07-10 07:48:25 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: She was a lot hotter when she had a few more pounds on her. This diet she's on has turned her into a bag of antlers.


Methamphetamine's a helluva drug.
 
2013-07-10 07:49:38 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?
 
2013-07-10 07:50:20 AM  
I wonder if well see any of the usual suspects in this thread still hoping for another chance to get a BJ from Sarah.
 
2013-07-10 07:50:30 AM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Has she ever held the same job for six years? (Other than grifter Facebook pundit)


Does Homecoming Queen at Methy McCousinfark High School count?
 
2013-07-10 07:52:46 AM  
"Uh Senator, are you in there?  Senator?"

.


www.jaunted.com
 
2013-07-10 07:52:58 AM  
I'll snicker some more when she gets elected.

/ I hope not.
 
2013-07-10 07:55:30 AM  
"MERLE! Run what for down the Piggly Wiggly and fetch me Cletus' dialysis jar! Gotta send it to Our Sarah fer stickin' it to the libs ag'in!"
 
2013-07-10 07:55:44 AM  
I'll show you what a real candidate looks like.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

(*snicker )
 
2013-07-10 07:56:45 AM  
I can run for senator, too. Doesnt mean I actually have a fart-in-a-hurricane chance.
 
2013-07-10 08:00:20 AM  

BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?


They don't understand that it's not wrong to dislike someone who *is* female, or a minority ethnicity, or has different skin color than you (etc); what's wrong is disliking someone *because of* those attributes.
 
2013-07-10 08:01:32 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I'll show you what a real candidate looks like.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 259x194]

(*snicker )



You think about Weiners much? NTTAWWT.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-10 08:01:36 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


www.clker.com

Hahaha... you think Palin is smart!  Bless your heart!  I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.
 
2013-07-10 08:03:21 AM  
Senator 'Mounds' Palin is more like it.

/ farkers, I am disappoint it took this long
 
2013-07-10 08:05:35 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Farklibs are not against strong, intelligent women.  We're against Sarah Palin.
 
2013-07-10 08:06:55 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


This is the second lamest meme on Fark, only bested by "X happened so (blank) is now president and...."

The people that type it don't actually believe it, but think that if they are first to enter it into the comments they will be viewed as clever and original.

They are the same people that still say
"Show Me The Money"

"That's what she said"

and still walk around in t-shirts emblazoned with "Can't Touch This"
 
2013-07-10 08:07:51 AM  

d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.


Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.
 
2013-07-10 08:10:12 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?



i80.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2013-07-10 08:14:29 AM  

MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.


It was wonderful how the right treated her as a vicious no mercy attack dog and a fragile easily pitied brittle glass at the same time.
 
2013-07-10 08:18:30 AM  
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 08:20:37 AM  
You know, I might just be afraid of a strong conservative woman, but I don't think she's got a chance in hell of winning.
 
2013-07-10 08:21:52 AM  
Just as long as this isn't a possibility again:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-10 08:23:48 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


ethikapolitika.org
 
2013-07-10 08:30:22 AM  
Another troll with "Johnny" in the name, I see.

Why you want to s*** up such a classic name?
 
2013-07-10 08:31:03 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Now that is some quality trolling my friends.
 
2013-07-10 08:32:03 AM  

deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.


No.  It's not.
 
2013-07-10 08:32:15 AM  

Sgt Otter: unamused: Good.  Then she can quit and add "Failed Senator" after "Failed Governor" and "Failed VP Candidate" on her resume.

That is completely unfair.  You left out "Failed Mayor."

http://www.salon.com/2008/09/17/palin_mayor/


I loath the idea of being a defender of Palin, but..

"Although Carney says he no longer has documentation of the expenditures "

Sounds like BS to me.
 
2013-07-10 08:37:00 AM  

propasaurus: Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?


That doesn't really narrow it down.
 
2013-07-10 08:38:47 AM  
No.
 
2013-07-10 08:39:43 AM  
I has hoping it was one of the kids.  Hopefully one with a background in mathematics, or at least a name.
 
2013-07-10 08:40:04 AM  

MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars

// get's a pass because she's black.
 
2013-07-10 08:49:19 AM  
I think he knows more about this than the Senator from South Dakota who only has a border with Canada and that is quite different," Democratic Senator Landrieu said.
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// South Dakota is the SD on the map ,Derpers.
 
