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(New York Daily News)   Students at a New York High school, now claim a teacher sodomized them with a) musical instruments, b) his fist, or c) a toothbrush   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2013-07-09 08:27:51 PM  
It frustrating trying to get those hard to reach places.
 
2013-07-09 08:30:20 PM  

Vectron: It frustrating trying to get those hard to reach places.


i wonder which end he used...and why...
 
2013-07-09 09:53:48 PM  
Was it modified?
 
2013-07-09 11:59:58 PM  
The teacher was just using older educational material:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-10 12:17:37 AM  
You never see this kind of thing in West Virginia schools.
 
2013-07-10 12:33:26 AM  

BKITU: The teacher was just using older educational material:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 513x578]


Jesus, I was going to go with nature's little broom.
 
2013-07-10 12:33:56 AM  
www.tooth-doc.com
 
2013-07-10 01:17:39 AM  
Did football start early this year?
 
2013-07-10 01:19:12 AM  
www.moneyandshit.com
 
2013-07-10 01:22:36 AM  
images4.mtv.com
Honestly didn't know there was DNA in your butt.
 
2013-07-10 01:23:30 AM  

BKITU: The teacher was just using older educational material:


A good colon cleansing
 
2013-07-10 01:26:11 AM  
Should have just got them a can of "Ass don't smell".
 
2013-07-10 01:28:27 AM  
C is supposed to be the worst option.
 
2013-07-10 01:29:21 AM  
In B4 Menendez references
 
2013-07-10 01:29:54 AM  
There's teeth in your butt?
 
2013-07-10 01:30:28 AM  
Yeshiva U?That sickfark yeshived me too!
 
2013-07-10 01:31:57 AM  
Cavity creeps
 
2013-07-10 01:34:33 AM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-10 01:35:26 AM  

BKITU: The teacher was just using older educational material:


That is one of the most disturbingly funny things I have seen in a long time.

As for these sick farks, have they been taking lessons from the catholics or something? Sheesh!
 
2013-07-10 01:36:30 AM  
All of the above.

It was a fist clutching a toothbrush, whilst someone played yakety sax on a muciscal instrument.
 
2013-07-10 01:37:14 AM  

And forget about the one student who, for eight straight days in December, was sexually assaulted with this:


archive.longislandpress.com

 
2013-07-10 01:39:56 AM  
Orthodox Jews. I am ignorant in the matter of behavioral restrictions imposed by their faith. Is there an element of sexual repression, as we find in some Christian denominations?

Or is this just plain ol' perverted criminality, with no other origin than the allegedly dark souls of the alleged perpetrators??
 
2013-07-10 01:48:12 AM  
bearded clamorer You never see this kind of thing in West Virginia schools.

You're right.  There are no Jews there.
 
2013-07-10 01:52:32 AM  

bearded clamorer: You never see this kind of thing in West Virginia schools.


How many Orthodox Jewish schools are there in Appalachia?
 
2013-07-10 01:58:07 AM  
Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
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You're sure alright
 
2013-07-10 02:00:18 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Orthodox Jews. I am ignorant in the matter of behavioral restrictions imposed by their faith. Is there an element of sexual repression, as we find in some Christian denominations?

Or is this just plain ol' perverted criminality, with no other origin than the allegedly dark souls of the alleged perpetrators??


I've heard people say there's a high rate of abuse in general in Orthodox Jewish communities, both in New York and Israel. I'm not sure how true it is. It's certainly a very different lifestyle with limited exposure to the outside world, so it would make it easier for abuse to fester.

And I know I'll get bombed for this, but the whole thing the religion is based on (the covenant) is about sexual repression.
 
2013-07-10 02:03:10 AM  
My first guess was "a) musical instruments", assuming that the story would then reference a large organ of some sort....

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-10 02:13:38 AM  
Damn, $380 million.
Those people and their money, I swear. They must have good lawyers and accountants.
Maybe it will be made into a comedic hollywood movie, but who would finance it?
 
2013-07-10 02:16:02 AM  
Sad trombone.
 
