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(Slate)   When ice cream sales go up, so does the murder rate. That's 'cause I got some ice cream. And you ain't got none. Because you on welfare and can't afford it. And your father is an alcoholic. You want to eat some? Want a lick? PSYCH   (slate.com) divider line 20
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2013-07-10 12:21:57 AM
5 votes:

Nabb1: That's old school right there.


That can't be old school.  Because that stuff was new and fresh when I was a kid and that was only...DAMNIT!
2013-07-10 12:23:03 AM
3 votes:

MFAWG: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]


For a minute I thought that was Jackée Harry.
2013-07-10 10:46:34 AM
1 votes:

waterrockets: +1 for subby. I watched and rewatched that VHS so many damn times. We counted the f-bombs once, and I think it was 252?

"... and get ya fava a toased almond bar, and BRING BACK MY CHANGE!"
"And the ice cream man be sayin 'watch how fast I make these motherfarkers run'  VROOOOMMM"


My favorite was the drunk dad summer BBQ bit. "Aunt Bunny's falling down the steps again!!" "So take your motherfarking bigfoot wife, those bigfoot kids of yours, get back in your gooniegoogoomobile and get the fark out my house!"


White people bits were funny too. Walk in the new house and the ghost says <whispering> "GET OUT!!!!> "I would TIP the fark out the door."

So, what the fark was TFA about?


My favorite bit was about the uncle working the grill at the bbq. To this day, I can't be near a fire without saying 'NOW THAT'S A FIRE!'.
2013-07-10 10:40:32 AM
1 votes:
I loved the boomerang shoe.

do do do do do do do do do do do...
chik-chik
vwoop vwoop vwoopvwoopvwooopwwoopwoopwoooop..... AHHHHH!
WHOOPWHOOPWHOOOP..
chik-chik...
"Let's go!"
2013-07-10 08:56:17 AM
1 votes:
Iss my house, Gus. You don't like it, get the fark out.
2013-07-10 08:45:50 AM
1 votes:

jtown: Nabb1: That's old school right there.

That can't be old school.  Because that stuff was new and fresh when I was a kid and that was only...DAMNIT!


I was listening to a show touting the hits from 30 years ago.  Got pissed when I realized it was the 80's.
2013-07-10 01:14:05 AM
1 votes:

Z-clipped: thpppppthttpptptppttptptt OH LORD HELP ME thpppptthtpthhtpth OH LORD JESUStthhrhrprprhtpprh OH LORD I'M HALFWAY DOWN NOW thhhtpptphtppthhtp...


MY SHOE!
2013-07-10 01:09:37 AM
1 votes:

Psycoholic_Slag: Mangoose: Classic Eddie Murphy.

But for some reason it put the Cosby "Dad is great. He gave us chocolate cake" bit in my head.

Grew up listening to this:

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I remember the part when he was going to get his tonsils removed and all he cared about was all the ice cream you can eat!

Classic album.


Listen!  I didn't put the damn bullet in the furnace!  And stop talkin' about my mother!
2013-07-10 12:43:34 AM
1 votes:
I HERD THAT shiat MAN!

THAT shiat WADDN'T FUNNY!

I SUPPOSE AT THE END OF YOUR SKIT STEVIE CRASH INTO A TREE RIGHT?

HA HA VERY FUNNY MUTHAfarkER!

YO MOMMA GOT A WOODEN LEG WITH A KICKSTAND, MUTHAfarkER
2013-07-10 12:36:45 AM
1 votes:

Somacandra: I could drop my ice cream in a pile of shiat and eat it.

I'd be all like: "Its just shiat....like sprinkles!"


www.thegenytimes.com

shiatTY SPRINKLES
2013-07-10 12:36:20 AM
1 votes:
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-07-10 12:36:11 AM
1 votes:

skinink: I guess the only thing I can add is that Eddie Murphy's current girlfriend is some hot Australian model, Paige Butcher. And when I Google pictures of her, it seems like she and Eddie like to go out for coffee a lot. Nice looking bush biatch he has there.

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/HALF!


Is Adidas sponsoring comedians on the downside of their careers? Who did Nike get?
2013-07-10 12:32:24 AM
1 votes:

Mangoose: Classic Eddie Murphy.

But for some reason it put the Cosby "Dad is great. He gave us chocolate cake" bit in my head.


Grew up listening to this:

cdn.7static.com

I remember the part when he was going to get his tonsils removed and all he cared about was all the ice cream you can eat!

Classic album.
2013-07-10 12:31:57 AM
1 votes:

MFAWG: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]


goony goo goo
2013-07-10 12:27:22 AM
1 votes:
I don't recall the ice cream bit but I'm constantly reminded how his uncle shaved a Big Foot and married it and how all his cousins could stick their faces in the water and come up with fish in their mouths.


www.fireandreamitchell.com

OOGA BOOGA
2013-07-10 12:15:38 AM
1 votes:
If I dropped my ice cream I'd probably go all rampagey too
2013-07-10 12:11:05 AM
1 votes:
Give them French Vanilla. Then all they will want to do is surrender.
2013-07-10 12:09:13 AM
1 votes:
I-I-I-I want the kniiife

/he was funny
2013-07-09 10:31:32 PM
1 votes:
That's old school right there.
2013-07-09 10:30:26 PM
1 votes:
Classic Eddie Murphy.

But for some reason it put the Cosby "Dad is great. He gave us chocolate cake" bit in my head.
 
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