2013-07-10 08:50:21 AM  

Arkanaut: propasaurus: Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?

That doesn't really narrow it down.


Okay, the dumb one. Does that help any?
 
2013-07-10 08:52:25 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I think he knows more about this than the Senator from South Dakota who only has a border with Canada and that is quite different," Democratic Senator Landrieu said.
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 300x168]

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 282x178]

// South Dakota is the SD on the map ,Derpers.



Sarah Palin is not gonna let you sniff her tard tunnel. You can stop trying so hard.
 
2013-07-10 08:52:45 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars


You know, if you are going to make a post attacking the intelligence of someone, you really should be sure that your sentence has all the required words.
 
2013-07-10 08:53:02 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: // get's a pass because she's black.


*rolls eyes*
 
2013-07-10 08:53:14 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Oh, look, a new sock puppet.

howaboutanicecup.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-10 08:53:37 AM  

stoli n coke: tard tunnel


SNERT!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-10 08:55:26 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 219x164]
who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars

// get's a pass because she's black.


uh no.. that's pretty stupid too.  I'm against ALL stupid people in government.  Party doesn't matter.
 
2013-07-10 08:57:11 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative.


Palin is neither strong nor intelligent.
 
2013-07-10 08:58:44 AM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 250x250]
Republicans, she speaks for you.  As long as you remain a member of the GOP, you are represented by Rush, Glen Beck, Palin, Ted Cruz, Boehner, McConnell, Bachmann, Rand Paul, and the rest of the nitwits who run your party.  You cannot "take the party back" from the crazies, they own it now.

I know it's hard to give up the label, but they've taken it from you and it will forever be tainted with their stink.  That's what the GOP is now.

The US needs a loyal opposition party - one party rule is always a recipe for abuse - but the GOP cannot be that loyal opposition anymore.  They have become the party of madness and stupidity.  They're a lost cause.  Join the Libertarians, or take over the Democrats, or form another party.  You can't rescue the GOP; they are too far down the rabbit hole.  There are no more moderate Republicans, so it's pointless to vote for the guy who has an (R) after his name and hope that he's not too crazy.  He is.  This is what your party has become.  Face it - accept the loss, and move on.  There's no saving them.


epic tard is epically tardid.
 
2013-07-10 09:00:08 AM  
Continue, cigarette.
 
2013-07-10 09:00:27 AM  
Jeez, the tards are coming out of the woodwork today.
Like termites, except they're retarded.
 
2013-07-10 09:02:55 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 219x164]
who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars

// get's a pass because she's black.


What's YOUR excuse for using an apostrophe in the word "gets"? Are you a Down's?
 
2013-07-10 09:02:58 AM  
Prediction:
She'll form an exploratory committee, maybe even run, but will spend all her money on consultants that are family members or are giving part of the money back under the table as well as buying her books.  It will be another money laundering scheme.
 
2013-07-10 09:03:39 AM  

d23: uh no.. that's pretty stupid too. I'm against ALL stupid people in government. Party doesn't matter.


Our mistake, apparently, was in not listing every single stupid person of all party affiliations in every branch of government in a thread about one failed politician desperately trying to generate just enough buzz to stay at all relevant so the money keeps coming in, yet not so much that she actually has to perform. Miss even one, and "gotcha!"
 
2013-07-10 09:03:45 AM  

cato113: She won't run. She'll form some kind of committee to investigate the possibility of running, take a bunch of money from a bunch of rubes, and quit on AM talk radio, saying it's not her time or some other garbage, but long before she has to any real work or effort into a real campaign.



She'll whine about how the media is attacking her family and she just can't put them through that.  Very serious commentators on fox noise will look down their noses and bemoan the politics of personal destruction, then welcome brent bozell, who will talk about his new book "King Obama - How America's media elected it's first dictator".

/made up book title
//but won't be surprised when it's really published
 
2013-07-10 09:04:10 AM  

Maud Dib: Jeez, the tards are coming out of the woodwork today.
Like termites, except they're retarded.


Those are chancre sores, not termites. And that's not "woodwork", that's your penis.

Better get it looked at.
 
