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(Bangor Daily News)   Your lawn mower can set your house on fire. Who knew?   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 3
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3797 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2013 at 1:32 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-10 01:53:57 AM  
3 votes:
One time a weed wacker held me down and had its way with me for 17 minutes....

Lawn tools can't be trusted.
2013-07-10 02:02:44 AM  
2 votes:

SpdrJay: One time a weed wacker held me down and had its way with me for 17 minutes....

Lawn tools can't be trusted.


Neither can Shop-Vacs. I was given blow jobs by one repeatedly, over a period of several years.

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2013-07-10 01:35:42 AM  
2 votes:

lordargent: It's a gas

// can also start fires by sparking on rocks


Or rubbing two sticks together, even.
 
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