2013-07-10 02:18:15 AM  
Were the toothbrushes circumcised?
 
2013-07-10 02:18:53 AM  
D. All of the above
/my final answer - DNRTFA
 
2013-07-10 02:28:26 AM  
Well, I suppose being sodomized by a toothbrush is better than being fisted or sodomized with a musical instrument.
 
2013-07-10 02:28:33 AM  
I was hoping that D) unnecessary comma, would be an option.
 
2013-07-10 02:29:17 AM  
Walter:(Reading a fan question) "Dear Walter, Why is that I get the gag reflex when I'm using my toothbrush but not when I'm going down on my husband? Signed, A concerned sucker."  Well that one is easy, the toothbrush is bigger!
 
2013-07-10 02:37:54 AM  
It was a sonicare. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend it.
 
2013-07-10 02:45:10 AM  

lostcat: I was hoping that D) unnecessary comma, would be an option.


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting comma.


Interrupting co-

Yo dawg, Imma let you finish, but interrupting commas are the most tired knock knock joke of all time!
 
2013-07-10 02:53:52 AM  
well, if I had to be sodomized, and my choices were a musical instrument, a fist, or a toothbrush. Ill take the brush.

just sayin
 
2013-07-10 02:56:46 AM  

swingerofbirches: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Orthodox Jews. I am ignorant in the matter of behavioral restrictions imposed by their faith. Is there an element of sexual repression, as we find in some Christian denominations?

Or is this just plain ol' perverted criminality, with no other origin than the allegedly dark souls of the alleged perpetrators??

I've heard people say there's a high rate of abuse in general in Orthodox Jewish communities, both in New York and Israel. I'm not sure how true it is. It's certainly a very different lifestyle with limited exposure to the outside world, so it would make it easier for abuse to fester.


Sadly, it's very true. Why? Well, a lot of it is because of the sexual repression. From age four girls and boys aren't allowed to interact with each other. A woman's virtue and worth are explicitly her tznius - "modesty". An exposed elbow, a strand of her real hair poking out from under her wig, the sound of her voice. wearing a shoulder belt in the car, all of these supposedly cause saintly rabbis to wank themselves into damnation. I wish to hell I was exaggerating.

Sex education is forbidden until, literally, a few days before the wedding.

And in the ultra-orthodox world boys get naked in the ritual bathtub every day with men.

That's only the first part. The more important part is that there are no consequences. Baby-rapers are completely protected from the Law by a code of silence that would make the Mafia blush. If you've been abused you cannot go to the Police. You go to your Rabbi. Your rabbi decides if it should be brought to the attention of the rabbinical Court (which pretty much never happens). The rabbinical Court decides what happens after that. What they decide every single farking time is to keep it quiet for the good of The Community. Along the way contaminated evidence, tampered witnesses, coerced testimony and forced "therapy" by unlicensed religious zealots ensure that there's nothing a prosecutor can work with.

And if a kid is brave enough to speak up and if his parents support him (big if) it starts to get ugly. The family is condemned for being informers. If either of the parents has a job in the community it's gone. The victims brothers, sisters and cousins will have a hard time getting married. If they rent from an Orthodox landlord they'll lose their lease. The abuser will suddenly become a Saint assuming he isn't quietly shuffled off to another school or flees to Israel where he can hide off the grid in one of the religious enclaves.

Once again, I wish to God I was exaggerating or making this up. I'm not. It's S.O.P. for the pious.
 
2013-07-10 03:12:13 AM  
I bet it was only one time, at band camp.
 
2013-07-10 03:50:06 AM  
bearded clamorerYou never see this kind of thing in West Virginia schools.

You're right.  There are no Jews there.

Actually I think he means toothbrushes.
 
2013-07-10 03:52:27 AM  

anuran: Well, a lot of it is because of the sexual repression.


And isolation, just like most other abuse. Any kind of cloistered community risks the same issue because the protections of society are not as readily available.
 
2013-07-10 03:56:28 AM  


Childhood sexual abuse in the Orthodox Jewish community can no longer be condoned and excused.