2013-07-10 09:06:05 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


What do you mean we aren't for strong, intelligent, conservative women? Whom do you think we all support?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-10 09:06:18 AM  
On a more serious note, does anyone in Alaska support her anymore? I can't imagine that she's got much of a following after abandoning the state to pursue a reality TV career (besides the whole "dumber than a box of rocks" thing).
 
2013-07-10 09:08:59 AM  
Did she realize senate is actually elected for 6 years?
 
2013-07-10 09:10:00 AM  

deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.


The Farklib definition of trolling: "He said something I don't agree with. He's a troll".

You don't do much independent thinking, do you?
 
2013-07-10 09:11:13 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Aw, somebody got a new login.
 
2013-07-10 09:12:00 AM  

Stone Meadow: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What do you mean we aren't for strong, intelligent, conservative women? Whom do you think we all support?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 608x529]


It is incredibly laughable that you consider Hillary to be a conservative.
 
2013-07-10 09:13:37 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It is incredibly laughable that you consider Hillary to be a conservative.


So SHE'S the lib'rullest lib'rul to ever lib'rul a lib'rul?! I thought that was the colored...uh, that is, what I meant, ah...you know, that was...the "socialist" president we have now.
 
2013-07-10 09:13:52 AM  
Well, she'd certainly bring a ratings increase to C-Span.
 
2013-07-10 09:14:15 AM  
As God as my witness, if Sarah Palin runs for the Senate, then I swear to every Farker, I will too.

If she can do it, then anyone farking can.
 
2013-07-10 09:14:26 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: Stone Meadow: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What do you mean we aren't for strong, intelligent, conservative women? Whom do you think we all support?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 608x529]

It is incredibly laughable that you consider Hillary to be a conservative.


It is incredibly laughable that you think she's liberal.
 
2013-07-10 09:15:44 AM  

mayIFark: Did she realize senate is actually elected for 6 years?


Not for her it won't be.
 
2013-07-10 09:16:04 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I think he knows more about this than the Senator from South Dakota who only has a border with Canada and that is quite different," Democratic Senator Landrieu said.
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 300x168]

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 282x178]

// South Dakota is the SD on the map ,Derpers.


So... That means Sarah Palin isn't a moran?
 
2013-07-10 09:16:33 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

The Farklib definition of trolling: "He said something I don't agree with. He's a troll".

You don't do much independent thinking, do you?



A guy who is trotting out the same "scared of a strong conservative woman" talking point that didn't stick in 2008 is criticizing other people's lack of independent thinking?

You have to wear a helmet even when it isn't football season, don't you?
 
2013-07-10 09:16:56 AM  
SpankMeJohnnyAccount created:2013-07-05 12:32:39

So, whose sock puppet are you?
 
2013-07-10 09:17:15 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 09:17:22 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: On a more serious note, does anyone in Alaska support her anymore? I can't imagine that she's got much of a following after abandoning the state to pursue a reality TV career (besides the whole "dumber than a box of rocks" thing).


Actually, according to my two Alaskan brothers, she still enjoys considerable support amount grassroots Alaskans, who tend towards being fundytard GOP-Teabaggers. Sort of a 'local girl made good' thing.

The Alaska GOP, otoh, detests her. They're in a bit of a quandary, though, since Joe Miller is  also planning to run against Begich. If there is anyone the Party hates more than Palin within their ranks, it's gotta be Miller.

It'll be worth a bowl of popcorn to watch, for sure!
 
2013-07-10 09:18:09 AM  

See You Next Tuesday: Maud Dib: Jeez, the tards are coming out of the woodwork today.
Like termites, except they're retarded.


Derp

Freerepublic is that way.----->
 
2013-07-10 09:18:34 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.


who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars

// get's a pass because she's black.


Did her faithful followers rush to Wikipedia to change the entry on NASA's Pathfinder so they could claim she was correct?

Yeah, didn't think so. You lame attempt at "both sides are bad" is just that. Lame
 
2013-07-10 09:21:13 AM  

DisposableSavior: SpankMeJohnny: Stone Meadow: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What do you mean we aren't for strong, intelligent, conservative women? Whom do you think we all support?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 608x529]

It is incredibly laughable that you consider Hillary to be a conservative.

It is incredibly laughable that you think she's liberal.


So incredibly ^^^THIS^^^.
 
2013-07-10 09:21:42 AM  

cato113: She won't run. She'll form some kind of committee to investigate the possibility of running, take a bunch of money from a bunch of rubes, and quit on AM talk radio, saying it's not her time or some other garbage, but long before she has to any real work or effort into a real campaign.

