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(Daily Mail)   The latest late night trend for UK drunks is McDiving, where participants dive over counters of fast food restaurants. w/vid   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 85
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2013-07-09 11:51:51 PM
There's no way to do this that doesn't make you look like a giant asshole.  You're farking with people who are working the third shift at McDonald's.  They're in hell already.  Their lives are bad enough without you trying to get some lulz on YouTube.
 
2013-07-09 11:57:12 PM
They should start arming employees with McTasers.
 
2013-07-09 11:58:32 PM

2xhelix: They should start arming employees with McTasers.


And McGuns
 
2013-07-10 12:04:09 AM

texdent: And McGuns


No, then you have to worry about cross contaminating food.  McTrapdoors over McTigerpits behind the counter would also be a good idea.
 
2013-07-10 12:36:26 AM

2xhelix: texdent: And McGuns

No, then you have to worry about cross contaminating food.  McTrapdoors over McTigerpits behind the counter would also be a good idea.


Move the fryers so that they're directly in front of the counter and let the dumbasses solve this problem themselves.
 
2013-07-10 12:46:39 AM
Before doing that, they did some of these

www.pauldzirvinskis.com
 
2013-07-10 01:41:39 AM
McDumbsh*ts
 
2013-07-10 03:19:06 AM
img809.imageshack.us
This took less than 20 minutes in Photoshop, IMHO it's still not enough for the jackasses who try this 'stunt.'
 
2013-07-10 03:57:34 AM
McDonald's has bouncers?

/No sympathy for those asshats
 
2013-07-10 04:21:40 AM

cato113: McDonald's has bouncers?

/No sympathy for those asshats


Came here for this. Do they charge cover and serve shots at shiatty fast food places in England?
 
2013-07-10 04:24:38 AM
 Do they charge cover and serve shots at shiatty fast food places in England?

England is the home of bangers and mash.
Wonder if you can get that with a side of chips?
Sorry, I mean FRIES.  DAMN TEA DRINKING SISSIES
 
2013-07-10 04:27:26 AM
It's all fun and games until a black kid wants to do it. Then it's a riot.
 
2013-07-10 04:28:47 AM

HotWingAgenda: ...at shiatty fast food places in England


Have you ever had English food? McDonalds is probably one of the better places to eat.

/ Never ate at McD's while in the UK
// Going with the assumption the UK restaurants are pretty much like the US ones.
 
2013-07-10 04:31:06 AM
I would hurt them. I would hurt them badly. They would find out exactly how long it would take to weaponize that fry machine all over their face.
 
2013-07-10 04:31:26 AM

cato113: McDonald's has bouncers?

/No sympathy for those asshats


The downtown Taco Bell in the college town where I lived for a decade used to have security guards from around 10pm to closing.
 
2013-07-10 04:35:49 AM
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2013-07-10 04:41:03 AM
Admit it, you guys are completely out of ideas now, aren't you?
 
2013-07-10 04:43:01 AM
no this yet?  y'all be slippin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxRSLXjaWtI
 
2013-07-10 04:46:38 AM
There's no way you can combine "drunk" and "students" and not end up with something stupid for asshats.
 
2013-07-10 04:47:14 AM

RidersOfLohan: no this yet?  y'all be slippin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxRSLXjaWtI


STOP STOOOOOP STOOOOOOOOOOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!
 
2013-07-10 04:58:15 AM

dofus: HotWingAgenda: ...at shiatty fast food places in England

Have you ever had English food? McDonalds is probably one of the better places to eat.

/ Never ate at McD's while in the UK
// Going with the assumption the UK restaurants are pretty much like the US ones.


im gonna bite. I shouldnt, but im gonna

do you realise what you sound like dissing british food? do you not realise that how north americans eat is a source of disgust and amusement to the rest of the world?

you'll tell me that not everyone lives off burgers, and there are many wonderful regional cuisines in the US. AND THE SAME IS TRUE OF THE REST OF THE WORLD INCLUDING THE UK.

post war yes food here was terrible BUT ITS 2013! shall we be grown ups and put aside the very very tedious bad teeth, bad food, dont own a passport, redneck stereotypes and be better people? shall we?
 
2013-07-10 05:11:00 AM
Deep frier moat.
 
2013-07-10 05:13:00 AM

Lady J: im gonna bite. I shouldnt, but im gonna

do you realise what you sound like dissing british food? do you not realise that how north americans eat is a source of disgust and amusement to the rest of the world?

you'll tell me that not everyone lives off burgers, and there are many wonderful regional cuisines in the US. AND THE SAME IS TRUE OF THE REST OF THE WORLD INCLUDING THE UK.

post war yes food here was terrible BUT ITS 2013! shall we be grown ups and put aside the very very tedious bad teeth, bad food, dont own a passport, redneck stereotypes and be better people? shall we?


You know this is Fark, right?

/smh
 
2013-07-10 05:15:55 AM
Third shift means no bosses, and the security tapes can be erased. Don't fark around, because you'll have a hard time proving that you didn't injure yourself falling down a lot.

