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(Slate)   When ice cream sales go up, so does the murder rate. That's 'cause I got some ice cream. And you ain't got none. Because you on welfare and can't afford it. And your father is an alcoholic. You want to eat some? Want a lick? PSYCH   (slate.com) divider line 27
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2013-07-10 12:09:26 AM
3 votes:
for you youngin's who don't get the headline:


Link Maybe NSFW
2013-07-10 12:08:01 AM
3 votes:
Ahhh, the good 'ol days, when Eddie was funny.
2013-07-09 11:36:14 PM
3 votes:
Ahh I miss the old Eddie
2013-07-10 12:36:20 AM
2 votes:
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2013-07-10 12:16:56 AM
2 votes:

tuna fingers: I got in an argument here on the main page, or perhaps tfd after someone wrote "sike!"Most people agreed with the sike guy. You have validated me subby!


It's psychological warfare, how would it NOT be psych?
2013-07-09 10:55:46 PM
2 votes:
Well done Subby.  +1 Would read again.
2013-07-09 10:31:32 PM
2 votes:
That's old school right there.
2013-07-09 10:30:26 PM
2 votes:
Classic Eddie Murphy.

But for some reason it put the Cosby "Dad is great. He gave us chocolate cake" bit in my head.
2013-07-10 10:27:04 AM
1 votes:

DrBrownCow: Maybe I'm missing the joke, but it is "syke" and not "psych."


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2013-07-10 08:58:03 AM
1 votes:

mbillips: Alonjar: Yes this is dog: Smeggy Smurf: Do they even sell watermelon, fried chicken or grape soda flavored ice cream?

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I'm not sure about the other two.

Is that product horrible racist, or am I horribly racist for thinking that?

/racialism... how does it work!?

What is it with Yankees thinking watermelon = racist? Don't you farkers eat watermelon in the summer? And fried chicken?! Who doesn't love fried chicken? Fried chicken unites us; it doesn't divide us.


Because Watermelon, fried chicken and BBQ pork were food for poor people.
Poor people in the north are predominately black, hence they eat a lot of watermelon, fried chicken and BBQ pork. Making fun of poor people for eating watermelon, fried chicken and BBQ pork became a symbol of making fun of black people, because they made up the largest percent of the poor.
2013-07-10 08:45:50 AM
1 votes:

jtown: Nabb1: That's old school right there.

That can't be old school.  Because that stuff was new and fresh when I was a kid and that was only...DAMNIT!


I was listening to a show touting the hits from 30 years ago.  Got pissed when I realized it was the 80's.
2013-07-10 06:07:39 AM
1 votes:
This should be a Headline of the Year candidate.
2013-07-10 03:16:14 AM
1 votes:
Am I a freak for thinking that Eddie's Grandma's "welfare burger" sounded a lot tastier than the McDonald's burgers that other kids had?
2013-07-10 02:01:48 AM
1 votes:

tuna fingers: I got in an argument here on the main page, or perhaps tfd after someone wrote "sike!"Most people agreed with the sike guy. You have validated me subby!


Only an idiot would write "sike" seeing as the word refers to "psyching somone out" i.e. confusing them. It's all about mentality.
2013-07-10 01:02:55 AM
1 votes:
'Cause you are on the welfare, you on the welfare. And you daddy's an alcoholic!
2013-07-10 12:38:09 AM
1 votes:

CruJones: I-I-I-I want the kniiife

/he was funny


mmmm Charlotte Lewis and RATT
2013-07-10 12:35:57 AM
1 votes:

Psycoholic_Slag: Grew up listening to this:


Me too. Have a CD copy of it now. Still one of the best comedy albums around.

"The BELT will  WAIL tonight!"

/we had never seen "THE BELT"

//but we had HEARD about it.
2013-07-10 12:33:32 AM
1 votes:
I guess the only thing I can add is that Eddie Murphy's current girlfriend is some hot Australian model, Paige Butcher. And when I Google pictures of her, it seems like she and Eddie like to go out for coffee a lot. Nice looking bush biatch he has there.

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/HALF!
2013-07-10 12:32:24 AM
1 votes:

Mangoose: Classic Eddie Murphy.

But for some reason it put the Cosby "Dad is great. He gave us chocolate cake" bit in my head.


Grew up listening to this:

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I remember the part when he was going to get his tonsils removed and all he cared about was all the ice cream you can eat!

Classic album.
2013-07-10 12:31:57 AM
1 votes:

MFAWG: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]


goony goo goo
2013-07-10 12:31:11 AM
1 votes:
dammit subby, now I'm watching all of Delirious and probably keeping the rest of the hotel awake.
2013-07-10 12:28:51 AM
1 votes:
Did you know that more murders are committed at 92 degrees Fahrenheit than any other temperature? I read an article once. At lower temperatures, people are easy-going, over 92, it's too hot to move, but just 92, people get IRRITABLE!
2013-07-10 12:28:35 AM
1 votes:

DoctorCal: Do the part about the really juicy hamburger but the dumbass kid preferred McDonalds.


I remember those days.  And it wasn't that McD's was great.  It was that all the other kids had it and not having what everyone else had made you different and, therefore, a target of mockery because kids are farking monsters.

And now I want a welfare burger with green peppers in it on white bread mooshed with ketchup.  'cause, ugly or not, they're delicious.  Put a slab of government cheese on mine.
2013-07-10 12:27:22 AM
1 votes:
I don't recall the ice cream bit but I'm constantly reminded how his uncle shaved a Big Foot and married it and how all his cousins could stick their faces in the water and come up with fish in their mouths.


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2013-07-10 12:24:50 AM
1 votes:
Eddie's ice cream bit was pretty damned funny, but his story about his brother in the bathtub with G.I Joe literally had me in tears.
2013-07-10 12:21:57 AM
1 votes:

Nabb1: That's old school right there.


That can't be old school.  Because that stuff was new and fresh when I was a kid and that was only...DAMNIT!
2013-07-10 12:08:13 AM
1 votes:
Subby, you gunky.
 
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