By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything


That's exactly what she did for the 2012 presidential run.
 
2013-07-10 09:23:54 AM  
padwp.malibulist.com
 
2013-07-10 09:25:15 AM  

RexTalionis: She makes several orders of magnitude more in her new contract with Fox News (if she runs, her new contract is done), even though she is making only a fraction of the million dollars a year salary she was making previously, than she does as a sitting Senator.

If she's a Senator, then actually being in the Senate cuts into all the lucrative speaking engagements that she can make on the side at $100,000-500,000 a pop. She also would have to do fundraisers for the general National Republican Senate Committee and for other senators, most of which wouldn't fill her own coffers.

So, no, she's not going to be a Senator. Also, I thought she moved her primary residence to Arizona to be with John McCain.


$500k for a speaking engagement? If that's true, we're all doomed.
 
2013-07-10 09:29:55 AM  

d23: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Strong?  She quit as soon as someone started questioning her actions and someone else wrote her a big check.

Intelligent?  When has that label EVER applied to Sarah Palin?
 
2013-07-10 09:31:06 AM  

AnonAmbientLight: cato113: She won't run. She'll form some kind of committee to investigate the possibility of running, take a bunch of money from a bunch of rubes, and quit on AM talk radio, saying it's not her time or some other garbage, but long before she has to any real work or effort into a real campaign.

By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything

That's exactly what she did for the 2012 presidential run.


That and get a free cross country trip in a shiny bus.

Maybe this time she can have a cross promotion where she has Bret Michaels gussy up the bus, swings by the Duck Dynasty homestead to talk domestic affairs and cap it off with a 2 hour interview with Honey Boo Boo about how to improve the quality of the education system in America.

If you wanna get to D.C ya gotta dream big.
 
2013-07-10 09:36:45 AM  

mayIFark: Did she realize senate is actually elected for 6 years?


She is confident she won't have to stay the entire term. Worked when she was Gov.
 
2013-07-10 09:41:31 AM  

monoski: mayIFark: Did she realize senate is actually elected for 6 years?

She is confident she won't have to stay the entire term. Worked when she was Gov.


Well, TBF Obama didn't finish his Senate term...

// no farking way she gets promoted
// I'd like to think "no farking way she gets a Senate seat", but the though of her serving next to Lisa Murkowski gives me the giggles
// for 6 3.5 years, it'd look like she smelled a fart
 
2013-07-10 09:42:02 AM  

EyeballKid: So SHE'S the lib'rullest lib'rul to ever lib'rul a lib'rul?! I thought that was the colored...uh, that is, what I meant, ah...you know, that was...the "socialist" president we have now.


The word you're searching for is "blah".
 
2013-07-10 09:49:21 AM  
i1091.photobucket.com
DUUURRRRP!


/dOOOOeEEET!!
 
2013-07-10 09:53:56 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


www.troll.me
 
2013-07-10 09:53:59 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com,
 "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

DemocratCongressman Hank Johnson of Georgia
 
2013-07-10 09:57:37 AM  
Account created: 2013-07-05 12:32:39

Mmmmm, new troll accounts.  How adorable.
 
2013-07-10 09:57:48 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 10:02:33 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 249x203],
 "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

DemocratCongressman Hank Johnson of Georgia


What exactly is your point? Yep, there are dummies on both sides. The difference is, those of us on the left seem to be able to admit when a comment is just plain stupid, while those defending Sarah Palin just keep posting more examples of dumb (D)emocrat/liberal-spoken comments.

Face it, she's not bright and she's not running.
 
2013-07-10 10:02:45 AM  
i1091.photobucket.com
/shamelessly stolen
//forget OPs name
//Epic Taco
 
2013-07-10 10:03:07 AM  

I know it's not her, but I like the picture.



/Red white & blue bikini and a gun, what's not to like?
 
2013-07-10 10:04:55 AM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-10 10:08:42 AM  
Will Palin run for the senate?  I dunno.  Can you run a senatorial campaign solely from a Facebook page?
 
2013-07-10 10:09:45 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Account created: 2013-07-05 12:32:39

Mmmmm, new troll accounts.  How adorable.