//Two months as the night cleaner at a McDonalds.
///Why yes, I did gently convince more than a few drunks to be polite.
 
2013-07-10 05:15:57 AM

snark puppet: Lady J: im gonna bite. I shouldnt, but im gonna

do you realise what you sound like dissing british food? do you not realise that how north americans eat is a source of disgust and amusement to the rest of the world?

you'll tell me that not everyone lives off burgers, and there are many wonderful regional cuisines in the US. AND THE SAME IS TRUE OF THE REST OF THE WORLD INCLUDING THE UK.

post war yes food here was terrible BUT ITS 2013! shall we be grown ups and put aside the very very tedious bad teeth, bad food, dont own a passport, redneck stereotypes and be better people? shall we?

You know this is Fark, right?

/smh


Brits are insufferable. Particularly their women.
 
2013-07-10 05:18:30 AM
Just get all the staff to say that heard the guy say, "Give me all the money!" before he lunged for the cash register.
 
2013-07-10 05:25:49 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: Brits are insufferable. Particularly their women.


And she shat on a turtle.
 
2013-07-10 05:30:25 AM

snark puppet: Lady J: im gonna bite. I shouldnt, but im gonna

do you realise what you sound like dissing british food? do you not realise that how north americans eat is a source of disgust and amusement to the rest of the world?

you'll tell me that not everyone lives off burgers, and there are many wonderful regional cuisines in the US. AND THE SAME IS TRUE OF THE REST OF THE WORLD INCLUDING THE UK.

post war yes food here was terrible BUT ITS 2013! shall we be grown ups and put aside the very very tedious bad teeth, bad food, dont own a passport, redneck stereotypes and be better people? shall we?

You know this is Fark, right?

/smh


yes. [tetchy sigh]

im very tired. im not in a very good mood. ive got LOADS of work to do and should not be here at all (and yet she keeps typing!)

as I typed that response I knew it was stupid. i rarely take baits. sometimes a red mist descends though
 
2013-07-10 05:32:33 AM

Lady J: snark puppet: Lady J: im gonna bite. I shouldnt, but im gonna

do you realise what you sound like dissing british food? do you not realise that how north americans eat is a source of disgust and amusement to the rest of the world?

you'll tell me that not everyone lives off burgers, and there are many wonderful regional cuisines in the US. AND THE SAME IS TRUE OF THE REST OF THE WORLD INCLUDING THE UK.

post war yes food here was terrible BUT ITS 2013! shall we be grown ups and put aside the very very tedious bad teeth, bad food, dont own a passport, redneck stereotypes and be better people? shall we?

You know this is Fark, right?

/smh

yes. [tetchy sigh]

im very tired. im not in a very good mood. ive got LOADS of work to do and should not be here at all (and yet she keeps typing!)

as I typed that response I knew it was stupid. i rarely take baits. sometimes a red mist descends though


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-10 05:38:51 AM
People are really getting out of control

In the last few months I've seen people teens invading grocery stores and slamming milk jugs on the floor, others just walking up to people and looking at them like creepy perverts, people grabbing strangers hands and I'm probably forgetting a few things

I know I'm getting old and older people tend to complain about younger foiks, but this shiat has got to stop.
 
2013-07-10 05:39:30 AM
Lady J:
shall we be grown ups and put aside the very very tedious bad teeth, bad food, dont own a passport, redneck stereotypes and be better people? shall we?

We could make fun of brown people, that always seems to go over well in public avenues.
 
2013-07-10 05:41:56 AM

gfid: People are really getting out of control

In the last few months I've seen people teens invading grocery stores and slamming milk jugs on the floor, others just walking up to people and looking at them like creepy perverts, people grabbing strangers hands and I'm probably forgetting a few things

I know I'm getting old and older people tend to complain about younger foiks, but this shiat has got to stop.


The good news is this guy broke his jaw.
 
2013-07-10 05:42:01 AM

dofus: HotWingAgenda: ...at shiatty fast food places in England

Have you ever had English food? McDonalds is probably one of the better places to eat.

/ Never ate at McD's while in the UK
// Going with the assumption the UK restaurants are pretty much like the US ones.


I wouldn't assume that. KFC is different over there to some extent. They have stuff we didn't have at the location i worked at here in canada, and they didn't have gravy!

/no GRAVY!
 
2013-07-10 05:43:26 AM

gfid: People are really getting out of control

In the last few months I've seen people teens invading grocery stores and slamming milk jugs on the floor, others just walking up to people and looking at them like creepy perverts, people grabbing strangers hands and I'm probably forgetting a few things

I know I'm getting old and older people tend to complain about younger foiks, but this shiat has got to stop.


You could blame more nuts on higher population, but I doubt the bored, destructive teens are different from those in Roman times.
 
2013-07-10 05:46:27 AM
Chavs really know how to ratchet the obnoxiousness up a few notches don't they.
 