Wait, it used to be condoned? Why have I never heard of this before?
 
2013-07-10 03:58:46 AM  

anuran: swingerofbirches: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Orthodox Jews. I am ignorant in the matter of behavioral restrictions imposed by their faith. Is there an element of sexual repression, as we find in some Christian denominations?

Or is this just plain ol' perverted criminality, with no other origin than the allegedly dark souls of the alleged perpetrators??

I've heard people say there's a high rate of abuse in general in Orthodox Jewish communities, both in New York and Israel. I'm not sure how true it is. It's certainly a very different lifestyle with limited exposure to the outside world, so it would make it easier for abuse to fester.

Sadly, it's very true. Why? Well, a lot of it is because of the sexual repression. From age four girls and boys aren't allowed to interact with each other. A woman's virtue and worth are explicitly her tznius - "modesty". An exposed elbow, a strand of her real hair poking out from under her wig, the sound of her voice. wearing a shoulder belt in the car, all of these supposedly cause saintly rabbis to wank themselves into damnation. I wish to hell I was exaggerating.

Sex education is forbidden until, literally, a few days before the wedding.

And in the ultra-orthodox world boys get naked in the ritual bathtub every day with men.

That's only the first part. The more important part is that there are no consequences. Baby-rapers are completely protected from the Law by a code of silence that would make the Mafia blush. If you've been abused you cannot go to the Police. You go to your Rabbi. Your rabbi decides if it should be brought to the attention of the rabbinical Court (which pretty much never happens). The rabbinical Court decides what happens after that. What they decide every single farking time is to keep it quiet for the good of The Community. Along the way contaminated evidence, tampered witnesses, coerced testimony and forced "therapy" by unlicensed religious zealots ensure that there's nothing a prosecutor can work with.

And if a kid is brave enough to speak up and if his parents support him (big if) it starts to get ugly. The family is condemned for being informers. If either of the parents has a job in the community it's gone. The victims brothers, sisters and cousins will have a hard time getting married. If they rent from an Orthodox landlord they'll lose their lease. The abuser will suddenly become a Saint assuming he isn't quietly shuffled off to another school or flees to Israel where he can hide off the grid in one of the religious enclaves.

Once again, I wish to God I was exaggerating or making this up. I'm not. It's S.O.P. for the pious.


But it is all good, because it is the will of god that those children be molested.
 
2013-07-10 04:04:40 AM  

Quasar: Was it modified?


Oy, just Oy...
 
2013-07-10 04:18:54 AM  
Good heavens, anuran, that's terrible. Still, thanks for the enlightenment. I'm embarrassed to realize that I wouldn't have expected that sort of thing from people who subscribe devoutly to the Jewish faith -- sort of a reverse bigotry, I guess.

Yet just as we should never assume one group is worse than its peers in some fundamental respect, so should we not assume one is better, or "immune to" some fault, either.
 
2013-07-10 04:39:04 AM  
Doesn't matter whether Jewish or Muslim or Coptic or any damn thing else , semitics and north Africans are, have been, and will continue to be the shiat hole of humanity, just kill them all along with the Chinese and do the human race and the future peace of the decent peoples a favor, this murder murder rape torture murder scum does NOT have any right to continued existence at cost to me you or anyone else.
 
2013-07-10 05:16:09 AM  

oldfurr: Doesn't matter whether Jewish or Muslim or Coptic or any damn thing else , semitics and north Africans are, have been, and will continue to be the shiat hole of humanity, just kill them all along with the Chinese and do the human race and the future peace of the decent peoples a favor, this murder murder rape torture murder scum does NOT have any right to continued existence at cost to me you or anyone else.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-10 05:34:28 AM  
I hear it's the number 3 cause of gum disease.
 
2013-07-10 05:43:38 AM  
www.hertelskiwax.com
 
2013-07-10 05:45:21 AM  
Pope jumps up and down, pointing his finger

"See. SEE? We aren't the only ones that have kiddie diddling going on!!! Now you have to stop picking on us!!!"

Jumps on his encyclical and rides off.
 
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