Did anyone point out when that account was created yet? We should make sure to point that out. Because repeatedly acknowledging him and responding to him, he totally isn't getting exactly what he wanted and definitely won't do it again.

/hard to know who's dumber, the obvious troll or the people who think they are providing some public service by pointing out the obvious troll and hijacking the thread to point out there's a troll
//just don't look...just don't look...just don't look
 
2013-07-10 10:10:02 AM  
Dr.Mxyzptlk.:   [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 219x164]

who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars


Correct.  That's why we didn't nominate her to be, potentially, the next leader of the free farkin' world.

In contrast, the GOP not only picked someone who writes cheat notes on her hand for softball interviews, but it was a move they made to energize their party---because that kind of dumbth is actually a virtue among a certain demographic of voters.
 
2013-07-10 10:13:14 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: Derp derp derp  Farklibs are all for derp derp derp

 derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp  derp derp  derp  derp  derp  derp derp  derp  derp derp  derp

SpankMeJohnny Account created:2013-07-05 12:32:39

It's not even worth the time to snark

** PLONK **
 
2013-07-10 10:17:49 AM  

js34603: Satanic_Hamster: Account created: 2013-07-05 12:32:39

Mmmmm, new troll accounts.  How adorable.

Did anyone point out when that account was created yet? We should make sure to point that out. Because repeatedly acknowledging him and responding to him, he totally isn't getting exactly what he wanted and definitely won't do it again.

/hard to know who's dumber, the obvious troll or the people who think they are providing some public service by pointing out the obvious troll and hijacking the thread to point out there's a troll
//just don't look...just don't look...just don't look


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Or the could be a NSA type of snoop ?

// His wife was working as a private consultant while employed by the State !
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/huma-abedin-state-departmen t- consulting_n_3294677.html

Look it was just a way for Clinton to get her and Tony some spending money.
 
2013-07-10 10:18:33 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Continue, cigarette.


YOU'RE a cigarette!

/Clerks cartoon? That's the only thing I can think of to make yours make sense.
 
Bf+
2013-07-10 10:20:49 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com

Wanna hear a Sarah Palin Joke?
"Knock..."
 
2013-07-10 10:20:55 AM  

Vodka Zombie: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

No.  It's not.


He got two dozen responses, not counting the ones who simply pointed out he was a troll or announced they were putting him on ignore. When you can make 20-25% of the posts in any given thread ALL ABOUT YOU, that's some strong trolling, no matter how simpleminded or obvious it may seem to you
 
2013-07-10 10:35:15 AM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Vodka Zombie: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

No.  It's not.

He got two dozen responses, not counting the ones who simply pointed out he was a troll or announced they were putting him on ignore. When you can make 20-25% of the posts in any given thread ALL ABOUT YOU, that's some strong trolling, no matter how simpleminded or obvious it may seem to you

stoli n coke: SpankMeJohnny: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

The Farklib definition of trolling: "He said something I don't agree with. He's a troll".

You don't do much independent thinking, do you?


A guy who is trotting out the same "scared of a strong conservative woman" talking point that didn't stick in 2008 is criticizing other people's lack of independent thinking?

You have to wear a helmet even when it isn't football season, don't you?


Either that or his tinfoil hat.
 
2013-07-10 10:41:31 AM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Vodka Zombie: deanis: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Now that is some quality trolling my friends.

No.  It's not.

He got two dozen responses, not counting the ones who simply pointed out he was a troll or announced they were putting him on ignore. When you can make 20-25% of the posts in any given thread ALL ABOUT YOU, that's some strong trolling, no matter how simpleminded or obvious it may seem to you


I always though that a good troll isn't measured by how many responses one receives, but rather by how much one can inflame other's negative emotions - you know, get them angry.  People pointing and laughing is kind of the opposite of that.
 
2013-07-10 10:52:04 AM  

Sgt Otter: That is completely unfair.  You left out "Failed Mayor."


And failed teacher of "abstinence-only" to her children.
 
2013-07-10 10:52:33 AM  

TelemonianAjax: Dr Dreidel: Continue, cigarette.

YOU'RE a cigarette!

/Clerks cartoon? That's the only thing I can think of to make yours make sense.


"Continue" = "do it"
"cigarette" = "f..."

You see where I'm going with this.

// it's a very common expression
// a robot expression...
 
2013-07-10 10:57:13 AM  

FloydA: I know it's hard to give up the label, but they've taken it from you..