2013-07-10 05:50:59 AM
ah just noticed it's the daily mail.

panic over
 
2013-07-10 05:56:57 AM

jtown: The downtown Taco Bell in the college town where I lived for a decade used to have security guards from around 10pm to closing.


A US Taco Bell where I went to college had a burly, big-bicepped bouncer (as opposed to a benign security guard). It was in between a part of town with bars, and a part with dorms & other student housing. It was very popular, but they had at least one serious fight that I recall (shattered a huge pane of glass at the front of the store).
 
2013-07-10 06:07:29 AM

cato113: McDonald's has bouncers?

/No sympathy for those asshats


The nearest McDonald's to my parents house is on the border between the university of Pennsylvania and a rough neighborhood. Between drunk Penn kids and shootings they've had security guards at night for as long as I can remember.
 
2013-07-10 06:10:58 AM
I can't wait for the first dumbass to actually go McDiving, straight into the deep fryer.
 
2013-07-10 06:49:18 AM

dopekitty74: dofus: HotWingAgenda: ...at shiatty fast food places in England

Have you ever had English food? McDonalds is probably one of the better places to eat.

/ Never ate at McD's while in the UK
// Going with the assumption the UK restaurants are pretty much like the US ones.

I wouldn't assume that. KFC is different over there to some extent. They have stuff we didn't have at the location i worked at here in canada, and they didn't have gravy!

/no GRAVY!


The KFCs in Prague are not bad.  They have gravy!  The mashed potatoes are about the same but they give you a little more gravy than in the States.  The chicken seems to be of a better quality though, which is nice.  The fact that there are a bunch of cute Czech girls behind the counter is just icing on the cake.
 
2013-07-10 06:54:21 AM
Sadly, I had a Mcjob for a while when I was in high school. (don't judge me, I thought slinging burgers might be better than shoveling more shiat on the farm where I grew up) There were always a few co-workers with facial tattoos and prison records. I'm fairly certain anybody who came over the counter would have received a beat down administered by someone who was, for the first time, having a fun day at their crappy fast food job.
 
2013-07-10 06:58:19 AM
why would one travel abroad and eat KFC? or indeed anything that a) you could eat ten minutes from your house at home, and b) is a nasty faceless corporate global chain, and by eating there you're contributing to the westernising and homogenising of far off lands ?
 
2013-07-10 06:59:55 AM
The minute one of these fools hit their head on McFloor and go into a coma, mommie and daddy will be suing.
 
2013-07-10 07:17:21 AM
pictures.mastermarf.com
 
2013-07-10 07:18:14 AM
In a perfect world, the first idiots to do McDiving would be arrested and charged with the U.K. equivalent of a felony. This would end this stupid stuff pretty fast.
 
2013-07-10 07:21:49 AM
One clip shows a man performing a McDive while dressed as a giant banana

Someone posted a Bloom County cartoon in a different thread that seemed... ah, found it.

i1123.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-10 07:22:05 AM
This is where they get the McNuggets from.
 
2013-07-10 07:25:17 AM

Lady J: dofus: HotWingAgenda: ...at shiatty fast food places in England

Have you ever had English food? McDonalds is probably one of the better places to eat.

/ Never ate at McD's while in the UK
// Going with the assumption the UK restaurants are pretty much like the US ones.

im gonna bite. I shouldnt, but im gonna

do you realise what you sound like dissing british food? do you not realise that how north americans eat is a source of disgust and amusement to the rest of the world?

you'll tell me that not everyone lives off burgers, and there are many wonderful regional cuisines in the US. AND THE SAME IS TRUE OF THE REST OF THE WORLD INCLUDING THE UK.

post war yes food here was terrible BUT ITS 2013! shall we be grown ups and put aside the very very tedious bad teeth, bad food, dont own a passport, redneck stereotypes and be better people? shall we?


You sound like you have bad teeth.

/Welcome to Fark
//You know the drill
 
2013-07-10 07:29:37 AM

Lady J: why would one travel abroad and eat KFC? or indeed anything that a) you could eat ten minutes from your house at home, and b) is a nasty faceless corporate global chain, and by eating there you're contributing to the westernising and homogenising of far off lands ?


Some people aren't there to eat, I suppose.  For many, eating isn't a special event, but simply a response to hunger until they're off to do the next (non-eating) thing.

And for me to eat at a place on the other side of the world that I could eat at 10 minutes from home, would require that place be a "nasty faceless corporate global chain".
 
2013-07-10 07:30:03 AM

Lady J: why would one travel abroad and eat KFC? or indeed anything that a) you could eat ten minutes from your house at home, and b) is a nasty faceless corporate global chain, and by eating there you're contributing to the westernising and homogenising of far off lands ?


CSB: Several years ago, I was visiting a friend in France.  While I was there, her mom and stepmom (yes, they're an odd family) also came over for a visit.  So we go to the airport to pick them up, and of course they're rather hungry after the long flight from the U.S.  We're in Paris, a place renowned for great food, and where do they want to eat?  The farkin' airport McDonald's!

American restaurant chains are fine in America, but when traveling abroad I prefer to avoid them like the plague.
 
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