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(KSDK St. Louis)   Senator *snicker* Palin   (ksdk.com) divider line 179
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2013-07-10 12:02:52 AM  
Brawndo has what Plants crave.
 
2013-07-10 12:23:52 AM  
Eat your farkin tacos
 
2013-07-10 12:31:52 AM  
Meh

/she'll quit once she fleeces a few more rubes
//even if she did manage to get elected
 
2013-07-10 12:44:44 AM  
America continues on its trajectory, determined to show the world just his farking stupid it is.
 
2013-07-10 12:51:21 AM  
She will provide three solid years of service, because she drinks "Go-Go Juice."
 
2013-07-10 12:57:41 AM  
Good.  Then she can quit and add "Failed Senator" after "Failed Governor" and "Failed VP Candidate" on her resume.
 
2013-07-10 01:19:44 AM  
Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?
 
2013-07-10 01:24:29 AM  

propasaurus: Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?


I think it's the chocolate one

/with nuts
 
2013-07-10 01:25:16 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: propasaurus: Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?

I think it's the chocolate one

/with nuts


Is the chocolate one the one with Rice?
 
2013-07-10 01:28:32 AM  

propasaurus: MaudlinMutantMollusk: propasaurus: Which one is Snicker Palin? The slutty one?

I think it's the chocolate one

/with nuts

Is the chocolate one the one with Rice?


That would be Crunch
 
2013-07-10 01:43:17 AM  
i105.photobucket.com
Republicans, she speaks for you.  As long as you remain a member of the GOP, you are represented by Rush, Glen Beck, Palin, Ted Cruz, Boehner, McConnell, Bachmann, Rand Paul, and the rest of the nitwits who run your party.  You cannot "take the party back" from the crazies, they own it now.

I know it's hard to give up the label, but they've taken it from you and it will forever be tainted with their stink.  That's what the GOP is now.

The US needs a loyal opposition party - one party rule is always a recipe for abuse - but the GOP cannot be that loyal opposition anymore.  They have become the party of madness and stupidity.  They're a lost cause.  Join the Libertarians, or take over the Democrats, or form another party.  You can't rescue the GOP; they are too far down the rabbit hole.  There are no more moderate Republicans, so it's pointless to vote for the guy who has an (R) after his name and hope that he's not too crazy.  He is.  This is what your party has become.  Face it - accept the loss, and move on.  There's no saving them.
 
2013-07-10 03:16:23 AM  
The stupid, it burns.

/word salad
 
2013-07-10 03:41:40 AM  
She won't run. She'll form some kind of committee to investigate the possibility of running, take a bunch of money from a bunch of rubes, and quit on AM talk radio, saying it's not her time or some other garbage, but long before she has to any real work or effort into a real campaign.

By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything
 
2013-07-10 04:02:39 AM  

unamused: Good.  Then she can quit and add "Failed Senator" after "Failed Governor" and "Failed VP Candidate" on her resume.


That is completely unfair.  You left out "Failed Mayor."

http://www.salon.com/2008/09/17/palin_mayor/
 
2013-07-10 05:22:55 AM  

Sgt Otter: unamused: Good.  Then she can quit and add "Failed Senator" after "Failed Governor" and "Failed VP Candidate" on her resume.

That is completely unfair.  You left out "Failed Mayor."

http://www.salon.com/2008/09/17/palin_mayor/


Damn!  I knew I forgot something that coont farked up.
 
2013-07-10 06:42:08 AM  

cato113: she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything


This.
 
2013-07-10 06:58:38 AM  

cato113: By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything


THIS seconded.
 
2013-07-10 07:24:53 AM  
To run, or tonot run, that is the answer
 
2013-07-10 07:26:06 AM  
Well, I hope all those "SENATOR Palin?" ads on Fark were worth it, then.
 
2013-07-10 07:26:42 AM  

Sarah Palin: To run, or tonot run, that is the answer


She even quit this post halfway through.
 
2013-07-10 07:28:52 AM  
I remember hearing the recurring "Sarah's going to start a new party 'cuz the GOP isn't really conservative enough" rumor recently.  Here's hoping she runs under the AIP banner.
 
2013-07-10 07:31:51 AM  
She makes several orders of magnitude more in her new contract with Fox News (if she runs, her new contract is done), even though she is making only a fraction of the million dollars a year salary she was making previously, than she does as a sitting Senator.

If she's a Senator, then actually being in the Senate cuts into all the lucrative speaking engagements that she can make on the side at $100,000-500,000 a pop. She also would have to do fundraisers for the general National Republican Senate Committee and for other senators, most of which wouldn't fill her own coffers.

So, no, she's not going to be a Senator. Also, I thought she moved her primary residence to Arizona to be with John McCain.
 