.

I'm sorry for picking on one phrase of an otherwise excellent post, but the crazies did not take the GOP away from the Moderates. The Moderates invited them in and handed over the keys, gladly and willingly, and despite warnings that they'd regret it. It meant victory at the polls, and that's all that mattered.
 
2013-07-10 11:05:40 AM  

VJStinger: [i1091.photobucket.com image 547x982]
/shamelessly stolen
//forget OPs name
//Epic Taco


s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Can't believe this one hasn't shown yet.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-10 11:08:23 AM  

Hermione_Granger: As God as my witness, if Sarah Palin runs for the Senate, then I swear to every Farker, I will too.

If she can do it, then anyone farking can.


afinemesh.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-10 11:20:01 AM  

BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?


Conservatives:  Hey, what do you libs think about ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  Okay, but what if we find a woman and a black guy to sell you on the idea of ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  See!  You're the REAL racists!
 
2013-07-10 11:26:13 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Shouldn't you be sending her money instead of typing on the interwebz? C'mon, she needs your help so she can quit fight us libtards with her Maverick maverickyness. Now look into my eyes, rube patriot: Send. Her. Money.
 
2013-07-10 11:30:48 AM  

HighOnCraic: BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?

Conservatives:  Hey, what do you libs think about ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  Okay, but what if we find a woman and a black guy to sell you on the idea of ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  See!  You're the REAL racists!


I laughed my ass off when the right-wing media was promoting Dr. Ben Carson as the savior of the GOP.  Sure, he wants gun control laws that would make Britain look like Texas, but he's black!  And conservative!
 
2013-07-10 11:32:44 AM  
I can't wait until she tries her first fibicluster.
 
2013-07-10 11:44:12 AM  
thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com
/Don't you think she looks skinny?
 
2013-07-10 11:46:05 AM  

Dr Dreidel: monoski: mayIFark: Did she realize senate is actually elected for 6 years?

She is confident she won't have to stay the entire term. Worked when she was Gov.

Well, TBF Obama didn't finish his Senate term...


Getting promoted to a higher office is not the same as quitting and taking a job at Fox news
 
2013-07-10 11:57:23 AM  

Sgt Otter: HighOnCraic: BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?

Conservatives:  Hey, what do you libs think about ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  Okay, but what if we find a woman and a black guy to sell you on the idea of ending abortion and switching to a flat tax?
Liberals:  How about no?
Conservatives:  See!  You're the REAL racists!

I laughed my ass off when the right-wing media was promoting Dr. Ben Carson as the savior of the GOP.  Sure, he wants gun control laws that would make Britain look like Texas, but he's black!  And conservative!


Remember that flat tax idea that Republicans rejected when Steve Forbes ran in the primaries?  It's back, in pog Black form.
 
2013-07-10 12:14:04 PM  

monoski: Getting promoted to a higher office is not the same as quitting and taking a job at Fox news


I'd say those two things are exact opposites.
 
2013-07-10 12:26:00 PM  

monoski: Getting promoted to a higher office is not the same as quitting and taking a job at Fox news


But there's getting promoted and then there's getting paid. Were I the governor of a dickwater state like Alaska and someone offered me a large pile of cash to quit, I might consider the offer. Especially if I was married to Sean Hayes' stunt double (does he even have a non-"consulting" job?), had 5 kids of the types you'd expect to find in the sticks, and that pile of cash came with the fawning adulation of my new bosses, their moneymen, and an audience of millions across the country. Especially if I had any designs on returning to "public" life - that kind of platform affords name recognition that can't be bought.

Of course, she failed miserably at the TV gig because she's an unlikable, self-important, vacuous head case - if you're gonna work in TV, you've got to be off-camera friends with the on-camera people (even if your on-air relationship is contentious), and she failed at public life for many of the same reasons (you can't insult 55% of the country and then expect them to vote for you).

// I was making a humorous point - we pile on Palin (gross) for not finishing the term for which she was elected, and let Obama slide on not finishing his
// any analysis of that point (I guess you'd have to assume Poe's Law) leads one to the conclusion that these two unfinished terms have vastly different contexts and that Palin's case was about ass-saving over TrooperGate and the media being poop-stained meanies while Obama's was about a new (and also better paid) elected position
 
2013-07-10 12:37:23 PM  
Well she already has the frail mind of a 90 year old, she'll fit right in.
 
