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(Slate)   When ice cream sales go up, so does the murder rate. That's 'cause I got some ice cream. And you ain't got none. Because you on welfare and can't afford it. And your father is an alcoholic. You want to eat some? Want a lick? PSYCH   (slate.com) divider line 146
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2013-07-09 10:30:26 PM
Classic Eddie Murphy.

But for some reason it put the Cosby "Dad is great. He gave us chocolate cake" bit in my head.
 
2013-07-09 10:31:32 PM
That's old school right there.
 
2013-07-09 10:43:09 PM
Brut, by Faberge.
 
2013-07-09 10:55:46 PM
Well done Subby.  +1 Would read again.
 
2013-07-09 11:36:14 PM
Ahh I miss the old Eddie
 
2013-07-10 12:08:01 AM
Ahhh, the good 'ol days, when Eddie was funny.
 
2013-07-10 12:08:10 AM
Do the part about the really juicy hamburger but the dumbass kid preferred McDonalds.
 
2013-07-10 12:08:13 AM
Subby, you gunky.
 
2013-07-10 12:09:13 AM
I-I-I-I want the kniiife

/he was funny
 
2013-07-10 12:09:26 AM
for you youngin's who don't get the headline:


Link Maybe NSFW
 
2013-07-10 12:11:05 AM
Give them French Vanilla. Then all they will want to do is surrender.
 
2013-07-10 12:12:35 AM
Makes sense.  We all scream for ice cream, murder.
 
2013-07-10 12:12:36 AM
The correlating factor is the weather.

Someone said "The only thing that reduces the murder rate is snowstorms."
 
2013-07-10 12:14:32 AM
I got in an argument here on the main page, or perhaps tfd after someone wrote "sike!"Most people agreed with the sike guy. You have validated me subby!
 
2013-07-10 12:15:38 AM
If I dropped my ice cream I'd probably go all rampagey too
 
2013-07-10 12:16:19 AM
images.starpulse.com
 
2013-07-10 12:16:19 AM
When ice cream sales go up, so does the murder rate

"It's the ice cream man biatch, don't you hear the music?
I got the shiat fiends want, holla at me when they use it"
 
2013-07-10 12:16:56 AM

tuna fingers: I got in an argument here on the main page, or perhaps tfd after someone wrote "sike!"Most people agreed with the sike guy. You have validated me subby!


It's psychological warfare, how would it NOT be psych?
 
2013-07-10 12:16:57 AM
 
2013-07-10 12:19:37 AM
Here the ghetto ass ice cream truck
It be nearby
It's comin
I hear that mofrkka
YEAH
COME ON
UNH
GET IT
bring that mofrkka


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQfzyz1LFGQ
 
2013-07-10 12:20:26 AM
It's because of those ice cream trucks.
 
2013-07-10 12:20:31 AM
Whoah.... that takes me back.
 
2013-07-10 12:21:57 AM

Nabb1: That's old school right there.


That can't be old school.  Because that stuff was new and fresh when I was a kid and that was only...DAMNIT!
 
2013-07-10 12:23:03 AM

MFAWG: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]


For a minute I thought that was Jackée Harry.
 
2013-07-10 12:23:53 AM

PedanticSimpleton: Here the ghetto ass ice cream truck
It be nearby
It's comin
I hear that mofrkka
YEAH
COME ON
UNH
GET IT
bring that mofrkka


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQfzyz1LFGQ


Reminds me of motherfarking bootleg fireworks, shiat.

MONEY UNDER MOUF RUNNIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ
 
2013-07-10 12:24:50 AM
Eddie's ice cream bit was pretty damned funny, but his story about his brother in the bathtub with G.I Joe literally had me in tears.
 
2013-07-10 12:24:58 AM

JasonOfOrillia: MFAWG: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]

For a minute I thought that was Jackée Harry.


Holy crap, you're exactly right! And OLD!
 
2013-07-10 12:26:47 AM

MFAWG: JasonOfOrillia: MFAWG: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]

For a minute I thought that was Jackée Harry.

Holy crap, you're exactly right! And OLD!


Bonus old points if you didn't have to google.
 
2013-07-10 12:26:47 AM
Step aside.
 
2013-07-10 12:27:21 AM
Man I remember that record. Laughing my rear off.
 
2013-07-10 12:27:22 AM
I don't recall the ice cream bit but I'm constantly reminded how his uncle shaved a Big Foot and married it and how all his cousins could stick their faces in the water and come up with fish in their mouths.


www.fireandreamitchell.com

OOGA BOOGA
 
2013-07-10 12:28:35 AM

DoctorCal: Do the part about the really juicy hamburger but the dumbass kid preferred McDonalds.


I remember those days.  And it wasn't that McD's was great.  It was that all the other kids had it and not having what everyone else had made you different and, therefore, a target of mockery because kids are farking monsters.