2013-07-10 07:33:44 AM  

cato113: She won't run. She'll form some kind of committee to investigate the possibility of running, take a bunch of money from a bunch of rubes, and quit on AM talk radio, saying it's not her time or some other garbage, but long before she has to any real work or effort into a real campaign.

By now, she's learned that It's much easier to complain about Democrats ruining Real AmericaTM  and take money from the rubes than it is to run for office and try and change anything


it has to be hard to walk away from such easy money. this way she keeps the interest alive, ensuring her another book deal, more paid lectures and yes, as you stated, those fart stained contribution dollars will come rolling in.
with as much party support as she has had since her early days it won't surprise me in the future when she does seriously run for an office. those same deep pockets who correctly pegged her as an easy to manipulate camera whore are probably also stupid enough to throw good money after bad. Sarah is a train wreck that just keeps on giving.
 
2013-07-10 07:34:14 AM  
She's not going to do a damned thing, and everyone knows it.
 
2013-07-10 07:35:59 AM  
It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?
 
2013-07-10 07:36:15 AM  
Right wingers are so incapable of learning their lesson that once they figure out that touching a flame on the stove is painful, they pull back a burned bloody stump.
 
2013-07-10 07:37:07 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


There's the operative word there, boyo.
 
2013-07-10 07:38:27 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


Sarah Palin is not strong or intelligent.

And the Republican goals and platforms are barbaric, unworthy of anyone's support.
 
2013-07-10 07:39:37 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


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Afraid of derping your main?
 
2013-07-10 07:40:44 AM  
Sounds like someone's needing to launder some more campaign donatio-, I mean, "sell some more books."
 
2013-07-10 07:40:57 AM  
Wait a minute. We can just ignore her.
 
2013-07-10 07:41:47 AM  
Senator Sarah who?
 
2013-07-10 07:41:49 AM  
She's not running for the senate.    She is just continuing her attention-whoring.
 
2013-07-10 07:41:53 AM  
Just raising money for Trigg, Tragg, Clank, Flink. The kids and grand kids need new double wides
 
2013-07-10 07:43:30 AM  
Has she ever held the same job for six years? (Other than grifter Facebook pundit)
 
2013-07-10 07:43:52 AM  
This bears repeating...

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 07:44:33 AM  

Jacobin: Just raising money for Trigg, Tragg, Clank, Flink. The kids and grand kids need new double wides


You forgot Flapjack.
 
2013-07-10 07:46:32 AM  
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"T......a......c......o"
 
2013-07-10 07:47:55 AM  
She was a lot hotter when she had a few more pounds on her. This diet she's on has turned her into a bag of antlers.
 
2013-07-10 07:48:25 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: She was a lot hotter when she had a few more pounds on her. This diet she's on has turned her into a bag of antlers.


Methamphetamine's a helluva drug.
 
2013-07-10 07:49:38 AM  

SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?


What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?
 
2013-07-10 07:50:20 AM  
I wonder if well see any of the usual suspects in this thread still hoping for another chance to get a BJ from Sarah.
 
2013-07-10 07:50:30 AM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Has she ever held the same job for six years? (Other than grifter Facebook pundit)


Does Homecoming Queen at Methy McCousinfark High School count?
 
2013-07-10 07:52:46 AM  
"Uh Senator, are you in there?  Senator?"

.


www.jaunted.com
 
2013-07-10 07:52:58 AM  
I'll snicker some more when she gets elected.

/ I hope not.
 
2013-07-10 07:55:30 AM  
"MERLE! Run what for down the Piggly Wiggly and fetch me Cletus' dialysis jar! Gotta send it to Our Sarah fer stickin' it to the libs ag'in!"
 
2013-07-10 07:55:44 AM  
I'll show you what a real candidate looks like.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

(*snicker )
 
2013-07-10 07:56:45 AM  
I can run for senator, too. Doesnt mean I actually have a fart-in-a-hurricane chance.
 
2013-07-10 08:00:20 AM  

BrotherThaddeus: SpankMeJohnny: It's funny how the Farklibs are all for strong, intelligent women until one of them is a conservative. It's kind of like how the libs hate on black Republicans. Double standards much?

What is the double standard? Libs disagree with and oppose conservatives and republicans, regardless of skin color or gender. Isn't that the opposite of racism?


They don't understand that it's not wrong to dislike someone who *is* female, or a minority ethnicity, or has different skin color than you (etc); what's wrong is disliking someone *because of* those attributes.
 
2013-07-10 08:01:32 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I'll show you what a real candidate looks like.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 259x194]

(*snicker )



You think about Weiners much? NTTAWWT.
 
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