2013-07-10 12:39:21 PM  
there you go guys, give the poster with the two day old account all the attention he wants

I'm totally sure he's posting in earnest and you are totally going to change his mind with your amazing arguments

just roll yourselves around in that turd pile some more
 
2013-07-10 12:45:30 PM  

Jackson Herring: just roll yourselves around in that turd pile some more


We're gonna need you to push over and make some room, mmmmmkay?
 
2013-07-10 12:47:31 PM  
SpankMeJohnny: ... independent thinking...

I'm now only one tiny  sheeple away from Bingo!
 
2013-07-10 01:02:18 PM  

SomeoneDumb: SpankMeJohnny: ... independent thinking...

I'm now only one tiny  sheeple away from Bingo!


don't jinx it!
 
2013-07-10 01:20:44 PM  
blogs-images.forbes.com
 
2013-07-10 01:30:40 PM  
thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com
Is that Peg Bundy on meth!?!?
 
2013-07-10 01:38:43 PM  

SpectroBoy: [thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com image 467x662]
Is that Peg Bundy on meth!?!?


cbsmancave.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-10 01:39:12 PM  
Hey, wouldn't that make for a great Reality TV show!?
 
2013-07-10 01:50:48 PM  
Wow, I'm just not feeling the love here. I only joined up a few days ago (just in case you didn't know). You'd think a progressive community like Fark would be nicer to someone new.
 
2013-07-10 02:06:24 PM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


One of the things I hate about being a strong, intelligent woman that is a stay-at-home mom is the assumption that Sarah is my hero.

She is not intelligent. She's a grifter, and a great one at that. She's a good liar, a poor mother, a poor leader. She's pretty streetwise when it comes to getting personal gain from American politics.
But she's not intelligent. She's a terrible role model, and some of the side stuff she's been involved in is pretty heinous.
Why would I be behind a woman like that? Even if I was a conservative?

And we don't hate on black republic party members. They're just grade A whack jobs. Mr. Steele is the sanest, I believe.

So, good job mr. troll. Ya got me
 
2013-07-10 02:06:40 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I think he knows more about this than the Senator from South Dakota who only has a border with Canada and that is quite different," Democratic Senator Landrieu said.
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 300x168]

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 282x178]

// South Dakota is the SD on the map ,Derpers.


I'm pretty sure you didn't study that out.
 
2013-07-10 02:09:44 PM  

stoli n coke: Uranus Is Huge!: Has she ever held the same job for six years? (Other than grifter Facebook pundit)

Does Homecoming Queen at Methy McCousinfark High School count?


*Snert*
You got me. I'm stealing that.
 
2013-07-10 02:12:41 PM  

dionysusaur: Senator 'Mounds' Palin is more like it.

/ farkers, I am disappoint it took this long


Sometimes you feel like a nut-

and sometimes you are
 
2013-07-10 02:15:34 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: MooseUpNorth: d23: I guess where you come from anyone who has read more than one book qualifies.

Of course, you can't ask her which one, that's an unfair gotcha question.


who once if NASA's Pathfinder took pictures of where Neil Armstrong planted the flag on Mars

// get's a pass because she's black.


Nope. She's crazy stupid.


/ps I iz a libtard
 
2013-07-10 02:18:55 PM  

calm like a bomb: Jackson Herring: just roll yourselves around in that turd pile some more

We're gonna need you to push over and make some room, mmmmmkay?


I know you are but what am I? really?
 
2013-07-10 02:19:00 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

Aw, somebody got a new login.


Precious, ain't it?
 
2013-07-10 02:23:09 PM  

SpankMeJohnny: Wow, I'm just not feeling the love here. I only joined up a few days ago (just in case you didn't know). You'd think a progressive community like Fark would be nicer to someone new.


memedepot.com
 
2013-07-10 02:25:46 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: js34603: Satanic_Hamster: Account created: 2013-07-05 12:32:39

Mmmmm, new troll accounts.  How adorable.

Did anyone point out when that account was created yet? We should make sure to point that out. Because repeatedly acknowledging him and responding to him, he totally isn't getting exactly what he wanted and definitely won't do it again.