And now I want a welfare burger with green peppers in it on white bread mooshed with ketchup.  'cause, ugly or not, they're delicious.  Put a slab of government cheese on mine.
 
2013-07-10 12:28:37 AM

JasonOfOrillia: MFAWG: JasonOfOrillia: MFAWG: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]

For a minute I thought that was Jackée Harry.

Holy crap, you're exactly right! And OLD!

Bonus old points if you didn't have to google.


I hadn't even thought about her in a dozen years, but no google needed here.
 
2013-07-10 12:28:51 AM
Did you know that more murders are committed at 92 degrees Fahrenheit than any other temperature? I read an article once. At lower temperatures, people are easy-going, over 92, it's too hot to move, but just 92, people get IRRITABLE!
 
2013-07-10 12:30:02 AM
Free speech, Ladies and Gentlemen, and may we all die defending it!
 
2013-07-10 12:31:11 AM
dammit subby, now I'm watching all of Delirious and probably keeping the rest of the hotel awake.
 
2013-07-10 12:31:41 AM
My old pick up line..You scream and I will kill ya.
 
2013-07-10 12:31:57 AM

MFAWG: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]


goony goo goo
 
2013-07-10 12:32:24 AM

Mangoose: Classic Eddie Murphy.

But for some reason it put the Cosby "Dad is great. He gave us chocolate cake" bit in my head.


Grew up listening to this:

cdn.7static.com

I remember the part when he was going to get his tonsils removed and all he cared about was all the ice cream you can eat!

Classic album.
 
2013-07-10 12:33:32 AM
I guess the only thing I can add is that Eddie Murphy's current girlfriend is some hot Australian model, Paige Butcher. And when I Google pictures of her, it seems like she and Eddie like to go out for coffee a lot. Nice looking bush biatch he has there.

assets.nydailynews.com
blackthespian.com
in2eastafrica.net
thejasminebrand.com

/HALF!
 
2013-07-10 12:33:34 AM
I could drop my ice cream in a pile of shiat and eat it.

I'd be all like: "Its just shiat....like sprinkles!"
 
2013-07-10 12:34:24 AM

skinink: I guess the only thing I can add is that Eddie Murphy's current girlfriend is some hot Australian model, Paige Butcher. And when I Google pictures of her, it seems like she and Eddie like to go out for coffee a lot. Nice looking bush biatch he has there.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x489]
[blackthespian.com image 634x868]
[in2eastafrica.net image 634x707]
[thejasminebrand.com image 482x594]

/HALF!


Looks like he's finally entered his fark years.
 
2013-07-10 12:34:34 AM

fusillade762: Did you know that more murders are committed at 92 degrees Fahrenheit than any other temperature? I read an article once. At lower temperatures, people are easy-going, over 92, it's too hot to move, but just 92, people get IRRITABLE!


After a week without air conditioning, the inside of my house was 90 degrees.  I believe this statistic - even if you just totally made it up - because dear lord in heaven, I was not happy with life.  Dogs even less so.
 
2013-07-10 12:35:57 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: Grew up listening to this:


Me too. Have a CD copy of it now. Still one of the best comedy albums around.

"The BELT will  WAIL tonight!"

/we had never seen "THE BELT"

//but we had HEARD about it.
 
2013-07-10 12:36:11 AM

skinink: I guess the only thing I can add is that Eddie Murphy's current girlfriend is some hot Australian model, Paige Butcher. And when I Google pictures of her, it seems like she and Eddie like to go out for coffee a lot. Nice looking bush biatch he has there.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x489]
[blackthespian.com image 634x868]
[in2eastafrica.net image 634x707]
[thejasminebrand.com image 482x594]

/HALF!


Is Adidas sponsoring comedians on the downside of their careers? Who did Nike get?
 
2013-07-10 12:36:20 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-10 12:36:45 AM

Somacandra: I could drop my ice cream in a pile of shiat and eat it.

I'd be all like: "Its just shiat....like sprinkles!"


www.thegenytimes.com

shiatTY SPRINKLES
 
2013-07-10 12:36:59 AM

skinink: I guess the only thing I can add is that Eddie Murphy's current girlfriend is some hot Australian model, Paige Butcher. And when I Google pictures of her, it seems like she and Eddie like to go out for coffee a lot. Nice looking bush biatch he has there.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x489]
[blackthespian.com image 634x868]
[in2eastafrica.net image 634x707]
[thejasminebrand.com image 482x594]

/HAL


When did Eddie get the Adidas sponsorship?
 
2013-07-10 12:37:28 AM
I love you subby and want to have your mulatto babies.
 
2013-07-10 12:38:09 AM

CruJones: I-I-I-I want the kniiife

/he was funny


mmmm Charlotte Lewis and RATT
 
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