/hard to know who's dumber, the obvious troll or the people who think they are providing some public service by pointing out the obvious troll and hijacking the thread to point out there's a troll
//just don't look...just don't look...just don't look



Or the could be a NSA type of snoop ?

// His wife was working as a private consultant while employed by the State !
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/huma-abedin-state-departmen t- consulting_n_3294677.html

Look it was just a way for Clinton to get her and Tony some spending money.


Ok, Dr. (dickinmouthsound), you're getting too excited. Slow down, and use the preview button.
 
2013-07-10 02:25:49 PM  

SpankMeJohnny: Wow, I'm just not feeling the love here. I only joined up a few days ago (just in case you didn't know). You'd think a progressive community like Fark would be nicer to someone new.


Your material is old.
And welcome to Fark.
 
2013-07-10 02:28:15 PM  
"I've considered it because people have requested me considering it."

She's not running, she's just a tease.
 
2013-07-10 02:58:48 PM  

SpankMeJohnny: Wow, I'm just not feeling the love here. I only joined up a few days ago (just in case you didn't know). You'd think a progressive community like Fark would be nicer to someone new.


I'm gonna guess Thunderpipes.  Anybody else got any better ideas.
 
2013-07-10 03:05:20 PM  

Jackson Herring: calm like a bomb: Jackson Herring: just roll yourselves around in that turd pile some more

We're gonna need you to push over and make some room, mmmmmkay?

I know you are but what am I? really?


I would say you are.....a small fish of the clupiedae family.  Moreover, you smell foul when pickled.  There is a definite odor of decomposition.  Really, it is most putrid.  Often, you are discarded before being eaten.  Left out in the sun, you become rancid.  Lunge feeding is employed by whales to consume you.  If chased by a swordfish, you form a bait ball for defense.  Nocturnal, you are not.  Good day, sir.
 
2013-07-10 03:42:51 PM  
TheMysticS:

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Or the could be a NSA type of snoop ?

// His wife was working as a private consultant while employed by the State !

Look it was just a way for Clinton to get her and Tony some spending money.

Ok, Dr. (dickinmouthsound), you're getting too excited. Slow down, and use the preview button.



Is this better ?  So what about the wife working as a private consultant and the State Dept ?
Don't see any conflicts as she carries the purse of one of the most powerful woman in the country ?
You're okay with that or just want to chest thump "Palin Stoopid " .

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/huma-abedin-state-departmen t- consulting_n_3294677.html


I am sure Rachel Maddow will do deep analysis ending with some lecture of ethics and big money .


25.media.tumblr.com

Never Mind .
 
2013-07-10 04:18:34 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: TheMysticS:



Or the could be a NSA type of snoop ?

// His wife was working as a private consultant while employed by the State !

Look it was just a way for Clinton to get her and Tony some spending money.

Ok, Dr. (dickinmouthsound), you're getting too excited. Slow down, and use the preview button.


Is this better ?  So what about the wife working as a private consultant and the State Dept ?
Don't see any conflicts as she carries the purse of one of the most powerful woman in the country ?
You're okay with that or just want to chest thump "Palin Stoopid " .

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/huma-abedin-state-departmen t- consulting_n_3294677.html


I am sure Rachel Maddow will do deep analysis ending with some lecture of ethics and big money .




Never Mind .


No, not better.
Forgive me. I didn't know English wasn't your first language.
 
2013-07-10 04:31:09 PM  
Why not? Hitlerly did it.

HURR HITLERY DURR DURR HURR HITLERY CLINTON DADERPADERPA DOOOO
 
2013-07-10 04:36:21 PM  

physt: [thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com image 467x662]
/Don't you think she looks skinny skanky?

FTFY

 
2013-07-10 04:43:25 PM  

SpankMeJohnny: Wow, I'm just not feeling the love here. I only joined up a few days ago (just in case you didn't know). You'd think a progressive community like Fark would be nicer to someone new.


img856.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-10 04:54:47 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-10 04:54:52 PM  
She'll quit half way through so she can run for president.
 
2013-07-10 09:59:06 PM  
The gift that keeps on giving
 
2013-07-11 01:39:05 AM  

dionysusaur: Senator 'Mounds' Palin is more like it.

/ farkers, I am disappoint it took this long


images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-07-11 04:08:35 AM  
Dr.Mxyzptlk.: who once if NASA's Pathfinder...blah, flag on Mars

DIE.
 
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